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1:18 AM
@Frank Is it a coincidence that I just randomly spun it, got C#, and then read this?
hrm, no one edited the wheel of blame to include jmac yet.
Oh and I'm too lazy to do it :P
@ɥʇǝS Then of course the blame falls to... jmac!
2:02 AM
get 3k! @astro
upvotes an answer
gives a bounty
cries in a corner
2:22 AM
@Unihedron I'm working on it...
@bjb568 Odd choice.
In fact, it's one that you voted to close.
@AstroCB is it possible to fix this question?
@AstroCB Eh, you put effort in.
@AndrewT. It's possible, but the OP is going to have to narrow the scope a bit. Also, I'm sure there's a dupe somewhere.
2:56 AM
where are the Dutch when you need em....
@AstroCB you forgot the typo "Reding" on the title ;)
@AndrewT. Good catch.
Yay, got an upvote on one of my answers! I wonder who might have done that…
@bjb568 And a Nice Answer badge. I thought it was interesting.
@AstroCB Nope. Already got the badge for that. Got a downvote after because of… of course… R17.
3:02 AM
I was about to ask this...
Q: Stack Snippet retcon

Niet the Dark AbsolIs it considered a valid edit to replace links to JSFiddle or similar sites with new Stack Snippets? If the answer is "sometimes", what makes it valid or not?

Yawns… Goodnight!
Can Germany not have the same word for any third person pronoun?
3:23 AM
@Braiam The dutch are sleeping
but they will awake! we hope..
RIP Smokey :(
3:28 AM
herm. @Undo smokey is borken D:
@Braiam: Smokey is not alive...poke @Undo
starts yelling at screen "ALIVE?!". everyone looks at me weird
I have an idea. Someone post an all caps question >:D
with title "IS SMOKEY ALIVE?"
5 mins ago, by Unihedron
shocked by seeing the star wall
3:36 AM
@hichris123 Of course
Thanks @hichris123, we were missing Smokey :D
@InfiniteRecursion Of course
@Inf np. :)
3:37 AM
@hichris123 ... what did you do?
@Undo watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring
@Undo stappit.
Ah, heh
I'm going to go rename that to "reboot"
Meh, I like it just the way it is. :p
but it's misleading :P
3:41 AM
@Undo the awesomesause of the name of a function is directly proportional to how many developers it can confuse ;)
Q: How do I fix a door frame that my dog chewed?

JeffMy dog chewed the bottom part of the doorframe to my bedroom. I live in a rented apartment, so this is not OK. Is there any way to fix it and make it look somewhat presentable (doesn't have to be perfect)? How do I find a matching frame? How do I match the paint? Update: Just wanted to tha...

> I live in a rented apartment, so this is not OK.
Not a good situation to be in.
TBH, I'd get a decent-looking plastic guard thing that'd fit, and explain what happened to the landlord.
3:56 AM
I think you're right. There is nothing worse then "I have no idea what I'm doing, my dog chewed your door frame, I think I fixed it".
Most landlords are pretty handy and painting the bottom half of a door is nothing.
bad Undo, bad
@Undo replacing the trim is nothing too. It looks like most of the damage is on the trim.
oh, even easier.
3:59 AM
@Braiam ... ?
@InfiniteRecursion closed
Thanks @LynnCrumbling
@InfiniteRecursion flagged
@InfiniteRecursion closed
@InfiniteRecursion no problem... turning into a pumpkin on the east coast... 'night
4:06 AM
I was the 5th vote on over half of those, possibly more.
sheesh.. that last one was definitely a
@LynnCrumbling Agreed. Yet it didn't get many dv's or cv's, which is surprising
whack -> score--;
@InfiniteRecursion I'll try to drop by more regularly to check for lists like this in the future. Don't hesitate to ping me whenever you do more dumps; it'll send a notification to my phone via the SE app.
This is easily the most downvotes I've cast in a day.
@LynnCrumbling Thanks, that's great. I will ping you for sure the next time I need help cleaning these up.
The questions are so amazing, it's hard to resist downvoting @LynnCrumbling
4:21 AM
@InfiniteRecursion I generally reserve dv's on questions for questions like that last one, and dv's on answers where I know they're just wrong.
@InfiniteRecursion If at all possible, I favor a close instead of a dv.
Ok - 'night
@LynnCrumbling Night, and thanks for the help
4:31 AM
4:55 AM
@SilentKiller :) !
@Unihedron Hiya @Uni :)
Hi @ItachiUchiha
@InfiniteRecursion heya
@Ita I'm at school, drafting a short Java question.
4:58 AM
for ?
Bored. They're still teaching loops.
They have to take the class with them :)
@Unihedron Tell them you already know loops and have a bronze badge in Java :)
@Uni you can try something new ;)
@Unihedron you should teach them now. :D
5:01 AM
@InfiniteRecursion he shouldn't not. He is not the only one in class
@Inf I did, so they let me browse the internet. :)
@ItachiUchiha True, the rest of the class needs to learn loops.
lol @Sil, yep, but they couldn't keep up, regex is machine code to them
lolz, what r you doing on the internet. Please don't say, closing questions on SO
Good for you @uni. So which short Java question are you drafting?
5:05 AM
Parsing and coloring text with constraints based on Bukkit's coloring system.
I'd put up an answer later if no one else does.
Bukkit drives me nutz.
@Unihedron for long code use pastie.org. ;)
Meant for it to self-destruct. :)
@ItachiUchiha Close ALL the questions!!!!!
remove @uni's self destruct privileges
5:11 AM
now you can kick noobs from Java Room :P
If I kick them, who am I to yell at? ;)
8 minutes already ^ where the heck is @JanDvorak?
@lostsock gone
Hiya @lostsock: Need CV votes here, here, here, here, here, here. Lynn, Andy and Sil have closed all the other questions in my cv-request, only these ones are still open
SO is hicupping for me right now , but we'll try
5:20 AM
@lostsock Thanks :D
@InfiniteRecursion ok, just this 1 and this 2 left
oh, it isn't only me that SO is hicupping...
@lostsock Thanks, looks for someone else to poke
@AndrewT. No, it's hicupping for me too, and for lostsock as well
@InfiniteRecursion not anymore
5:32 AM
@AndrewT. done
@lostsock @Jan must be asleep
spam -5
spam gone
killed spam
Jan is asleep and Smokey is not alive, poke @Undo
5:38 AM
alas, dark hours! Go protect SE!
@Unihedron No, you can reboot Smokey from Charcoal HQ once you are back home and save the day :D
@InfiniteRecursion maybe @Jan is just testing us, to see if we are able to handle the spam ourselves
@lostsock No, he is sleeping
If he is awake, he never spares spam. The day when SE has no more spam, he will leave SE @lostsock.
Aug 28 at 16:55, by Jan Dvorak
Is it possible the server-side spam filter does hit harder now?
Aug 28 at 16:59, by Jan Dvorak
should I go and start saving another website now?
Aug 28 at 17:03, by Jan Dvorak
no spam. I'm bored.
5:54 AM
such slow for a tuesday night
spam and otherwise
yes, very slow and boring
lala la lalala
singing.. send your voice. :P @uni
tavern.chat << sing()
6:17 AM
so when you hide the snippet you ran, does it still techincally run? like if you have an infinite animation, will it still be running in the background?
When in doubt test flag it out, @lostsock :)
@Unihedron trying to but css animation hard to tell
(kill-pls in any case ^)
6:24 AM
spam gone
ok... flagging as spam
new user -> spam
I don't really find it as spam, but the "question" itself is unclear. legit distributor?
anyway, gone
deleted by Community <>
6:28 AM
in Room for Low Quality posts, 2 mins ago, by Graham Perrin
http://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/17707342#17707342 any ideas? Thanks.
7:02 AM
^^ gone
7:39 AM
Other @Frank, if you stay away from the Tavern for 48 hours, you will stop getting pings. More info: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/73931/…
8:20 AM
> I'm going to teach you how to keep clean and healthy turkey around me
spam gone
1 hour later…
9:42 AM
@Bart : ( that reminds me of the badge i'll never be able to get
@Bart Have you lost weight? Such feather-lite typing
Let's just say that wind won't take me anywhere @InfiniteRecursion.
@ItachiUchiha closed
sneaks into the tavern before heading off to work
@Frank thinks @Frank is too big to sneak in unnoticed
10:13 AM
@InfiniteRecursion can't beleive he forgot about that again!
Morning @Frank
Now there are two Franks, and both are green 'n' white, so it's hard to miss
@InfiniteRecursion So I've been 'forced' to notice (all the pings).
@Frank That is why SE discourages duplicates
We need a dupehammer to deal with the Frank situation
10:19 AM
@InfiniteRecursion There are a ton of Franks on SO.
'the Frank situation' lol
Only those who visit the same chat room in last 48 hours get pings
@InfiniteRecursion Yeah I know.
Otherwise there'd be a mess.
@InfiniteRecursion tnxx
These people get into my nerves, what should I do to them ?
10:21 AM
@lostsock The Duck situation?
@InfiniteRecursion dang teenagers, get off bart's pond
@ItachiUchiha btw, your comment might well be an answer.
Yeah, but the guy doesn't understand
Is there a SO chat app available ?
@Bart have you read the comments ?
Darn !
Dunno how to make him understand
... am I missing something? I see two comments by you.
And if that's the situation, that's the answer.
lolz.. he deleted his comments :P
10:30 AM
@lostsock Bart's pond?? o_O
@ItachiUchiha don't you see the username you should not, I repeat not interfere :P
@DroidDev yeah, he has a list of High Tech gadgets :P
@Unihedron please reboot Smokey
Jan is gone and Smokey is not alive
10:40 AM
On it! How do I do that?
See y'all!
@uni, can you do it in the charcoal HQ?
@Frank cya
10:42 AM
Seeya Frank.
I can't, I think it's more than dead.
@Unihedron Ok, thanks for trying :)
@InfiniteRecursion yay. Somepony (other than me) posting Dash in the tavern?
Maybe it's related to this issue:
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 7 hours ago, by Undo
Why does this fail with nocrash.sh: 12: nocrash.sh: [[: not found ?
10:48 AM
@SPArchaeologist That somepony would be @Bart
@Unihedron And it only listens to 4 admins, I saw the code now
Poke fox when he's on :P
@InfiniteRecursion Nope, Dashie is at least 20% cooler than Bart.
@InfiniteRecursion Yea, right. Where was that taken, Diamond Tiara new newspaper? :P
@SPArchaeologist Ask Bart, it's Dashie and Bart's picture, he can tell. pokes @Bart
And yeah, Dashie is atleast 20% cooler :D
11:02 AM
Who's Dashie?
Who's Dashie?
@InfiniteRecursion 10.9k for me
@InfiniteRecursion Ok, so you are telling me that the picture is Bart attempting a Dash cosplay ^_^?
Reopen please, the update presents a proper problem now stackoverflow.com/q/25827662/3622940
11:05 AM
@SPArchaeologist Yes, absolutely.
@Unihedron last update is urs.
@SilentKiller check history.
4 more votes needed to open this question.
Actually, it doesn't matter. They wouldn't encounter the problem if they read javadocs on the first place, so the question is not useful to future readers. Keep it closed.
Unless you want to..
@Unihedron @SilentKiller you really want to know? Once you open that door there is no turning back. You will grasp any MLP joke posted on the chat. Forever.
11:15 AM
@SPArchaeologist ... no thanks
what a crappy title for a spam post
@JanDvorak Sam's bot can catch short titles though :)
didn't catch this one
@Unihedron (Switching to jrpg "You have to reply yes" mode) Are you sure [yes] [no]?
@SPArchaeologist exit
11:25 AM
@Unihedron unrecognized comand
throw new DivideByZeroException();
throw new StackOverFlowException(); XD
! :D
nuked Jan
11:34 AM
what is the best lollipop? — Mitch Wheat 49 secs ago
^ not constructive flag pls
Back. You were not supposed to nuke me.
Hey, my flags are rated helpful! :)
> Rated "H" for helpful
@InfiniteRecursion stop nuking Jan please. He's too valuable.
@Bart If you say so
@rene But he needs help!
I submitted an edit in their queue
@Unihedron me needs help too
Jan needs help too, he got nuked
Tavern on the HELP!
11:56 AM
(creates Area 51 proposal for help.SE)
@Unihedron then go for problam.SE. For all your problams that need hlep.
This question appears to be off-topic because it is about the OP needing to step away from the computer, go for a walk then come back. — Bathsheba 15 secs ago
^ Nice close reason...
12:00 PM
#takeoffthewinterhatbro #winterisover
@Unihedron OP deleted the question and went for a walk
Why the edit @Bart ?
12:05 PM
@Unihedron which part of Jan Dvorak do you want me to reopen?
Hint for the OP more or less @rene.
Ah, OK, for a moment I thought you wanted to rescue that question...
Was going to leave a comment explaining some things, but it was gone by then.
Nice service ;)
That's what I get paid for ... wait ...
12:08 PM
suspicion glare
Is this SPAM or just self promotion? sqa.stackexchange.com/a/9728
@rene smells to me
I created an account, let me flag it as SPAM
SPAM flagged
12:41 PM
Does Panama still hang out in here? Or one of his not-very-cleverly-disguised sockpuppets?
He drops by on rare occasions @jadarnel27
Unless I have missed a more recent sockpuppet somehow.
Haha, gotcha.
1:30 PM
/me gone
Hi @Undo, any news on smokey?
1:48 PM
@InfiniteRecursion closed
'morning, btw
Morning @Lynn :) Thanks again.
Ugh, MSO queue cleared message breaks into two lines.
@Unihedron get yourself a bigger screen!
@Unihedron #firstworldproblems :)
@Braiam I hope "screen" isn't a metaphor here
1:55 PM
@Braiam It's not helping!!! I get an HD expansion of the two lines!~

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