wtf the chat just reloaded itself

Happens automatically every now and then to make sure caches are cleared

oh

@SonictheInclusiveHedgehog thanks, sounds like a good idea.

Good morning! :)

The Ask Question Wizard resulted in a 1,900% increase in off-topic questions on Software Recommendations.

!!/blame @AskQuestionWizard

@NoDistractionWizard It's Adam Lear's fault.

@SonictheInclusiveHedgehog damn

@SonictheInclusiveHedgehog Correlation doesn't imply causation, but dang, that's a beautiful number.

I read it as 1.9% though (blame my locale...)

@NoDistractionWizard You work in kilograms.

ow

as a former SR.SE mod

Ow ow ow

especially since how actually getting that on topic scope was painful

Khkhkh

@NoDistractionWizard ._,

puts on the closevoter hat

@JourneymanGeek Go help them out ;)

@Tinkeringbell I'm out of off topic VTC votes on SR

going through the HR queue now

Then I'm starting from FR queue...

AND I'm starting from the ZR queue. Take that.

@Marshmallow Zombie review? :P

Zebra

@Marshmallow "Black" "White" "Not a zebra"

@Tinkeringbell I keep clicking "Skip"

Looks can be deceiving.

What if a zebra painted itself.

> STOP! Look and Listen

> This was an audit, designed to see if you can distinguish between zebras or striped-horses. You didn't pass.

@NoDistractionWizard 'other black/white animals' instead of 'striped-horses' :P

o0

Pandas are strikingly like zebras if you have some trouble solving captchas.

@Marshmallow Penguins are confusing too. And what about cows?

Eh, black and white cows are only on the cover of high fat cheese

imagining cheese covered with black & white furs...

@NoDistractionWizard IKR, why do they think it makes sense. Ugh

P.S. if a cow made cheese instead it'd probably be very sick.

We have little zebras in my backyard, I feed them regularly to ensure that they put my home on their route. They are the neighborhood security guards. If I hear random screaming and yelling in the night I know that they've greeted a visitor.

They are deceptively cute

They are very friendly and don't spray me.

@Bart if you don't antagonize them, they won't spray you :p

I will spray you nevertheless

They are extremely clean and well kept, unlike racoons which are often filthy.

please refrain for I am a succulent plant and don't need much water

LOL

@Magisch I will think of that the next time I encounter a skunk in Switzerland

@Magisch You do need a spray of fresh air from time to time, or you'll get covered in dust which prevents you from photosynthesis!

I need more water than all y'all

Skunks like the snow too, here's one with a weapon:

Naw. It's a dog

@ShadowWizard huh?

@ItamarG3 I prefer Oreo over Ollo. ;)

Oh. Ollo is a reference to Megamind.

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@ShadowWizard indeed, those were carefree and full of fun days

I feel myself much older now

These five years have passed like nothing

and that old wheel of blame with old profile pics and someone who no longer work there :)

Sorry, I got distracted by work