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2:22 AM
Morning 😲
 
2:58 AM
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6:41 AM
@rene woof
 
@JourneymanGeek miauw
 
huh? flowercat?
 
@rene woof
Spam. Its not for deserts. Or Dessert.
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It's frigging contagious
 
6:57 AM
@Marshmallow where?
 
where woof?
 
 
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8:57 AM
@JourneymanGeek What do you call a puppy?
A subwoofer
 
@Magisch What's a penguins favorite relative?
Aunt arctica.
 
@Tinkeringbell no clue
ha
 
a low-pitched w-o-o-o-o-o-o-f for you...........
 
9:16 AM
@Magisch that joke is literally on my chat profile ;p
 
> Woof. Lots of Woof. Sometimes subwoof. Never superwoof.
 
 
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10:48 AM
@JourneymanGeek hey can you please check if this user has deleted spam post on SU? Just yes/no so I can call the heavy guns in case they already spammed before. Thanks!
appears to be legit, appears in other answers.
 
11:04 AM
@ShadowWizard no posts at all
 
hmm... so won't call JNat. Yet. ;)
Might be a very rare case of decent person.
That one on MSE is still a spam seed, but who knows.... maybe my comment will have any effect. lol
I mean... if it was a spammer, he should have spammed SU already.
 
@JMac network spammer for you
looks around
 
hmm?
looking sadly at @NoD
spotting a spot on his shirt
oh my. Just realized I can also use @Nodist which is.... PRICELESS. ;-)
 
11:24 AM
@ShadowWizard Please use ignore feedback to SmokeDetector sparingly. In general, fp should be the go-to feedback when you feel something is not spam. When there are other people who feel that it is TP, it's better to try to obtain a consensus prior to giving ignore feedback. That particular post has been given TP feedback by Mithrandir, Undo, and double-beep.
 
11:46 AM
@Makyen oh, always thought ignore is less "intrusive". What's the reasoning to use it sparingly?
 
ignore is basically a super-FP
 
Good to know, wasn't aware it also mark as fp in addition to just ignoring future edits on same post.
 
@ShadowWizard When you ignore a post, that SD instance will never report the post again, regardless of the post's content. In general, it's used when a post is reported multiple times and repeatedly gets FP feedback. In this case, there was some disagreement as to the appropriate feedback, so it would be better to get everyone onto the same page prior to having SD ignore the post.
 
@Makyen ok, thanks
!!/blame @Marshmallow
huh?
bad bot
 
Smokey's dead?
 
12:01 PM
nah
Choked over you
 
!!/blame urself
 
@Marshmallow It's Sonic the Inclusive Hedgehog's fault.
 
ee's merely pining for ee fjords
 
uu ookk??
 
@JourneymanGeek Extraterrestrial languages are not allowed here.
 
12:02 PM
....
 
What was that movie about animals who turned out to be aliens.
 
I vaguely get the reference, but I won't turn down a chance to tease you.
 
@JourneymanGeek Really? I'm getting death threats now?
 
iTS A BLUE PARROT
 
12:03 PM
@Tinkeringbell It's part of the job.
 
Besides I don't make death threats
 
Even getting death threats from a coworker mod.
@JourneymanGeek Pfft, doggies can't climb trees.
 
@JourneymanGeek there was some Death Note meme used by Derpy a lot
 
@JourneymanGeek Then why am I seeing youtube clips about dead parrots? :P
 
Because people here apparently don't get a monty python reference if it mooned them from the ramparts and insulted them with a fake french accent.
 
12:10 PM
Well I haven't seen the dead parrot.
 
Someone once posted a dead parrot in a bag.. think it was me... and it was flagged... :/
 
:/
but but
 
@JourneymanGeek nit nit
 
hope the satellites were yummy, @Journeyman ;)
 
12:19 PM
lol
 
aims Anti Satillite missle...
BOOM!
 
Elon Musk would be mad
 
But astronomers would be glad.
 
Any idea how much he's going to charge for fast internet connection?
 
then, kessler cacade.
 
12:20 PM
Musk would be a husk in the dusk
 
Musk basks in tanks
 
12:31 PM
@Tinkeringbell Maybe the deceased parrot was green?
 
@Magisch Hmm. Dilemma's. :P Not even green parrots deserve that ;)
 
Just shaming?
:D
 
tbh your avatar looks more like a chicken then a parrot
 
I'm to blame
 
well it's kinda both
 
12:34 PM
@Magisch NOOOOOOO! It's a parrot :(
 
Is that parrot wearing a mr.anonymous mask
@Tinkeringbell idk there are some pretty amazing chickens
 
@Magisch But I'm not a chicken :(
 
Yeah
Chicken soup
Chicken kabab
 
Chicken salad, even.
 
12:35 PM
@Magisch silkies are cuddly, I've heard.
 
@Magisch Polar chicken
 
silkie!
 
@Tinkeringbell They are. And exceedingly friendly
 
@Magisch They're just not red enough
 
you could dye one red
 
12:36 PM
Poor chicken.
 
I use every opportunity to bring up silky chicken
 
@JourneymanGeek Poor chicks :(
 
@Tinkeringbell its mostly harmless
keeps the birds of prey from nomming on them apparently'
 
@JourneymanGeek Until people throw them away when the colours fade
 
12:39 PM
@Tinkeringbell oh these are not pets
 
if you think about it chicken are pretty metal
they descend from raptors
 
Well, not Spielberg's raptors. Real raptors
 
I've seen a video of one that basically saw a mouse a cat was stalking and....
kinda... swallowed it
chickens are basically domesticated raptors
there's also a story of a predator that got pecked to death...
 
^ BTW, I dunno if that's SFW or not. Can't access it. Should be harmless though
 
@Marshmallow It is.
One might even say...
s'mores for work.....
 
12:48 PM
Super Safe For Work
 
@JourneymanGeek But they can be so friendly
silkies specifically
it's like a giant fluffy pillow
 
@Magisch in small numbers.
 
@JourneymanGeek idk a herd of silkies would be just a giant fluffy carpet instead of pillow
 
of death
 
maybe if you're allergic to chicken feathers
its like most emus - they're also friendly
 
12:50 PM
....
The australians lost a war to those things
 
emus are cuddle-able
 
The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War, was a nuisance wildlife management military operation undertaken in Australia over the latter part of 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be running amok in the Campion district of Western Australia. The unsuccessful attempts to curb the population of emus, a large flightless bird indigenous to Australia, employed soldiers armed with Lewis guns—leading the media to adopt the name "Emu War" when referring to the incident. While a number of the birds were killed, the emu population persisted and continued to cause crop destruction...
 
I know that
 
The only thing in australia that's not deadly is possums, and that's cause they accidentally shipped the scary one to the americas.
 
The emus didnt do nuffin
Thats also untrue
australia has huntsman spiders
 
12:53 PM
The opposite of possum is opossum?
boo...
 
maybe I'm biased I drive by a farm daily
they have freeroaming and very vocal chicken
not silkies sadly but still friendly and approachable enough
although they're slightly dumb. They will not dodge you whatsoever, you have to drive around the chicken
 
They crossed!?
 
It's a small road with small stream on one side, farm on the other. The chickens are freeroaming
No cars outside of farm cars can drive on this road though, only bikes and people on foot
 
1:19 PM
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user302202
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Q: Can we 🐻 to have emoji in posts?

uhohThe well-received and hot network question If a massive object like Jupiter flew past the Earth how close would it need to come to pull people off of the surface? includes the phrase I understand this is a silly hypothetical but I'm asking for a 7 year old so please 🐻 with me. Currently th...

 
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NOOOO. I can't bare that.
 
I'm a waffle
 
@NoDistractionWizard with stroop?
 
1:39 PM
shroop?
@user302202 surely you mean "I can't bear that"?!
:P
 
actually, ”I can't 🧔 that"
 
@NoDistractionWizard surely you mean "I'm a 🧇"?!
can't man that?? lol
> Man: Light Skin Tone, Beard Emoji
Another bounty bites the dust!
 
user302202
Is PostLinks table the most likely to Overflow in near future?
 
user302202
> I only see it at 1.67 billion, so ~472M left and ~64M added the past 12 months...so still, we've got many years left. I wouldn't sweat it :) It'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! -- Nick Craver at 7:07 PM - 27 May 2019
 
user302202
The latest Id in PostLinks is 1674903112.
 
user302202
1:48 PM
It's an int, so goes up to 2147483647
 
user302202
I thought PostHistory would be first, but it only goes up to 198471685, about 10% of PostLinks.
 
2:12 PM
I still think Jon (Skeet) will be the first to break their DB somehow.
 
@ShadowWizard naw
I actually trust the technical folks to fix it by then
 
unlikely
reputation is probably also an int, and jon took some 8 years to earn a million
 
user302202
Yes, this is also discussed in the thread.
 
user302202
> Screw that! I'm not eating another 28 bytes per user for the next 20,646 years. Just set a reminder for then so we remember to revisit it. -- Nick Craver at 6:50 PM - 27 May 2019
 
@JourneymanGeek nah not by rep
Maybe by badges
 
2:17 PM
@ShadowWizard I mean people potentially overflowing databases through excessive awesome
 
like the amount of user ID from insurance spammers...
 
user302202
PostLinks are probably easiest to generate: create a post of 30K characters filled with links like stackoverflow.com/q/123 (length 31). Allowing for whitespace and some text to get past quality check, might get 900 links in a single post - that's 900 rows for the PostLinks table.
 
user302202
Still need over 5M such posts to reach the int limit.
 
5:10 PM
It's been a while since the last time I joined a coding competition... 😵
and it only shown me that I'm still coding Kotlin in Java-style >_>
 
5:35 PM
Can a CM help Lori out here / cc @Catija @Shog9 @TimPost
 
5:46 PM
@rene Curious how to help her... edit the post? edit the profile? append a diamond?
 
I dunno. Post a comment. On board that employee in 6 to 8 minutes. have their about me updated.
The only thing that happens now is that someone gets slammed on MSO
for a post that is probably the best answer we can get / hope for?
 
Wouldn't be the last time an employee gets slammed on MSx /c
 
also true.
Hey, I only try to be nice and welcoming.
 
I wonder if a diamond would help or hurt, considering the case with 1 reputation...
 
the diamond matters
 
5:51 PM
+help
 
It would help hurt
I don't think they're the only employee with one rep Andrew
 
I've been bitten by these secret employees in the past. And more then once. Delete, down and close votes.
 
@Marshmallow ... I guess so Normal Human
 
If we stick the T to your name it'd actually be "And root"
That is the best idea that occurred to me all day
 
Conglaturation, you can really stick the T. (with dot)
 
5:56 PM
@rene on it, thanks
 
Et tu, Brute Lori
 
Rorrli
Curse you
Due to my mother tongue I have a plobrem with L's and RL's.
 
(omg, I accidentally mispealt the name)
 
in Language Overflow on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, Dec 5 '15 at 20:57, by Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.
As a turk, it's always challenging for me to pronounce stuff with more than two <r>'s.
 
6:12 PM
@rene Thanks, <3
 
user302202
6:55 PM
> It's a great example of what makes this community so special and a terrific read. meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/385542/…
 
user302202
> This question exists because it has historical significance, but it is not considered a good, on-topic question for this site, so please do not use it as evidence that you can ask similar questions here
 
user302202
Pick one.
 
Apparently it was from "Stack Overflow's 2019 Developer Survey public data" email that I ignored...
cannot unsee the email
 
 
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@user302202 "Pick one."
 

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