Okay... so there's a lot of talk about filling in 'funny' or 'snarky' stuff, like 'older than the universe itself', 'human' ...
I'd like to remind people that if you fill in your survey like that, chances are you're ruining your own voice here. Generally, the people taking these surveys are looking for serious input... And if you disagree with the way there's a load of questions about you as a person, or the way those questions are asked, fine... but probably best to put that (and how you think that might be improved) in another free form text field that asks for input like that... :/