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12:09 AM
don't be racist, black cat needs love to
would dog + skin tone modifier be $race dog?
(Hey, I'm being equal opportunity racist here)
12:21 AM
DevOps is in public beta now.
New job ad: Sales Internship‌​. "Collaborate with sales pod (5-7 sales reps) to qualify new opportunities, build proposals and drive net-new sales"
I didn't know that a group of sales reps was called a pod.
What's a group of programmers called?
An actually, someone (Jeff?) said once.
12:50 AM
@NormalHuman Lol
1:31 AM
@SmokeDetector Markdown police, arrest this bot.
1:53 AM
It's got nothin' on:
Why would you do that
2:17 AM
@JasonC ._.
TLDS? ;p
@JourneymanGeek TLDS?
Too Long Didn't Scroll
The scroll bar is the tragedy.
I'm sure the web dev was extremely talented. And completely pissed off.
Do it and be horrified.
Lol probably
2:24 AM
That's actually not ugly
Oh no, the graphic design is impressive.
The scrolling is annoying as hell. Also I wonder what that page is like on mobile.
Its terrible on 4k
Oh god
I need to scroll down 2 pagedowns worth for the next screen
I'd eat my hat (without sauce) if this wasn't intentional
Also find-on-page fails.
I want to bitch about printability, but... who prints stuff.
2:27 AM
The sort of people this sort of thing is aimed at?
I like how the + on the social media bar only adds two more things.
All that saved space.
And there's a share menu on the right
Haha I didn't even see that.
"Say, ed, we need links to all the social medias!" "There's too many! We can't have more than 3
and what the hell is the find a domain link there for?
"We need to convert people reading the site to sales ed." "Why don't I add a cryptic button" "Nice work ed. You get extra gruel tonight"
Oh man; the Verisign home page: verisign.com
Those two view buttons expand things from the top. It's... disorienting.
2:31 AM
how big are these guys screens?
Then when you scroll down the expanded area disappears and the scroll jumps.
I always thought landing screens had to fit nicely on one screen.
I'm no UI guy of course
I was just thinking that. The "explore security solutions" hover pop-up on that DNS page is a few pixels taller than my monitor.
It loads ok on a 4k screen. Which is... oddly enough, not ok
Ha. Oh man I saw the worst search dialog ever the other day, now I can't remember where it is now... let me see...
2:33 AM
(so, that's why 8k displays are coming out. So you can view verisign's webpage on a single... oh wait. You would still have to scroll)
Damn there's no way I'm going to be able to find it. It was some page with a search box at the top of the screen, but when you clicked it the box got huge, centered, and the whole thing expanded to take up the entire window, it was absurd.
I hate when people make me chase input controls around with my mouse.
@JasonC Think of it as a test of how awesome you are
I think my least favorite scrollbar trick is those pages where the background scrolls slower than the foreground and tries to line up with different sections of the page, I forget what that's called.
2:39 AM
@Telkitty poor cat
Oh that cat is having a great time, I assure you.
do cats get dizzy?
citation needed
2:48 AM
I'll leave you guys with this:
Lol it's making me nauseous.
nice optical illusion
Why isn't there option "ignore this message" than "ignore this user"?
@JasonC parallax
3:05 AM
@Fawad time for a meta feature request?
or I donno. Adblock
3:21 AM
@JourneymanGeek yes
Open this post and vote it.
Lol, here :P
1 message moved to Chimney
@bjb568 Oh that's it, thanks
4:02 AM
:O @JasonC voted for duplicate.
Indeed. But I posted a few workarounds in the dupe.
Also I removed the message from here, lol.
Searching adblock for Android
Ah you're on mobile. The Android browser doesn't support extensions, AdBlock's got a special browser.
naw, adblock uses a fake VPN to do its filtering
Yeah, for the general purpose blocker. But they've got a browser, too.
4:16 AM
got another new iphone from apple for free because last one broke during warrantee again
itune update last night, then this morning sim on phone stopped working, although the two might be totally unrelated ...
I prefer the old phone though, coz backup/restore, certificate on new phone, missing data etc etc - too much hassle
on the other hand, warrantee renewed for another 2 years
4:23 AM
(gender non specific) man....
yeah, swapping data's a pain
4:44 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title: fornatgaex.com/andro-no2/ by Sama Walt on apple.SE
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Intensity For Maximum Muscle Mass by holismorgen on superuser.com
We cannot see post made by user if they are community Wiki in their profile?
@Fawad It's bjb568's fault.
5:12 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: colodetoxplusfrance.net/renovie-serum-be/ by McKay Mc on graphicdesign.SE
5:31 AM
@Fawad Yes, you can. But "Ryan Tenney" is not the original author of that post, so it won't show up in his posts list. The username displayed on CW posts is the person who made the highest % of contributions. Ryan Tenney made an edit, and it shows up in his revisions activity list.
View the edit history of a CW post to see who the original author was vs. who made edits.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Fixings Added to Supplement by Fugh1950 on superuser.com
5:51 AM
Based on this year's SO Developer Survey, 27.5% of users use SO Docs as guidance.
I guess I should give it another chance?
Do you mean, a chance for the survey to repent?
I guess that also works
@AndrewT. Maybe that's why so many SO users ask so many crappy questions. They should probably start looking at actual documentation.
Star jinx!
@AndrewT. As much as I'd love to see this be correct, I suspect people misread/misunderstood the answer.
6:07 AM
I was curious though since SO Docs is not yet indexed by Google..
Apparently I was wrong, but to get SO Docs link from Google result... was hard.
It's indexed, but Docs isn't being returned high in the results just yet. We can probably change that, but it's not worth driving traffic to the content. Some topics are pretty good, but many are not.
Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea to make it higher for now...
6:22 AM
A small joke…
Hi (sorry for bad English)
1 hour later…
7:26 AM
@πάνταῥεῖ Si
7:39 AM
@rene Señor!
@Fawad what small? What joke? ;)
@ShadowWizard Posts migrated automatically in the split don't have migration entries in their history.
@JourneymanGeek you plan to go to this hotel? dailycaller.com/2016/08/31/… ;-)
@ShadowWizard even sons of bitches have standards ;p
@JasonC oh oops. But still, the migration back to MSE, if it would have happened, would leave a revision for sure.
So I'm still right. :)
@JourneymanGeek haha, so your dog is taking a Stand? :D
:5877011 oh wait..... MSE is the new site. facepalm
Sometimes, he takes a 3 legged stand too.
7:44 AM
deleting stupid comment
I think stuff moved from MSE to MSO not the other way around
@JourneymanGeek not automatically. I think.
not automatically
@JourneymanGeek and his fourth leg?
@ShadowWizard up in the air. Yanno.
7:46 AM
Is your dog trained? @Journeyman
You trained him yourself?
Not exactly
let's see....
He kinda worked out what he needed to do
7:48 AM
@JourneymanGeek sit!
He gets it. he dosen't always see the need.
bad dog!
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching product name in body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Il a des agents de prévention by Pards1951 on superuser.com
7:55 AM
2 hours ago, by Fawad
Hi (sorry for bad English)
@Fawad but.... what's the joke? :/
What is probability of saying word "Hi" to had to say bad English?
"Hi" is proper English
And so is "hey"
even "hoy!"
But not hoo
That's important
8:04 AM
boo hoo hoo
Also in Australia an acceptable greeting is "G'day mate", or "Howdy mate" or "Give me the meth and no one gets hurt"
Ho ho ho ...
In Israel we use Arab word, many people don't even realize it's Arabic. "Ahalan!" /cc @Oded ;)
Muslims everywhere greets in Arabic word "assalamualaikum" asking for blessings for them from Allah
@ShadowWizard /cc means?
I thought the joke was that @Fawad said "hi" after we were talking about a bunch of "high" things (Docs ranking in Google).
8:11 AM
that will do, the joke is on you
@Fawad yup I know :)
@JasonC ohhhhhh.... lol
1 min ago, by Fawad
@ShadowWizard /cc means?
So in chat it means "I want another person so get the message".
@JasonC in relation to this don't forget the both null cases: data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/646556 (I'm lacking coffee so that query has more revisions then needed)
8:15 AM
@Fawad brews coffee for @Fawad
KennyBOT in Den! :P
9:04 AM
@ShadowWizard yeah, a lot of modern Hebrew is borrowed from Arabic, in particularly slang and swearing (mostly not classical Arabic, but that spoken in the region)
Also - hi everyone!
hi @Oded!
@Oded most good swearwords are colloquial, not classical ;p
@Oded very true!
@Tel I can see you
9:09 AM
Still seeing you....
3rd row, r4th on the right.
Does anybody in here speak fluent Spanish?
@JasonC not me
9:15 AM
Nor me
Me neither
Can a Spanish cat communicate with a korean cat?
Mutual Contempt transcends boundaries
@JourneymanGeek That makes my brain short circuit.
One of my eyes twitches when I think about it.
@JasonC excellent ;p
9:20 AM
@JasonC I can type fluent Spanish: fluent Spanish
mission accomplished
Poor @Jason
@Telkitty mathematically? Yes
9:30 AM
I think meow is cross-language
Meow (in Hindi) - may I come in?
@Telkitty learn some of these to speak fluently to foreign cats.
Oh wait
<- gullible
@JasonC That arrow leads to where my little brother is sitting right now
9:34 AM
Did we just get invaded by bots
@JasonC Den got three of them
@M.A.R. on your lap?
Or head?
No, the other chair
Welcome Chief Spam Hunter! :D
@ShadowWizard Of course
9:36 AM
What is that "other" job that get paid a little over $70k in 10 years... curious!
@Derpy no wet wipes, useless.
@AndrewT. maybe @Jon knows? ;)
@Derpy It's described as "more appropriate for those who had some educational background", so I don't think it fits.
Besides, it encourages experimenting with how the world around you works. Definitely not good for your average LH user who probably can't figure out how to get themselves out of a cardboard box without consulting the internet.
9:52 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Intelligence Explosion Leading to Issues by WOODCHUKSFTW on ai.SE
@SmokeDetector gone
> Notepad++ v7.3.3 bug-fixes and enhancements:

> Fix CIA Hacking Notepad++ issue (https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_26968090.html).
10:08 AM
@AndrewT. the fix doesn't matter very much, but it's better than doing nothing
What on earth the CIA could get from hijacking that?
> Checking the certificate of DLL makes it harder to hack. Note that once users’ PCs are compromised, the hackers can do anything on the PCs. This solution only prevents from Notepad++ loading a CIA homemade DLL. It doesn't prevent your original notepad++.exe from being replaced by modified notepad++.exe while the CIA is controlling your PC.
> Just like knowing the lock is useless for people who are willing to go into my house, I still shut the door and lock it every morning when I leave home. We are in a f**king corrupted world, unfortunately.
> It doesn't mean that CIA is interested in your coding skill or in your sex message content typed in Notepad++, but rather it prevents raising any red flags while the DLL does data collection in the background.
It's basically cyber war and nobody can do anything about it due to the US being a super power. Similar to how nobody could stop Russia from annexing Crimea, we just had to let it happen.
@Stijn you mean they send whatever people are editing/typing in Notepad++ to their servers?
(if it match some red flag trigger?)
So if someone writes "I want to kill Trump" in Notepad++ before the fix, the CIA will come over and arrest them. Cool!
and now you're on the watchlist
uh oh
changes identity
asking for shelter in Russia
10:21 AM
@ShadowWizard no, they abuse the "trusted" status of Notepad++ to do data collection unrelated to whatever you're typing in Notepad++
at least that's how I understand it, could be mistaken
guilty of writing 'bush hid the facts' on Notepad++
@Jason so no user leaderboard for smileys? :(
Bush is still relevant??
lol... so weird... and funny!
10:46 AM
This could be expanded into 'are the SE sites forums'
They asked for my feedback, so I gave them honest feedback.
@Mithrandir many tried, OP keeps rolling it back, see @Jason's comment
@Stijn lol! Word got an app?! :D
@ShadowWizard Well, I figured I'd try again
@Mithrandir pointless, OP will reject or roll it back.
@ShadowWizard it's just the standard Word program, I guess it's hip these days to call everything an app :p
10:56 AM
@Stijn lol
Oh, I think in Windows 10 everything is an app, yeah.
@ShadowWizard I actually didn't see the previous edits, I just figured it should be expanded...
@Mithrandir well, I agree, but also think OP has the right to decide scope, so not starting edit war. Leaving it for other to decide, e.g. CM can migrate it to MSO. Or force changing it by locking.
@Fawad is here!
@ShadowWizard is here
Aslm @M.A.R.
11:00 AM
@M.A.R. can we greet using short of اَلسَّلاَ مُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَا تُهُ ? Like Aslm
@πάνταῥεῖ sis not here :(
@Fawad whoa that's long! In Hebrew it's just four letters: שלום
@ShadowWizard It's a full-fledged formal 'hi'.
@ShadowWizard שלום גם לך
11:02 AM
No such thing in Hebrew, I think
@Mithrandir lol, hey you're from Israel too right?
I keep forgetting :/
@ShadowWizard Neither in Persian. But I guess you can make up one. 'Greeting and hello to my great friends and peace be to you all today' or somesuch
Also, you could say that שלום is the formal greeting. Most people just use 'allo ;P
@M.A.R. oh
11:03 AM
It's religious, so it's become kinda fixed, and thus used more often than it otherwise would be.
@Mithrandir ya
@M.A.R. you didn't answered
Q: Are Stack Exchange sites forums?

amanaP lanaC A nalP A naM AI was under the impression that Stack Exchange sites were forums, or forum-like objects. If they are not forums: Why aren't they? What defines a forum?

@M.A.R. usually does not answer
@ShadowWizard Is this some reversed 'LOL'?
11:05 AM
@Mithrandir don't hold your breath, OP will roll back once he see it. :)
@M.A.R. לול
@Mithrandir פק פק פק
@M.A.R. nope, you also did it once.
Change language, write lol
וויייי, שמור אל הלשון...
That's meaningless actually
And my name is hvc ;)
11:06 AM
so is ךםך
So I don't think I've done it
Yes you did
Everything I say is meaningful
It's three letters that only go at the end of a word. So....
You probably didn't understand it
11:08 AM
@ShadowWizard ?
It's the keys hvc in Hebrew
And a name.
pronounced Yahav
What's your? @Mith
HVC sounds like a refrigerator brand.
11:11 AM
Hebrew is so Hebrew to me.
oh it was "thanks", not "lol"
in Shadow's Den, Nov 1 '16 at 17:00, by M.A.R.
@M.A.R. ^
,usv to you too!
That's Klingon for 'thanks'
I expected you don't understand Klingon, so I translated it into English.
oh wait it's אישמלד
So אישמלד @M.A.R.!
شزفعشممغو فاهس هس پخقث بعد فاشد ه شدفهزهحشفثی
translate failed :(
11:16 AM
@M.A.R. majQa'
@Fawad It's Journeyman Geek's fault.
> Czfhmmgoo Vahs הס پ khqt לאחר Vashid Hdvhzhhacfet שלו ی
> We all know that Klingons are usually very straightforward. They never use terran phrases like "please", "good morning", or "thank you"
I liked them^
Can mods see who voted on posts?
11:22 AM
@Fawad Only suspicious voting activities IIRC.
@Fawad up and down votes, no
Also mods can't see who starred / flag message?
In chat
Why was this post deleted ? :o
@Fawad The title seems to imply it has nothing to do with SE.
11:42 AM
Oded is deleting all the fun questions
11:59 AM
nothing more kidlike than the fear of being labeled as kidlike.
labeling everyone as kidlike
@ShadowWizard I am already labelled as "Muffin"
12:15 PM
@Derpy where?
12:31 PM
I thought I'd focus on reaching 20k on SO by answering some questions, but so many new questions are bad to the point where it's infuriating to read them
@Stijn so instead you reach 20k flags/close votes? ;)
@ShadowWizard that doesn't unlock privileges unfortunately :p
So far the DevOps beta is rather disappointing, after the original influx of "How to do X in Jenkins", there don't seem to be a whole lot of things to ask
I guess the topic is too narrow to warrant its own site
12:56 PM
> I'm super excited to hear how this is supposed to work. I mean, if a dev can do 100 pages in a day (which I think is quite a lot) then it's going to take 136 years to make all 5 million pages. With no holidays. Or weekends off. Ever.
Speaking of life-time employment ^
@rene where's that from?
from here. It came up in SOCVR.
can you plaese explain it?? — Saurabh Agrawal 1 min ago
I don't know how else to explain it
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