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> I like pineapples and food
 
@Unihedro gone
 
\o/ :D
 
11:12 AM
@Mooseman donut
 
give this to spammer, @Moo ^ ;)
 
> comments disabled on deleted / locked posts / reviews
:'/
 
invite him/her to chat :D
hmm... @Mooseman kill shog
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp
 
11:14 AM
huh?
 
@pizza Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
Also, repeat reminder, it needs to die:
 
Ping has to be at the beginning
 
@Mooseman kill shog
 
> [REDACTED] was crushed to death by a cow that fell from the sky.
 
11:14 AM
haha, you're not afraid of him anymore? ;)
:D
@Mooseman shog is coming...
 
@ShadowWizard DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!
The kill regex comes before the shog case.
 
@SecondRikudo what was that flagged message of yours I just saw?
 
that's more like it! Now fix it and give shog highest priority :P @Moo
@Jan can you see flags??
 
on chat.so
 
oh, you mean chat flag. whoops. :)
@JanDvorak wait... how do you know who cast the flag?
 
11:18 AM
I don't know who cast the flag
 
@JanDvorak reading again. Oh my, you mean a chat message by SecondRikudo was flagged. bangs head on keyboard and crawling back to Den :D
 
@JanDvorak Me repeatedly banging my head against the wall
 
@ShadowWizard I don't think I even added shog to the users list :o
 
After I spent 2 days on an order problem with a parameterized query.
 
@Mooseman huh? what do you mean? I meant make it that even kill shog will raise the DANGER alert :)
 
11:20 AM
@ShadowWizard DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!
 
oh, nice!
 
@SecondRikudo Use parameterized jQuery instead
 
Some of those should really be suppressed when running as me... xD
 
@rene I recently started to adopting jQuarry
 
@ShadowWizard That would take a significant rewrite to allow two messages to be posted from one command.
 
11:21 AM
jQuarry - ideal for digging through the DOM :-D
 
How about jBloodyNose because javascript is a blunt instrument and HTML is hard?
 
status-too-complicated
 
@bjb568 belongs in whining room :p
 
11:32 AM
@InfiniteRecursion Tag needs an existence check
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@pizza Blacklisted user.
 
I gotta run, brb
 
11:35 AM
@Unihedro cya
 
cya
 
cya
 
cya
 
But the Internet works for othjer sites. — math12 2 mins ago
 
I'm typing while running
 
11:50 AM
Take a rest. You aren't going to end in the top 10 anyways.
2
 
:|
It's not like I'm better than the current leading candidates ;)
focus whale running is hard
 
*while
 
whale can't run, it has no legs
 
"focus whale" might be an interesting RPG ability, though
possibly a squashing attack?
 
@JanDvorak I prefer "drop whale from the sky to crush your enemy" ability :D
 
11:54 AM
@ShadowWizard That's what I meant.
 
no math
 
1% failure though: whale might turn into a pot in midair
 
ninja'd
 
user259867
RPG.se election is in the final stage, btw.
 
11:55 AM
shadow-ninja'd, actually
 
user259867
@Unihedro Why is that?
 
@Uni it would be even better if you would run, eat pizza, and post here, all at the same time. :D
grr...
 
I was just looking at Unihedro's election flag spreadsheet, how do you get disputed spam / offensive flags I thought they were always diamond mod handled so either helpful or declined? Or can they mark them if disputed if a bit borderline?
 
They can
It seems like they're literally selling snake oil right here?
 
@SmokeDetector tpu gone
 
12:02 PM
@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector gone
 
@PeterJ: mods dispute flags made in good faith belief system days wrong
 
Thanks Uni & Jan, never had any disputed and the only declined two I remember being declined were fair enough
 
^^ reject please
 
12:18 PM
interesting markdown format
 
it's BBCode
 
Ah
 
12:30 PM
@SmokeDetector gone tp
 
posting here to, to great to have only the Den seeing it
 
user259867
12:46 PM
@SmokeDetector gone, thankfully
 
@pizza called it
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, bad keyword in title: 강남오피 BAMWAR.COM 인천오피 대전오피 수원오피 강남안마 by bong bamwar3 on english.stackexchange.com
 
Damn spam.
Capital crime.
Off with their heads.
 
오 kinda looks like half of a body
 
12:55 PM
Splits.
 
Well, weird word warpers write wild wondrous writings which win, while words work wishful wisecrackers who will wrench W wonderfully. — ASCIIThenANSI Apr 10 at 18:04
 
Wretched.
 
Should I 대eck the main site for what's left?
 
Working on it.
Trick is premature account destruction.
Anticipatory.
 
Or maybe not? If you keep them around, they should be easier to track. Also, the q-ban might get them confused
 
1:01 PM
Need hellbans.
 
MOAR HEADBANGS
 
I'm sensing a botnet.
 
Account destroyed 25s after posting.
 
1:07 PM
17s
 
gone
 
Well, it seems we can add any user with "bitchy" to a suspected list as well ...
 
You'd have to think that obfuscated domain spam would be ineffective pretty much anywhere with it not being indexed and having to go out of your way to type it into a browser.
 
You'd be surprised at what stupid things people do...
Or maybe not.
 
Our moderation team has an opinion on bitches.
 
1:09 PM
When you're desperate enough to trust spam, typing an URL is no obstacle to you
 
a
 
Are the forbidden keywords the Korean bits?
 
@tchrist except on pets.se or biology.se
 
in English Language & Usage on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 1 hour ago, by RegDwigнt
If switches were bitches, we'd all swim in riches.
in English Language & Usage on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 1 hour ago, by RegDwigнt
Like a bitch over troubled water, I will lay me down.
 
user259867
@tchrist Yes, "오피" is a bad keyword.
 
@pizza I see that you are suggesting that we use regex for CJK... that never ends ok
 
user259867
@Braiam This is what Smokey uses now, I copied from github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/blob/master/findspam.py
 
user259867
1:24 PM
3
Q: Chat is currently down

PowerlordSo, I tried to get into chat today only to get a connection timeout. I figured it might be my connection, but isup.me is also saying that chat.stackexchange.com is down: . (Note: I added a freehand circle because those are mandatory on Meta.)

 
Yes, it was.
I wonder if this isn’t some sort of revenge from suspended Koreans?
 
BTW, I was in two chats when it happened. — MARamezani 1 min ago
 
user259867
All three chat-servers (chat.so, chat.se, chat.meta.se) are currently down from what I can see — Vogel612's Shadow 41 secs ago
 
I was on all three chat domains in over twenty rooms when it happened.
 
chat.meta.se isn't down...
 
1:26 PM
Could be a dream.
We got a bunch more that I didn’t see registered here.
 
We are aware of the chat issue - we are working on bringing the chat load balancer online now.
 
Meanwhile, in chat...
 
As long as they are just spamming not DDOSing chat. Oh, maybe they are.
 
dat title = obvious school assignment
 
1:27 PM
So much for integrity.
 
@JanDvorak dat code = obvious school assignment
 
user259867
Smokey should be detecting CJK characters (at least in titles) on English-only sites... not sure how
 
Everybody’s a cheating scam artist.
 
@J.Steen didin't even look at the code
g2g
 
1:28 PM
@pizza \p{Script=Hangul}
 
@JanDvorak yup
 
The shortened url is a buzzfeed page.
 
@J.Steen find external resource
 
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it's "identify this for me" question which is not on topic. — Shadow Wizard 18 secs ago
 
@Bart I was hesitating on rec, because it's not rec. =/
Oh - or find.
I NEVER READ THAT PART.
I feel stupid now.
 
1:31 PM
lol
 
@J.Steen join the club
 
This does, however, open up a whole new range of possibilities for my future close-voting.
 
@J.Steen MUWAHAHAHAHA
 
Modding like it's 1999.
 
1:34 PM
@J.Steen That's not that long ag...16 years .... I'm old.
 
@Bart Just referencing something.
@Bart I feel so, so, so old every time I see usernames appended with "99" and realise it's their birth year.
 
@Bart how should we handle this, flag an answer, leave a comment (left one on SO ): stackoverflow.com/questions/29651318/…
 
I just realised that people born in 2002 are now allowed on facebook. SO OLD.
 
@J.Steen You were expecting everything to end at 2k because of code you'd written?
 
And hopefully know better than to touch that.
 
1:36 PM
@PeterJ I was expecting everyone to be as old as I am, and no younger.
 
@bummi seem OT for SO to begin with? Too broad. And the comment seems sufficient.
 
I would see it OT everywhere
 
So, captcha on the SE network is useless or helping - discuss.
 
Depends: does it trigger on Hangul?
 
1:37 PM
@bummi each site can handle that on their own.
 
I don't speak Korean.
What I mean is - I seem to recall needing to answer a captcha when I signed up on SO, years ago.
 
@Bart I know, had it to learn the hard way especially OT ;)
 
And I could barely read it.
I'm leaning toward useless.
 
 
JasonC, I think
 
1:39 PM
@Undo no, they won't give you extra votes
 
lol
 
Same with the stupid password policies around the world - you know, the ones that state "at least one capital and small letter, at least one number, at least one special character".
Computers can break it in no-time, and no-one can remember what the heck password they have.
 
I prefer saying that passwords must have at least eight special characters.
Then they all look like swearing when I store them in plaintext
 
Oh. My favourite policy is "must be atleast 4 and no more than 15 characters".
 
There's a bank here where 4 < length < 8 >:(
 
1:40 PM
Stop it with passwords. Passphrases people.
 
ENTROPY ANYONE?!
Hard to fit unique passphrases in 4 to 15 characters. But everywhere else, I do.
 
Only time I see the captchas is on the data explorer where I don't bother logging in normally, but assuming they are the same they seem to have gotten easier over time and would have thought they were probably machine readable, only seem numbers lately come to think of it.
 
Oh. And policies not allowing spaces.
 
@JasonC if you need moar hoasting for the SO vote thing, I could spin something up fairly cheap.
 
> Please do not share this link in public (Twitter, SO posts, etc.), my server can only handle so much! Thanks!
 
1:41 PM
@J.Steen Send them Unicode.
 
@Braiam tavern already knows about it, meh.
 
ANDY JUST GOT A VOTE OMG
@tchrist American sites can very, very rarely handle unicode.
@tchrist Or even sodding extended ascii for that matter.
 
@J.Steen My company’s can.
@J.Steen What is “extended” ASCII?
I know mine can because I fixed it.
 
Ascii codes > 127.
 
@J.Steen No such thing.
 
1:43 PM
It's actually surprising how few people vote.
 
Yes, such thing.
 
Sorry you’re wrong.
ISO-8859-1 is its own thing.
 
But let's call it ISO Latin-1.
 
Let's call it Jeff.
 
Windows user, right?
 
1:44 PM
No, OS X.
We've been over this.
 
Oooh, MacRoman!!!
 
Chat is back online - we have flogged the lazy hamsters and issued demerits accordingly.
 
Such a fun encoding.
 
@Feeds It was down?
 
Or not.
 
1:45 PM
So, please go fix this little article, then: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extended_ASCII
 
@Undo you have been imagining the last hours
 
What’s the ISO?
 
These people, I do not like.
 
Like I said. Extended ascii!
;)
Wow. All the tavern people just got downvoted in the election. =D
 
1:46 PM
@J.Steen but it says "The use of the term is sometimes criticized" because it wasn't part of the standard
 
@J.Steen not me!
or did I get my tavern-person status taken away? :(
 
@Undo it's like we don't even know you anymore :'(
 
@PeterJ There is a lot of usage of terms that is criticised. People still use them.
@Undo I didn't spot you there, on the line. SORRY!
 
lol :D
 
I'll stick with my ASCII in 7-bits with parity :p
 
1:48 PM
@PeterJ Snob.
 
/\p{script=Hangul}/ && /\b B \s* A \s* M \W{0,5} W \s* A \s* R \s* \. \s* C \s* O \s* M \b /ix
 
Now you're just showing off.
 
It’s just regexes. They’re always easy.
 
No thanks, I try to keep sane.
> He didn't need to suffer BAM WAR. COM with me. And I never looked a freein the mouth ?
Poetic!
 
1:51 PM
Matches regex.
 
@J.Steen then why are you here?
 
@SPArchaeologist I said try. I'm offloading my crazy on you.
 
Osmosis is the spontaneous net movement of solvent molecules through a semi-permeable membrane into a region of higher solute concentration, in the direction that tends to equalize the solute concentrations on the two sides. It may also be used to describe a physical process in which any solvent moves across a semipermeable membrane (permeable to the solvent, but not the solute) separating two solutions of different concentrations. Osmosis can be made to do work. The osmotic pressure is defined to be the minimum pressure required to maintain an equilibrium, with no net movement of solvent. Osmotic...
 
1:53 PM
@J.Steen ^ are you sure that you are the one offloading? The pink pony here thinks otherwise.
 
@SPArchaeologist I know I'm offloading. That's why you have a pink pony as a drinking buddy, and I just have the pope.
Gah, robo-reviewers.
> Nikhil Agrawal has approved 1028 edit suggestions and rejected 0 edit suggestions
 
@J.Steen ... grrr
 
ONE MORE REJECT
Plz.
Thank you.
No, wait. It wasn't anyone in here.
 
@J.Steen but... I had multiple ponies pals even before coming here.
 
saw that
smiting stick
 
1:57 PM
> Nikhil Agrawal has approved 1028 edit suggestions and rejected 0 edit suggestions
Not at all suspicious
 
I've seen him before. He's annoying in that regard.
46 pages of reviews with nothing but approves.
 
@J.Steen That wasn’t.
/\p{script=Hangul}/ && m{
       B  (?<noise>  [\s\p{GC=Connecting_Puncutation}] * )
       A   (?&noise)
       M   (?&noise)
    \W{0,5}
       W  (?&noise)
       A  (?&noise)
       R  (?&noise)
       \. (?&noise)
       C  (?&noise)
       O  (?&noise)
       M
}ix
That might be. :)
 
blacklist candidate allavsoft.com
 
1:59 PM
@Undo 73 reviews out of 1028. Huh.
 

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