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6:01 AM
The next privilege doesn't make sense on MSE. There's already a post about the discussion, but it's not yet tagged as . So, retag? Post a new question as feature request?
(did I offend anyone with "simple English"?)
 
user259867
The only feature request I would post about the new profile is to scrap it.
 
user259867
(I know, this is not helpful.)
 
cancel this request
 
I read this question: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/29138071/understanding-when-to-use-object-as-return-type
Immediate answer I thought of..... NEVER!
 
Morning
 
6:15 AM
Morning... (huh?)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Least work possible sounds too Muscle Building by jones shaa on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
[tag:tag] doesn't work
in multiple lines
 
lame
I want to know how it got an upvote
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Zachary mine its ball very precise movement very good by Maria Mitchell on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
6:58 AM
spam superuser.com/q/891358/172747 mobango again
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: good swings stories this by aliyah konhil on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
7:15 AM
ufff ... strictly seen this is an answer gaming.stackexchange.com/a/210345/93824 but ... ??
 
NAA for me. Post like that is more suitable in forum.
 
Same feeling, but I'm not happy with the question too :(
 
7:37 AM
To be honest, it seems the idea is interesting.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DON'T UNDERSTAND FRICTION FORCED? by Ravela Smyth on physics.stackexchange.com
 
7:49 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscles Building stories will be different by Maya Nina on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
7:51 AM
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector edit suggested (and approved)
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@bjb568 tpu
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Bad keyword in body, Phone number detected: Is 0800-086-8676 UK Yahoo Phone Number Technical Support Number? by davidfenton on webmasters.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: How to Improve Your Memory by Marie Bob on meta.stackexchange.com
 
7:56 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AlexisKing Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Unihedro Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
@AlexisKing Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector omg I know this person irl
she's half-crazy
last person I'd ever expect to run into on SE
 
@AlexisKing O_o
 
@Unihedro Believe me, I'm as baffled as you are.
 
8:14 AM
@bjb568 Is that you or Borkey? :/
!comp 1 + 1
 
2
 
Oh. My. God.
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Q: implement very simple code from scheme to java

ViktorGI have the following code : (define (bla a b c) (if (> a b) a c)) where a,b,c are integers The task is to implement the above code into java without using if. Therefor i have to use while /for loops and it is also not allowed to use e.g. break etc. If i use for-loops and do...

 
lel
 
I'm voting to close this question because it is not about solving any sort of practical programming problem in the loosest sense of the word. This is more of a "programming puzzle" than a real programming problem, and it cannot possibly attract answers that could ever help any rational programmer in the slightest. It is flawed on a deep enough level to be considered off-topic on pure principle. — Alexis King 1 min ago
 
@AlexisKing did you raise a mod flag?
wait nvm
 
8:21 AM
@James No, there's no need for moderator attention on that.
 
I didn't stick around to read the comment
but I just upvoted it now
 
@bummi Does not attempt to seek discussion; flag as offensive.
 
I flagged it as off-topic already
 
kill the user
 
8:24 AM
I'm voting to close this question because it is not about solving any sort of practical programming problem in the loosest sense of the word. This is more of a "programming puzzle" than a real programming problem, and it cannot possibly attract answers that could ever help any rational programmer in the slightest. It is flawed on a deep enough level to be considered off-topic on pure principle. — Alexis King 5 mins ago
@AlexisKing Huh?
The assignment is designed to encourage some out of the box thinking.
 
@JasonC Forcing someone to use arbitrary control statements is not "out-of-the-box thinking".
 
What a rant
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Q: Why many dont like SO and SE Network

rudeSO and SE are popular but their growth is halted . New users hate rudeness . Here are the reasons for the fall of SE : Rudeness towards new users . Fascist rule by moderators . No space for humour.( even though it says so in the FAQ) Whatever-you-say-the-mods-are-always-correct attitude...

 
4 mins ago, by bummi
how to close rant? http://meta.stackexchange.com/q/251599/201151
 
@AlexisKing No, the assignment forced the OP to not use if. The OP put the for/while restriction on it himself, as an incorrect conclusion.
That assignment didn't force anybody to use any control statements.
And anyways, int bla (int a, int b, int c) { int greater = (b - a) >>> 31; return greater * c + (1 - greater) * a; }
 
@JasonC There are lots of ways to encourage out-of-the-box thinking in a way that produces better programmers. That is not one of them.
 
8:28 AM
@AlexisKing Yes it is. You just couldn't think of a solution. :P
 
I am frankly appalled that it would be an assignment given to a student. As a programming puzzle? Maybe. As a homework assignment? Idiotic.
A solution to the question is trivial, but useless.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://sourceforge.net/projects/pdftodoc/ by user5358 on politics.stackexchange.com
 
Programming puzzles make great assignments.
 
Not that sort of programming puzzle.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
8:29 AM
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
I didn't say all programming puzzles make bad assignments. I just said that one does.
 
Why not? It encourages thinking about the problem in terms of mathematical operations instead of control flow statements. It's a great way to build up a mental tool set for algorithm design.
 
@JasonC it didn't "encourages thinking about the problem in terms of mathematical operations", else the question won't be asked.
 
@JasonC I could argue this point for a very long time, but I think there are massively better ways to encourage those sorts of things, and I think someone assigning problems like those should not be teaching introductory-level CS.
It doesn't matter anymore, anyway. The question was self-deleted.
 
@Unihedro The OP couldn't think of a solution and therefore the assignment didn't encourage thinking about the problem in terms of mathematical operations? Er... logic fail.
@AlexisKing Be honest. You 1) misunderstood the assignment (evidenced by the thought that it demanded use of control flow statements, 2) didn't personally like the assignment for whatever reason, and 3) couldn't think of a solution. And the easiest way to rationalize all that was to determine that the assignment was so flawed that it demanded a passionate response on your part.
So now that we have that out of the way, moving on.
There are way dumber questions and assignments on SO that I expect equal treatment from by you in the future.
 
8:33 AM
@JasonC Is that logical deduction at all or your attempt to smack logic apart?
 
@JasonC I consider that an ad hominem attack at best and borderline offensive at worse.
I did not misunderstand the question. IMO the most obvious solution was the one the OP proposed.
 
@AlexisKing "Ad hominem" is more along the lines of calling an argument ad hominem and offensive.
@Unihedro No it's exactly what you just said. You said it didn't encourage blah or else the question wouldn't be asked. I rephrased what you said in an equivalent way which still made no sense. I don't understand the assertion that it didn't encourage ... or else the question wouldn't be asked. The question was asked because the OP didn't understand a solution.
 
@JasonC "The question was asked because the OP didn't understand a solution." I find it incredible that you're comfortably asserting a different query than what was originally asked.
Whatever.
 
I'm done. I'm personally disgusted by that problem, but I'm actually more frustrated with your aggressive disagreeing with my stance to the point of accusing me of misunderstanding what we're talking about despite having zero evidence to substantiate that.
 
3 mins ago, by Jason C
So now that we have that out of the way, moving on.
 
8:37 AM
@Unihedro I find it incredible that you find it incredible that I comfortably assert that people ask questions because they don't know the answers. I had the purpose of questions wrong my whole life, I guess.
 
@Unihedro FWIW, I agree with @JasonC on this one. Your point didn't make sense.
 
@AlexisKing "Forcing someone to use arbitrary control statements is not "out-of-the-box thinking". That is not zero evidence of a misunderstanding. You misread the OP's (confusing) post. Understandably.
 
@JasonC That's totally not what you originally said. OP had a special restriction on their problem that they were not able to solve. Without even getting a solution to begin with, how would they "ask a question" to "understand" one?
 
Looks like we need more CV's
 
@MetaWonder I really need to farm enough rep on Meta.SE to get VTC. :/
 
8:40 AM
@Unihedro What are you talking about? The OP stated the assignment then asked because they couldn't think of a solution... you can go read it again if you'd like. At no point did I say anything that even remotely contradicted that.
Just one more CV left.
 
"The question was asked because the OP didn't understand a solution." != "they couldn't think of a solution... "
 
Oh, that's what I meant by that, sorry I think I worded it poorly. I see why you read it that way.
 
>:|
 
Sorry!
 
Bah.
Now if you excuse that having been clarified, I'm going to take a hot shower.
 
8:42 AM
Are you one of those people that pees in the shower?
 
I don't think I want to know...
 
I'm none of any groups of people.
 
In other words, you totally pee in the shower. Gross.
 
Ugh, TMI.
Your last chat message was directly related to the eventual destruction of the Universe.
 
I pee in the shower! \o/
Now you all know that.
You can thank me later.
 
8:44 AM
Thanks. pulls out death note How do you spell your last name again?
 
If I ever run for political office (read: never), well, now you all have some ammo against me.
 
If you ever ran for political office and ran a campaign ad where you admitted to peeing in the shower, I would totally vote for you.
3
 
@JasonC I'm in awe of such profundity gracing the stars board.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Why is Arwen dying? by DavRob60 on scifi.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Empty raster returned after GRASS i.atcorr with Landsat8 data by Char_leopard on gis.stackexchange.com
 
9:00 AM
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@JasonC Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@JasonC Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@Unihedro We put the corn in unicorn.
I guess you put the uni in.
 
9:04 AM
There's a teenage programmers chatroom?
 
9:25 AM
Any users with 10K plus rep here ?
 
@JasonC yes there is.
 
@MetaWonder Any particular site in mind?
 
Meta..
in Shadow's Den, 3 mins ago, by Meta Wonder
@ShadowWizard Just need a small help, since 10K users can view deleted post.. I would like to know what went on here..Can you provide a screenshot if it is possible ?
http://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/251599/why-many-dont-like-so-and-se-network?noredirect=1#comment821500_251599
 
@MetaWonder Nothing interesting went on there.
There were a few more trolly comments, two relatively reasonable, but obvious (to us) answers, then it got closed.
 
@JasonC It was obvious to me too, I just wanted to poke a bit to see what fell out
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Weight Loss Programs A Real Paradigm Shift by CaitChiv60 on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@bummi Flagged both, as well as answers, as spam
I mean, just the answers, and cv'd the questions
 
@Unihedro I know, thanks
 
need 1 more flag ^^
 
assuming no one downvoted it.
 
9:51 AM
Vote Down requires 125 reputation :(
 
ubuntu gone
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@AndrewT. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
Night all
 
Night? Already? That's it, I'm going home.
 
9:57 AM
Night!
 
Night!
 
Night?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Doctor’s recommendation About this supplement! by Jessica Leone on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@Unihedro Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Nulexa cream review by morganz smith on math.stackexchange.com
 
10:02 AM
spam ^
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Unihedro Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: A quiet holiday around Istanbul by aimah on travel.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Unihedro Blacklisted user.
 
@JasonC you can't spell urine without a u-n-i
sorry, thought i'd add my perspective to this important subject matter
 
10:09 AM
Thanks for your excellent contribution
 
10:25 AM
waiting 3 years for the first spam post? http://stackoverflow.com/a/29132896/1699210
ref: https://www.linkedin.com/in/druwynings
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Fitness Infos - Your Weight Loss Surgery Options by glen mcel on meta.stackexchange.com
 
spam ^^
@SmokeDetector tpu
he is not listening. :P
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Unihedro Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SilentKiller Check your privilege ;D
 
10:29 AM
Morning, y'all
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: How to Remove Depression by lisaddunaway on meta.stackexchange.com
 
Morning, y'all
 
Morning, y'all
 
@Unihedro upgrade me then. ;)
 
spam superuser.com/a/891402/172747 again hidden pdf-converter-mac
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: this is how to create a simple moving average in winforms by popoy on stackoverflow.com
 
@SmokeDetector tp
 
@Mooseman Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
abusive ???
 
10:43 AM
> ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss s s s s sssssssssssssssss asd asdad

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this falls in abusive ?
 
unrooted, superuser gone
 
doesn't look abusive to me
 
While a crap non-question that's probably just an attempt to get around the quality filter, presumably didn't have enough outside the code blocks.
 
Morning!
 
10:45 AM
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Evening!
 
Noon!
 
10:47 AM
@PeterJ weirdo
@SilentKiller liar
that's what you get for breaking the morning train :P
 
@Frank Frank
 
I'm an expert at it :p
 
Has anyone found a way to report spam shortened URLs on t.co? Their help system makes me spin in circles.
 
@InfiniteRecursion are you waging?
LOL
accidentally said 'aging'
 
lols
 
10:49 AM
@Frank Are you really allergic to glasses? If you are we'd have to kick @Bart
3
 
@Frank No, I use anti-aging products from drupal :P
6
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Travel to USA while working remotely for US company by hellenbless on travel.stackexchange.com
 
spam ^^
 
@Frank kinda sorta
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
10:51 AM
@Frank Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Frank Blacklisted user.
 
@InfiniteRecursion :P
 
1st gone 2nd at -6
 
@SmokeDetector gone
 
10:53 AM
@Mooseman LH mods v/s glasses - part 1
 
@InfiniteRecursion I also wear glasses, so... :p
 
Who does not wear glasses...
 
@AndrewT. Newborn babies?
 
I don't \o/
 
@AndrewT. Your avatar.
Oh wait...
 
10:55 AM
I too don't
 
I see. 8-/
 
takes off glasses
I don't
 
Glasses are bulky and annoying.
2
 
someone able to close this? meta.stackexchange.com/q/251614/201151
 
ir, I only need them for reading.
 
10:56 AM
@Unihedro so are crab hairpins :P
 
@Unihedro cc @Bart
 
@Frank ... hey.
 
@bummi needs fire ... me much offended...I'm creating sockpuppets now so I can raise more flags on that post
 
Yeah. Goodbye, and don't come back. — Shadow Wizard 22 mins ago
 
its already with -16 still not deleted. :/
yay gone
 
10:59 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Bad keyword in body, Phone number detected: vashikaran specialist for love+91-9983046183usacanada by ladu gopal on askubuntu.com
 
> This user hasn't posted... yet.
That's a lie.
 
^ baba returns
 
And then there is love
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Unihedro Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
11:00 AM
@rene s/l.+/black magik/
 
:)
 
gone.
@Unihedro magic from harry porter ?
 
Hiya people in the tavern. Is there by any chance an employee around?
 
Poke every one of them. The end is near!
 
ermph...
that's on you then!
@Shog9 @balpha @TimPost the Troll of Java Room (and probably some other places) is back
 
11:08 AM
NooooOOOooo
 
Affirmative, but I'm not sure what you believe needs to be done :p
 
details?
link?
 
as mentioned: existing network wide suspension
 
Previously: http://chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/139/conversation/tim-post-visits-and-talks-about-creepy
room: http://chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/139/java
 
11:10 AM
Lol, troll is uni's neighbour :D
 
@Unihedro You seen this? (Via @Vogel612'sShadow and one more)
 
@Mooseman You seen the other 30 variants?
 
@Unihedro no...
 
@Mooseman there's been lots and lots and lots
TimPost had intervened (yesterday I think)
there has been multiple suspensions already.
 
unsurprisingly after the existing history.
 
If only locking out chat user description is a feature.
I grew some thicker skin and just stopped caring altogether until you pointed it out, though. xD
 
@Unihedro Mods can edit them
 
Where is the edits should fix everything meta post?
 
11:16 AM
My new about:
> /me is eating pizza. /me rarely uses /me. /me wonders why he's using /me so much. /me is still under the char limit! /me is running out of chars now. :( /me is deciding his finals words before NOOOOOO
 
gone
 
@Mooseman ...
I want my $_ seconds of my life back.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
Flickr spam? That's new.
@SmokeDetector gone
 
11:18 AM
gone spam
 
Red alert!!! New spam category!!! cc @Pro @Undo @ɥʇǝS
Although, with the message deleted it's impossible for them to see it anymore.
... Argh!
 
@Mooseman Conclusion: /you is a Bart sock.
 
@InfiniteRecursion What's a sock?
 
@Mooseman A diamond's best friend
@Unihedro said: [ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: https://www.flickr.com/photos/130667976@N05/16815503806/ by zawaue on askubuntu.com
 
\o/
RO perks ftw
 
11:25 AM
@Unihedro /me makes a note ...
 
@Bart I speak from experience. I have to wear glasses irl, and real glasses suck.
You should be glad you don't have to wear glasses.
Unless glasses wears glasses, I don't know.
 
At least we don't have glass lenses anymore...
 
^^ ._.
 
@Unihedro I don't wear them. I sit on some fat bloke's face
 
@Unihedro they do. It's called a telescope
 
11:27 AM
:O
What's a telescope?
 
!se what is a telescope
 
A telescope is an instrument that aids in the observation of remote objects by collecting electromagnetic radiation (such as visible light). The first known practical telescopes were invented in the Netherlands at the beginning of the 17th century, using glass lenses. They found use in terrestrial applications and astronomy. Within a few decades, the reflecting telescope was invented, which used mirrors. In the 20th century many new types of telescopes were invented, including radio telescopes in the 1930s and infrared telescopes in the 1960s. The word telescope now refers to a wide range o...
 
^ bjbotling is faster than Jan :P
 
11:29 AM
@Unihedro AH THE DUCK IS GONNA EAT ME
4
 
But I am more accurate
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@Mooseman My "bestest friend"? ha
 
@Mooseman Registered answer as false positive.
 
@Mooseman gay ?
 
11:32 AM
can't be gay if you're uni-hedro
 
:3179285 aleph? hoax?
 
I'm non-binary, sorry.
 
@uni kind of revenge ???
 
@InfiniteRecursion thanks
 
11:33 AM
Please don't post here about uni
 
@SilentKiller Premature people.
 
Flag for mod, if reqd
 
@Unihedro look like.
 
11:46 AM
 
Wouldn't that just be a blog for stackexchange, or do you mean a blog discussing the blog?
 
24
Q: We're no longer starting new individual site Community Blogs - here's why

Grace NoteWe've learned a lot by creating these per-site blogs for any site which asked for them. However, we at Stack Exchange have not been doing enough to make blogs work - neither for the contributors nor for the communities that are associated with them. On our network, any site will have generated s...

 
Or a blog that discusses the discussion of the blog?
 
:p
 
Use !important. — Mooseman 5 secs ago
@J.Steen META META META STACK EXCHANGE!
 
11:55 AM
Why do people consistently mistake directness and correcting someone as being rude? — J. Steen 10 secs ago
 
@Mooseman eugh. — Jan Dvorak 30 secs ago
 
=D
 

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