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user202362

12:59 AM

If you want to know the temperature distribution of the frozen turkey in a hot oven or the rate of change of the temperature throughout the turkey in the hot oven, you should use differential calculus.

Awesome Poodles

@SmokeDetector This is now a plagiarized, exact text, copy of the OP's self answer to that question.

user259867

Ugh. The original version was a catwalk.

Awesome Poodles

Yeah. Fortunately it seems that few of these 1-rep spammers utilize the edit grace period.

Wonder if it's worth it to try and check for that? (probably not)

SmokeDetector

1:16 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: PeachTree Knows my name, should I be worried or not by MightyAlex200 on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What distinguishes adverse possession from theft? by Michael West on law.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

hichris123

1:41 AM

> I have done all the research necessary but I won't answer your ultimate questions because it took me three years to come to the conclusions which will legally put your inquires to rest. However some questions I will answer

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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: Driver problem with SMC 2662W and 11 Mini USB Corega by Ricardo Velasco on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: POKER GAME/PYTHON PART 2 by RageAgainstheMachine on stackoverflow.com

Awesome Poodles

!!/status

JamesENL

Morning everone

Awesome Poodles

2:04 AM

!!/status

Braiam

!!/alive

Awesome Poodles

!!/errorlogs 100

SmokeDetector

KeyError: 'user_id'
2015-12-08 01:49:15.389365 UTC
  File "/home/smokey/SmokeDetector/excepthook.py", line 46, in run_with_except_hook
    run_old(*args, **kw)

  File "/usr/lib/python2.7/threading.py", line 763, in run
    self.__target(*self.__args, **self.__kwargs)

  File "/home/smokey/SmokeDetector/ChatExchange/chatexchange/browser.py", line 696, in _runner
    self.on_activity(json.loads(a))

  File "/home/smokey/SmokeDetector/ChatExchange/chatexchange/rooms.py", line 80, in on_activity
    for event in self._events_from_activity(activity, self.id):

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: JAVAFRAME GUI LAYOUT by Varun Kumar Sriram on stackoverflow.com

JamesENL

Team Fortress 2 Yeah Toast!

►

Awesome Poodles

!!/status

SmokeDetector

2:17 AM

@AwesomePoodles Running since 02:13:35 UTC (3 minutes)

user202362

@Shog9 I have a very personal question I need to ask ... like ... I have been reading stuff, I got this feeling ... like - am I mocked? I have this suspicion that I am constantly made fun of ~_~ not in a malicious way probably ... just ... you know ...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What kind of historic event would precipitate a worldwide corporate dystopia? by AndreiROM on worldbuilding.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

bjb568

@JamesENL Amazing!

JamesENL

IKR

user259867

2:38 AM

@Tim The boldness has been dimmed. — bluefeet ♦ 15 mins ago

user259867

\o/

hichris123

Just me or did they mess with the other parts of the usercard too?

user259867

@hichris123 Reputation added is moved up on the Activity tab by Ben N on meta.stackexchange.com

user259867

Well, this is not usercard.

user259867

But likely, yes.

bjb568

2:46 AM

> Hey guys, I hate to send out mass emails like this, but does anyone know the date and location of the final.... I'm currently sitting in class and no one's here.
> If anyone could send me the dets I would really appreciate it.

Email I got

user259867

Should have sent an e-Current instead.

hichris123

3:01 AM

A group of programmers is called an "actually".

Tweeted by codinghorror on December 8, 2015 at 1:39 AM

user259867

> real talk I don't even want to be a programmer any more, really. Computers are assholes -- Jeff Atwood at 6:59 PM - 7 Dec 2015 via Twitter

Doorknob

That feeling when you make all your passwords "password" on your throwaway VM because you can.

Tweeted by KeyboardFire on December 8, 2015 at 3:05 AM

^.^

hichris123

3:18 AM

why not 1234?

Doorknob

Too secure. :P

Well... maybe not. Less obvious, anyway.

Braiam

because stupid developers ask for min 8 char

tchrist

passwd=1029384756

Doorknob

Waaay too secure. :P

tchrist

@NormalHuman I said that today.

user259867

3:23 AM

!!/hats

SmokeDetector

@NormalHuman HATS ARE AWESOME. Winter Bash will begin in 5 days, 20 hours, 36 minutes and 31 seconds. :D

Doorknob

Oh, is that accurate now that we have the real timer?

user259867

Yes, I checked.

Doorknob

okay :D

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Minecraft_Server.jar not opening by Minecraft on gaming.stackexchange.com

user259867

3:26 AM

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@NormalHuman Post - Repeated character: tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt‌ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Doorknob

... what?

@SmokeDetector Incorrect

user259867

@Doorknob See metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/reason/20

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: how to delete spring bach scheme data by createtime。 by gigger on stackoverflow.com

Doorknob

Oh, he just edited it real fast?

user259867

3:28 AM

Yes. It happened more than once recently. And this unicode-dot filter never caught real spam, so it needs to go away...

Shog9

> You’ll worry less about what people think about you when you realize how seldom they do.
-- Gandalf

3

tchrist

@Shog9 Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten.

SmokeDetector

4:07 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: AUTOGENERATE AND INCREMENT CUSTOMER ID USING C# IN ASP.NET by sharamath on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: desire, use it yet you feel you haven? by tumagcvbballot on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Latest Research On Cosmetic Skin Car by arranlack on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: keeping your pleasurable arches without? by tumagcvbballot on stackoverflow.com

user259867

sd 3k -- spam o'clock

user202362

4:23 AM

@Shog9 is that a guarantee that I will never be made fun of on SO or related place (regardless of whether it happened before)? Also no unwarranted bans & kicks from various places on the site when I did not cross the line?

bwDraco

!!/report superuser.com/questions/1010436/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Creatine - Creatine helps out in 2 ways by user530961 on superuser.com

Shog9

There is no line. Just people trying to draw one.

user202362

Also I always thought people think very little of me & very happy ... Until things from years ago come back & bait me. apparently the best way for people to forget about you is to disappear altogether. Unfortunately that's not possible most of the times. To be out of the mind, things need to be out of the sight.

bjb568

chmod 666 telkitty is literally the devil! hahahahaha

s/ha/ja/

SmokeDetector

4:39 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Learn To Assemble And Keep That Muscle? by nishindedr on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: What is Blood pressure? by JamesFitz on superuser.com

user202362

Also rules of substitution works well too. I too, am waiting for that special someone who starts all sort of interesting questions and posting deep, insightful answers on meta without ever getting banned (of course he/she must not work for SO/SE)

Shog9

Folks like that tend to get bored and leave after a while

MushroomCloudsPlus

Hey o/

user202362

Thought it's usually because they got banned in the first place.

bjb568

4:57 AM

Meh, who knows about direction of

Borked mobile keyboards

(causality)

user259867

A casualty of causality.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Singleton Design Pattern For Multi-Threading by Nguyen Phat on stackoverflow.com

Braiam

The philosophy of philosophy, huh?

user202362

Also puppets ...

SmokeDetector

5:18 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Online SAP FIORI Training by sushma12 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Might most effective women observe product? by njgkjnjuriyam on askubuntu.com

user202362

5:47 AM

I am bored because I am trapped in the next two months or so. This, unfortunately means that you are going to see a lot of me if you are not taking long holidays during Xmas & I am not banned for whatever reasons (or lack of). But hopefully things will improve in February when I supposedly would get unstuck. Then maybe you will be lucky enough to see much less of me. Meanwhile, the grumpy me persists ...

user202362

Also I talk too much & words don't seem to go through my brain 🙃

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: big data confluence of technology business analytics by Ian Strom on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: MYSQL Update Statement Inner Join Tables by troll on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Build Lean Muscles And Boost Strength With Crazy Bulk Reviews by user310872 on meta.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

6:03 AM

sd 3k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: in the product that merchants yesteryear results by Carrietneely on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: How is doing regular exercise routine in? by helgakgomez on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Make short-term goals that are realistic by BoydLuis11 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: 1234567891011121314 what is the nth character by Randomusername on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

6:30 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: Lips Servers Have Been Decommissioned by larrybryan on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Best ORACLE 11g Online Training by prisilla78 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: I'm trying to GM a serious/mature toned, RP heavy campaign. Does it work? If so, was it a good campaign? by Archturus on rpg.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer: If I were a well-to-do ancient Roman, could I make money by investing in the construction of an aqueduct? by user15593 on history.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: eliminates the wrinkles and fine lines! by toddfem on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Skin Care Best Tips For Great Looking Skin by adelledelsion on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: this moves down our watch that a chief piece by Gerard jurya on superuser.com

JamesENL

7:06 AM

sd 11k

SmokeDetector

7:17 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How Do I Make My Penis Bigger? Reply That Now by leyazinz on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Can't get rid of browser searchengine hijack by mike on superuser.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@NormalHuman Body - Position 727-736: Spyhunter

bummi

spam superuser.com/q/1010467/172747

user259867

@SmokeDetector this one looks okay to me.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: According to abstracts from TMS by memorygame on gaming.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: The Straightforward Secrets Behind Smooth & Skin That Is Beautiful by joannedbell on superuser.com

user259867

7:31 AM

This user is lucky that Smokey doesn't watch per-site metas: Lose the excess [weight] by Magisch on meta.stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why is Gohan shown to be so weak in Dragon Ball Super? by Mark My Words on anime.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

SmokeDetector

7:54 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Any Way to Host a Wordpress Site on Windows Server? by Mike Hudson on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url-only title: http://naturalsmaleenhancement.com/crevalor/ by florasmiley on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: You will get so many different benefits? by yweieghgfm on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: You will get so many? by yweieghgfm on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: You will get so many different? by yweie ghgfm on drupal.stackexchange.com

bwDraco

8:09 AM

@NormalHuman uufix.com is a spam blog.

8

Q: Defeat spam filter evasion through the use of many different domains by blacklisting target IP addresses of links

In my extensive experience fighting spam on Super User, I've noticed that spammers often use many different domains to evade detection. In several cases, I've found that the domains often resolve to one or a few IP addresses, which are used exclusively by a particular spammer or spam campaign. An...

> spammers often use many different domains to evade detection

Don't be fooled.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Android convert UTC Date to local timezone by clare 8000 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Packers And Movers Ahmedabad is Best, Least expensive, Affordable, Top, Cheap And Reliable by Renu Jain on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Aging Skincare - When You Age, Remove Lines, Lines And Crows Feet by harlduthsn on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What Is This Skinology Cream? by Keryfarnadi on askubuntu.com

SmokeDetector

8:45 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Combo of all prolonged-headquartered add-ons by owelljuriya on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: all signals of opening ancient and to soften by owelljuriya on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: now not utilising a single section have by owell juriya on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: xcode 6 - symbols not found for architecture i386 (zbar) by user3583853 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: ios zbar bit code enabled by user3583853 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: ZBar with iOS7 and XCode5 compiling error libzbar.a architecture by user3583853 on stackoverflow.com

JamesENL

sd 8k

Shadow Wizard

How can we tell if tpu- worked or not?

(e.g. !!/hasbeenhandled command)

PeterJ

9:07 AM

sd 2k

^^ just wanted to see if I got an error

although that would have been the two manual answers, will try again

sd 2k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: lightbox for redirect using javascript by Pt. Raman Sharma on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps body: HOW TO GROUP DELETED WITHOUT ADMIN by Osaw Sales on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: This supplement is formulated precisely by making by CharlesClyne on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Specific Considerations For Acne Prone Skin by Joshuanilso on drupal.stackexchange.com

DroidDev

9:31 AM

@SmokeDetector unclear(as it is now), off-topic(if I correct everything in it) #Confused

Shadow Wizard

sd 2k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best DATASTAGE Online Training by stella12 on stackoverflow.com

user202362

user202362

that cat ~~hat~~ fur

Shadow Wizard

what about that cat?

user202362

9:40 AM

that cat is impersonating donald trump? :p

tchrist

Grump.

Shadow Wizard

Who is donald trump?

user202362

you are kidding right?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: POST DATA TO HP QC ALM USING URI by Ron1712 on stackoverflow.com

user202362

Donald Trump

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American business magnate, investor, author, television personality and candidate for President of the United States in the 2016 presidential election. He is the chairman and president of The Trump Organization, and the founder of Trump Entertainment Resorts. Trump's career, branding efforts, lifestyle and outspoken manner helped make him a celebrity, a status amplified by the success of his NBC reality show, The Apprentice. Trump is a son of Fred Trump, a New York City real estate developer. He worked for his father's firm, Elizabeth Trump & Son, while...

user202362

9:43 AM

A clown that has a building named after him in the NYC

Shadow Wizard

If he's a clown, why no red nose? ;)

user202362

you obviously don't read enough entertainment news ...

tchrist

@ShadowWizard He does have a red nose. They just used white-out on the picture.

Shadow Wizard

@tchrist oh, that's too bad

tchrist

> However, in bridge, the trump cards are really wild because they change from hand to hand, depending on the bidding. The bidding determines whether a hand will be played with trump cards or in a notrump contract (a hand that has no trump cards).

Shadow Wizard

9:45 AM

Anyway, he's just one of those who think money can buy anything. And sadly enough, he's almost right.

tchrist

no-trump

Noun: no-trump ‎(plural no-trumps)

A declaration, in bridge and similar games, that a hand is to be played without a trump suit....

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in username: Empty list for hrefs to achieve pagination through javascript onclick functions in scrapy python by Best5moverspackers on stackoverflow.com

Shadow Wizard

The trumps I like are those: wiki.roadtoamber.com/the-trumps

sd k

yikes spammer linked Facebook profile

tchrist

@ShadowWizard Aye.

Shadow Wizard

@tchrist you read the book(s)?

Read them first time when I was 13 or so, then again few years ago

SmokeDetector

9:52 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Consume The Appropriate Food To Increase Your Muscle by matthdrew on stackoverflow.com

Shadow Wizard

sd tpu-

Just realized there are no more Community Managers. No more CM... term I knew for such a long time, gone. R.I.P

user202362

What is bluefeet then? I saw the term 'community manager' in her profile

tchrist

@ShadowWizard As did I.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: The Sole Established Strategy To Expand Your Manhood? by OyuaUoev on askubuntu.com

tchrist

@chmod666telkitty Probably just some bird.

user202362

10:06 AM

that bird that can't fly

tchrist

Penguin?

user202362

special

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Raging Lion- boost stamina & exotic power by Christine Mattews on superuser.com

tchrist

user202362

Oo

SmokeDetector

10:09 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: OptiMind Reviews- Cognitive Enhancement by kherablulie on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: Get Lost Love back By +91-9571432484 specialist in haydrabad banglore mumbai by azji1 on webapps.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

@chmod666telkitty old term, does not exist anymore.

user202362

3

user202362

@ShadowWizard what's the new term? moderator?

tchrist

@chmod666telkitty To be hereafter known as happy fun balls.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Change one digit month into two digit month by nhudsjking on superuser.com

Shadow Wizard

10:15 AM

@chmod666telkitty Community Team

user202362

Oo

Shadow Wizard

106

Q: Who are the Community Team, and what do they do?

Who are the Community Team? What do they do? What is their relationship to the "Community" user? Return to FAQ index

support faq stackexchange moderators community-managers

user202362

Please hold, a community team member will be here to assist you shortly ~plays music~

2

tchrist

Name that tune!

I'm never going to sleep tonight. The gale is up.

Winds raging at 60 mph, shaking the house, making the cats jumpy. Sounds like a whistling train wreck.

user202362

At least you don't have tree branches over your roof

tchrist

10:24 AM

I do.

user202362

Oo, terrible ...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How to Provides younger trying skin? by erinmjuriya on askubuntu.com

user202362

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@chmod666telkitty Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: ingredients mutually together with by loveig.viker on superuser.com

user202362

If you have a really large branch over the roof and it's half dead, it could be dangerous

user202362

10:27 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@chmod666telkitty Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

user202362

One of the neighbours is building a new house somewhere else, the tree branch from their neighbour fell and crashed scaffolds on a windy night

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: keep up when contrasted with a by willie juriyaum on superuser.com

tchrist

@chmod666telkitty I know. I worry.

SmokeDetector

11:08 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Better erections and orgasms? by coviacarty on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: boost up your muscle power with Mass Muscle Fx? by quintyholeis on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: they both look extraordinary and energetic by Matthew jurim on superuser.com

user202362

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@chmod666telkitty Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

PeterJ

If someone wants to bang a NAA on this it'd be good, mine got dismissed by a delete / undelete: electronics.stackexchange.com/a/204976

SmokeDetector

11:24 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Can video feed be used to track location of an IP? by Andrew Fernstrom on security.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

sd tpu

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard [:4295776] Blacklisted user.

Shadow Wizard

@PeterJ flagged, watching the revisions now

If author keeps using the trick, will use custom flag

PeterJ

Thanks :)

JNat

Hey, @ShadowWizard, I thought this was already addressed in the comments on the answer. No?

Shadow Wizard

11:32 AM

@Sha There are still community managers. There are also, though, other people on the team that are also likely to be performing the same actions as the community managers, though their title is not the same. I see no point in differentiating between our titles, if our roles have a lot in common and the intent of this post is to let the community know who is likely to be performing any of the actions described in the answer, so the edit I made seemed the best way to go. — JNat ♦ Aug 6 at 18:26

whoops, my memory limit is 4 months

So totally forgot about that! blush

JNat

np ;)

I was just wondering if I was missing something

Shadow Wizard

But as it stands, when searching MSE for "community manager" you can't find what it means anymore.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer, few unique characters in answer: How to scramble the words in a sentence - Python by John Cena on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: SPARTAGEN XT the maintenance for advice witho by guynyimyrve on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Why is there no OFFICIAL JavaScript reference? by user5654233 on stackoverflow.com

Shadow Wizard

@SmokeDetector why?

SmokeDetector

Post - Contains 2 unique characters
Post - Repeated character: ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Shadow Wizard

11:34 AM

umm... no

> I still want to know the anwser.

that's the answer ^

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: BKF Recovery Software by EDB to PST on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Download file from FTP server directly to browser with PHP by Paweł Kłopotowski on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How do I troubleshoot my Kenmore dryer that doesn't heat up? by Adrian on diy.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: BEST ORACLE ADF ONLINE TRAINING? by stunningab on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Make the face look plumpy and fresh by Brucknerwen on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected, blacklisted user: Can video feed be used to track location of an IP? by Andrew Fernstrom on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Can video feed be used to track location of an IP? by Andrew Fernstrom on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Ingredients you’re Not really Executing Accurate by dsdasd on arduino.stackexchange.com

user202362

12:16 PM

sd 2tpu

SmokeDetector

1. [:4295879] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
2. [:4295871] Blacklisted user.

user202362

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@chmod666telkitty Body - Position 133-137: Fuck

SmokeDetector

12:36 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title, blacklisted user: Call 1-800-390-8650 to Install Norton Security Norton antivirus Norton 360 Norton Internet Security by Todd Todd on stackoverflow.com

Shadow Wizard

12:50 PM

@SmokeDetector k

SmokeDetector

1:23 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Using .gitignore to ignore everything but specific directories by irritate on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: D-link blinking orange light and cannot access router IP by nickhere1234 on superuser.com

Anyone here?

No

k

1:42 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: how can I extend the categorie products Rest API? by Nil on magento.stackexchange.com

bluefeet

1:52 PM

@ShadowWizard we are still called community managers or you can just call us whatever you want.

Quill

community ninja helpers

user202362

reminds myself something might look awfully like a penguin but actually is capable of flying :p

user202362

also I can't believe I could not find an answer or a tutorial on how to successfully quitting the internet

user259867

@ShadowWizard You can see what it was in Metasmoke. The answer was initially posted as repeated letter g and nothing else.

user202362

2:07 PM

I guess all the posts on quitting the internet are written by people who didn't succeed in it.

user259867

@SmokeDetector f

Shadow Wizard

@bluefeet I see. So I'll edit that faq entry to contain the old term again, somehow. Thanks!

user202362

I even suspect that internet addiction is a mental issue.

Shadow Wizard

@NormalHuman huh, nice. So author edited within grace period.

user202362

this article tells me that the solutions include: 1) call a hotline 2) see a therapist or 3) joining a support group

Shadow Wizard

2:12 PM

@chmod666telkitty what article?

user202362

@ShadowWizard this

Quill

@chmod666telkitty SU post incoming?

bjb568

Does anybody else think that it's Pearl, not Hester that exemplifies feminist values in The Scarlet Letter?

user259867

Yay for literary discourse in a tavern.

bjb568

:D

user202362

2:16 PM

@Quill Was thinking of posting it on meta ... I am not sure exactly where to post it on

user202362

also people who answer it probably have no experience in quitting the internet

UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE

Hi

Status-hotel-wifi-ftw

morning

Morning!

Afternoon

2:30 PM

What @bummi said

(4:30 PM)

user259867

Cryptography is getting a design. You won't ever guess what its primary color is.

PeterJ

White text on white background like invisible ink?

user259867

It's mostly in light blue with dark blue background.

user202362

1:30AM I am reading a horror to fall asleep (I am tired & sleepy) but for some reason I feel the need to be on the internet

Shadow Wizard

@chmod666telkitty December 8 or 9?

user202362

2:32 PM

9th

Shadow Wizard

wow, you're close to the sun

(i.e. where the sun rise)

user202362

yeah I need to be up in 4 hours

Shadow Wizard

@chmod666telkitty Canberra, Melbourne, or Sydney?

user202362

Sydney

Shadow Wizard

cool

PeterJ

2:34 PM

I'm in the same timezone but will use my usual policy of getting up when I feel like it :p

user202362

@PeterJ where are you from?

PeterJ

Hobart, so it's UTC+11 too

user202362

tassie!

user202362

I want to do the overland track somedays!

user202362

I usually don't have to get up this early

PeterJ

2:38 PM

I've never actually been to the overland track, it's obligatory when you live here you travel elsewhere to do things instead lol

user202362

lol

Shadow Wizard

I hear many times of people in Australia that buy a caravan, and travel for months

Quill

@ShadowWizard yeah, people love to travel toward the centre in those

Shadow Wizard

@Quill yup. In my country, you can cross it in 6 hours drive, with heavy traffic jams. lol

user202362

I have a SUV & own 5 tents (2 of them are slightly broken)

user202362

2:47 PM

I used to go camping once in a while

user202362

Sleeping under the stars are awesome

Shadow Wizard

@chmod666telkitty "used to", so not anymore? Why not?

@chmod666telkitty can't disagree with that... :)

user202362

being a bit busy

Shadow Wizard

One can always find time, if he/she really wants.

user202362

just these 2 months though

user202362

2:50 PM

then I can go back to hiking/bushwalking and camping ^_^

user202362

I have seen the regular campers with some really cool stuff

Shadow Wizard

@chmod666telkitty cheers! All of this only by yourself, or with friends/family?

user202362

I usually go with bushwalking groups

user202362

My friends are not into bushwalking/hiking

Shadow Wizard

Just don't bump into bears in those bushes... 🐻

PeterJ

2:55 PM

Yeah the drop bears are nasty

Shadow Wizard

I saw some bears when traveling in USA

user202362

I saw more people than bears in the U.S

Bart

Yeah, bears are sneaky like that

user202362

A lot of the wild lives here are nocturnal ...

user202362

I think I saw two possums on the fence in the backyard last night

Shadow Wizard

3:03 PM

@chmod666telkitty well, me too... saw ~5 bears and ~500 people or so in a 21 days travel

user202362

then if you visit mountains in the Asian countries such as China, Thailand and Singapore, you will see a lot of monkeys

bjb568

I just wrote my first lexer with JS :P

user202362

@ShadowWizard I went to yosemite & the death valley, no bear, nothing ...

Shadow Wizard

@chmod666telkitty been to Yosemite too, don't remember if the bears were there, or in other park though

bjb568

Also went to Yosemite, no bears.

They had bear-proof trash cans tho.

user202362

3:09 PM

I used to have a possum living in my roof, it performed this routine dance every night just as I was falling asleep. Then the it was driven out and the hole at the side of the roof was fixed.

user202362

then it moved into the garage and made a mess there

Shadow Wizard

lol

@chmod666telkitty possum or opossum? Turns out those are two different animals...

user202362

Possum

A possum (plural form: possums) is any of about 70 small- to medium-sized arboreal marsupial species native to Australia, New Guinea, and Sulawesi (and introduced to New Zealand and China). The name derives from their resemblance to the opossums of the Americas (the name is from Algonquian wapathemwa, not Greek or Latin, so the plural is possums, not possa or possi). Possums are quadrupedal diprotodont marsupials with long tails. The smallest possum, indeed the smallest diprotodont marsupial, is the Tasmanian pygmy possum, with an adult head-body length of 70 mm (2 3⁄4 in) and a weight of 10 g...

user202362

time for bed ... really this time ... way pass the usual :p

Shadow Wizard

Night!

SmokeDetector

3:35 PM

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bummi

more of those travel.stackexchange.com/a/59651/8105

SmokeDetector

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bjb568

5:05 PM

We're going to do cultural presentation things in Spanish, and I need to do the incans. So what tone should I use in my presentation? Should I try to make it like a product pitch (since I'm good at those) and try to get people to join the mighty empire? Or pretend to be an incan myself or something?

Doorknob

Capitalizing proper nouns would be a start

bjb568

meh

N U NEEDZ TEH PERIODZ AT TEH END OF UR PROPAR SENTENZEZ!

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SmokeDetector

5:28 PM

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bjb568

5:38 PM

lel, somebody in the library got a manual 80¢ fine for unnecessary printing.

user259867

5:53 PM

in 2015 Raspberry Pi Moderator Election Chat on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 3 hours ago, by bluefeet

@Ghanima You seem awfully invested in the site but you haven't nominated yourself, why not? :P

user259867

in 2015 Raspberry Pi Moderator Election Chat on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 3 hours ago, by Ghanima

Well, how to gracefully exit this conversation ;)

user259867

Still no nominations in RP election. (21 hours in)

Mike S

Not sure where to go with this... this question needs a mod tag [status-completed] removed due to a regression meta.stackexchange.com/questions/270294/…

user259867

@MikeS You can comment under the question with @Hynes -- although the name doesn't autocomplete, he will receive a notification.

Mike S

Cool, thanks; will do.

SmokeDetector

6:01 PM

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user259867

@SmokeDetector rolled

SmokeDetector

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user259867

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@NormalHuman Blacklisted user - blacklisted for stackoverflow.com/questions/34147819 by chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/25993777

user259867

!!/rmblu stackoverflow.com/users/5652756/sharamath

SmokeDetector

6:11 PM

@NormalHuman User removed from blacklist (5652756 on stackoverflow.com).

Ilmari Karonen

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@IlmariKaronen Blacklisted user - blacklisted for stackoverflow.com/a/34144634 by chat.stackoverflow.com/transcript/message/27378406

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

> 7547

Ilmari Karonen

!!/rmblu stackoverflow.com/users/5652018/user5652018

SmokeDetector

@IlmariKaronen User removed from blacklist (5652018 on stackoverflow.com).

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user259867

6:19 PM

@SmokeDetector VLQ

user259867

Three more edits, and I'll have enough rep to run for a mod on Android.

user259867

What would my chances be? 0 posts, 1679 helpful flags.

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@NormalHuman -pi percent.

user259867

Trivia: what is the beta site with the highest traffic (as of now)?

user259867

(beta as in "with beta label", not "without custom design")

user259867

6:24 PM

The answer was a surprise to me: Motor Vehicle Maintenance & Repair

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

Huh?

ProgramFOX

@NormalHuman ELL ranked above it

user259867

ELL graduated. No beta label.

ProgramFOX

Oh.

user259867

6:36 PM

> These guys put the French civil law on git. twitter.com/tiborvass/status/674268664137428992 … -- Aurélien Gasser at 9:52 AM - 8 Dec 2015 via Twitter

user259867

Great idea. Constitutional amendments as pull requests.

user259867

@SmokeDetector gone

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