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@UNIKITTY2.0 ehh yeah i was scared and when i made the charcoal app made it get a csv from data SE... i removed the app from stores because it required me to hit a button once a week

Quill - HAT MANIAC

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UNIKITTY 2.0

2:17 PM

(Shog removed you)

Doorhandle

(re-moved)

Quill - HAT MANIAC

(devomer)

Doorhandle

Some lady is saying this chair belongs to the restaraunt so i am standing up right next to it

I dont want to buy coffee or an alcoholic beverage

Quill - HAT MANIAC

Eminem - "Mom's Spaghetti" (Music Video)

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water

UNIKITTY 2.0

Lol a sheep walked over my electric tracks and died

Doorhandle

2:22 PM

In minecraft?

UNIKITTY 2.0

Yep

Shadow Wizard

Oh, thought in your yard. :/

Doorhandle

Yeah that is something to lol to @ShadowWizard

UNIKITTY 2.0

Oh and I also just ran over a pig

I need fences

Doorhandle

Who here plays atomic chess?

I forgot

UNIKITTY 2.0

2:25 PM

For Timey Wimey, must it be questions?

Doorknob 冰

SE Chess

Let's play chess! Everyone is welcome. Winning is only optiona...

Doorhandle

@UNIKITTY2.0 i dont understand

UNIKITTY 2.0

> your account is suspended on the parent site and cannot chat for 184 days.

Doorknob 冰

@UNIKITTY2.0 yes

UNIKITTY 2.0

Comon stupid suspension...

Doorhandle

2:26 PM

Is SE chess also for variants?

UNIKITTY 2.0

@Doorknob冰 Thanks!

SmokeDetector

2:37 PM

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UNIKITTY 2.0

Wut

VLQ?

Shadow Wizard

flagged as crap

sd tpu

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard [:4356081] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive.

Shadow Wizard

uh oh, thought it'll only black list user.

ProgramFOX

Well, since the Bayesian DB has been removed, that's actually all it does... I forgot to update the message, let me fix that.

Or wait, no, nevermind, it will still register it as TP on Metasmoke (metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com)

UNIKITTY 2.0

2:45 PM

What's Bayesian DB?

ProgramFOX

Bayesian database. A failed experiment.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Lol

What was it supposed to do?

ProgramFOX

Classifying spam. But it didn't work well.

Shadow Wizard

Kind of AI, self learning?

Andrew T.

There's an example transcript for SD's bayesian beta chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/17844597#17844597

SD will try to classify the post using our input of tp/fp and give the score of the post

ProgramFOX

3:00 PM

@ShadowWizard Yeah, sort of.

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SmokeDetector

3:17 PM

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[ SmokeDetector ] Black magic in answer: Visual Studio 2010 Auto-Formatting by Bryan H on stackoverflow.com

UNIKITTY 2.0

LOL

Screams

Why not bad keyword?

@Pro

ProgramFOX

Because "black magic" is clearer?

Shadow Wizard

LOL

What a wonderful fp.

@SmokeDetector fpu

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard Registered answer as false positive and whitelisted user.

UNIKITTY 2.0

@ProgramFOX But... WHAT ABOUT TEH "BAD KEYWORDZ IN TEH ANSWERZ"??

ProgramFOX

3:22 PM

?

UNIKITTY 2.0

Why not remove that reason?

Then add black magic to the blacklisted words?

Jason C

I don't know what black magic is either, I just don't question it.

UNIKITTY 2.0

@balpha ^^ again

ProgramFOX

@UNIKITTY2.0 "Black magic" cannot simply be added as a keyword since the max-rep limit is different from other bad keywords.

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 this is already black listed, it's just an additional info, since "black magic" is kind of "super spam".

Doorknob 冰

3:24 PM

@UNIKITTY2.0 Because it needs to be excluded from Islam.SE (for whatever reason)

UNIKITTY 2.0

LOL?

Triple ping

Shadow Wizard

lol

UNIKITTY 2.0

Somewhere I remember that 3 pings+ is considered ping attack

Shadow Wizard

@Pro @Door but being reported anyway, doesn't it mean it's already black listed?

Doorknob 冰

@ShadowWizard huh?

ProgramFOX

3:25 PM

@ShadowWizard Uh, of course. But differently than other keywords.

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 totally. Hey, @UNiKitTy is undEr atTack!!

UNIKITTY 2.0

..

Jason C

@ShadowWizard Lol, really? You nerd.

Shadow Wizard

..pingattack UniKitty 1000000000000000000

UNIKITTY 2.0

Boo

Shadow Wizard

3:26 PM

@JasonC lol, just can't stand to see the pipes

Jason C

@ShadowWizard Btw you know you can use → too.

Instead of doing the ol' charmap shuffle.

Shadow Wizard

rawrs

Jason C

I know I always think rawr when I type it too.

Shadow Wizard

I just copy&paste the arrow.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Only the den is mad about PING ATTACKING!!!

Jason C

3:28 PM

Yeah but

Ahh! snag.gy is down. The horror!

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 Den can't be mad, it still doesn't have self-consciousness.

UNIKITTY 2.0

LOL

Continues expanding railway

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@UNIKITTY2.0 It's ArtOfCode's fault.

SmokeDetector

3:57 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: APK via bluetooth by md osman on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)

balpha

4:14 PM

@UNIKITTY2.0 again what?

That's how you're wearing your hat AFAICT

UNIKITTY 2.0

@balpha Oh whoops I thought it was that bug sorry

Shadow Wizard

Agree, hat should stick a bit out of the avatar, otherwise it's no fun. :)

rekire

Related to bugs in the chat I have a so small scaled avatar...

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rekire

other avatars seems not to be affected

here in comparation

rekire

4:39 PM

@balpha or am I wrong?

SmokeDetector

4:50 PM

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balpha

@rekire I don't know what you mean

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SmokeDetector

5:49 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: What happened to Yoda? by jeff on scifi.stackexchange.com

nicael

6:09 PM

@Sha alert. You have a problem with your pic.

You should reupload it.

bjb568

6:28 PM

Santa's Secret Stories: Donnie and the Elf

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FailArmy Presents: The 12 Fails of Christmas || A Musical Fail Compilation

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Youtube gets so festive near Christmas.

:D

Thot: SBI is best indicated by suggesting an edit yourself.

!!/alive?

SmokeDetector

6:44 PM

@bjb568 Yup

bjb568

I guess it's just me and you, smokey.

reopen-pls meta.stackoverflow.com/q/312936/2371861

oh hi

Hi Quill.

how goes the meow?

mewingly, of course

6:48 PM

in David's hat store on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, yesterday, by LEQADA

Hey! How to get Archimedes hat?

in David's hat store on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, yesterday, by Quill - HAT MANIAC

you have to solve the density formula

lol

I was going to take a pretty picture of my cats a few nights ago

and they turned and looked at me

and the photo made them look like demons or something

bjb568

Could you make it a bit more blurry? Just a bit more and you'll find bigfootkat.

Quill - HAT MANIAC

the gray one was already going for my throat

20

A: Winter Bash 2015 Secret Hats

It's Over 9000 Archimedes given to Author of this post The image is a scouter from Dragonball.

SmokeDetector

7:13 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Collection of short stories with various theories about time travel by Dikbutjoe on scifi.stackexchange.com

bjb568

http {
	server {
		server_name localhost;
		listen 80;
		location / {
			proxy_pass localhost:8000;
		}
	}
}
events {}

This is the best I can do with nginx…

http2 spits out garbage, https doesn't even work in configuration.

rene

7:37 PM

@bjb568 blur all the things

bjb568

:D

SmokeDetector

8:09 PM

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hichris123

doesn't my hat look nice?

actually, you can't even see my avatar from that. :P

SmokeDetector

8:49 PM

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rene

9:16 PM

@hichris123 would it be possible to run a query on the blacklisted users in smokey and see how many users on that list have > 20 rep? Maybe for a single site

hichris123

I guess. We don't record rep though, just user id.

And quite a few users are deleted by now...

rene

Ok, worst case it could be run against sede or the API?

How many users are on that list?

hichris123

uh... need to ask Undo about that.

rene

Ok, we maybe need to discuss this in a back channel

odnU

Charcoal HQ

Where smoke is detected, diamonds are made, and we break thing...

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Doorhandle

9:35 PM

Oh geez

What time is it utc6

Cst6 i mean

I havent slepped since 10am cst6 ugh

odnU

What... is cst6?

I know what UTC-6 is, and it might happen to be CST. But CST6 is a completely foreign concept.

Doorhandle

Yeah thats what i mean im tired

Whatever time zone houston is im pretty sure its uct6

No wait

hichris123

You haven't slept in 6 hours? Harsh life.

Doorhandle

Its cst right

No i havent slepped since 10am in houston

I mean the 10am before the last 10am lol

hichris123

Go sleep.

Doorhandle

9:41 PM

I cant

hichris123

why not?

@Doorknob冰 Go get him to sleep ^

Doorhandle

Its 10:41 in germany which means im still at my aunts house and my parents are talking

Theres nothing doorknob can do for me

Ooh im going back to my hotel now to sleep... yay

bjb568 is Shog

10:05 PM

8

Q: Efficient method to pop every bubble on a sheet of bubble wrap

I'm wondering - what's the most efficient way to pop every bubble on a sheet of bubble wrap. I've tried: jumping on it, seems to hit massive patches but misses some systematically working row by row, I usually lose my place anyway and my fingers usually hurt before I can finish going row by ro...

efficiency

Shadow Wizard

10:33 PM

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Q: Why is there a peeking duck in my profile pic?

In my SO profile, you may see something odd: a peeking duck. I've just recently uploaded this new profile picture of mine. I checked it after the upload and everything's fine. After a few hours, I opened my profile and there it is, the duck has somehow become afraid of the people viewing it. ...

support bug status-completed profile-picture imgur

I'm rather proud of my son being a peeking duck :D

(Where did you see this? I spotted it only in my top bar, so thought no point re-uploading since nobody else see it)

SmokeDetector

11:06 PM

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11:28 PM

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user202362

Relocated 350kg crocodile swims 400km to return home

SmokeDetector

11:57 PM

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