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1:53 AM

@JasonC you first.

so... who's belling the cat?

Sorry that took so long I had to type a bunch of font tags.

USE TEH CSSZ

I wish there were more snarky remarks hidden in xml comments in the posts.

color: red

1:59 AM

But then I have to type a bunch of span tags AND color.... whatever they're called.

"specifiers" or some shit.

css styling

"rules"

In the latest greatest css is div order still significant when making column layouts?

center -> left -> right?

@JasonC no, it's golfball -> center -> your face

I.e. golfball ends up on the right and your face is sticky?

eh, whatever?

2:07 AM

You're defensive because you have a sticky face. Ha ha. Look at you and your sticky face.

why the heck I have Opra hat?

Lol

@JasonC Oooooh burn!

now chat server, UPDATE FOR ME!

Maybe it's stuck to your face.

2:46 AM

Got a 4k display.

Got a new profile picture

Well, that's almost as good.

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Is it possible to recover data from internal memory? by katele on android.stackexchange.com

@bjb568 Maybe you should spend that money advertising for devdoodle programmers... and offer salary.

:p

Hey, you can come over to my house, I'll provide you with pizza.

2:58 AM

little too far, I'm afraid.

Aww, it's just a little plane ride…

Or a little drive...

Or a little jetpack ride…

Or a quantum teleportation

@bjb568 I'm not that close...

3:00 AM

I'll come! You just need to supply me with a flight, transport and time off work

Meh, just write it off as a business expense. Training or something.

Yes..... going to meet a 15 yr old boy in America that I regularly talk to in a chatroom is a....... business expense. Put like that it sounds more like a set up for a felony.

4

yep, star board does something right, cc @tchrist

And then you find out that bjb is a creepy 60 year old guy.

cutting right where it matters

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

3:11 AM

►

Wut

in David's hat store on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 8 secs ago, by Doorknob 冰

Did I miss a secret hat? What in the world is Flying Tiger?

lol

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: html pictures are over the mega menu by Shi-ii on stackoverflow.com

sd why

@UNIKITTY2.0 [:4349029] Blacklisted user - blacklisted by chat.stackoverflow.com/transcript/message/27616584

3:17 AM

Why?

Looks like they just copied the answer above

I just noticed my history teacher put a Dora sticker on my test :/

3

@bjb568 hug your teacher

Is that socially acceptable given that she's pregnant?

Oh nevermind

3:28 AM

lel

Also:

Shog9

if you have to ask, no

Photo or it never happened

@Shog9 Ask what?

user202362

ITT pregnant women can not be hugged

Shog9

Just be glad she didn't put a Swiper sticker on your test...

3:28 AM

@UNIKITTY2.0 You want a pic of my pregnant History teacher? 0_o

@bjb568 Test paper

I just think hugging teachers is a little frowned upon

2

LOL

@bjb is dominating the starboard

But then again, I had a pregnant woman at work grab my hands and shove them against her tummy so I could feel the baby pushing at her skin like a chestburster. Very disturbing feeling

3:31 AM

wut

@UNIKITTY2.0 I'm happy when I have a single starred message

Lookehu got a math lesson.

user202362

Fittest people survive? ... I would say, in a famine, fattest people survive usually ...

Probably are some Irish statistics on that…

The only one thing that I know about Ireland may have been that they had a potato famine once.

oh, and leprechauns

user202362

leprechauns are the Irish elves?

3:37 AM

Yes, they do gold mining work and are high so they often hallucinate about rainbows.

@bjb Your punishment for being stupid is to make and watch a 10 hour version of this video:

…

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Draggable Form Builder (JQuery, C#, JavaScript, ASP.NET) by Jinger Baby on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Web Form Builder engine by Jinger Baby on stackoverflow.com

> 2,510px × 3,347px

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Free OS online form engine by Jinger Baby on stackoverflow.com

3:47 AM

wth with that camera resolution?

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Web Form Builder engine by Jinger Baby on stackoverflow.com

@Braiam idk, it's just whatever comes with iPhone 6S Plus

¬_¬

xmas arrived early?

I got it when it came out, d00d

it's a 300 bucks spending...

that's half a middle class salary

3:53 AM

Per hour? Per day?

Must be per day :p

monthly...

kids these days...

Four and a half bucks per hour? That's lower than minimum wage.

that's about half what you get in upper-middle possitions

I dunno where you live, but over here in EAGLE FREEDOM AWESOME LAND it's illegal to be paid under ~~tree~~ seven fiddy an hour.

@bjb568 Ever worked as a waiter? They make less than that in many places

4:07 AM

@bjb568 Unless you're at a job where it's expected that you'll make a significant portion of your income through tips (servers at restaurants being the usual example).

Dangit, Andy.

DANGIT

ALL Y'ALL

@Pops Ninja'd

Anyway, you obviously still make $7.50 (otherwise you'd die of starvation or something)

Tipping is horrible.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer: Parsing second word in string, in Oracle by ankush on stackoverflow.com

Wikipedia sez:

> The American federal government requires a wage of at least $2.13 per hour be paid to employees that receive at least $30 per month in tips.

4:08 AM

$30 a month… woot woot.

Thirty bucks a month?!

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in title: Apple ID - Want to make my xxx@icloud.com primary Apple ID? by Jaimmin on apple.stackexchange.com

I'm pretty sure I could convert twelve million unicorn dollars into US$30.

that... doesn't seem right. But shrug

Now we definitely can't accept bribes for hats. They'd slash my pay.

4:09 AM

Whoa. I had no idea it was that low.

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4:24 AM

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: The Trick Behind The Best Weightloss Pills by Raneamithy on superuser.com

@Pops ...uh, if they get more in tips per month they receive a larger wage, right?

I have the strangest of feelings, as if a Doorknob is watching me

probably because he is

Shog is always watching.

Maybe Doorknob is Shog.

Night!

well frick

your hat covers your name

@Doorhandle Yeah. And if someone doesn't make enough tips to reach the "normal" minimum wage, the employer has to pay the difference, so everyone makes at least standard minimum wage, one way or another.

Q: Is there a secret Jon Skeet Hat?

4:43 AM

-19

Since there's pleanty of secret hats, is there a Jon Skeet hat? Since, Jon Skeet is amazing Jon Skeet coded his last project entirely in Microsoft Paint, just for the challenge. And Jon Skeet is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe.

"Tristan Wiley
1,099"

this is what bothers me the most

his rep is 1,099...

if you're going to do that you're going to create a fake account

...

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title: http://testosteroneboosterup.com/geniusx/ by boachgaoay on drupal.stackexchange.com

sd 5k

hey I technically found out how to get that hat Doorknob is wearing

give me hat plz?

4:53 AM

The bathtub? No you didn't. :P

I THINK IT VERY BENEFICIAL LEARN REGULAR EXPRESSIONS TO USE PARSE HTML VERY GOOD — bjb568 52 mins ago

Why add that @bjb568?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: When you want your skin to look softer by Mariejbuie on drupal.stackexchange.com

user202362

It would be interesting to find out people's read vs write ratio on chats

user202362

I think if I have to read everything but can't write any on a popular chat I will go insane ...

5:11 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Should You Consider Using Supplements by ClaudiaDinh on stackoverflow.com

5:27 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: How do I link my products directly to external in Woocommerce shop page and conserve the shop page display? by WeSpotlight on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Woocommerce external product direct link - skip product page by WeSpotlight on stackoverflow.com

what's this guy doing?

he spotlight?

5:49 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: An Sat knowing which camera apparatuses by hashimakolar on superuser.com

@Braiam yeah

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: How is natural and safe formula? by freidarmarks on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Online SAP ABAP Training by rithesh12 on stackoverflow.com

sd 2k

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Tried to set them up by robbery deal by Rose Chipper on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Bring the elasticity of your skin by Aldohammack on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: you get a sec been trying to call by mher1940 on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: The World's Best Complete Muscle Building Formula by user28842 on movies.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer: <kbd> elements are way intrusive by Michael on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: My wife seems to have convinced every device she owns that she lives in Malta 1 by brendnafuji on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Formula issue Microsoft Excel by bnhidking on superuser.com

6:18 AM

sd 2k - 4k

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer: Do only Eagles walk on the moon? by Babby on space.stackexchange.com

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How to claim product Risk Free Trial Offer? by maejuriya on askubuntu.com

sd k

Awesome Poodles

What to do about spam from a user who may not be a spammer? (At least until now) See his Stack Apps post: stackapps.com/questions/6717/…

Also he cross-posted the same spam on several other sites.

6:30 AM

Other links? That stackapps one is gone

Awesome Poodles

Someone just went through and deleted that same post on at least 4 sites. I think a global mod got it.

This is his SE account. He was a legit user on SO and android until his recent 11-site spam binge -- which may not have been malicious.

Someone of the SO stuff could change the IPs of the user to detect if this could be the same person or if the account has been highjacked

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted website in answer: I commit a essay to the github, but my blogger doesn't show it by donaldyates on stackoverflow.com

sd tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: A Fast And Easy Weight Loss by winyreya on drupal.stackexchange.com

6:38 AM

oh they added a beta badge to jobs tab^^

is there any known progress about the documentation?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: A number of the greatest anti-aging materials by janenenu on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Text on a path with Pixelmator by NealKafry on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

sd 2k

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Is it possible to recover data from internal memory? by katele on android.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What are the smallest microcontrollers? by Truepower on electronics.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Text on a path with Pixelmator by Michelleries on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

sd 3k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Simple Skin Care To Have Rid Of Acne by user535170 on superuser.com

6:46 AM

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[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Why can't browsers render this symbol properly? by chaosifier on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: around and there he was Brett now Brent by Somen1 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: You can probably when a couple by DaisyStuart on drupal.stackexchange.com

sd 2k

7:05 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Are you wondering why hypnotherapy by ad ele on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How to Root Your Android Phone? by Rahil Desoza on stackoverflow.com

sd 2k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Reduces your wrinkles and fine lines! by Carissavex on askubuntu.com

sdoverflow

koverflow

pinoverflow

7:19 AM

Unpin all?

what are you trying to do?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Diet industry and weight reduction is an industry by brianlbarnhart on superuser.com

sd k

@SmokeDetector k

8:08 AM

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: HTML signature in Gmail app by Kuldeep Rajbhar on android.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Why Purpose Matters by johnadam111 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Algorithm for reflecting a point across a line by Nixon Chan on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To Get A Clear Skin The Intelligent Skin Care Way! by Brandonaylor on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector k

Yay! That was my 500th flag on Drupal.SE. Marshal badge + El Dorado hat soon!

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Formulated without any combination of chemical by leatosan on askubuntu.com

8:24 AM

@SmokeDetector k

bummi

!!/report gaming.stackexchange.com/q/248258/93824

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: "This balancing act has also caused by jackhu on gaming.stackexchange.com

8:35 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Test url is not working in payumoney by Rauf on stackoverflow.com

8:53 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: this, and in addition the absence of by Terencejurim on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector Why am I three seconds late every time? （ノT＿T)ノ＾┻━┻

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Body - Position 39-48: forskolin

Haha

user202362

@SmokeDetector why do have a cake & not eat it?

@Telkitty Body - Position 39-48: forskolin

user202362

8:57 AM

awesome indeed :p

The two of you have just turned Smokey into its opposite.

9:15 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Luckily there is no requisite to hunger by ad ele on money.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector k

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Very Strange Chatacter by user2219932 on stackoverflow.com

@Telkitty The duplicate question had an edit where that character was put in code markdown.

(BTW I'm out of edit review slots today, so my opinion won't matter for Accept/Reject...)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Today, you can see more herbal Garcinia Cambogia G3000 by user311770 on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector k

user202362

9:26 AM

argh, I downvoted a spam, I did not get the hat that I was promised!

@Telkitty What hat? Spambuster™?

user202362

vote or post on 18th dec & get a hat

user202362

THERE WAS NO HAT GIVEN!

user202362

now gimme my hat, wanna!

Psht, the post was deleted before the script ran.

9:32 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How do I add a CAPTCHA to my PHP form? by immigrationcomplaints on stackoverflow.com

user202362

yeah!

user202362

hat gotten!

You mean earned.

user202362

earned != gotten ... like you pay for something on ebay, you have not gotten it until it arrives in the delivery

user202362

and it might never do ...

9:38 AM

"Well-deserved hat has been received."

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected in title: ^-Best#~ love marriage specialist molvi ji +91-9694722340 in noida _((uk by husenji731 on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector k

@SmokeDetector $%@What's&^$# with the random characters?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Perhaps The Mineral Makeup That Is Top Is Not Skin Care by WilliamSanson on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Luckily there is no requisite to hunger by ad ele on money.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector I'm already feeling lucky.

9:41 AM

sd 2k

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Then she's still eligible for the Melpomene hat.

bummi

@SmokeDetector an edit by a high rep user?

@S.L.Barth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I swear I'm not the one giving out the hats.

@bummi That typically happens there

They don't have a "spam guru" guy to go and tell them 1k times "you shouldn't edit spam" yet.

Melpomene hat? hm searching...

Awarded for helping to close / delete a question.

@rekire The one you get for turning a poor spammer down.

9:47 AM

winterbash2015.stackexchange.com/melpomene

It seems that flagging counts, so users below 3K can also get it.

That's how I got it at Stack Apps.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, phone number detected in title: +++1-855-979-1060++++Facebook recovery number changed? by user110159 on webapps.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector k

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. I marked multiple the last days

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What Are Key Ingredients In This Brain plus IQ? by velin farnadi on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector k

9:53 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What Are Key Ingredients In This Brain plus IQ? by velin farnadi on drupal.stackexchange.com

@rekire Hm, maybe you really don't get it if the spam is removed before the script runs.

@SmokeDetector k

I just noticed I don't have it on SU or Drupal.SE, despite having flagged multiple spam posts there.

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Framework for Java RPC server by Jinxian Zhu on stackoverflow.com

Either that, or spam posts are deleted completely (unlike "normal" deleted posts that remain visible for 10K users), and the hat script doesn't see it.

bummi

@SmokeDetector mehh ... close the question

PeterJ

@S.L.Barth I haven't either, but I assume it's because the delete goes next to Community not the user the raises a flag. Although you do get it for off-topic flags that end up being closed by others.

9:57 AM

Come to think of it, my Stack Apps Melpomene hat was awarded for flagging an off-topic question, not a spam post.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Google Cardboard apps are running wrong direction ( inverted ) by Takeee2 on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector Enjoyable watching the score go from -1 to -8 in three seconds.

....why run a Cardboard app on a 5.5" tablet...?!?

@S.L.Barth I have them on ubuntu and on stack overflow

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Javascript form validation - can't validate multiple fields by user5694621 on stackoverflow.com

10:06 AM

@SmokeDetector k

@S.L.Barth never mind I have that hat I thought this would be another secret one

Enjoy it! :-) Now, that spam on WebApps hasn't been deleted yet; let's see if I get the Melpomene hat for it. Then we'll know if spam counts.

Q: How can the NSA capture Santa?

10:26 AM

44

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows you when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so the NSA wants him to take. Santa Claus' intelligence collection systems are state of the art. The NSA has approached Santa Claus about partnering, but Santa Claus declined due to ideological...

magic government santa nsa

omg^^

user202362

santa rhythms with nasa

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Change volume in CMD/Batch by lukas on stackoverflow.com

@rekire Wasn't that in the Hot Network Questions yesterday?

A fun question, but also illustrates why I'd rather not have WorldBuilding.SE questions in the HNQ.

@S.L.Barth even today

Their questions are speculative by nature; they would be rightfully off-topic on every other SE site.

user202362

10:32 AM

I love the great outdoors site:

user202362

a screenshot from a while ago

user202362

look at it, just look at it!

...no freehand circles....

user202362

easier this way

10:35 AM

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DroidDev

@Telkitty BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!ONE!!!111!!

@SmokeDetector k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: date game reports and rankings, making it useful for by agetjuriya on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: weight problems, osteoporosis, in negative health by agetjuriya on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How add telerik in project? by fgh on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Our wife or husband as well as my partner and i promote an item by speciallulie on superuser.com

wtf is going on I get this month many downvotes from old content

today even on for me highrated content... three "first" downvotes on +20 content

People hunting for Winterbash voting hats?

user202362

10:44 AM

who did you piss off this time :p

winterbash2015.stackexchange.com/vote-early-vote-often

I have no idea, I usually don't piss of persons

250 votes is too much work I will leave that one off lol

I really think that hat was a bad idea!

I think so too, even that delete 50 comments hat

I started it 3 times to get it, but I have IMHO too less crappy comments to find candidates to delete. I really want to avoid to delete helpful comments

Yes, it's a hat that is hard to get for the people who use comments wisely.

....although, if it encourages people to clean up their old mess, it's still useful.

user202362

10:48 AM

I am deleting then undeleting the same comment for 50 times - does that work?

yeah it is but I think this causes people to delete helpful stuff too

@Telkitty I read that they might been written before winter bash

@rekire That's a shame, since comments are completely removed. Unlike deleted posts that still remain visible to 10K users and can be undeleted.

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@SmokeDetector k

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