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Mooseman

12:01 PM

status-out-of-dvs

SilentKiller

status-burned

jadarnel27

Yay, new layout on SO!

Pham

Low Quality A (21.6%): i think you should check id of dropdownlist. please visit this site. ht..., by Durgpal Singh, on stackoverflow.com.

bummi

code-smell seems to be a pool of POB's :/

Mooseman

^^ NAA or spam

Sam

12:15 PM

status-yay

Jan Dvorak

@Mooseman Probably just link-only

Mooseman

THIS was a disputed NAA. Seriously?

Sam

LOL

Jan Dvorak

@BartekBanachewicz ok... I've validated the last one

Mooseman

NAA stackoverflow.com/questions/2708663/…

NAA stackoverflow.com/a/7741173/1234256

google.com/search?q=Allowed+memory+size+of+bytes+exhausted — Digital Chris Jan 27 '14 at 19:14

^^ not constructive

Jan Dvorak

12:19 PM

@Mooseman why?

Mooseman

@JanDvorak A link to Google is not a useful comment. The question should be closed as a dupe.

SilentKiller

@Mooseman its accepted one.

bummi

@Mooseman accepted does not count but You can use WMI to fetch processor info. will stand without link too

Mooseman

@SilentKiller On a question from a deleted user. It's still not an answer though.

Bartek Banachewicz

@Jan and come to think I have actually defended you like 2 minutes ago

Mooseman

12:23 PM

@bummi if you consider it that way, it's VLQ.

bummi

@Mooseman worst case a poor answer, but an answer....

Bartek Banachewicz

That flag was absolutely dumb. If anything, the original message should have been flagged in the first place

Unihedro

@Mooseman You mean LQ?

Bartek Banachewicz

But that's another case of flag system being ultimately a broken POS

Unihedro

VLQ = this post has severe content or formatting problems.

Mooseman

12:25 PM

@Unihedro No. It's flagworthy IMO. A 3-word answer is a severe content problem.

Bartek Banachewicz

Not even mentioning the fact I'd take it down befofe last flag appeared to lift the ban if I wasn't on my phone which, guess what, doesn't even show flags in the mobile interface

All in all, yet another spectacular failure of chat moderation.

Mooseman

^^ SPAM ^^

Sam

@Pham del

Gone.

I didn't even get to see the post :P

rummages around Pham's log...

SilentKiller

@Sam DP :P

Mooseman

Just realized I have more useful flags on Ask Ubuntu than Drupal.SE... But on Drupal.SE they're all spam.

Sam

12:33 PM

Oh. How surprising. x4facts again.

Bart

Hey @Sam, why so negative?

3

Sam

lol

SilentKiller

sam -veDP

Jefffrey

Hey @BartekBanachewicz

Just here to keep you company

Bartek Banachewicz

Hi

I was writing a list of insults in vim

Jefffrey

12:38 PM

hehe

Braiam

@Sam screenshot?

Bartek Banachewicz

In all seriousness this situation is annoying

Typically suspensions are pretty hilarious

Sam

@Braiam The log is too big to take a screen shot.

Jefffrey

At least make suspensions non-cross rooms?

Bartek Banachewicz

Well that certainly

FredOverflow

12:39 PM

in Lounge<C++> on Stack Overflow Chat, 6 mins ago, by FredOverflow

Or he could use the 21 minutes to prepare his rants in Vim. Or Emacs. Or whatever.

Braiam

@Sam a screenshot of the spam, I mean

Bartek Banachewicz

@FredOverflow no, it absolutely wasn't a joke on that

Unihedro

Welcome aboard @Bartek @Fred

Sam

@Braiam I can't. It was deleted before I had a chance to see it.

FredOverflow

The color scheme of this room is terrible.

What exactly is the purpose of this room?

Sam

12:41 PM

@Braiam Here's the log for the report though.

Bart

@FredOverflow brown, mostly.

Jefffrey

@FredOverflow To rant on unfair suspensions.

Bartek Banachewicz

I typically use it for that

Well last time it was fair

The time before that I'm not sure

Braiam

@Sam I have 10k so..

Sam

@Uni Hastebin is totally awesome!

FredOverflow

12:42 PM

Thread.sleep(3_600_000);   // unfair!

Oh wait, that doesn't compile, does it?

Sam

@Braiam Oh, well the post link is in the log, so...

Unihedro

@Sam Hastebin is totally awesome!

Bartek Banachewicz

Prolly compiles in lasagnascript

Bart

Who cares. It's another LoC @FredOverflow. The only important metric.

2

Unihedro

@FredOverflow Thread.sleep(036000000);

Sam

12:43 PM

@Braiam Here.

Unihedro

The zero here in front makes the maintenance programmer cry in a corner.

4

Jefffrey

@BartekBanachewicz lol

Bartek Banachewicz

So typical java reaction

That being said

Jefffrey

@Unihedro is that octal literal?

FredOverflow

@BartekBanachewicz Wait, do Java programmers have a type, or is it erased at compile-time?

Bartek Banachewicz

12:44 PM

I wonder if anyone measures non-compiling code lines metric

@Fred BUT ITS NOT A TYPE HERE ARE A FEW UNHELPFUL WORDS I MISUSED TO EXPLAIN

Unihedro

@Jefffrey Congratulations, you've guessed it right! Now that you know octal literals are present in Java, do (ab)use it. A lot.

Jefffrey

lol

are you still ranting about ... wait wtf

oh god

Bartek Banachewicz

Dunno what I should rant about right now

FredOverflow

@Bart I see your LoC and raise to seven:

Unihedro

@BartekBanachewicz You mean a type for X[] on all abstractions for X where the topic is X[]?

FredOverflow

12:45 PM

try
{
    Thread.sleep(whatever);
}
catch (InterruptedException ignore)
{
}

Bartek Banachewicz

Have to check my schedule

Braiam

Jefffrey

what is this sound for chat notifications?

it's horrible

Unihedro

@Jefffrey Hi.

Bart

@FredOverflow you're hired.

Sam

12:46 PM

@Jefffrey Welcome to the awful ping noise room.

Bartek Banachewicz

@Unihedro I'm not going to discuss with you without a way to delete my messages before they get me suspended again

Unihedro

@BartekBanachewicz Well, guess what?

Bartek Banachewicz

What?

Unihedro

For an INCREDIBLY cheap price of 20000 helpful flags I'm selling an ELITE MESSAGE DELETER 5000! You can delete messages you posted within two minutes with it.

2

Braiam

...

Bartek Banachewicz

12:48 PM

Sigh.

@Jefffrey could you check my timer?

Jan Dvorak

@Unihedro does that work with the mobile version of chat?

Sam

@Unihedro I'll take 4 of 'em.

Bartek Banachewicz

Mobile interface sucks tragically

Unihedro

It doesn't even leave a trace in the transcript! However, it does leave a (removed) sign in the live view.

Jefffrey

@BartekBanachewicz 1 minute

Unihedro

12:49 PM

@Sam Here you go!

Bartek Banachewicz

Woah. That was quick.

FredOverflow

@Bart When do I start?

Pham

Low Quality A?: Butts Butts Butts ThunderButts: Move out!, by user99725, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

Bartek Banachewicz

Let's get out of here and leave this peaceful folk to their customs

Bart

@FredOverflow Today. Unfortunately you were fired yesterday. So pay up.

Sam

12:50 PM

... and it actually works! :P

FredOverflow

@Pham I won't lie about this: I like big butts!

Bartek Banachewicz

Also @Bart pings me

FredOverflow

@Bart Wow. You got a great business idea.

user259867

@Pham Maybe it's the game code that the question is about?

Vogel612's Shadow

@FredOverflow it's still abusive...

Unihedro

12:50 PM

@BartekBanachewicz But don't you want your own ELITE MESSAGE DELETER 5k? It's INCREDIBLY cheap!

hichris123

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 64.9887: Access to health care services in Catalunya on expatriates.stackexchange.com

Bart

I have the same problem @BartekBanachewicz

DroidDev

@Fundamental lol, I'd like to see that kind of code ;)

Jan Dvorak

@hichris123 fp

expatriates is that weird...

Pham

Low Quality Q (35.2%): ANSWER PLEASE THIS QUESTION, by Paradzai, on english.stackexchange.com.

user259867

12:52 PM

Low Quality Recipe: Botulism Olives, Olive Oil and garlic

Braiam

@Fundamental IF he's doing pre-cooking is ok...

SPArchaeologist

asking for check. Does someone see any reference to SE here?

w3facility.org/question/paas-with-triplestore

it is taken from

1

Q: PAAS with triplestore?

Does anyone know of a PAAS that provides a RDF triplestore as as a storage option? My google foo has failed me. I'm looking for a triplestore similar to OpenRDF/sesame with RDFS and OWL inferencing support. The PAAS would preferably support ruby and nodejs. Any language suppot is fine though... ...

Jan Dvorak

not a visible one

user259867

> Source Link: Stack Exchange

SPArchaeologist

while they reference creative common license I don't see attribution

Jan Dvorak

12:55 PM

Oh.

SPArchaeologist

@Fundamental thanks.

Jan Dvorak

It's hidden in plain view

SPArchaeologist

it is hidden on top

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/12083237/1699210

Pham

Low Quality Q (30.4%): I want to add custom ads in my android app, by Saeed Jassani, on stackoverflow.com.

DroidDev

12:57 PM

ot-resource ^

user259867

Too broad fits better, I think.

DroidDev

> It will be better with examples

anyway, go for anything

Bart

Having fun in the lounge @Unihedro? :)

user259867

I understood "examples" as "code samples", not necessarily off-site resources.

DroidDev

hmm...that's also true

Sam

1:00 PM

(I CV'd as too broad.)

Braiam

when in doubt: too broad

DroidDev

too broad covers very broad range of questions ;)

Unihedro

@Bart Yes, I'm sure Bartek is getting fed up with my enthusiasm

user259867

WB could be renamed into What If, if xkcd did not already have that... What would happen if you attach 2 huge jet engines on the north and south side of planet earth?

2

DroidDev

lol, I second that

user259867

1:05 PM

SPAM superuser.com/questions/865564/…

Jan Dvorak

SU spam at -2

is "my-unbiased" already a keyword?

Braiam

@Fundamental I remember a cartoon where they did that....

Sam

@JanDvorak I think it would be better to blacklist the domain.

>>add-b-qb-spam (?i)greendetoxpatch

Pham

@Sam Blacklist term added.

Jan Dvorak

@Sam there are too many domains

and "my-unbiased-(re)?view" shows up quite oftten

Sam

1:09 PM

Alright, I'll add that too.

>>add-b-qb-spam (?i)my\-unbiased\-(re)?view

Pham

@Sam Blacklist term added.

Pham

2:01 PM

Spam A (100%): I am from USA, I have been married to my husband for 9 years with 2 kids..., by Emily, on parenting.stackexchange.com.

Braiam

@Fundamental here is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_Raiders

Jan Dvorak

@Pham why

Pham

@JanDvorak Term found: [-\w]{3}@\w+\. (Sensitivity: 0.2%. Specificity: 99%. Ignored: 67.4%. Score: 15. Auto: False)

Jan Dvorak

sneaky

Braiam

@JanDvorak email address

user259867

2:06 PM

I thought it was "spell caster".

Jan Dvorak

Perhaps should be (@Sam)

user259867

or "love spells?".

Pham

Spam Q (91%): The Effects Of High Blood Pressure, by user280865, on meta.stackexchange.com.

Sam

>>add-b-a-spam (?i)love spell

Pham

@Sam Blacklist term added.

Sam

2:07 PM

@Fundamental How about (?i)spell caster.*love

DroidDev

I might like Lounge<C++>. Lot of sarcastic people there

Jan Dvorak

what about just "spellcaster" (Except on RPG.se)

@DroidDev don't be surprised by the amount of flags you'll start getting

Sam

>>add-b-a-spam (?i)spiritualtemple\@gmail

Pham

@Sam Error executing command.

DroidDev

@JanDvorak hmm? Unreasonable flags?

Sam

2:09 PM

@JanDvorak With a space, right?

Jan Dvorak

@Sam right

Sam

Ok.

>>add-b-a-spam (?i)spell caster

Pham

@Sam Blacklist term added.

Sam

>>add-w-a-spam rpg.stackexchange.com (?i)spell caster

Pham

@Sam Whitelist term added.

Sam

2:11 PM

There, done and done.

Pham

Low Quality A (100%): Typical useless reply from Michael - fcking btch, by nazi, on money.stackexchange.com.

user259867

gone

bjb568

2:29 PM

Am going to be blubbered at on optioning for an hour

DroidDev

@bjb568 MEW!

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev @bjb568 nyan

Unihedro

2:43 PM

@SPArchaeologist @DroidDev @bjb568 miao

Braiam

2:58 PM

I think we have all onomatopoeias for cats sound

bjb568

3:18 PM

:D

user259867

3:34 PM

@bjb568 МЯУ

user259867

@Braiam One more; :)

Braiam

@Fundamental what the...

user259867

4:07 PM

rude comment needs flags

Unihedro

Attention! Ben Collin's workspace is finally revealed! blog.stackoverflow.com/2015/01/…

2

Bart

Open offices are hell. I so want my own office.

user259867

Grr, no picture of Shog's office. Or anyone from Community Team for that matter. Suspicious omission...

user259867

The comment is gone, meanwhile.

Bart

Shog doesn't have an office. He has a jar.

A jar with a view, mind you.

Shog9

4:22 PM

@Fundamental community team office:

Braiam

that image begs the question: what was the matter discussed that day?

Bart

@Braiam "should downvotes come with an explanation"?

Unihedro

@Bart No wonder, that's an easy topic

Pham

4:39 PM

Low Quality Q (84.1%): best sensor to detect change in position, by user2178729, on meta.stackexchange.com.

Bart

4:49 PM

cv-pls: stackoverflow.com/questions/27988760/…

Braiam

13

Q: New page layout too wide for 1024px

The facelifted page is 1030px wide (1000 px plus 2x 15px horizontal padding). The old page was 980px wide (no padding). This means: For a negligible net width increase of 20px it needlessly forces a horizontal scrollbar on 1024px wide screens. I think that's a step back. Mainly because SO ...

bug design

Bart

5:30 PM

cv-pls: stackoverflow.com/questions/519976/… Mine expired.

Unihedro

Just noticed http://chat.stackoverflow.com/ for the first time. Pretty awesome.

Tweeted by jonescameronm on January 16, 2015 at 5:18 PM

TGMCians

@Bart voted

hichris123

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 98.8661: I use this skin care formula properly on math.stackexchange.com

TGMCians

SPAM ^

ProgramFOX

^ spam

Braiam

5:37 PM

I did not expect a 10k user to post a meta question with all the required tags mindlessly filled in. — BoltClock ♦ 7 hours ago

Pham

Spam Q (68.5%): I use this skin care formula properly, by jualiny eainy, on math.stackexchange.com.

user259867

@Pham gone

Sam

>>log 2917455

Pham

@Sam Unable to find log entry for that ID.

Sam

>>log 2917428

Pham

5:49 PM

@Sam Log entry found. See here for details.

Sam

Hmm.

Braiam

what the...

user259867

Sam's bot is keeping a detailed log, nice.

Sam

Yeah, but only for a week.

Lynn Crumbling

@Bart voted

rene

6:05 PM

@Bart one to go...

Braiam

@Bart under two feet of dirt

Bart

6:32 PM

yay

Pham

Low Quality A (28.8%): Definitely C#. It's just like Java so it's quick to learn., by LochnessLAM, on stackoverflow.com.

ProgramFOX

^ Actually, the entire question should go.

Sam

^ dv-to-oblivion-plz

user259867

If the answers get enough DVs, they might be self-deleted, clearing the path for roomba... Nevermind, I forgot the question is closed, so this does not really matter; it's all set to go.

Lynn Crumbling

^ Garbage in, garbage out...

Jon Ericson

6:41 PM

@Fundamental ^^^ My office this morning.

Lynn Crumbling

@JonEricson oooOoOooOOooo Coffee. I need some coffee.

Jon Ericson

@LynnCrumbling It's mine. You can't have any. ;-)

Bart

Do I want to know what the clamp is for @JonEricson?

Lynn Crumbling

@JonEricson FINE. I'll just go make my own then.

@Bart inb4 50 shades

Bart

:D

Jon Ericson

6:43 PM

@Bart I need to buy a new sun umbrella. The clamp is to keep it from swinging around to some awkward angle.

user259867

@JonEricson With the threads discussing the blog post... so meta. You should totally edit it into the post to complete the loop.

Lynn Crumbling

@JonEricson My situation should be resolved in ~6 minutes.

Jon Ericson

@Fundamental In a way, I have the ultimate "open office".

@LynnCrumbling Hang in there. You can wait that long. ;-)

Lynn Crumbling

@JonEricson You know what Tom Petty would say...

Jon Ericson

►

Looks like you have just enough time to watch that.

Lynn Crumbling

6:55 PM

@JonEricson Did you notice that the length on that video is... wait for it... 4:20?

Jon Ericson

Heh.

Lynn Crumbling

^ Once I actually clicked play, it changed to 4:19.. what gives?

4

@JonEricson Situation normal. Take us to DefCon 5.

Sam

@LynnCrumbling Wait, is that a... toilet?

Lynn Crumbling

@Sam Now that you mention it.. it does resemble one, doesn't it?

@Sam Thank god it isn't hooked up to a water line.

Sam

@LynnCrumbling You can say that again o_o

> When the green buttercup rises with the moon, the unicorns shall be free!

^ Some "person" just posted that in a, erm, room somewhere.

bjb568

7:40 PM

Hallo

Hallo

Holla.

.ollaH

Hallo

Hi inf

8:01 PM

Hello Room.

For the badge Inquisitive how many votes a question should have to be labeled as well-received question?

Bart

Good question

Lynn Crumbling

data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/229495/…

Bart

Okay, so "well-received" seems to be "positively scored"

bjb568

@Farhan abuse of inline code

Lynn Crumbling

@Bart Yep, I read the SEDE query as score >0

user259867

8:11 PM

No need to decode SEDE query, see badge description under Curious. (Inquisitive and Socratic are the same thing for more days).

user259867

> Any open question that is not deleted and has a of score >= 1 is considered well-received.
Only days where all questions asked have been well-received, count (source)

Sam

8:42 PM

‮ ‮siht rats ot uoy erad I

2

bjb568

not origional

Farhan

@bjb568 Maybe. I tried to find something like this discussion for badges but there wasn't anything.

Sam

@bjb568 Error: BrainGrammarParserException thrown.

bjb568

8:57 PM

…

Braiam

@Sam you mean the BrainSpellingParserException...

Sam

@Braiam Yaeh, taht too.

DroidDev

well...on a totally irreverent note: We have a new guardian of bottom right corner of userbox in tavern

hichris123

Wait, we overflowed. :D

Sam

~ Tavern Overflow.

Braiam

9:05 PM

funny that this POODLE implementation on TSL went without notice

Lynn Crumbling

planetary.org/blogs/jason-davis/2015/…

^ nice. Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.

Pham

Low Quality Q (81.2%): DNS POINTING TO A DIFFERENT SERVERS, by Alex Liebert, on serverfault.com.

Frank

@Sam You look horrible. What are you thinking.

Sam

@Frank Thanks. I was hoping to get that reaction.

;P

in Teenage Programmers Chatroom on Stack Overflow Chat, 2 hours ago, by Sam

in Room for Uni and Sam on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 8 hours ago, by Sam

Yeah, I thought it would be nice to have a pic of myself, instead of a weird creation I made out of google's default avatar.

hichris123

@Braiam Oh wow.

Pham

9:12 PM

Spam A (86.2%): I am Mr. Fred Peterson by name and i am the owner of Fred Peterson World..., by Fred Peterson, on money.stackexchange.com.

bjb568

kablam

Frank

@Sam howdya do that

Sam

@Frank fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/200B/browsertest.htm

Frank

@Sam Ah! :p fun

Sam

‮peY

user259867

10:05 PM

user259867

^ FIFY

hichris123

@Fundamental Got any easy way to detect code blocks in Markdown?

Sam

@Fundamental Darn. You Unnegativified it.

Jan Dvorak

@hichris123 indented four spaces, preceded immediately by a line that is not

Pham

Spam Q (24.5%): resolved 1500000000000000, by dude, on superuser.com.

Sam

10:16 PM

^ Not spam.

hichris123

@JanDvorak How do you tell where it ends though?

Sam

But needs CPR.

Jan Dvorak

@hichris123 I'd say, the entire paragraph

or, yoou mean actual ones?

hichris123

@JanDvorak ... yeah, but how can you do that in a regex/in code?

@JanDvorak Yeah. Trying to make smokey better. :P

Pham

Offensive A (92.5%): Dont post tough questions here, you will only be downvoted. From discuss..., by user2746898, on superuser.com.

Sam

10:17 PM

@hichris123 Do you get the body's html?

Wth?

hichris123

@Sam Not currently, but we can switch. Although that's annoying because it can have some side effects...

@Sam StackBot-ish, I'm betting.

Sam

@Pham why

Pham

@Sam Error executing command.

Sam

o_o

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 7 secs ago, by Pham

@Sam Term found: (?i)downvote you (Ignored: 100%. Score: 10.2. Auto: True)

hichris123

status-you-broke-it

:P

Sam

10:19 PM

Yeah, stackbot.

Pham

@Sam Error executing command.

Sam

Meh, I'll fix it later.

hichris123

@Pham ...?

You know, Smokey did that a few days ago.

Are the websockets double-sending messages?

Sam

@hichris123 Because I edited my message.

hichris123

Oh. :P

Sam

10:21 PM

And since Pham listens to edits...

hichris123

Any thoughts though on detecting code blocks?

Sam

Without html, it's pretty much hit 'n' miss.

user259867

@hichris123 No, I am neither willing nor able to parse Markdown...

user259867

especially with regular expressions.

user259867

What are the side effects of working with HTML?

hichris123

10:31 PM

Possible misdetection, I think. IIRC we had some problems with it, but maybe I'm wrong on that...

user259867

@Sam Yes, as could anyone else, so I hope you were not relying on inversion for anonymity.

Sam

@Fundamental lol, of course not. That's why I also kinda distorted it.

user259867

@hichris123 Lazy approach: get both. If <code> is present in HTML, the post is not spam (I haven't seen spam with code blocks). If not, work with markdown.

user259867

Or, if you still want to check some code-containing posts, just exclude them from the repeated characters test, which is where code throws false positives.

bjb568

Hallo

I'm going to work on DevDoodle, you want any features specifically made?

Sam

10:41 PM

@bjb568 I want a big red button for deleting all the rubbish Qs/As.

bjb568

status-deferred, we need rubbish Q/As first.

user259867

@bjb568 MathJax

user259867

But not seriously.

user259867

A functioning Ask Question page is probably more important.

hichris123

@bjb568 A button to turn off a user's borked bots.

bjb568

10:43 PM

@Fundamental status-no, I'm going to implement something custom, even if it has the same syntax. I'm not going to wait 2.5s for it to load.

@hichris123 … but … but…

@Fundamental k

Sam

@Fundamental Personally I prefer this version...

status-avatar-updated-again

bjb568

kewl

Pham

Low Quality A (60.8%): ur stoopid just playa an have fun u dip shit just quit coc u nigger, by big boi, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

user259867

gone

user259867

11:01 PM

screen-scrolling time, I guess...

user259867

Let me just scroll down and check behind that rock. Annnnd ... nope, page copyright year starts with '19'. Oh God, is this a WEBRING?

user259867

11:17 PM

1

Q: Could we/should we change our site to "Everyday Living"?

Given the (quite understandable) confusion over this site's scope, as well as due to convincing arguments by Gilles, and Jason's and Wipqozn's concerns with regard to low-quality answers by definition, I think we should consider switching this site's title to "Everyday Living." Idea taken from th...