Wizards Den

EKons

12:50 AM

only 3 people in den... @Sha @rene @TheLittleNaruto @ber @Clem @Dro @Pri

me, @Fab and @Mithrandir feel alone...

@Kenny and @FOX don't feel

Fabby

@EKons It's nearly 2 AM. Soon you're going to be all alone!

EKons

@Fabby you mean 3 AM ;-)

Fabby

@EKons In Greece, yes, not here yet.

EKons

whatever...

Fabby

EKons in 6 minutes...

;-) :P

EKons

12:55 AM

practically, parents are really sleeping rn... :P

KennyBOT

1:56 AM

~ A Lighter Shade of Pearl

KennyBOT

3:57 AM

~ The Magician

KennyBOT

7:57 AM

~ The Artist and the Shaman

Shadow Wizard

8:15 AM

@EKons weekend

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard theater (?)

Shadow Wizard

throwing week on @Dro

throwing end on @berserk

rene

@EKons flowers need sleep

Shadow Wizard

@rene I see you also sleep when it's warm:

4

Q: Why are my morning glory flowers closing so early?

I love glories, particularly Grandpa Ott glories. They open in the morning, but by noon, they have closed. Is that because it is so hot here in Florida? The leaves showed some yellowing, and I figured it was from too much watering. But now I'm concerned about the blooms closing so early. What's g...

rene

:D

@ShadowWizard see also: hortusleiden.nl/en/the-hortus/collection/crownjewels/…

Shadow Wizard

8:31 AM

Sleepy big flower!

rene

yep.

I thought they had this once in 100 years flowering plant at the Hortus Leiden but I can't find it

Maybe it is in Amsterdam

Princess Luna

@EKons B-but I'm sleepy >.<

KennyBOT

9:41 AM

~ Shadow

EKons

@ShadowWizard hm... It's a little blurry to see @rene's exact species...

also... lol J's answer

Shadow Wizard

9:57 AM

@EKons ?

TheLittleNaruto

10:12 AM

@EKons Merry Christmas :)

EKons

> DAT Y DEY CALLED MORNING GLORY DUH

!!pee it's been a while since last time...

KennyBOT

~ That is gross ....

Shadow Wizard

10:28 AM

@EKons morning glory reminds me of something... else... lol :P

EKons

so... steps of waking up

1) GET UP!!!

2) clean your face, pee, brush your teeth

3) clean your mind

Princess Luna

11:25 AM

Steps of waking up

1. Wake up and smash the alarm

2. Stay half-asleep in bed for an hour or so

3. Complain out loud while you take 5 minutes to get out of bed

4. Actually get on with the morning routine

Tinkeringbell

1. wake up.
2. turn.
2b. sleep for 1,5 hour more.
3. wake up.
4. run to the bathroom and start morning routines ;)

Princess Luna

^

I'm pretty sure I literally yelled at my alarm and told it to go to hell xD

Tinkeringbell

No alarms on Sundays here :)

Princess Luna

Unless I was so tired I imagined doing that and forgot what I actually did :upside_down:

@Tinkeringbell I need alarms. If I get up too late I feel like I wasted the day xd

Tinkeringbell

But... Sundays are a day of rest!

You're actually doing stuff on weekend?

Princess Luna

11:37 AM

@Tinkeringbell well, yeah

It's the only time I have to do stuff I like

Tinkeringbell

Oh... stuff I like basically amount to wasting time so ... :P

Princess Luna

lmao

Tinkeringbell

I'd go for a walk (the only thing I don't really like but I need the exercise... if it wasn't raining)

Princess Luna

I mean, I can do stuff on the weekdays too, but it's more likely to disappear to school

@Tinkeringbell Walk?

Why not fly? ;)

Tinkeringbell

@PrincessLuna Have you seen the avater? With that shape it'll never lift off :P

Princess Luna

11:39 AM

-1, you CLEARLY haven't heard of meta-magic!!!!!!!!!111oneoneoneoneone

Tinkeringbell

I don't believe in meta-magic.

There, I just killed a fairy! :P

Princess Luna

@Tinkeringbell oh yeah?

Well, what do you call this?!

teleports @Tink to Neverland

Tinkeringbell

sides with Captain Hook

Shadow Wizard

@PrincessLuna for me it would result in quick divorce, since my alarm clock is my wife. ;)

Princess Luna

@ShadowWizard Oof

FOX 9000

11:46 AM

@PrincessLuna hear (?)

Shadow Wizard

Somehow it's enough she tells me quietly "wake up" and I actually wake up, no matter how tired I was/am.

Princess Luna

@Tinkeringbell Weeeellll.... Killian is actually in Storybrooke and not Neverland.

Tinkeringbell

@PrincessLuna Says who?

Princess Luna

@Tinkeringbell The book of course!

Shadow Wizard

@PrincessLuna The Book?! Holy Bible?! ;)

Princess Luna

11:48 AM

Nej

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell hehe, the joys of being single and without children! :P

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard Well, that's one reason to have things stay the way they are :D

Princess Luna

THE book

/cc @ShadowWizard

Tinkeringbell

Now stop the spoilers, will you? :P

Shadow Wizard

1) Wake Up
2) Wait until body realize it's no longer in sleep mode
3) Pee
4) Clear mind while sitting in previous step
5) Brush teeth and start the day routine
:D

Princess Luna

11:52 AM

@Tinkeringbell Watch

the

FOX 9000

@PrincessLuna intently (?)

Princess Luna

show

already

:D

Tinkeringbell

On it.

I've got two screens, so I can watch two episodes at once :P

Shadow Wizard

@PrincessLuna Better

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard cleaner (?)

Shadow Wizard

11:53 AM

@FOX9000 wipe

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard dripping (?)

Princess Luna

@Tinkeringbell Good! :D

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 eww

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard aww (?)

Princess Luna

o_o

owo

Krita has a christmas-themed loading thingy :D

Shadow Wizard

11:55 AM

lol

Princess Luna

It's really cool though :>

EKons

@ShadowWizard 2) often needs to be skipped... :-(

Shadow Wizard

@EKons why?

EKons

I wake up at 7:00, snooze 5 times until it's 7:25, and then have to be at school before 8:15

(snoozing never works out exactly...)

Shadow Wizard

@EKons hehe, the joys of being single and without children! :P

Princess Luna

12:02 PM

On school days, I wake up at 6:30, got an alarm at 6:25 and one at 6:28. Somehow manage to drag myself out of bed xd

Shadow Wizard

@PrincessLuna good girl :D

@EKons well, if I don't get up from bed within 5 minutes I'm yelled at by wife.

EKons

lol

Tinkeringbell

Workdays: Alarm at 6:15, walking out the front door by 6:35.

Shadow Wizard

whoa

How... ?? lol

Super Parrot!

Tinkeringbell

Dress, wash face, brush teeth, use toilet. Brush hair. Grab bag, put lunch in it, put on shoes and coat... and walk :)

berserk

12:47 PM

throwing סוף on @sha

Shadow Wizard

1:03 PM

throwing עונה on @ber

berserk

thworing פיפי on @sha

.. that might sound nasty

Shadow Wizard

nah... you want nasty? Here you go...

doing פיפי on @ber

/cc @EKons ^

:P

EKons

yeah I saw that

Shadow Wizard

lol

EKons

wait... @ber suddenly started to smell like פיפי...

berserk

1:10 PM

lol

prntscr.com/lylwyj

EKons

um... tell me you didn't HTML-edit that

Shadow Wizard

@berserk well that's wrong ;)

EKons

that's not what it really returns...

Shadow Wizard

So improve it... :D

Princess Luna

1:43 PM

@ShadowWizard It's hard tho .-.

@Tinkeringbell How do you even do that in 20 minutes?!

Tinkeringbell

@PrincessLuna How not? They're all 1-2 minute tasks at most!

Princess Luna

I need like an hour xd

Tinkeringbell

Why?!

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell for me first morning pee is at least 5 minutes.

I kind of doing a "mind restart" during this time, lol

Guess that's the time spent for most people while still in bed, but like I said before, if I'll stay in bed, I'll be yelled at. :D

And if I'll brush my teeth for only one minute, my dentist will be really ~~happy~~ rich. ;)

Tinkeringbell

Teeth brushing is two minutes for exactly taht reason

Shadow Wizard

1:51 PM

hmm...

Princess Luna

@Tinkeringbell because that's roughly the time it takes

EKons

@ShadowWizard 2' 50'' :D

Tinkeringbell

@PrincessLuna I've never understood that :P

EKons

stereotype...

Shadow Wizard

hehe

Tinkeringbell

1:55 PM

I managed to bring everything down to 20 and if I'm really in a hurry I can do 10 as well, I guess :P

@EKons ?

Princess Luna

@Tinkeringbell Why not?

Shadow Wizard

Well while in army I was able to do those things... but it's no fun.

EKons

"brush your teeth for 2 minutes!" — wrong! brush for as long as you need, duh!

Tinkeringbell

@PrincessLuna Just the fact that it's not my hobby to wake up :P So why take an hour to do so?

Princess Luna

@Tinkeringbell Because I like to eat something decent and have time to shower, and make lunch

EKons

1:57 PM

that's the thing... you're supposed to make your lunch the other day

Tinkeringbell

@PrincessLuna Ahh... I prepare breakfast/lunch the day before, and eat while I'm on the train ;)

Princess Luna

@EKons Eh, no

Otherwise it tastes kinda old xd

@Tinkeringbell We don't have trains in this part of the country 😶

Tinkeringbell

@PrincessLuna :) I also eat breakfast when I'm at work, sometimes. I'm not a big fan of waking up and eating immediately

Princess Luna

I need that, otherwise I get kinda grumpy

Shadow Wizard

I must have coffee, otherwise I can't really drive.

Princess Luna

2:03 PM

I don't like coffee

EKons

2:15 PM

yeah... I think I've heard somewhere that you get to like coffee if you grow up more... don't ask me

Princess Luna

meh

Shadow Wizard

2:29 PM

@EKons not sure, e.g. @Tink still doesn't like coffee... :(

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard Only with a lot of sugar and milk :)

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell oh

EKons

@Tinkeringbell what @Sha said

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard thou (?)

Shadow Wizard

Better than nothing, I guess! ;)

EKons

2:30 PM

well... if you mask the coffee like that then it becomes kinda pointless... no? ;)

Tinkeringbell

@EKons Don't worry. Eventually I'll drink my coffee as black as my soul ;)

EKons

aww

Shadow Wizard

@EKons nah, if it still contains the caffeine, that's what matters. :D

EKons

Coca Cola lol

Shadow Wizard

I used to have 3 sugar too when young.... then 2.5.... then 2.... and now 0.1 teaspoon of sugar.

EKons

2:34 PM

wait isn't 0.1 tsp the same as nothing

Shadow Wizard

I don't need any actually, just put some for old days sake.... lol

In restaurants I stopped adding any.

EKons

most restaurants don't really have sugar, do they?

pretty sure they only have that "saccharine" stuff

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell like this?

;)

@EKons in Israel they all do. They give three kinds of sugar: actual white sugar, brown sugar, and the "saccharine" stuff you mentioned. :)

EKons

!!wash @Tink's vomit

KennyBOT

~ Maybe lookup my instructions?

EKons

2:38 PM

@ShadowWizard yeah I think IKEAs have that too

although... I don't generally go there for the sugary stuff... ;P

Shadow Wizard

Don't you have coffee shops? Those small-ish places selling especially coffee and small variety of food? (i.e. not full fledge restaurants) @EKons

Here it's very popular.

EKons

ah, I live close to a street that has a lot of those just below the top

all packed together...

Shadow Wizard

So... don't they serve good coffee there?

EKons

haven't tried, tbh...

Shadow Wizard

With all kinds of sugar,etc? ;)

In USA there is... Starbucks.

blech

EKons

2:41 PM

ew...

Shadow Wizard

Sugar is already part of the coffee. lol

Though I assume they got much better in the 10 years since my visit. lol

EKons

S***b**** is even worse than sh*t...

Shadow Wizard

?

oh lol

EKons

!!pee markdown sucks

KennyBOT

~ Open the floodgates ....

Shadow Wizard

2:42 PM

@EKons nah.... it's tasty like hell, just.... well... sugar.

lol

!!poo markdown

EKons

yeah... also very infamous

KennyBOT

~ 💩 💩 💩

Shadow Wizard

Starbucks is the w3schools of coffee!

KennyBOT

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

Shadow Wizard

:P

Simple, easy to digest... but bad for your health in the long run.

EKons

2:44 PM

I'm pretty sure real coffee experts would call Starbucks the absolute disgrace...

Shadow Wizard

heh, probably

I'm not expert, just love a good coffee. And can handle bad coffee, to some extent. I can't handle filter coffee though, for some reason.

EKons

by "expert" I mean somebody who is very experienced regarding drinking coffee... :P

Shadow Wizard

Think I already ranted about it here before... lol

EKons

so... when you enter a Starbucks, you'll see LOTS OF PASTRY AND STUFF in front of you

Shadow Wizard

oh.. not here, in Tavern

in Tavern on the Meta, Nov 26 at 9:28, by Shadow Wizard

@JourneymanGeek for me it is. Tried dozens in USA, Canada, Spain, and Greece. ALL were just terrible for me. Maybe because I'm used to instant or Turkish coffee. :)

@EKons wait, you have Starbucks in Greece too?

EKons

2:47 PM

yep

Shadow Wizard

Poor soul...

lol

EKons

one in my municipality (Agia Paraskevi) too

Shadow Wizard

Sorry to hear... :D

EKons

so... that stuff you'll see when entering the shop means they're trying to attract potential clients using means other than their main purpose... coffee

wait, are you having problems attracting us people with coffee, bro?

yer coffee sucks? aww...

O.E.D. Starbucks coffee sucks

Shadow Wizard

To be honest many places do it here too, but having good coffee. :)

EKons

2:51 PM

you can't smell the coffee in a Starbucks though...

Shadow Wizard

Chocolate sells better than coffee and has much wider audience.

EKons

@EKons QED* duh