Wizards Den

@Pandya Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)

Pandya

!!/help

!help

@ShadowWizard when can I find documentation or commands, syntax for @Moosebot ?

Shadow Wizard

@Pandya nowhere... unless you can enter @Mooseman mind ;)

(aka he still didn't finish it, so it's still kind of "beta" :))

But you can have pizza, cow, and more...

Pandya

>>cat @Moosebot Hi! I'm also a bot!! :P

FOX 9000

@Pandya @Moosebot Hi! I'm also a bot!! :P

Pandya

7:17 AM

@Moosebot read

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot list

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot commands

user280395

@Pandya Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)

Pandya

7:22 AM

@Moosebot command

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot wiki

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot

Moosebot: @Pandya I'm confused!

lol

@Moosebot coffee

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

7:24 AM

@Moosebot tea please!

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot donuts

user280395

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

Shadow Wizard

7:26 AM

@Moosebot naa

user280395

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot pony

user280395

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot cow

user280395

Shadow Wizard

7:26 AM

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@ShadowWizard Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot wake @Pan

user280395

> A single blade of grass has been delicately inserted into the nostrils of @Pan. Now we wait.

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot kill @Pan

user280395

> It was in the news yesterday. @Pan spontaneously combusted.

Shadow Wizard

7:27 AM

@Moosebot lick @ber

user280395

> Licks @ber. Tastes like a wet dog. shivers

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot Shog is here

user280395

@ShadowWizard DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET SUSPENDED!

Shadow Wizard

@Pan that's about all the commands...

Pandya

@ShadowWizard ok. Thanks a ~~lot~~ lol !

Shadow Wizard

7:28 AM

@Moosebot unleashed

2 mins ago, 1 minute total – 21 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 17 secs ago by Shadow Wizard

Pandya

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R. bookmark, you love them! ^^

oops, forgot that salute command is just for... privileged users. :/

@Mooseman you can give @Pan full permissions to use salute! :D

Pandya

@Moosebot piza

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Shadow Wizard

7:30 AM

zz

@Moosebot kill ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶

user280395

> It was in the news yesterday. ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶ spontaneously combusted.

Pandya

@Moosebot add the entry for registration of @Pandya :P

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot kill @Moosebot

user280395

@Pandya I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.

Shadow Wizard

7:32 AM

lool

@Moosebot wake @Moosebot

user280395

@ShadowWizard Bots. Don't. Sleep.

Shadow Wizard

:P

@Moosebot wake @FOX

user280395

> @FOX just had their bed dropped into a bull fighting arena.

Shadow Wizard

haha

Pandya

@Moosebot wake @Mooseman

user280395

7:32 AM

@Pandya If I wake up my owner I will be shut off. So...

Pandya

Haha

@Moosebot kill @Mooseman

user280395

@Pandya Nice try. They're not on my hit list... yet.

Pandya

lol

@Moosebot pizza

user280395

Pandya

@Moosebot Shog is here

user280395

7:34 AM

@Pandya DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET SUSPENDED!

Pandya

@Moosebot dog

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot wake who are sleeping

user280395

> who are sleeping just had their bed dropped into a bull fighting arena.

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot once upon a time Shog ate pizza

user280395

7:36 AM

@ShadowWizard DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET SUSPENDED!

Shadow Wizard

@Pan as you see, it's enough that Shog appears in the command ;)

Pandya

@Moosebot I don't like Pizza

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot Shogzilla

user280395

@ShadowWizard DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET SUSPENDED!

Pandya

7:36 AM

@ShadowWizard Haha

FOX 9000

@Pandya kim

Pandya

@Moosebot wake @FOX9000

user280395

> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! @FOX9000 was shocked to get woken up!

Pandya

@ShadowWizard how about playing both bot each other? Haha

@Moosebot cow has four legs

user280395

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

7:38 AM

>>cat @Moosebot kill @FOX9000

FOX 9000

@Pandya @Moosebot kill @FOX9000

Shadow Wizard

@Pandya not really possible since they both use Reply method :/

Pandya

@Pandya @Moosebot wake @FOX9000

Shadow Wizard

We could do it with @Uni's bot, but he's long gone.... (both the bot and Uni himself)

Pandya

Hmm. Command should start with@Moosebot

Shadow Wizard

7:41 AM

@Moosebot kill A
B
C

user280395

> Using Internet Explorer 6 killed A B C.

Shadow Wizard

heh, newline isn't preserved

Pandya

@Moosebot wake shog

user280395

> shog was involuntarily rolled onto the floor.

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot lick

user280395

7:41 AM

@ShadowWizard licks screen bleh.

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot lick

user280395

@ShadowWizard licks screen bleh.

Pandya

@Moosebot wake Shog

user280395

> A bucket of water was just dumped on poor, poor Shog.

Pandya

@ShadowWizard ^^ worked without Danzer!!

@Moosebot kill

user280395

7:43 AM

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot kill

Shadow Wizard

@Pandya yeah, if the first word is kill, wake, or lick it takes over

Pandya

@Moosebot wake

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot kill them all

user280395

> them all was killed by Col. Mustard with the Wrench in the Billiard Room.

Pandya

7:45 AM

Hmm.. it needs one argument.

Shadow Wizard

yup

Pandya

@Moosebot kill spam

user280395

> spam died from the shock of 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 MPH.

Shadow Wizard

@alex you like bots too?

Pandya

@Moosebot suspend yourself

user280395

7:48 AM

@Pandya Command not recognized.

Pandya

@Moosebot cow

user280395

Shadow Wizard

@Pan that cow is taken from a children's TV show my kids used to watch when they were little, couple of years ago.... ;)

Pandya

>>cat @{{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} is a bot

FOX 9000

@Pandya Your nesting brackets '{{' and '}}' don't match up

berserk

7:50 AM

yay! Moose is back \o/

FOX 9000

@Pandya @Moosebot is a bot

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Shadow Wizard

lol

Pandya

>>cat I'm 100 times intelligent than @Moosebot :P

FOX 9000

@Pandya I'm 100 times intelligent than @Moosebot :P

berserk

>>cat @{{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} will get a gf this year

FOX 9000

7:52 AM

@berserk @ShadowWizard will get a gf this year

Shadow Wizard

rofl

no thanks!

Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom - Cows (full episode)

►

berserk

>>cat @{{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} will never get a gf

FOX 9000

@berserk @FOX9000 will never get a gf

berserk

true, a bot

Shadow Wizard

@Pan see above for the full episode ^^^ (cow smash in 8:15)

berserk

7:56 AM

lol

DroidDev

kills laughing @ber with a mobile-sim-tray-opener-pin

laughs evilishly

throws @ber's dead body on @Sha

starts laughing again

berserk

trying to overcome the trauma

alexolut

@ShadowWizard I like ro-bots :)

Shadow Wizard

@Moosebot wake @alex with cup of coffee

user280395

> Cranking the metal to 11! I doubt this'll wake up @alex with cup of coffee...

Shadow Wizard

8:02 AM

Well no "ro" but Moose-bot can wake, kill, and even lick stuff! @alex :D

pinching a hole in @ber's body, filling it with icecream, and throwing back on @Dro

berserk

Did I accidently jump into Haloween's Den?

DroidDev

thinks if the answer to @ber's body filled with ice-cream should be veg or non-veg

holes, holes are funny, no matter how you mention one

LMAO

berserk

and erotic? c:

Shadow Wizard

@berserk blech

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard fixes the hole, loads @ber on a trailer, wanders around the streets with an "ICE CREAM VAN" board tucked into @ber's forehead

Shadow Wizard

8:08 AM

missing @Uni

DroidDev

@Sha what about the junior?

(s)he was expected this time around, I guess

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev hmm? junior?

berserk

new kid

alexolut

@ShadowWizard lick what?

berserk

:D

mini-sha

Shadow Wizard

8:09 AM

we have lots of new kids here @Dro @ber who do you mean?

berserk

meh

DroidDev

sighs

Shadow Wizard

@Gren?

@Pan?

@Bart?

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard ok, what about things back home? Weren't you expecting a kid sometime around?

Shadow Wizard

oh, lol

@SheWhoIsNotNamedYet

yeah, expected in 30 days or so. ;)

DroidDev

8:11 AM

oh....okay.....

Shadow Wizard

So now she's -30 days old. I think. :P

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DroidDev

lel, that....

berserk

btw @Sha, there is a saying that when you put your hand on the belly of mother and say: "aal izz well", the baby kicks :P cc @Dro

DroidDev

fells off the chair while laughing, tries to hide the laugh

its true @Sha

Shadow Wizard

@berserk the baby kicks anyway..... :D

berserk

8:15 AM

lol

DroidDev

LMAO ^^

Clemens Himmer

12:02 PM

boo!

Shadow Wizard

12:24 PM

Legendary @Clem has been spotted!

Clemens Himmer

it's shiny! :o

been a fucking while eh

sneaked in here while working hehe :P

DroidDev

you clever clever dud

Clemens Himmer

sssh

bad dog

user280395

@FOX9000 Nuh uh you're the bot

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Shadow Wizard

3:24 PM

@ClemensHimmer unleashing @Dro

Mooseman

10:55 PM

@Moosebot alive

user280395

@Mooseman I. AM. ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.

Mooseman

Yay he's stable :)

@Pandya Look at this:

@Moosebot help

user280395

@Mooseman Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)

Mooseman

Everything is a surprise command hehehe

@Moosebot caps lock

user280395