Wizards Den

neferpitou

05:35

@ShadowWizard the clear side of rene maybe, currently his identity is blur :)

Shadow Wizard

08:25

@JoEr related to what you posted the other day....

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Q: Possible diet to avoid/delay defecation

We plan to go on a three day hike (two nights). The amount of food is no problem of course, but we want to avoid defecation while on the trail. Which kind of food comes into question? Edit: It's really not a "health issue" or something to "hold it back" for about 50 hours. That's even quite no...

You also got account on that site? ^

Unikitty Blends People

meow?

Shadow Wizard

JoErNanO, Nancy, France

101 3

:D

hmm... @JoEr why you hide your Outdoors account??

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard We are kind people on Travel. It ain't stackoverflow.

@ShadowWizard Because I have one comment on Outdoors and that's it.

@studiohack I doubt the rifle is a good option as it is slower to draw and take aim. Unless you hike with holding your rifle in a ready-for-war grip. On a personal note, I doubt that any firearm makes any sense. What's the statistics on bear attacks where you guys live? — JoErNanO Nov 5 '14 at 15:54

Muricans advising people to hike with rifles.

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO we'll see... have to think how to post it, won't just post "Pee in a bottle" - I have some self respect. :D

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Oh you do?

:D

Shadow Wizard

08:39

@JoErNanO so? Nothing to be ashamed of.... ;)

@JoErNanO yeah, got some SE reputation to preserve... (not the points ;))

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard I tried monitoring other sites for interesting questions. I tried Academia and managed to find a couple. Outdoors is a site I haven't really given a real chance to be honest. Might start doing so once Travel begins to stagnate.

Unikitty Blends People

DONE

devdoodle.net/dev/41

@Sha

I now no longer need to manually solve quadratic equations

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard SE reputation? Pffft.

Shadow Wizard

@UnikittyBlendsPeople good for you! :D

@JoErNanO sob

JoErNanO

@UnikittyBlendsPeople (-b+-sqrt(bb - 4ac))/2a

Fingers in the nose.

Unikitty Blends People

08:53

?

NaN == NaN returns false??

JoErNanO

Try NaN === NaN

Unikitty Blends People

09:08

nah

it's isNaN(test)

Woo

npmjs.com/package/solve-quadratic

JoErNanO

destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

Unikitty Blends People

09:37

I can now solve quadratic equations without leaving the command line. https://t.co/RX1Txyz151

Tweeted by Eyeballcode on April 12, 2016 at 9:37 AM

also i haz gd naws

the den is now pink

blue on my screen just died

DroidDev

greets @Pra

Clemens Himmer

@UnikittyBlendsPeople yea NaN is function lol, did you expect it to be a variable?

DroidDev

hands her cigarette

Unikitty Blends People

@ClemensHimmer NaN is a variable

Praxis Ashelin

@DroidDev meow

Unikitty Blends People

09:40

@PraxisAshelin meow

Clemens Himmer

@PraxisAshelin count? hugh? also hugh is my most used word just fyi :D

DroidDev

thanks god them both are WAG banned

Clemens Himmer

developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/…

is instanced i think

w/e

okay okay my female counterpart is here now, should i be excited @Pro @Sha @Pra ?????

DroidDev

yesterday, me and my friend decided that we will reduce the amount of cigarettes we smoke

Praxis Ashelin

@ClemensHimmer what's a hugh

Clemens Himmer

09:43

@PraxisAshelin is absolutely is

DroidDev

like to once a week or so

Clemens Himmer

it's also very popular

strawpoll.me/7267434

Shadow Wizard

@UnikittyBlendsPeople nope.

Clemens Himmer

amongst the den at least lol

Shadow Wizard

> The global NaN property is a value representing Not-A-Number.

Clemens Himmer

09:45

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer of course! :D

@DroidDev from 100 to 99?

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard okay unzips pants

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer lol, you keep a bookmark? ;)

@ClemensHimmer did you make sure it's @Pra in front of you?? :D

Clemens Himmer

10:02

@ShadowWizard nah searched for it :)

@ShadowWizard i only unzipped, did nothing further :D

Shadow Wizard

10:16

@ClemensHimmer nothing further to be done, it's like opening the gate for a locked beast.... :P

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard someone has to tame it tho ;)

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer that would be hard, but if anyone can do it, it's @Pra :P

Praxis Ashelin

10:32

gets whip

Clemens Himmer

whips @Pra

Praxis Ashelin

oi

Clemens Himmer

spanks @Pra

Praxis Ashelin

k

Clemens Himmer

you're lovely interactive lol :D

DroidDev

10:49

@ShadowWizard umm....well....from 100 to around 50, if you go by numbers

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev per day? Nice! ;)

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard umm....well...that was just percentage. Usually I don't smoke daily ;)

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev oh, that's good to hear! So why reduce all of a sudden, if low anyway?

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard well....its pretty easy to catch habit of smoking, so I thought before I do it, its better to regulate it ;)

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev so now only one cigarette once a week?

DroidDev

11:03

@ShadowWizard yea, only once a week and only one cigarette at that time. Plus, I used to smoke with whiskey too(which is quite harmful), so now, I am also gonna stop smoking while I drink

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev good! Surely your body will be thankful. :D

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard hahaha, I don't know why its all happening at the same time, but most probably, I'll resume gym next week too

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev I'll tel you why: because you're single again and want to have better chance to attract girls... :-D

It's a known fact married men, or in relationships, get fatter and care less about their look and health. ;)

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard ummm....maybe that's a fact, but ain't with me. I actually have no time to think about girls right now. Even the gym will cost me 2-3 hours of my sleep

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev it's not always conscious decisions... ;)

DroidDev

11:08

@ShadowWizard hahaha, well...in any case, I hope it gets me a pair of boobs ;)

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev you mean you might grow men boobs?? /cc @JoEr :-P

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard ._.

I would seriously refrain from those exercises in gym

Shadow Wizard

lol

Anyway, see what I found!

That totally looks like "Den" ^

And fits so much.... too bad chat rooms have no avatar/logo. :P

DroidDev

thanks @Sha, now I will never drink Mountain Dew in my life

Shadow Wizard

lol

sending 6-pack of Mountain Dew to @Dro

DroidDev

11:17

21 hours ago, by DroidDev

yucks, vomits, pukes blood, dies, become a soul, soul yucks, soul vomits, soul pukes blood, soul dies too

Shadow Wizard

12:33

>>clean @Dro

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: detectlang?

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 transaction

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard banker

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 rich

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard manure

Clemens Himmer

12:36

The Banach–Tarski Paradox

►

my brain broke

Praxis Ashelin

13:00

BRENDA - PABLO J & THE LOBSTERETTES

►

Clemens Himmer

@PraxisAshelin okay now i like you

you might just really be my female counterpart....

Praxis Ashelin

x)

Clemens Himmer

wanna take coke or so and listen to music?

Praxis Ashelin

send me a good playlist

Clemens Himmer

i don't really have playlists... got some likes on youtube from work lol

DIGITΛL WΛVES x KΛTTCH - DΛNCIN'

►

Shadow Wizard

13:14

going to buy wedding gifts :D

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard hugh?

Shadow Wizard

@Clem like @Pra, @Pra like @Clem equals wedding. :-P

DroidDev

slaps @Sha

Clemens Himmer

Shadow Wizard

lol

Clemens Himmer

13:15

:o

DroidDev

gifts were surprise

Clemens Himmer

if(@Pra === @Clem){
    sex();
}

Praxis Ashelin

exit;

Clemens Himmer

??????????????????

rerun;

Praxis Ashelin

Error 2908: Process already ongoing

Clemens Himmer

13:17

new Process();

Shadow Wizard

@PraxisAshelin .join();

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard removeParticipant("@Sha");

Praxis Ashelin

lol

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer .cry("a lot");

Clemens Himmer

corpulate();

Praxis Ashelin

13:18

Come on guys, there are enough entry points for everyone

Clemens Himmer

@PraxisAshelin OH BOY

Shadow Wizard

@PraxisAshelin only two... or more?? :D

Clemens Himmer

Shadow Wizard

finally!

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard three trick pony!

Shadow Wizard

13:19

Been ages since you used it @Clem :D

Clemens Himmer

you missed that one, didn't you? :D

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer googling

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard google "Dreilochstute"

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer well, this one is borked :(

Praxis Ashelin

@ClemensHimmer but what does it mean

Clemens Himmer

13:21

@PraxisAshelin three hole mare

@ShadowWizard ye UD is broken

DroidDev

enters the room

enters something else too

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev your hand?

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer thanks for reminding

grabs something with hands

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev no problem dude

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer huh! So three is the number. Nice!

@DroidDev your Joy Stick?

Clemens Himmer

13:23

@PraxisAshelin but of what i heard you got no problem with that?

Shadow Wizard

@Pra so who are the three lucky guys? :D

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard me me and me :D

Praxis Ashelin

I'll have you know I require yaoi as a prerequisite

Clemens Himmer

@PraxisAshelin i'll jerk myself off okay

DroidDev

sends over some porn to @Clem

#JustHelping

Clemens Himmer

13:28

@DroidDev i have iron will, i do not need that

Shadow Wizard

@PraxisAshelin oh, so @nef would be perfect!

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard LOL ....

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer laughs, sends porn anyway

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev my memoryyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Unikitty Blends People

ROFL

I searched on how to get imaginary numbers in JS by looking up square root -1 javasxript and duckduck go tries to solve it

Clemens Himmer

13:42

@UnikittyBlendsPeople wow ... is your search query so shit or is duckduck so shit?

Unikitty Blends People

Freaking out

My youtube avatar is a red fredley

Now with messed up screen, it's back to blue.

Curses

Clemens Himmer

14:12

so @Pra what do you think bout the playlist?

Praxis Ashelin

@ClemensHimmer oh sorry I didn't like it

Shadow Wizard

:(

returning gifts back to the shop

Clemens Himmer

@PraxisAshelin lol no need to say sorry, just curious

as said not really creating playlists, i gathered music for the last 10 years and always lose it, it's kinda annoying bur even better than anything else if you eventually find some old gem

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard @DroidDev has men boobs.

Shadow Wizard

14:30

@JoErNanO really?? Can't see.

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Can you see @DroidDev?

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO of course

adjusting camera in @Dro room

JoErNanO

14:45

@ShadowWizard Aaaaaah that's why you can see @DroidDev

Haven't pingattacked @IͶΔ in a while

Shadow Wizard

15:00

Nice daily harvest!

@JoErNanO who is @IͶΔ?

Is @IͶΔ here now?

What is @IͶΔ, @JoEr?

Does @IͶΔ like pings, @JoEr?

Does @JoEr like pings, @IͶΔ?

Is this a mini double ping attack on @IͶΔ and @JoEr?

JoErNanO

Proud of you. @ShadowWizard

Who the hell gives you votes on outdoors huh? @ShadowWizard

You're the most sedentary person on SE. @ShadowWizard

Shadow Wizard

No upvotes @JoEr or else it would be +5 or +10 it was an approved edit :D

JoErNanO

Ain't that a +100 ?

Shadow Wizard

I tend to take a look on the HNQ list @JoEr and suggest edits when I spot errors :D

JoErNanO

It's a registering bonus?

Shadow Wizard

15:03

Oh oops @JoEr is right, it's the association bonus

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard @IͶΔ is the one of the man boobs on the chat @ShadowWizard

@ShadowWizard You should know @IͶΔ

Shadow Wizard

Possible to get +15000 in matter of minutes this way

JoErNanO

@IͶΔ sticks around quite often @ShadowWizard

@ShadowWizard Indeed. I wonder if @IͶΔ knows about this.

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO but @IͶΔ isn't around now

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard @IͶΔ might.

Shadow Wizard

15:05

@JoErNanO but I know MAR, not @IͶΔ

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard So you forget about @IͶΔ just because he isn't here for now?

@ShadowWizard That's cruel. Poor @IͶΔ.

@ShadowWizard Who's @IͶΔ MAR?

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO yes, I have short memory for @IͶΔ

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Should eat more fish, ain't that right @IͶΔ ?

@ShadowWizard Fish is good for you. @IͶΔ knows.

@ShadowWizard So are boobies. @IͶΔ doesn't know. :D

@ShadowWizard Dammit this is fun. @IͶΔ

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ likes fun, @JoEr

@JoEr I suspect @IͶΔ even like boobies, but he got a good self control, unlike @ber.

@JoEr you know, @IͶΔ is selling Viagra, but I don't think he ever used it. Though I can be wrong, of course. :D

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard @berserk and @IͶΔ are both animals.

@ShadowWizard but that doesn't mean that @IͶΔ and @berserk know boobies.

@ShadowWizard They might live boobieless lives. Both of them @IͶΔ and @berserk

@ShadowWizard You say that @IͶΔ is selling viagra to @berserk ?

@ShadowWizard I wonder what @berserk needs viagra from @IͶΔ for.

Shadow Wizard

15:10

@JoErNanO that would be really sad for @IͶΔ and @ber, luckily @Dro has better luck.

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Actually I'd rather not know about what @IͶΔ and @berserk do with their traded viagra.

@ShadowWizard How does @DroidDev have better luck than @IͶΔ and @berserk ?

Shadow Wizard

@JoEr no, @IͶΔ is selling Viagra to anyone paying, @ber still doesn't need it. :P

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard @IͶΔ sells viagra. @berserk doesn't need it. So does @DroidDev need it?

@ShadowWizard In other words, who is @IͶΔ selling to? @DroidDev ? @berserk ? @ClemensHimmer ?

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO maybe to @Pra so she can make sure she will have long fun.

Too bad I have to go @JoEr so my final ping won't be for @IͶΔ, @ber, or @Dro and not even @Uni, but to @rene who is a really loyal flower. Cya! :D

Unikitty Blends People

wat.

JoErNanO

15:18

@ShadowWizard So @IͶΔ sells viagra to @PraxisAshelin who needs it to have long fun. With who? @DroidDev ? @berserk ? @ClemensHimmer ? @UnikittyBlendsPeople ?

@ShadowWizard I'm gonna get banned for this, I know. I'll say it's @IͶΔ's fault.

Praxis Ashelin

definitely @uni

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard After all it's @IͶΔ who's selling the damn viagra.

Nothing personal @PraxisAshelin, just pingattacking @IͶΔ and some random passer-bys. :)

Oh and hi @PraxisAshelin! I'm JoEr

I'm not crazy @PraxisAshelin, "my mother had me tested."

@IͶΔ is crazy though.

Praxis Ashelin

@JoErNanO so basically WhOre?

JoErNanO

Plus @IͶΔ sells viagra apparently.

@PraxisAshelin Sometimes. If the pay is good.

Still don't know who @IͶΔ sells to though.

@PraxisAshelin I'd like to point out that @ShadowWizard started it: chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/4805914#4805914

But still, it's @IͶΔ 's fault.

See what you did @PraxisAshelin, you killed my pingattack momentum against @IͶΔ

Now it'll take me ages to get back on track. I'm sorry @IͶΔ

rene

16:00

@ShadowWizard loyal ... hahahahah

Clemens Himmer

17:00

@ShadowWizard really my only problem with long sex is that i get tired after a while.. no need for some blues

berserk

triple ping attack.. now you guys have really done it...

@PraxisAshelin Yeah, that games(if you know what I mean) are so much fun that it make people miss nothing :P

Shadow Wizard

17:49

@Uni you also write bots for Telegram?

@ClemensHimmer question is, what is "while".... one hour... three hours... or more? :D

@berserk more actually, but mainly you and @IͶΔ yeah :P

Den's Ping Orgy /cc @ber @Dro @IͶΔ @JoEr @Pra @rene @Clem @Deto @FOX @nef @NiKo @PDK

berserk

@ShadowWizard I will say, nice timing @Pra :P

Shadow Wizard

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FOX 9000

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Shadow Wizard

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FOX 9000

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Shadow Wizard

17:56

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FOX 9000

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Shadow Wizard

yay!

>>randomchoice {{read 4807040}}

FOX 9000

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Shadow Wizard

huh

@Pro what about splitting by both a space and newline character in >>randomchoice command?

>>randomchoice

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Not enough arguments.

berserk

18:00

@Sha is berserk! D:

rene

\o @sha

Clemens Himmer

18:59

@ShadowWizard it's over 90000

berserk

umm.. 9000, isn't it?

#DBZ

Clemens Himmer

no

90.000

berserk

19:37

k

Shadow Wizard

21:07

@ClemensHimmer 90 seconds? Not that much..... :D

Clemens Himmer

22:11

@ShadowWizard what if it was 90 years? hugh? HUGH?

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