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11:00 AM
The more we use Google products the more they gain data from us.
 
@neferpitou so i had a tumblr porn blog, and it was never associated with anything else of me, not even my mail i think. and i was chatting with some girl. and she then fucking. found. me. on. facebook. FUCKING SUGGESTED FRIENDS. creepy
like half a year later
 
@ClemensHimmer its facebook
that facebook thing is exposing your privacy
thats why I used male in my profile (and a picture from google)
 
@neferpitou yeah, but it was vice versa, nothing from fb but from tumblr..
@neferpitou you are male
 
@ClemensHimmer I am, wow
 
@neferpitou aha
 
11:04 AM
@ClemensHimmer kick
 
@FOX9000 oh no the bot wants to kick me :(
 
lol
 
>> islink aha kick
 
@ClemensHimmer No, that's not a link.
 
even better XD
 
11:07 AM
brb,
 
ICH HÄTTE LUST MIT GROßEN TIEREN
ICH BLEIBE EINFACH LIEGEN UND WIEDER ZÄHLE ICH DIE FLIEGEN
 
@FOX9000 drinking
 
@DroidDev bottle
 
@FOX9000 neck
 
@DroidDev sever
 
11:11 AM
@FOX9000 head
 
@ClemensHimmer gardener
 
google translate is such bullshit lol :D
 
back
 
tnx
 
11:17 AM
@nef get whatsapp already i want to shout at you in a video cc @ber @mav
 
i will update 2morow
how about google hangout for den
 
@neferpitou no, google collects way too many of my personal data XD
 
lol
 
yeah, do it!
 
11:21 AM
when i come home today i want someone to shout at okay
hurry up
 
lol
I'll mute your video. :D
 
@Sil you didn't get one yet either.. hmm
 
Guys, I do have 1 day amnesia
specially during Tuesday
 
@Sil gimme a reason to shout at you ok
 
sure if i found ;)
 
11:25 AM
die tränen greiser kinderschar..
 
ich bin
 
ICH BIN ICH
@ber you ger pro
3-char sentence hue
 
ich bin pro c:
 
ich bin professionell
i'm bored, gimme something to translate to german
 
sex
 
11:28 AM
@berserk sex ^^
 
^^
 
MEHR!
 
@ClemensHimmer that reminded me of "your mom" jokes :P
 
lol
 
11:33 AM
@DroidDev hugh? want some mom jokes translated? :D
 
need to go
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, maybe.....how good you are, at translating jokes?
 
@DroidDev uuuhm preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty good since german is my mother tongue and i'm fluent in english ^^
bring it on @Dro !
 
@ClemensHimmer well.....I think of all of us here, only @ber got my joke. Sorry dude :P
 
11:44 AM
@DroidDev (ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>‌​ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง‌​(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ‌​<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง
(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>‌​ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง‌​(ง>ᗝ<)ง(ง>ᗝ<)ง
(ง>ᗝ<)ง
(ง>ᗝ<)ง
 
someone is mad (dark moon emoticon)
 
someone is about to get his troath ripped out by a mad man .. stares at @ber
 
D:
 
hides
comes out bravely
@ClemensHimmer Is that a threat pal? stares
 
11:48 AM
@berserk pulls out blood-stained knive out of a dead childs carcass and smirks yeah pal, it is
 
D:
hides back
 
throw @mav on @clems ;)
 
@berserk follows @ber into his hideout and follows the smell of fear
 
D:
isRunningForLife
@SilentKiller yay! thanks :D
 
@berserk oh boy bad idea, don't you know victims always trip?
 
11:55 AM
D: D:
scared in the corner
isWaitingForDeath
 
@berserk closes in to crying @ber, licks some blood off the knive, holds it up in the air and..
>> kill @ber
 
@ClemensHimmer Command not found. Did you mean: link?
 
FUCK
Y U NO HELP ME BOT
good
slaughters @ber manually
 
nooo0oo0oO0O0o
 
lol
saves @ber from @clem and hide behind @sha :D
 
12:01 PM
yay!
@ClemensHimmer manually.. wtf xD
 
@berserk XD
 
ugh..
 
@FOX9000 no, not like that stupid bot, you didn't help me kill @ber don't you think
 
@berserk how many times I've to save you. Please grow up. ;)
@FOX9000 !delete!
 
@ClemensHimmer lol poor bot
 
12:02 PM
@SilentKiller kills both of them
 
@SilentKiller haha, opp. of ur name lol
D:
 
@berserk lol
@ClemensHimmer those were just clones whom you murdered ;)
@FOX9000 !delete!
 
@SilentKiller what can you do ¯\_ツ_/¯
 
I am an innocent guy what can i do. :/
 
GUYS! PLEASE FIX THE CHAIN WHENEVER YOU BREAK IT!!!
 
12:05 PM
farts so that @Sil must run away from behind me
:D
 
lol
@ClemensHimmer toe
 
@SilentKiller finger
 
@DroidDev done sir :P
 
@SilentKiller Thanks man! Phew, I was about to go on a killing spree here
Killing everyone who broke the chain today
 
12:17 PM
Aaaah @Dro i know the feeling of a killing spree. Looks at knive he just murdered @Sil and @ber 's clones with
 
@ClemensHimmer pfft, knife. Takes a look at his hands, still soaked in blood of his last victims
 
@DroidDev pfft, hands. Takes a look at his wand, still glowing from the recent Fireball that incinerated everyone in the Den
 
pfft, pfft. farts loudly
 
@ShadowWizard pfft, wand. Remembers his past, where he killed the then most powerful wizard of world, with his bare hands
 
@DroidDev nope, that is the future. And those aren't bare hands, those are the hands of the "Cast Shadow" spell.... :D
 
12:28 PM
@ShadowWizard there are many forms of cast shadow spell, that you don't know of (since you don't know the spell) :P
 
@DroidDev of course, infinite forms actually, and nobody "knows" the spell... it's the other way around. ;)
 
@ShadowWizard umm....how can I put it into the words, its like, you get a feel of it, as you keep it. You know, like spell and you get to know each other :P
 
@DroidDev you think you know it, but you only know and feel what the spell want you to know and feel. :-D
 
wow this room is ____________! <-- complete it
 
Blank line? Awesome!
 
12:37 PM
so, my fart was ignored... I see...
 
pls fill the missing adjective, no metaphor pls
 
@berserk it had a scent of flowers, so thanks!
glaring at @ber for eating @rene
 
@neferpitou lol.. I will say "dunno"
@ShadowWizard OMNOMNOM.
 
lol
I still love this joke, (2016)
 
lol I taught my daughter to say "om nom nom" when something is tasty, it's so funny... :D
 
12:40 PM
haha
@neferpitou Not for all developers?
 
@berserk for all ofc :)
 
@ShadowWizard umm.. no offense, but reminds me of jokes : "When you left kids alone with dad for some time" xD
 
@neferpitou lol, but you do realize the one to the left is just a religious jewish, right?
 
@neferpitou c:
 
@ShadowWizard xD, I didnt notice
 
12:42 PM
let's see the term....
Found it!
Off the derech (OTD), from the Hebrew word derech (meaning "path"), is an expression Orthodox Jews use to describe someone who intentionally stops practicing the tenets of his or her branch of orthodoxy. The phrase was first used by the medieval sage Rashi to describe the actions of the rebellious son of Deuteronomy. The term is often applied to teenagers and adults who leave the orthodox way of life. Teenagers who are not yet off the derech but who display signs of diversion from Orthodox norms, such as changes in dress or associating with off-the-derech friends, are sometimes called "teens at...
That's what happened to that guy... ;)
 
haha XD
 
@DroidDev rips @Dro 's throat out with his bare hands and takes a huge bite and screeks out of his blood-stained mouth
 
@sha its you ^
 
@nef @Sha @ber @dro @Sil gimme something funny to translate to german plox
 
@ClemensHimmer shower with my daddy
 
12:51 PM
@neferpitou Dusch mit meinem Vater!
 
lol thats fast
 
@neferpitou somone with a DD/LG fetish? lol
 
@clem
 
@neferpitou freedom
 
@DroidDev unlimited
 
12:51 PM
haha @droid (so deep)
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
 
@FOX9000 garden
 
@DroidDev balustrade
 
oh no he won't :(
 
@ClemensHimmer tickles
 
12:52 PM
@DroidDev nostril
 
@FOX9000 blast
 
@DroidDev missile
 
@FOX9000 bomb
 
@neferpitou ?
 
@DroidDev aviators
 
12:52 PM
@FOX9000 glasses
 
@DroidDev refill
 
@ClemensHimmer Have you seen Shower with my daddy simulator?
 
@ClemensHimmer gives something funny
@neferpitou ('._.)
 
@neferpitou Hast du den "Dusch mit meinem Vater Simulator" schon gesehen? and no i haven't
 
12:53 PM
@DroidDev gibt etwas lustiges
 
OW :'(
soka
 
@neferpitou cyka bliad
 
lol , soka is somewhat an expression when you agree to something/ other meaning to "I got it".. lang: Japanese
 
status-listening-to-love-me-like-you-do-and-missing-crush
 
status-listening-to-rammstein-and-wants-to-murder-people
 
12:56 PM
status-eating-poison-berry
 
[status >> - <<eating-poison-berry]
 
69
 
12:57 PM
MOAR TRANSLATE STUFF PLOX
 
translate blowjob in german
 
XD
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
@ber i saw that
 
@ClemensHimmer translate this : I want to ride in your car,
 
:(
 
@neferpitou ride it yourself or want me to ride it and be in the car?
 
12:59 PM
:P
 
@berserk we call it blowjob too, literally you could say Blasarbeit, but .. don't XD
 
lol
 
LOL
cute :3
 
arigatou berserk kun
 
1:00 PM
@neferpitou EXPLAIN YOURSELF
@berserk süß :3
 
kawaiii :3
translate that @Clem ^
 
@ClemensHimmer sorry I can't :P
 
@berserk same .. süß :3
@neferpitou Du dumme Hure!
@neferpitou Entschuldigung, ich kann nicht :P
 
lol poor @Clem being hit by so many..... :D
 
@ShadowWizard hugh?
 
1:07 PM
@ClemensHimmer first it was @mav, not @nef wants to ride you(r car).... :P
 
you(r car) LMAO, that word says things, things that you won't say otherwise :P
 
yup that's the point :D
car crush
 
@ShadowWizard car crash crush XD
 
cya!
 
1:09 PM
cya!
 
people in the den want to ride me and like my DP :(
 
Yup, that is true ^
 
pulls out dick and cries a little bring it on
no ragerts
 
lmao!
staying away from what @Clem pulled out
 
pulls out some more in @Sha 's direction
 
1:20 PM
lol
 
@ShadowWizard Bleibt von dem weg, was @Clem rausgezogen hat
gib more to translate :(
 
> Remains of the road, which has pulled out Clem
Sense level: 40%
>>translate ge en {{read 4521211}}
 
@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] Bleibt by the way, what @Clem pulled out a hat
 
2 hours ago, by Clemens Himmer
google translate is such bullshit lol :D
 
@ShadowWizard Language not supported.
:4521215 Language not supported.
 
1:24 PM
@ShadowWizard gr?
 
What's german code?
 
de probably
 
>>detectlang {{read 4521211}}
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: detectlang?
@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] Detected language: de (German)
 
So according to Yandex, you pulled out a hat, @Clem? ;)
 
1:27 PM
translate thiz @ClemensHimmer
 
@ClemensHimmer nah, that is two eyed snake.
 
@ClemensHimmer Um Is the inputs sanitized?
 
Darf Ich?
Ja sich...
Er Er .. echt?
Entschuldigung bitte?
Oh, nein, entschuldigung! Ich habe nur zu meinem aaahm ..
Zu ihrer kleinen Box nehme ich an?
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy not yet
 
>>translate de en {{read 4521239}}
 
1:31 PM
\[Powered by [Yandex Translate](https://translate.yandex.com)\] May I?
Yes...
He He .. really?
Excuse me, please?
Oh, no, sorry! I've only been to my aaahm ..
To your little Box, I suppose?
 
@ShadowWizard ?
 
"To your little Box"?
 
My box is not little! (whatever it is ;))
 
1:33 PM
just pinged wrong
@DroidDev check this
4 mins ago, by Clemens Himmer
Darf Ich?
Ja sich...
Er Er .. echt?
Entschuldigung bitte?
Oh, nein, entschuldigung! Ich habe nur zu meinem aaahm ..
Zu ihrer kleinen Box nehme ich an?
6 mins ago, by DroidDev
translate thiz @ClemensHimmer
 
damn, disconnected from world wide web for about 30 mins, what a brutal experience!!!
 
@DroidDev and i don't wanna do the whole thing, takes hours....
or at least one
 
So @ber did you add @nef to the group?
 
1:39 PM
@ber you'll like this ^
 
@ShadowWizard nope :(
 
@neferpitou cade
 
!delete!
!delete
@FOX9000 drink
 
@neferpitou drunkenness
 
@FOX9000 me
 
1:41 PM
@ClemensHimmer trow
 
@FOX9000 up
 
@ClemensHimmer button
 
fucking perfect chain
 
did I fixed the chain correctly cc @droi @sha
 
@neferpitou yup, good job!
 
1:42 PM
:D , goodness
 
@nef you're hereby granted the title Chain Keeper
:D
 
cool
 
@FOX9000 zipper
 
@ShadowWizard fly
 
@ShadowWizard drunkenness is better :D
 
1:43 PM
Yay, another badge. Let's go pikachu!
 
@Sha i don't have any i think :(
y tho
 
@ClemensHimmer well....then stop the whining :P
 
@DroidDev kills @Dro a little
 
3 more badges, then Jhoto League next!!!!
*Johto rather
only Gintama can do this
 
2:02 PM
@ClemensHimmer no zipper? Only buttons?
 
I found a bug for this github.com/Fluorohydride/ygopro
I also notice Lua is now popular in Game Development e.g. Dota 2
 
@ShadowWizard no badges :/
 
So you can use lua in dota 2?
 
yes, I mean one of the Lang being used is Lua
 
i need to do some lua shit in WoW :D
 
cool
 
can you script the game with lua? or is it just the game's programming that has lua?
 
not sure
I think its just built in the game
 
@ClemensHimmer hmm? What badges? Don't remember saying anything about badges... :confused:
 
2:10 PM
ah
that sucks
 
they dont really explained the role of Lua in the game, my guess its in the server side
Socket programs
 
boooooooooooo
that sucks D:
 
lol
Anyways Unity3D is still the best , cc @berserk
 
32 mins ago, by Shadow Wizard
@nef you're hereby granted the title Chain Keeper
 
@ClemensHimmer its my fault, I said badges instead of title.
 
2:18 PM
@neferpitou oh yeah makes sense, then i have no titles .. cc @Sha
 
Really they need regex message searches
/^@([^ ]+) you're hereby granted the title ([\w ]+)$/
 
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy i never learned regex.. that shit looks so cryptic to me
god i nested my code so deep it's really confusing
i really need to rethink my asynch architecture .. @Sha any idea?
 
Installs LUbuntu
 
2:36 PM
anybody here who knows freeBSD OS?
 
@neferpitou i know it, but only by name lol
 
:)
If I can buy new SSD , I might try to install it and host a minecraft server cc @uni
probably 5 people for now
 
@neferpitou oh we did that back in school, that's much fun :D
 
:)
I'm just a newbie in minecraft but I agree with you.
 
@Clem you are hereby granted the title Master Attracter, for attracting so much attention to yourself
Here, happy now? ;)
@ClemensHimmer use node.js it's asynch by design :D
Everything there is done with promises and callbacks.
 
2:46 PM
promises :(
 
That said, a promise chain is also not very nice thing to have... :/
 
the drawback of node is that >> does not allow Synchro
 
@ShadowWizard i am, but look at that, no more good readerinio
app.put(path + "data", function (req, res) {

    // Open MySQL connection
    var connection = createMySQLConnection();
    connection.connect();

    // Collect parameters
    var eventID = req.body.eventID;
    var taskIDs = req.body.taskIDs;
    var taskIntervals = req.body.taskIntervals;
    var taskIDsData = req.body.taskIDsData;
    var dataIndexes = req.body.dataIndexes;
    var dataArrays = req.body.dataArrays;
    var dataSets = req.body.dataSets;
    var startDateTime = new Date(Date.parse(req.body.startDateTime));
 
But Im a bit confused, As far as I know JS has no Threading... how does it implements Async?
@sha
 
@neferpitou that's why you have to program asynch, you just make your code-non-blocking and gg
 
2:50 PM
@ClemensHimmer but non blocking requires threading, unless you have some sort of scheduling machanism that works on single thread.
 
@nef

connection.query(queryString, function (err, result) {
// executed a couple of ms later...
// continue asynch code here
}

// executed immediately
// continue synchronous code here
 
@ClemensHimmer yeah, but I don't think it can be made much better - maybe if you create a separate function for each query or something like that.
@neferpitou node.js is server side, but even client side JS got kind of threading, via timers.
 
@ShadowWizard you mean web executors/workers?
 
@neferpitou nope.
window.setTimeout(function() { alert('yo yo yo'); }, 1000);
That's kind of threading ^
 
@ShadowWizard JS only has one thread i think, node.js has some?
 
2:53 PM
^
 
@ShadowWizard hmm any concrete idea?
really confused on how to beautify it :/
 
@ClemensHimmer technically speaking yes, probably, that's browser dependant. But client side timers allow asynchronous programming, and that's what matters. :)
 
@ShadowWizard yeah sure, i know about that (such a pro wow), i was speaking about JS technically having only one thread
 
function HandleSingleTask(connection, eventID) {
    var queryString = "SELECT id FROM event_tasks WHERE event_id = "+eventID;
    connection.query(queryString, function (err, rows) {
        if (err) return throwSQLError(err, req, res, connection);
        //...
    }
   //...
}
And then:
transaction.commit(function (err, info) {
    HandleSingleTask(connection, eventID);
});
@Clem ^
By having the functions on top, it might look somewhat better.
@ClemensHimmer yep. BTW why you don't use Stack Snippets?
 

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