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5:58 AM
~ Can't we be a bit moar talkative?
 
 
3 hours later…
8:41 AM
!!poo to wake @Hans up
 
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Nice amount... takes me several days to achieve that.
!!fan for @Hans
 
~ WUT?
 
oh ty!
I wish i had one of those right now
im melting in this office
:/
maybe at the Weekend i will order some desk fan
online
 
ugh
so hot
 
5 hours to go in this heat
and its getting hotter every minute
x_x
 
its just 10:50 am
=_=
 
8:51 AM
Pour cold water over yourself?
!!pee also turns cold so....
 
~ Let's build some dykes ....
 
not in the mood for golden shower
I Need to take my clothes of
but then i ll get fired
 
@Hans1984 hmm.... I don't think pissing yourself while clothed can be called golden shower. Not sure. We need expert. @EKons what do you think?
@Hans1984 Well, no need to take clothes off, and with small enough amount it won't make a big spot, you should be safe. :D
 
haha
 
Read somewhere that in Japan it's common for people to get to work wearing adult diapers, so they won't have to waste time going to toilets. But that's a bit different topic, I guess. :D
@Insane where's the Daily Funny Cat Video? ;)
 
9:02 AM
if you cant even take a dump you should seriously question your work-life balance
 
@Hans1984 oh no no.. just pee. They're not insane. :D
 
hmm
 
Diaper doesn't block smells, and it's hard to work when people around you have smell of poop. lol
I guess that if they have to poo, they take the diaper down, then wear it again (or a new one?) when done.
Let's see what Kenny thinks...
!!poo in diaper
 
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See? No diaper. Kenny agrees with me. :P
 
9:05 AM
kenny is always naked
that's why he can shit freely
 
Naked below the hoodie, you mean?
 
is this sfw ?
the link
!!poo p
 
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10:11 AM
!!pee
 
~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!
 
!!wipe
 
!!cats
 
~ What are you talking about?
 
10:12 AM
!!cat
 
@Hans1984 the cat died
 
No, I didnt
 
~ What a mess ...
 
@Hans1984 yeah, rare to find NSFW YouTube vid. It's short South Park scene with Kenny... getting out of his clothes. :D
 
haha
 
10:17 AM
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard half golden shower... ;)
 
@EKons can it be "shower" when it just... leak... (?) out? lol
Ooze? No idea what word fits. :D
 
~ Kenny the Leaker of Pee
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard doing it on purpose doesn't leak though
if it leaks then it's just Bladder Overflow :D
 
!!feed pee
 
10:21 AM
~ No Pizza?
 
!!feed pizza
 
~ I'm not sure I ever had pizza ...
 
@EKons well if I was going to pee my pants in public and wouldn't want people to notice, I'd do it slowly, while sitting, and only small amount. So having full power is bad idea... leaking bit by bit would be the way to go. No? :D
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard full power will leave a trail on the sidewalk
 
hmm? Lol looks like we talk about different things. :D
The goal is to cool the body since @Hans has no AC or fan.
 
10:25 AM
yeah
 
And he's with people around, at work.
 
but pee is warm
how to cool it down?
oh you mean by it reacting with the air?
 
@Hans1984 only for few seconds, then it gets cold.
 
hm, is it windy outside?
 
ye
no
 
10:26 AM
Didn't you ever pee in the ocean?? :D
 
30° c no wind
:(
 
ew
 
~ ocean of pee
 
hm... pee won't cool down like @Sha wants it to then
 
no hope for hansu
x_x
 
10:28 AM
I'm tempted to try it and report. :D
Need to put extra pair of underwear in the bag first. :P
hmm.... wife is doing the laundry.... tips about how to explain underwear soaked with pee? hehe
posting LH question
 
put it in the washing machine before wife does? :D
 
just say the Kids did it
 
more like IPS question in this case...
 
@EKons can't... don't know how to operate the machine...
@EKons hehe, that's after I tell her..... :D
> How to calm down an angry wife?
@Hans1984 they don't wear my underwear.... ;)
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard don't turn it on, just put the thing in the bin :P
 
10:32 AM
@EKons oh... smart! But she might notice it when putting the laundry inside. :/
My idea is to hand wash it, but then how to dry it?
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard 50% chance she won't ;D
 
maybe they wear your underwear when you are away
j/k
 
@Hans1984 give my son few years and he might.... not when he's 6... :D
 
yeah true
 
(he's the naughty type and making stupid things ;))
!!poo
 
10:41 AM
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Good, wipe didn't clean those up.
 
10:52 AM
hes in a shitty mood
 
11:35 AM
kills @ber without mercy
offer @EKons "Pan Bahar", high quality tobacco of India
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard @sha 's both kids are naughty like him.
 
@TheLittleNaruto nope. The 8 y/o daughter is the opposite, she's like me when I was a kid.
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard How were you like when you were kid ?
 
The little one, 2.5 y/o daughter, appears to be going into the super naughty area. lol
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard She has high chances of becoming next president of Israel.
 
@TheLittleNaruto following orders
@TheLittleNaruto lolz
 
11:40 AM
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Unexpected!!!!!
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard lulz (?)
 
you mean PM, president has no power here.
 
Oh then PM
Your country and our country PMs are like besties, dunno how come!
 
@TheLittleNaruto not sure it's for real, more likely they just need each other in a way.
India needs the weapons, Israel needs the money, etc.
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Agree! But sometimes that need starts a good relationship you know!
 
11:42 AM
Think there was a crisis in the weapons deal already. No?
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Not sure about that! However some water related deal happened recently
@sha There you go: indiatoday.in/india/story/…
BTW India has 3 friend countries who will never ditch: Japan, Russia and Israel.
 
@TheLittleNaruto nice :)
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard sardinia (?)
 
@TheLittleNaruto hopefully
 
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard pancho (?)
 
11:50 AM
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Yeah! Hopefully!
Damn it! Get rid of this name for God sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
lol
@TheCurlyNaruto
 
lock @sha in a curly box and kills him using curly knives which are fit inside curly box
 
using Curly Tear of Resurrection to get back to life
 
12:22 PM
:o
they say maybe above 40° c next week
wtf is this? africa ?
screw this
srew you sun
die die diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!
 
12:46 PM
lol
Black Hole Sun
 
sun O-------------------------> poor hans
x(
 
 
1 hour later…
1:47 PM
~ Shaman King
 
 
2 hours later…
3:48 PM
~ The Shadow
 
@TheLittleNaruto yeah I don't smoke, but I can trade it for a few euros :D
waaaait...
gets arrested for illegal tobacco trading didn't think this through :/
 
 
1 hour later…
4:58 PM
~ The Wizard of Athens
 
5:35 PM
@EKons jail means free food and water! ;)
(and pee of cell mates ;;))
!!pee
 
~ That is gross ....
 
~ Maybe lookup my instructions?
 
 
1 hour later…
7:03 PM
@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard yeah right if I was that lucky
 
 
2 hours later…
9:04 PM
~ Echo ... E c h o ...... E c h o .....
 
9:29 PM
!!poo
 
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1 hour later…
10:30 PM
~ What is this? Weekend?
 

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