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Hans1984

thats because we are old

and we are happy we are still able to poo at all

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

Hans1984

only way is to drink LOADS of water

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

nah, it just cause tons of pee, no effect on the amount poo.

(it does make it less... solid.... lol)

!!poo not solid

KennyBOT

10:03 AM

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

meh

Hans1984

10:25 AM

!!poo

KennyBOT

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Hans1984

!!poo p

KennyBOT

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

!!poo 5

KennyBOT

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

10:25 AM

Good bot

Hans1984

!!poo 100

KennyBOT

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Hans1984

don't try to trick me !

that's not 100!

!!poo 10

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Hans1984

nonono

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

10:30 AM

lollollol

Hans1984

:'(

Marshmallow

@Hans1984 It's multilayered

Hans1984

:o

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Marshmallow multicolored

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

10:37 AM

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@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard wee (?)

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

10:37 AM

@FOX9000 poo

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@FOX9000 Sam

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Hans1984

bbit

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@FOX9000 deity

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10:38 AM

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@FOX9000 voda

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

>>continue voda phone

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10:38 AM

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Hans1984

hmm

Marshmallow

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard Oh, like when you eat salad and then baked beans

@Hans1984 ________________________________________________ urself

Hans1984

you crossed the line!

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Marshmallow yes this also makes it go out with multi colors :P

Hans1984

it was there for a reason

Marshmallow

10:39 AM

@Hans1984 No I lined the cross

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Poor cross

Marshmallow

×

Hans1984

lol at this

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

Marshmallow

@Hans1984 And then they say people don't have creativity anymore

Hans1984

10:50 AM

ikr ?

KennyBOT

11:50 AM

~ The Artist and the Shaman

EKons

12:10 PM

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard sometimes I'm not in immediate need of poo... :D

Hans1984

!!poo

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Hans1984

but now you are

@KennyBOT are they a thread to us ?

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@EKons good for you! I just had a "out of toilet paper" incident at work place toilets. Luckily I always have some tissue paper in my pockets due to ever runny nose. :P

Hans1984

hows the weather in Israel ?

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:18 PM

@Hans1984 hot

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Mithrandir

@FOX9000 Yeah, that's accurate as well.

Hans1984

its getting hot over here too

30° c

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

during summer (May to October) it's going between "hot", "very hot" and "extremely hot". So today we have a good weather. (28 degrees celcius)

Hans1984

lol its cooler in Israel than over here

what a joke

:(

a bad joke

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:19 PM

30 is still just "hot", it becomes next level at 33 in my scale, and extreme hot when it gets to 38.

(and we have at least 10 such days during every summer)

Hans1984

im starting to melt at 25° room temperature

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

Hans1984

we have no ACS in germany

and no fans

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

ouch

That's indeed cause for melting.

Hans1984

so Offices get terrible hot during the summer

especially in Roof Offices..like this one im in...

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:21 PM

Buy personal fan then.

Or take the shirt off? ;)

Hans1984

yeah im thinking about it

a desk fan

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

yup

Hans1984

too many women around

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 afraid they'll see your belly and laugh? :D

Hans1984

boss brought her two daughters to work today

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:22 PM

That's why I won't take my shirt off, at least. :P

Hans1984

Im working out for 17 years

im alright but still

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

hehe

Hans1984

I wouldnt do it

but I got some belly you are right

im not the thin type :D

anyway I love winter

\o/

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 I'm the opposite, exactly to the year. I used to work out until I was 24 or so, which was 17 years ago... Since then.... nothing. While it's not reflecting in net weight (I'm on flat 70 kg all those years), I do have belly fat. :(

But back then I did have a flat belly. :D

Hans1984

I see

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:25 PM

I'm the thin type. It doesn't help. :D

Hans1984

you are probably the Body type that sees results rather quick

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

nah

Hans1984

while for me its sometimes hidden under some fat

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

I got small amount of muscles in the arms, which I keep to this day.

Hans1984

good

well i started at 17 now im 34

it gets harder each year

best years where probably from 22-27

most progress

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:26 PM

But I suspect it's due to the army service, three years of lifting artillery shells, each weight 30+ kg.

Hans1984

yeah that does the trick

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

:)

Hans1984

I heard both genders have Military service in israel

but then then Military Situation is difficult over there

constant danger

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Those are the most common rockets/shells I used to lift:

It has same effect like a grenade, just.... much bigger scale.

Hans1984

wow

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:30 PM

No worry it's not like we fired them like crazy. 99% of the lifts were just for training. :D

However, during a one-month "operation", we did fire over 1000 for real, that was hard.

Hans1984

O_O

1000

our last war was ww2

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

Wait... more.

Hans1984

since then we had no thread around us

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

nah, we didn't aim to kill. Usually.

Hans1984

I heard the israelian army is one of the most advanced worldwide

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:35 PM

hmm... it was actually a war.

2006 Lebanon War

The 2006 Lebanon War, also called the 2006 Israel–Hezbollah War and known in Lebanon as the July War (Arabic: حرب تموز‎, Ḥarb Tammūz) and in Israel as the Second Lebanon War (Hebrew: מלחמת לבנון השנייה‎, Milhemet Levanon HaShniya), was a 34-day military conflict in Lebanon, Northern Israel and the Golan Heights. The principal parties were Hezbollah paramilitary forces and the Israel Defense Forces (IDF). The conflict started on 12 July 2006, and continued until a United Nations-brokered ceasefire went into effect in the morning on 14 August 2006, though it formally ended on 8 September 2006 when...

I was there, though in the back lines.

Hans1984

:O

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

It was after my army service, was part of the reserve forces called to help.

Hans1984

soldier shadow wizzard

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

Hans1984

well im no expert on this

but Gaza doesnt realy pose a thread

right

i mean its like horses fighting against tanks

literally spoken

but like i said im no expert and I dont want realy get into this

since its a hot topic

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:38 PM

@Hans1984 it wasn't in/about Gaza, it was in the north region,in Lebanon.

Hans1984

yes i know but i mean recently

gaza reminds me of North korea

xD

i mean NK is a joke if trumps want to he bombs them into oblivion

its so ridicioulus

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 actually it's not horses, but rather balloons. And it's really sad to say it's for real. They fire explosive balloons at us, and we can't really stop that. :/

Hans1984

oh

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

The balloons cause fires on our side, usually open fields.

Hans1984

I see

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:41 PM

But until it will kill people (e.g. such a balloon causing a fire in school, killing children) Israel hands are tied.

Hans1984

to me its like they are poking the bear

but one day it will end bad for them

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@Hans1984 that's true, during my service females were not yet allowed to serve in "combat" positions but it changed during the years and now they can.

Hans1984

it's good if every adult knows how to fight

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

heh, it's not like we were trained in the martial arts or even close combat skills... but yeah, it did give me skills I won't have otherwise.

Hans1984

hardest part is probably to kill someone

but it probably gets easier after the first one...

Idk

but then killing is never good

and should be avoided at all cost

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:47 PM

@Hans1984 Me neither, we don't know the result of what we fire.

Hans1984

what you think about the current Situation with the USA and iran

and the oil tankers ?

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

After that war at 2006 the high officers said the whole unit killed few dozen terrorists, but couldn't tell which team killed how many.

Hans1984

Oh, ok

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

So... it make things easier, in a way.

Hans1984

Ist easier to kill ppl "anonymously"

so to speak

dropping bombs firing grenades if you dont have to look in their eyes

I guess

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

12:52 PM

Ordinary grenade is different, it's close range and something you throw with bare hands. IMO same as shooting. Firing a long range rocket is different, and we trust the officers that we'll never aim at civilians.

Hans1984

I see

well im realy not familiar

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

All good. :P

Now back to....

!!poo @EKons bed

KennyBOT

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

That would be hard to clean.

Hans1984

leaving now

bye o/

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

1:03 PM

cya!

Wish you cooler days! :D @Hans

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

1:35 PM

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

lol

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

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Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

1:36 PM

Enough pizza?

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

2:15 PM

in Tavern on the Meta, 11 mins ago, by Rob

Seen them pee on their socks too, but that's OT.

@EKons was that you?! ^

:D

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

2:31 PM

oh hey @Tamir

too bad @תמיר doesn't ping.... :D

If it's about your question being closed as dupe, do you not agree with the closure?

EKons

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard bah it's a rob(ber)

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

2:47 PM

pee robber!

Tamir Abutbul

Oh hey there - didn`t see the msg. Totally agree with the closure. I was just not aware of the dup question.
SO thank you for closing it - I got my solution faster.

@ShadowTheCurlyBracedWizard that was for you

Shadow The Curly Braced Wizard

@TamirAbutbul cheers :)

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2:55 PM

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