Wizards Den

berserk

3:43 AM

@ShadowWizard lol

Fawad

4:30 AM

@bjb568 hehe,now you are ping able … evil laugh

Rahul2001

5:41 AM

@ShadowWizard BULLS! EVERYWHERE!

@ShadowWizard In school :(

Fawad

@ShadowWizard here

Shadow Wizard

7:03 AM

@Rahul2001 meeting girlfriend at school? Well, there are surely some isolated place there.... ;)

@Fawad lol!

@Moosebot wake @Faw

:(

Fawad

7:24 AM

@ShadowWizard hi there,iam wake,don't ask @Moosebot to make my bed a bull fighting are.

Shadow Wizard

@Fawad you have a big bed?

Fawad

@ShadowWizard not bed,it's a mattress of two cots attached ;)

of I mean on

Rahul2001

@ShadowWizard Had a pretty intense make out session right now :P

Shadow Wizard

7:40 AM

@Rahul2001 in class? :D

@Fawad huh, sounds cozy!

Rahul2001

8:11 AM

@ShadowWizard Yep, in a deserted classroom :D We technically have holidays going on right now, I went to school to set my renderfarm up, she came for a chemistry competition.

Shadow Wizard

8:25 AM

@Rahul2001 nice.... hope you enjoyed! :D

Rahul2001

@ShadowWizard Of course I did :P

Shadow Wizard

@Rahul2001 lol, hope not "too much" fun..... #ifYouKnowWhatIMean ;)

Rahul2001

@ShadowWizard There's a limit to what you can do in school, y'know :P

Shadow Wizard

:D

Shadow Wizard

9:02 AM

@Faw you have a girlfriend? Had?

Fawad

9:20 AM

@ShadowWizard no :)

Shadow Wizard

10:34 AM

Hey @Mes and welcome to the Den! What brings you here? :)

always good to see new face... or new eye in your case... ;)

Fawad

Welcome to den @Mesentery will you like to have coffee or tea?

!!coffe

@Moosebot coffee

!!Coffee

Huh,fail attempt to impress someone

Shadow Wizard

10:57 AM

Only one bot left, the immortal @FOX... /cc @Faw

>>cat I am immortal!

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard I am immortal!

Shadow Wizard

See?

>>coffee

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: exec?

Shadow Wizard

>>no I did not

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command suggestion cleared.

Shadow Wizard

11:10 AM

@Fawad yeah, @Mes left and not pingable now anymore. :(

But @Rah is still pingable! :P

Shadow Wizard

11:25 AM

Hello Mr. @M.A.R.!

M.A.R.

Jello

Shadow Wizard

How yellow are you today? @M.A.R.

M.A.R.

Pretty yello'

Shadow Wizard

Such yellow? ^

Just don't yell due to over yellowness @M.A.R.

There are people sleeping here

And cats

And... a dragon

but really, what caused the change? You into drugs these days? ;-)

(or just watched Breaking Bad? ;))

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard Nah, normal random avatar change

But I thought if I choose a chemical, it will be almost invisible again

So I chose something with more . . . pee

So I stand out

Shadow Wizard

11:32 AM

lol oh yeah you stand out now

Loud and yellow

But if your pee is in such color every time, you really should drink more. :D

(Even my kids already know "if my pee is yellow, I should drink more.") :P

Here you go, more healthy ^

@M.A.R. and why Gravatar?? There's 99% chance it will break at any point, showing identicon instead of the pic you uploaded.

(or just broken image.)

Still at school? @Rahul

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard Well, it does that less often than you make it seem like, and I already have an account, so too lazy to change stuff

Rahul2001

@ShadowWizard ;P

I'm going in to get my teeth extracted right now, I'll talk to you guys later

@ShadowWizard ;P

Shadow Wizard

BTW interesting fact of the day: I started programming for real in the year @Rahul was born. :D

Rahul2001

Ah, lol

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R. less often? I wish.... even Jeff avatar was broken for months, though it seems fine now.

And @Yve's avatar is probably still borked in chat.

M.A.R.

11:40 AM

Huh, adding Rahul to the list of people younger than me

Shadow Wizard

@Rahul2001 whoa... why??

@M.A.R. who else on the list? ;)

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard BJB, Unikitty, occasionally ber, and I forgot the rest

Also some people on ELL.

But no one on Chem

No one important at least

Shadow Wizard

lol

But @bjb is close to your age, right? He's 16 and you 17, no?

M.A.R.

I'm 18 since December, but I thought he's 15?

Shadow Wizard

and I meant physical age, not mental... if mental age then 99% of the people in SE are younger than you. :P (including me!)

@M.A.R. nice! So you're officially an adult? Or is it 21 like in USA?

M.A.R.

11:45 AM

Nah, election in three months and I can vote

Shadow Wizard

good... here it's also 18.

bjb568

mew

Shadow Wizard

And we can issue driver license at 17

M.A.R.

Mew

Shadow Wizard

meW

M.A.R.

11:45 AM

mEw

mEW

Mew

oh, no @Moosebot lol

@ShadowWizard Trolling us even when it's not here

Shadow Wizard

haha

train trolling

M.A.R.

11:47 AM

And hey, the good part about this is after seeing America's election, no way in hell our next president is gonna be worse than theirs

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R. wait.. elections in Iran?? You have more than one candidate?

M.A.R.

Ours is usually apathetic, which is a level better than destructive

Shadow Wizard

Still, at least they get to choose. :)

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard Raises eyebrows There's an illusion of democracy everywhere

bjb568

@ShadowWizard Well, sort of.

Shadow Wizard

11:48 AM

Trump just use the fact there are more dumb people than smart people.

M.A.R.

Meh, I know all the bullshit spits about freedom of speech here, but the only annoying part of the censorship is internet censorship

It's not much worse than America, for example

bjb568

@ShadowWizard He still didn't win popular vote.

Shadow Wizard

@bjb568 huh? What does it mean?

M.A.R.

So much that you create an illusion of what you have, and your inability to be a jerk, to mean lack of freedom and what you should fight for

bjb568

@ShadowWizard More people voted for Hillary, but only states, not people decide who is president.

M.A.R.

11:50 AM

@ShadowWizard America's elections are trying to be simple, by making it complicated

Hillary won more votes, but the spread was in a way that made Trump win

Shadow Wizard

@bjb568 hmm... weird. Still, fact is that it was enough for him to become President.

M.A.R.

It's like some states votes 98 percent for Hillary, but states voting more for Trump voted like 51 percent for him.

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R. sounds like their Healthcare system, tried to read about it a while ago, head was spinning so hard I stopped. lol

bjb568

I think if you game the system, you only need like 38% of the popular vote to have a majority.

M.A.R.

And that 51 percent nullifies the other 49 percent.

What a ridiculous system

bjb568

11:51 AM

@ShadowWizard There's no health care, just wealth care.

Shadow Wizard

lol

M.A.R.

Woah there, politics is too much pressure for little kittens

Shadow Wizard

Americans love to make simple things complicated. That's a fact.

The reason in unclear though.

To make it easier for smart people to game the system and be rich? (or powerful)

bjb568

That's beaurocracy for ya.

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard Nah, stuff just turns out like that

Inefficiency is always grounds for conspiracy

bjb568

11:54 AM

With money in politics, it's more like rich people gaming the system to be richer.

M.A.R.

And I really like to think that way, but it helps nothing

bjb568

Not much smarts required.

@M.A.R. What we need is an uprising of the proletariat.

M.A.R.

Oh boy, there we go again

Shadow Wizard

In Israel we have an official broadcasting company owned by the government, which became a huge mess. It cost tons of money, and only <1% people watch it. After years of trying to improve it, the government decided to just shut it down, and create a new company instead.

That's a good thing IMO

(though now our prime minister is trying to turn the wheel back and abort the plan, due to personal agenda.)

Welcome back (?) @Mes! ;)

bjb568

Israel still seems better run than the US.

Shadow Wizard

11:59 AM

@bjb568 only because it's smaller

Much easier to manage less people.

M.A.R.

@bjb568 No, I see nothing wrong with how Trump is running America. :P

bjb568

:P

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard I like to peep in all chat rooms and see what's going on. Iam a new user in SE. So learns always something new.

M.A.R.

@Mesentery You learn even more by chatting instead of stalking

Shadow Wizard

@Mesentery haha, here you might learn interesting things..... :P

(but not related to SE... ;))

Mesentery

12:02 PM

@M.A.R. Are u working for SE like a policemen without a uniform. U are in all chat rooms.

Shadow Wizard

plot twist: @M.A.R. is the super boss of SE

M.A.R.

@Mesentery Well, I regular many places you're coincidentally curious about, but I'm not SE policeman. I wish I were

@ShadowWizard You're fired

Can I extinguish you?

Shadow Wizard

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So @Mes are you older or younger than Mr. @M.A.R.? ;)

(if you stalk properly you should know his age :))

Rahul2001

@ShadowWizard For braces. It didn't hurt at all, but I'm not allowed to speak or eat for a couple of hours.

M.A.R.

Then how are you chatting?

Shadow Wizard

12:05 PM

@Rahul2001 oh my. I never had braces. :)

user310756

hey I can't get into my fb account I've had to create a new one

M.A.R.

I imagine people chatting as talking

user310756

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Shadow Wizard

Welcome back @Yve say hello to our new members! @Rah, @Mes, and @Faw! :P

user310756

hi all!!

Shadow Wizard

12:06 PM

@Yve is still the only female around.... :(

user310756

I'm hysterically busy, just need you to accept my fb req, add me back to fb den and send me friendship requests for @berserk @DroidDev etc :)

user310756

@ShadowWizard hey sad face? lol

user310756

I g2g

Shadow Wizard

@YvetteColomb huh? How did you lose access to the Den? You created it... :/

M.A.R.

@YvetteColomb \o

Shadow Wizard

12:08 PM

Well, I'm on FB only during the night. Will take a look then @Yve. :)

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard During the night? When do you sleep then?

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard For that I should know @M.A.R.'s age.

M.A.R.

18

Shadow Wizard

@Mesentery hehe, so you don't really stalk

27 mins ago, by M.A.R.

I'm 18 since December, but I thought he's 15?

Mesentery

:D

Shadow Wizard

12:11 PM

@M.A.R. during the late night

Shadow's Schedule:

8P M - 9 PM: kid showers
9 PM - 10 PM: supper+TV
10 PM - 12 AM: house chores. Also standby for baby.
12 AM - 2 AM: private time, e.g. Facebook, Play Station. Also standby for baby.

:D

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard Then how many hours do u sleep?

Shadow Wizard

@Mesentery maximum 5, usually less

How many hours you sleep every night? @Mes @Rah @Faw

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard That means ur actually a WIZARD ;)

Shadow Wizard

@Mesentery yup. Level 2 spell: Coffee.

Mesentery

From 7-12 PM mostly

Shadow Wizard

12:26 PM

@Mesentery Huh? Why? What you doing all night?

Or do you mean 12 to 7 AM?

Mesentery

At night my brain works with full energy, so good for studying. @ShadowWizard

Shadow Wizard

ROFL @ber see what I found!

@Mesentery hmm.... good for you then! ;)

What you study? @Mes

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard Iam studying for medical.

Fawad

@ShadowWizard 6-10

Shadow Wizard

@Mesentery I see. Well done! So sounds like you're after highschool, before college... age 19?

Or during college? 20?

@Fawad not bad!

@FOX how many hours you sleep every night?

@Moosebot how many hours you sleep every night?

Fawad

12:35 PM

@FOX9000 and @Moosebot are slaves :( they don't sleep and they will not going say you @ShadowWizard

Shadow Wizard

:(

@Joe knows how it's like to be a slave. Right, @Joe? :D

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard 18 in September.

Fawad

@Sha that women beside you is your gf or wife?

Shadow Wizard

@Mesentery so you're still in highschool?

@Fawad umm.... heh.... take a look in the full pic: (not resized)

If she'll be my gf/wife I'll be in jail. :D

bjb568

Daughter?

Shadow Wizard

12:45 PM

Right!

Fawad

Hehe,lol

Sorry

Shadow Wizard

hehe, I do admit in the pic she looks big.

bjb568

They grow.

Shadow Wizard

Yuh, tru dat

@Fawad all good :)

But yeah, got a wife, in two days it will be exactly 8 years since wedding. :)

30.03.09

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard Yay

user310756

12:47 PM

it's a diff account @sha

Shadow Wizard

@YvetteColomb ?

Why... ?

Sock on Facebook?

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard @ShadowWizard Yup

Shadow Wizard

@Mesentery hmm?

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard @ShadowWizard Yup

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R. hmm?

Mesentery

12:58 PM

@M.A.R. I was not knowing that if I link it the name comes without writing. :)

M.A.R.

@Mesentery Told you you should chat instead of stalk

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard :D

@M.A.R. :D

Sorry @ShadowWizard linked the wrong one.

@M.A.R. Are u living now in Iran? Are there not any attacks:)

M.A.R.

I assure you I'm safer than you are.

Fawad

@M.A.R. nice!

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R. how can you know that?

Maybe @Mes is living inside a vault?

@Mesentery so what is the correct one? ;)

M.A.R.

1:04 PM

@ShadowWizard I don't need to know that to say it. I used to power of exaggeration to quickly debunk the misconceptions about safety in Iran without having to answer further questions

Mesentery

@Fawad Where do u live in India?

M.A.R.

But yeah, Tabriz is a really safe city

Fawad

@Mesentery yes

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R. safer than London?

M.A.R.

Almost no beggars (this is not an exaggeration), little robbery for a city this size, etc.

Shadow Wizard

1:05 PM

@Fawad wrong answer for "where"

M.A.R.

The food is delicious

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard U must have got the answer.

Shadow Wizard

Unless there is a city called "yes"? @Faw :P

Fawad

@Mesentery in Telangana, Hyderabad

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard yescity.biz

Fawad

1:07 PM

@ShadowWizard I thought he ask…where do you live?In India? Thanks for correcting (^ム^)

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R. so can I come for a visit? ;)

@Fawad lol, my pleasure :D

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard Sure, if the customs etc. don't bother, you're welcome to visit

Shadow Wizard

@Mesentery 42.

(which is also the amount of petals on @rene)

M.A.R.

But they will

Just like yours will bother me if I come for a visit

And I haven't visited London to see which city is safer

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard Not understood 42??

M.A.R.

1:13 PM

BTW, @Mes where're you from?

@Sha this a valid edit? meta.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/49877

Mesentery

@ShadowWizard Mumbai, India.

Fawad

@Mesentery are you preparing for aiims?

Rahul2001

@ShadowWizard depends. If I'm up programming or talking to my girlfriend all night then sometimes I get as less as two. Usually anywhere from 4 to 6

Mesentery

@Fawad NEET , but will write AIIMS also.

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R. nope, think that user trolled MSO with this "clone" as well.

Cheers for rejecting it. :)

@Rahul2001 whoa, that's not much

Only talk? You don't get to stay nights with her?

@Mesentery too bad... that's the only real answer to everything. ;)

Rahul2001

1:31 PM

@ShadowWizard Bleh, this is India.

Mesentery

So many people from India.

Rahul2001

Well, very conservative parents.

JoErNanO

2:51 PM

@ShadowWizard Ya man.

2

It sucks.

M.A.R.

@ShadowWizard Ya man.

2

Jason C

@ShadowWizard Ya man.

2

bjb568

@ShadowWizard Ya man.

2

JoErNanO

Oh wait is @ShadowWizard offline?

Is it time to pingattack @ShadowWizard

Huh? @ShadowWizard

Haven't we all waited so long for this @ShadowWizard?

I know I have @ShadowWizard

@ShadowWizard Is away

@ShadowWizard Is no more

status-@ShadowWizard-is-no-more

@ShadowWizard 13 pings

@ShadowWizard 14 pings

Where is @clem when I need him? @ShadowWizard

He had a script for this stuff @ShadowWizard

What did you do to clem @ShadowWizard

berserk

@ShadowWizard lol

JoErNanO

3:08 PM

@ShadowWizard lol

@ShadowWizard loo

@ShadowWizard ool

@ShadowWizard llo

@ShadowWizard oll

@ShadowWizard Permutations with a twist

Fawad

@ShadowWizard ping 1.

@ShadowWizard ping 2.

@ShadowWizard ping 3.

@ShadowWizard ping 4.

@ShadowWizard ping 5.

@ShadowWizard ping 6.

@ShadowWizard ping 7.

@ShadowWizard ping 8.

@ShadowWizard ping 9.

JoErNanO

Oh yes I love this @ShadowWizard

Ping it up for @ShadowWizard

Fawad

@ShadowWizard ping 10.

@ShadowWizard ping 11.

JoErNanO

Put your pings up in the air for @ShadowWizard

Fawad

@ShadowWizard ping 12

JoErNanO

3:13 PM

Everyone in the moshpit for @ShadowWizard

Fawad

@ShadowWizard ping 13

@ShadowWizard ping 14.

@ShadowWizard ping 15.

JoErNanO

@Fawad You are my new best Den friend, hear that @ShadowWizard ?

Fawad

@ShadowWizard ping 16

@ShadowWizard ping 17.

JoErNanO

You can't just leave the Den @ShadowWizard

You should know this @ShadowWizard

Fawad

@JoErNanO good to hear /cc @ShadowWizard

@ShadowWizard ping 18.

@ShadowWizard ping 19.

@ShadowWizard ping 20

@JoErNanO yes /cc @ShadowWizard

@ShadowWizard ping 21

@ShadowWizard ping 22

@ShadowWizard ping 23

@ShadowWizard ping 24

Huh,I wait for 10 sec? /Cc @Shado

Shadow of the Shadow

3:17 PM

beep My Master Is Busy beep

Fawad

@ShadowWizard ping 25 :D

Shadow of the Shadow

@ShadowWizard ping 26 :D

Fawad

@ShadowoftheShadow talk to my hand✋ /cc @ShadowWizard

@ShadowWizard ping 27

@ShadowWizard ping 28

@ShadowWizard ping 29

@ShadowWizard ping 30

Quote of the year: "Boobs are the proof that men can focus on two things at once." This is too much @ShadowWizard @ShadowoftheShadow

berserk

you will get used to it, this is nothing...

bjb568

It's a true statement, that's what it is.

Say, tho, some people have three boobs.

Rahul2001

3:24 PM

hm

bjb568

Or, shall I say, three booobs.

2

berserk

lol

user280395

3:40 PM

Moosebot has been activated.

JoErNanO

@ShadowoftheShadow booobs

@ShadowoftheShadow booobot has been activated

I think the den needs a booobot @ShadowoftheShadow

Forget @Moosebot

user280395

_Shutting down for scheduled maintenance...*

Jason C

What about Mooseboob?

JoErNanO

@JasonC Those are kinky.

And a little zoophilic.

Jason C

Are they one of those animals that has like 900 boobs

JoErNanO

3:41 PM

@berserk is one of those animals that has like 900 boobs

Jason C

Lol

berserk

._.

Jason C

I feel like "mooseboob" is something I'd find on urban dictionary

berserk

lol

Jason C

"Yo that girl I took home from that party? We were about to hook up and she totally had mooseboob!" "Ewwwwww sick!" "Dude I know! It was so awkward!"

Fawad

3:43 PM

How about @moomboob?

JoErNanO

Maybe moonboob

From outer space innit @ShadowoftheShadow

WTF

@ShadowWizard who the hell is @ShadowoftheShadow now?

He's ruining my pingattacks @ShadowWizard

Makes me tab twice @ShadowWizard

user280395

Moosebot has been activated.