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@ShadowWizard SPOCK: Deep Space Station K7 now within sensor range, Captain.
@ShadowWizard KIRK: Good. Mister Chekov, this flight is supposed to provide both experience and knowledge. How close will we come to the Klingon outpost if we continue on our present course?
@ShadowWizard CHEKOV: One parsec, sir. Close enough to smell them.
@ShadowWizard SPOCK: That is illogical, Ensign. Odours cannot travel through the vacuum of space.
Excellent. You will now be automatically pinged with the entire transcript of Trouble With Troubles every 10 seconds for the next 1 and a half hours.
@ShadowWizard CHEKOV: I was making a little joke, sir.
Have fun!
@ShadowWizard SPOCK: Extremely little, Ensign.
@ShadowWizard KIRK: Mister Spock, immediate past history of the quadrant?
@ShadowWizard SPOCK: Under dispute between the two parties since initial contact. The battle of Donatu Five was fought near here twenty three solar years ago. Inconclusive.
@ShadowWizard KIRK: Analysis of disputed area?
@ShadowWizard SPOCK: Undeveloped. Sherman's Planet is claimed by both sides, our Federation and the Klingon Empire. We do have the better claim.
@ShadowWizard CHEKOV: The area was first mapped by the famous Russian astronomer Ivan Borkoff almost two hundred
Actually let's do 45 seconds, that's way more obnoxious.
@ShadowWizard UHURA [OC]: This is a Red Alert. Man your battle stations. All hands.
Holy crap. I'm not sure I could take a shower in 7 minutes.
I guess water -> quick scrub -> rinse, and everybody's got short hair.
@ShadowWizard Captain's Log, stardate 4523.3. Deep Space Station K7 has issued a priority one call. More than an emergency, it signals near or total disaster. We can only assume the Klingons have attacked the station. We're going in armed for battle.
Talking about farts and army, the most horrible thing that can happen is farting inside a tank while it's on the move and you can't open any window there. :D
In all the wars that have ever happened there has to be at least one death indirectly caused by a fart. There has to be.
@ShadowWizard KIRK: You'll try to explain. You'd better be prepared to do more than that. Kirk out. Mister Spock, I'll need your help. Mister Chekov, maintain battle readiness. Lieutenant Uhura, see that the transporter room is standing by.
@ShadowWizard LURRY: Captain Kirk, this is Nilz Baris. He's out from Earth to take charge of the development project on Sherman's Planet.
@ShadowWizard KIRK: And that gives you the authority to put an entire quadrant on defence alert?
@ShadowWizard DARVIN: Mister Baris is the Federation Undersecretary in Charge of Agricultural Affairs in this quadrant.
@ShadowWizard SPOCK; That gives him the authority.
> The ancient fear of farting is justified when we consider the surprising number of the stories—that is, more than none—about wars provoked by farts. According to the Greek historian Herodotus, a fart set off a chain of events that led to a revolt against King Apries of Egypt.
> The repercussions were even worse in first-century Jerusalem: The historian Josephus tells us that an irreverent Roman soldier lowered his pants, bent over, and “spoke such words as you might expect upon such a posture.” The incident took place shortly before the Passover and caused a riot that led to the deaths of 10,000 people.
@ShadowWizard DARVIN: The storage compartments containing the quadrotriticale.
@ShadowWizard KIRK: What? What? What's quadrotriticale? (Lurry hands him a small packet) Wheat. So what?
@ShadowWizard BARIS: Quadrotriticale is not wheat, Captain. Of course, I wouldn't expect you or Mister Spock to know about such things, but quadrotriticale is a rather
@ShadowWizard SPOCK: Quadrotriticale is a high-yield grain, a four-lobed hybrid of wheat and rye. A perennial, also, I believe. Its root grain, triticale, can trace its ancestry all the way back to twentieth century Canada
@ShadowWizard KIRK: Mister Spock, you've made your point.
@ShadowWizard LURRY: Quadrotriticale is the only earth grain that grows on Sherman's Planet. We have several tons of it here on the station. It's very important that grain gets to Sherman's Planet safely. Mister Baris thinks that Klingon agents may try to sabotage it.
