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1:04 AM
@ShadowWizard you don't have a pornographic photographic memory?
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW yeah I agree with @sha dont ever tease @cle otherwise you are force to ride his car.
 
user310756
1:27 AM
Hi all!
 
2:03 AM
hi
 
user310756
2:29 AM
:D
 
7:07 AM
@Unikittyeatsacat and crashed?
@neferpitou lol, so unrelated that it's funny..... :D
@neferpitou but what @MsYvette might not know, is that you are Willying to ride it on your own free will..... :P
(@nef think you meant selective memory - not photographic ;))
 
7:26 AM
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW done with the bot already? ;)
 
8:04 AM
@ShadowWizard some guy knew what was up, just finished it :D
@neferpitou you ALL chose freely
 
@ClemensHimmer awesome! So you gave him fat 25 points prize? ;)
@ClemensHimmer I choose not to ride your car. Though it might be interesting to watch @nef doing it. :-D
 
@ShadowWizard yeah sure, why not? he helped me he deserves some rep :D
 
This reminds me.... here is a coffee for @nef
@ClemensHimmer sure, and he just got 10 more... who knows maybe I'll use this myself at some point. :)
 
@ShadowWizard this was not meant as in "you ALL rode it", rather "ALL those who chose to ride it, did it by free will" .. but yeah okay i'm so hypontically sexy it's almost obligatory to ride it...
@ShadowWizard he'll prolly be happy about dem 35 sick points
 
user310756
8:14 AM
you mean @Ada?
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW yeah, the bot you mentioned yesterday before leaving. :)
 
user310756
yeh I have to get back to her
 
user310756
I am trying to finish a uni project so I have some free time
 
user310756
bit frantic
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW oh, what course?
 
8:16 AM
oi anyone familiar with biology?
 
12 years passed since I was in university... looks like eternity....
 
user310756
like amoebas or the birds and the bees?
 
@ClemensHimmer there's a whole SE site for that... :)
 
user310756
@ShadowWizard masters in mobile app dev
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW oh, cool.... android or iOS? Or both?
 
user310756
8:18 AM
hahahaha well that's the funny thing. mainly c#
 
user310756
bet you didn't expect that
 
user310756
it reads like it's been sponsored by MS
 
user310756
there is one unit on android (they don't teach you anything ) and one on iOS ,.. not sure if they teach us anything
 
user310756
anyway I gotta get back it ... I'll pop back in
 
user310756
\o
 
8:20 AM
@ShadowWizard yeah, wanna ask what are biologally legal sex, since some BS like omg i'm a fucking broom-loving dragon or so.. well that's some made up gender, guess i'll just take it there
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW so, developing apps only for mobile devices with Windows? Nice, but... small market share. :/
 
@Ms i don't relly get how you can get a master in that??? like whaaaaaaat, you can use one giant framework and you get a master for that? :|
 
@ClemensHimmer umm... what? You mean if there are other genders besides male and female? (and both /cc @nef ;))
 
user310756
I have to study twelve post grad level units
 
user310756
8:22 AM
View my education men stackoverflow.com/cv/yvette it is best explained there...
 
@ShadowWizard well i guess some transgender variatons are biologically legal, XXY and stuff
> tech you dislike: wordpress
 
user310756
hey hermaphrodites !!
 
user310756
@ClemensHimmer puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW sympathizes
 
user310756
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf
 
user310756
8:25 AM
:D
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
oh boy you are confusing the bot
 
user310756
@ClemensHimmer :( I loved that bot
 
user310756
@FOX9000 commands
 
user310756
@FOX9000 alive
 
>> alive
 
8:26 AM
@ClemensHimmer Yes, I'm alive.
 
user310756
playing hard to get
 
@ClemensHimmer well, it might fit Biology.SE give it a shot... ;)
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW impressive! But why did you put Stack Overflow under "Articles & Blogs"?
 
user310756
@ClemensHimmer mention legal on any se site other than legal se.. and you're likely to be closed as off topic
 
@FOX9000 clear
 
8:28 AM
@ShadowWizard throat
 
user310756
@ShadowWizard because I couldn' stand it saying my cv was not 100% complete!
 
user310756
@FOX9000 up yours you ignoring bot
 
user310756
elitist bot hey
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW up his what? He doesn't have what that term is about.... :D
 
8:29 AM
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW legal as in valid, not juridical
 
@FOX9000 choke
 
No associated word found for chole.
 
user310756
@ClemensHimmer ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
No associated word found for ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
 
>>retry
 
8:30 AM
No associated word found for ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
 
>>reply 4663104
 
@ShadowWizard maw
 
user310756
@FOX9000 first you ignore me and now you correct me.. well them is fighting words botto I can tell ya
 
8:31 AM
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW you plan to play WAG? If not, I can game ban you, so that you won't trigger the bot every time. (and break the chain... :))
@FOX9000 lap
 
@ShadowWizard perched
 
user310756
@ShadowWizard WAG???? chains?? what type of room is this???
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW lol, WAG stands for Word Association Game
 
user310756
ahhhhhhhhh
 
Someone post a word, then someone else post a reply with associated word
 
user310756
8:32 AM
hm note to self needs more repetition to trigger ignoring bot
 
The bot always listen for single word replies.
 
user310756
ahhhhhhh
 
user310756
ok
 
user310756
yes yes I want to play!!
 
user310756
but the bot hasn't been introduced to me
 
8:33 AM
Any message with more than one word, or non-letter characters like dot will cause the bot not to trigger.
 
user310756
ah
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW yup.
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW true!
see? ^ ^^
 
user310756
yes I see... lots of punctuation...
 
omg you are polluting :(
 
@FOX9000 porched
 
8:33 AM
No associated word found for porched.
 
user310756
@ClemensHimmer I'm polluting?
 
no, me.
;)
 
user310756
@ShadowWizard how????
 
user310756
I don't understand this room culture yet
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW by posting lots of messages! :-D
 
user310756
8:34 AM
@FOX9000 true
 
user310756
ok so bot needs registered users yes?
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW you have a word for "porched"?
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW no, bot listens only for direct replies, not for pings.
 
user310756
oh need to google, what the dickens does porched mean
 
user310756
ok hang on
 
>>define porched
 
8:35 AM
@ShadowWizard No entries found for that word.
 
oh boy i need to get my bot up so i can do some useless commands for myself :)
 
user310756
@ClemensHimmer I'm think the same thing.. creating a bot for this room just to confuse you people
 
poking @MsYvette to find associated word for porched
 
user310756
8:36 AM
make her a sexy women and she comes in and drops her handkerchief and sniffs
 
user310756
to I reply to FOX?
 
user310756
where fox says no associated word for porched?
 
googles "node js chat bot stack exchange"
 
user310756
@ClemensHimmer LOLOL
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW no, you should reply to this message with your word.
 
8:37 AM
No associated word found for LOLOL.
 
8th result is ol' @FOX9000
 
user310756
@ShadowWizard sheltered
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW bough
 
user310756
@FOX9000 branch
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW eucalyptus
 
user310756
8:38 AM
@FOX9000 koala
 
Congrats!! @MsYvette is our newest WAG player! :D
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW bear
 
user310756
@FOX9000 panda
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW regiment
 
user310756
@ShadowWizard shhhhhhh talking to the bot!
 
user310756
8:38 AM
@FOX9000 army
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW corps
 
user310756
@FOX9000 unit
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW scalar
 
user310756
@FOX9000 math
 
user310756
oops
 
user310756
8:39 AM
did I lose!!!!!!!
 
nope, "#" is non English letter so bot ignores it
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW Java
 
@ShadowWizard sugar
 
user310756
is it too late to edit
 
In those cases, a human player can keep the game going
 
user310756
@FOX9000 mathematics
 
8:39 AM
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW logic
 
user310756
YeS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
user310756
@FOX9000 irrational
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW intellectual
 
user310756
@FOX9000 silly
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW tale
 
user310756
8:40 AM
@FOX9000 poem
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW parody
 
user310756
@FOX9000 caricature
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW reality
 
user310756
@FOX9000 fantasy
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW involve
 
user310756
8:42 AM
@FOX9000 no thanks
 
user310756
LOLOL
 
user310756
ok I gotta work on my explosions, bbl
 
lol, cya!
@FOX9000 evolve
 
@ShadowWizard electro
 
@FOX9000 flash
 
8:44 AM
@ShadowWizard meteor
 
@ShadowWizard grandpa
 
@FOX9000 daddy
 
@ShadowWizard tomato
 
rofl... still funny....
@FOX9000 ketchup
 
8:45 AM
@ShadowWizard stock
 
@FOX9000 market
 
@ShadowWizard zanzibar
 
@ShadowWizard refreshment
 
@FOX9000 mint
 
8:47 AM
@ShadowWizard flavor
 
@FOX9000 taste
 
@ShadowWizard boiled
 
4
Q: What does "stop whacking off" mean?

user31113Today my boss came by my desk and told to me "stop whacking off, when will phase 2 of the project be completed?" What does "stop whacking off" mean? I did not know how to respond. What is an appropriate response?

@IͶΔ what's going on with your site? ^
:D
 
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh @Sha
up for a challenge? :P
like teaching clem how the f to do stuff ._.
 
@ClemensHimmer depends what.... ask away! :D
 
8:59 AM
I'm scanning a directory and returning a filetree, the problem is i'm throwing errors like a madman because i hackishly send my results, any idea on how to fix the timetout thing, it bascially never gets cancelled, or how to actually check which item is the last one so i can send that?
var scanPath = function(path,parent,oldTimeout){
        fs.readdir(path,function(err, data){
            if (err){
                console.log(err);
            }
            else {
                var currentRootDir = 0;
                data.forEach(function(item){
                    // Probably little hacky, delay sending headers after 50ms
                    var newTimeout = setTimeout(function(){
                        var fullTree = [{
                            type: "directory",
                            text: "root",
returns this, which is correct.. but well, i am killing my logger lol
[
  {
    "type": "directory",
    "text": "root",
    "nodes": [
      {
        "type": "directory",
        "text": "emptyfolder",
        "nodes": []
      },
      {
        "type": "directory",
        "text": "html",
        "nodes": [
          {
            "type": "file",
            "text": "dummy.html",
            "ending": "html"
          },
          {
            "type": "file",
            "text": "something.html",
            "ending": "html"
          }
        ]
      },
      {
 
hmm.... will take a look. :)
 
@ShadowWizard yay thanks :D
@Sil is your name Azhar?
 
@ClemensHimmer hmm... not sure I get what's going on. You mean console.log(err); is called a lot? With what error?
@ClemensHimmer @Sil isn't pingable, he won't see your message... though you can reply directly to one of his past messages here and he will get a notification. ;)
 
@ShadowWizard the res.json(fullTree); is called every time, but should be cancelled at clearTimeout(oldTimeout);, because of that i get loads of these errors: uncaughtException: Can't set headers after they are sent.
 
@SilentKiller @Sil @Sil @Clem want to ask you something :P
@ClemensHimmer hmm... never sent JSON like that, or used res in such a way... weird.
You need to build the tree first, and only when it's ready, send it. No?
Just pass the tree back to the function in the recursive call.
 
9:11 AM
@ShadowWizard exactly, but i'm puzzled on how to detect when it is done, so i just hacked this :|
 
hmm...
What is "tree" variable @Clem? Don't see it anywhere in the code
 
sorry, didn't get all the relevent code.. tree gets defined just above: var tree = [];. It's used to call scanPath initially: scanPath(absoluteFilePath,tree,null);
 
I fear the only option (for me) is to re-design it somehow, can't see any obvious reason why it's behaving this way, or how to change it easily. Will take a look after lunch. :)
 
Okay cool, thanks :) It's working rn anyways, i just pollute my logs :D
 
9:39 AM
@Clem bad news... a client just called, there's a new bug... have to go fix it. But no worry, your challenge intrigues me, I'll get back to it after that. (and lunch of course, which is soon ;))
 
@ShadowWizard np at all :)
 
@ShadowWizard can you solve also my bug?
like having 2 gender in 1 scope.
 
@neferpitou wat?
 
@neferpitou trivial!
gender.mix([Gender.Male, Gender.Female]);
If all bugs were so easy to fix....
 
@ShadowWizard .mix?????
 
9:43 AM
So whats the bug?
 
@neferpitou dunno, you failed to post your existing code. But my code will 100% work. Bug-free.
 
@ShadowWizard Somebody flagged it as low quality :3
 
???????????????
??????????????????
 
I am using the tag
???
 
9:46 AM
 
public static class gender
{
    public static void mix(genders)
    {
        //mixing genders here. Result is final and can't be undone.
    }
}
@Clem ^
 
public static class gender
{
    @Override
    public static void mix(genders)
    {
        //not final
    }
}
@sha ^
1 sec.
 
> unidentified keyword: @Override
 
This does not look like Java.....
 
Because it's not. :D
 
9:50 AM
lol
scammed*
kappa
 
@nef did you drink that coffee I gave you earlier?
 
@ShadowWizard it was tasty thanks
 
@nef damn that girl in your profile pic, i'd do her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
@ClemensHimmer even if she's not 100% girl? ;)
Bug debugged!
Now time to fix...
 
@ShadowWizard so its just an outofbound, well thats an easy 1.
 
9:58 AM
@ShadowWizard depends on percentage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
@ShadowWizard I'M INNOCENT
 
@sha @sha @sha 1 more flappuccino pls.
 
Since when is @Sha a waiter/waitress?
 
@sha is the mod in Maid Cafe
 
Eh?
@Sha I'll go with espresso.
 
user310756
10:25 AM
I'm too scared to comment.. with all the politics on meta
 
@neferpitou how is that not flagged? damn @nef you savage
 
user310756
don't flag it.. too much flagging
 
:)
I am only particular on the hair
 
do i want to?
 
its upto you :)
 
user310756
10:28 AM
@ClemensHimmer not going to exert pressure in any direction... too many posts and quotes ending up on meta... afraid, shaking afraid.
 
@ClemensHimmer Yas.
status-popcorn
 
So weird.... I got an impossible exception.
 
yay, give me some
 
@neferpitou YOU CHALLENGED ME
 
10:30 AM
@ClemensHimmer Im referring to the popcorn :)
 
There is no "Index out of bounds" exception!
nuking generic lists
 
@neferpitou welp, just enjoy your 30 min block i guess? i had two of those already because i came into the den ranting while completely drunk lol
 
@ClemensHimmer haha I enjoyed it once
 
@neferpitou you saw it?
 
which?
nope
 
user310756
10:31 AM
can I have some pocorn too please
 
I mean I was flagged before
ban for 30mins
 
user310756
and some popcorn also
 
lol
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW pocorn
 
Fixed by a dirty hack. Just check if list is empty, not just null. blech
 
10:32 AM
>> define pocorn
 
@ClemensHimmer No entries found for that word.
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
@FOX9000 well @Ms ...
 
user310756
@ClemensHimmer yeh it's popcorn for people on a diet
 
Now off to pee and eat lunch... :D
 
@neferpitou aah okay, thought you had the pleasure to witness drunk @Clem
 
10:33 AM
lol
can you share the link?
 
@neferpitou oh boy no idea.. got deleted anyways i think
 
lol
@clem that word is common in C++ room
@ms what can you say ^
 
10:55 AM
I hold ~22,7% of all "fuck"'s and ~28,1% of all "shit"'s said in the den!
 
@ClemensHimmer check "sex"... :D
All done. Checking pings backlog...
 
@ClemensHimmer do not use the right spelling lol
 
@neferpitou not when the list should not behave like that! :/
 
@ShadowWizard 3,305785123966942, bet @ber has like 80%
 
@ClemensHimmer 80% female, 20% male, but those 20% are BIG... #ifYouKnowWhatIMean
 
10:59 AM
@ShadowWizard there should a method isEmpty()
 

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