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11:26 AM
@DroidDev there?
 
@berserk kinda...sorta...
 
lol nvm, can't ask you in your state :P
enjoy
 
@Dro is high in the sky...
 
my penis is there too :P
 
@ShadowWizard umm....I am not that high actually cc @ber
 
11:33 AM
@berserk lol you wish it was so long! :D
 
@ShadowWizard well, I meant it is high too lol
 
new Dick("Anon").increase(1.12f);
 
wondering what high penis means
 
humne company ka ek agreement sign kiya hai, jiski mere pas scanned copy hai
agar mujhe letter ni milta experience wala, toh yeh dikhake bhi chal skta hai na kaam? to count my experience
 
11:34 AM
@Clem you know, perhaps?
 
@berserk IDI NAHUI
 
humari company me chal jata hai, but not sure about others
 
@ShadowWizard hugh?
 
@ClemensHimmer kya bol rha hai be?
 
@ClemensHimmer what high penis means?
 
11:35 AM
@berserk oida holtsch mol d fressen du choban sus hau i da so oas is gsicht he
 
@ClemensHimmer lol, reminds me of my army service... lots of Russian mates, all of them using those words REALLY often. :D
 
@ShadowWizard yeeeeah :D cyka bliat!
@ShadowWizard uhm.. idk?
 
I know few words in Russian, all of them swear words. ;)
 
@ClemensHimmer Habla tu Ingles?
 
@berserk redsch mol dütsch du pissa sus gibts oane
 
11:37 AM
@neferpitou so you increase anonymous penis now? :D
How?
 
@ShadowWizard during runtime you can do that, by providing a float value
 
@ShadowWizard nef is strange :o
 
>>detectlang {{read 4658276}}
 
nef and his sexuality :o
 
@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] Detected language: de (German)
 
11:38 AM
cc @Sha
 
>>translate de en {{read 4658276}}
 
@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] redsch mol dütsch you pissa sus's electric guitar
 
@ShadowWizard du = you, that's corrected, rest is bullcrap lol
 
@neferpitou not working for me. Penis in same size. You have bugs!
 
11:38 AM
also, it's dialect ^^
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, tru dat
 
@ShadowWizard I think you forgot the semi colon?
 
@neferpitou let me check...
wow it works!
 
grats
 
dancing happily with increased penis
 
11:40 AM
You can also change the color
 
nah, I'm happy with my color(s).
 
@ClemensHimmer bhai kehna kya chahta hai?
 
@ShadowWizard they offer transparent
for some reason you can adjust the hue and saturation and apply some anti aliasing.
 
@neferpitou transparent penis? What is it good for?
Oh... to hide it then people will think you're female... cool!
 
Guess either @Dro forgot hindi, or he his high :P
 
11:42 AM
@berserk ok etz reichts, i vergewaltig glei dine muatr gea dia schreit nur no globsma
 
@ClemensHimmer aur suna, kaisa hai?
 
@Clem we finally know @nef secret - he got a transparent penis!! :D
 
@ShadowWizard LMAO.
 
Also can't tell when it's erect or not, really useful. :P
 
@ShadowWizard nobody will ever know the truth
@berserk bisch eig paniert pissa?
 
11:44 AM
@ShadowWizard Im using vector probably it can
 
Awesome!
 
@ClemensHimmer biscuits se zyada pizza tasty hota hai
 
@berserk ok i lupft da glei ga gurgl ussa
 
@ClemensHimmer kya? gussa aa rha hai?
 
@ber @Clem why you talk about biscuits and pizzas?!?!?! throwing food on @nef
 
11:46 AM
Hey! That's our food :P
 
@berserk हाँ
 
Give it back kitty @nef
@ClemensHimmer XD.
 
@ShadowWizard Lots of African children are hungry today, instead of throwing those foods why not give to them :/
 
@neferpitou they will not want the pizza I threw on you, let me find a pic of it... ;)
 
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo D:
oops ^ what did I form
 
11:50 AM
@nef ^
 
blech
 
@ShadowWizard fapparoni?
 
yup
Looks tasty, to be honest..... :D
 
@ShadowWizard pisser is a german insult :D
 
@neferpitou LMAO best name
 
:3
kappa
 
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I should link that more here.
 
@ShadowWizard where do you want to bite it first? at the balls or at the head?
 
@neferpitou XD
 
11:58 AM
@berserk haha
 
@FOX9000 What the
 
@FOX9000 sex
 
@berserk discrimination
 
@IͶΔ He seems happy.
 
@ClemensHimmer so if I piss a lot, it's an insult? ;)
@IͶΔ lol, that's indeed funny! :D
@neferpitou biting the head is risky, don't know what might come out, so balls. ;)
 
12:04 PM
@ShadowWizard But everything is produced there...
lol dat guy's comment
And his profile too
 
@berserk only the sperm, I think. The whole white stuff is produced in other places as far as I remember when I read about this whole thing long ago... maybe need to read again. :D
 
@ShadowWizard hmm.. what else? precum? :P
 
@berserk lol no, the semen - that's the white stuff we see. Sperm is just the swimmers themselves.
Biology 101 for dummies :D
 
And it is produced in balls.
 
@ShadowWizard For berserks
 
12:12 PM
@berserk Not 100% sure about that, will have to read about it ;)
 
@IͶΔ For chemicalz
 
c:
 
Do chemicals have such things at all?? :D
 
Lemme check
 
12:14 PM
Taking you long time to check....
 
The in-ternet is slow
but I want you to guess
 
wow, @IͶΔ is downloading sperm :P
 
@IͶΔ well, you probably have some chemical substance that let you multiply. But where it's being stored, I prefer not to imagine.... :D
 
No, I'm not DNA.
Not yet at least.
 
12:17 PM
No.
 
69NA?
 
IBM?
@ShadowWizard Men in blech
2
 
APFSDSDUS?
 
MIN - Men In @nef :P
@IͶΔ exodus?
 
12:20 PM
@ShadowWizard Wha?
 
exodia :3
 
APFSDSDUS stands for Armour Piercing Fin Stabilised Discarding sabot Depleted Uranium Shell.
 
oh
TLWOI
 
@ShadowWizard yeeeea kinda
 
@berserk yay my fav :3
 
12:25 PM
> "Exodia" (エクゾディア, Ekuzodia) is an archetype of DARK Spellcaster-Type monsters, with its first member released in Legend of Blue Eyes White Dragon and its first support released in Millennium Box Gold Edition. They are focused on alternative victory conditions. It is related to the "Forbidden One" archetype.
 
@IͶΔ Your next username?
 
@ShadowWizard yah thats exodia
 
@berserk Your girlfriend's name?
 
@IͶΔ I wish ;_;
 
12:26 PM
:3
 
Oh it's a card game?? Never noticed lol
 
If you completed it you automatically win, according to the game rule.
 
I played Magic the Gathering back in my teen days :D
 
@ShadowWizard lol I used to watch game like that
 
@neferpitou watch? Where?
 
12:28 PM
@ShadowWizard at twitch
 
I even took part in official tournament. ;)
 
they have tournament
 
But it was the real thing, with actual cards, not online.
Considering it was in the mid 90's, there still wasn't really internet...
 
yes they are using real cards
@sha here it is twitch.tv/hareruya
 
Found it!
> 65 percent of the fluid is produced by the seminal vesicles. 30 to 35 percent is produced by the prostate. 5 percent comes from the testicles and epididymis. Semen contains citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc
@ber ^
Only 5% in the balls, so it's quite safe to eat them. :D
 
12:31 PM
lol
 
OK, one final food for @nef... can't resist...
throwing some on @ber and @Clem instead of their pizza and biscuits
 
@ShadowWizard i once had those lol
 
@ShadowWizard You've gotta be kidding me.
This world gets weirder everyday.
 
^
> The only noodle with a HARD-ON!
 
12:43 PM
I don't even want to imagine.
 
@IͶΔ lol, I'm sure there are weirder things.... ;)
@ClemensHimmer and? How is the taste? :D
 
Like sex dolls?
 
@berserk I think I read somewhere that in Japan sex dolls act as actual girlfriends for many people.
I mean they treat them like girlfriends.
But dunno how true this was/is...
 
I know their feel...
 
Also read that about half the people in Japan wear diapers for work, so they won't have to go to toilets, and this way work more. Now that can't possibly be true... :O
 
12:46 PM
LMAO
 
@ShadowWizard Japanese women do hire handsome men to wipe there tears .
 
@ShadowWizard It is.
 
@ShadowWizard like..pasta?
 
@IͶΔ proof or it never happened... ;)
@neferpitou huh! At least not their ass.... :P
@ClemensHimmer what a surprise.... :-D
 
12:53 PM
@neferpitou looks like i wanna do that
 
books flight to Japan
I knew Japanese were awesome!
 
@ShadowWizard Hey, I'm not Japanese.
 
@IͶΔ so how can you tell that rumor/story is true?
 
That;s it! I am going.
 
12:55 PM
2 more weeks my hair is good for salon, :D
 
@ShadowWizard 'cause if a person from Israel and a chemical from Iran both heard it, it must be true. :P
 
Im going to copy those hairstyles and work there :D
 
@IͶΔ I am from India. I never heard that...
 
@berserk Then for Indian Japaneses it's not true.
 
@IͶΔ haha, so true.... :D
going to wear a diaper and book a flight to Japan
 
12:57 PM
@ShadowWizard Won't last long for you :P
 
>>alive
 
@ShadowWizard Yes, I'm alive.
 
>>alive
 
@IͶΔ Yes, I'm alive.
 
FOX is stronger than Smokey!
 
1:03 PM
>>alive
 
@neferpitou Yes, I'm alive.
 
@berserk hmm? You mean the diaper will get full quickly? Fear that's true.... :D
 
yeah
 
@ShadowWizard No, the diaper will explode quickly.
 
lol
Well, need about 2 liters.... wonder if such diaper exists..... :D :D
 
1:11 PM
You need a car trunk.
 
@IͶΔ nah, it's not sealed, pee will just leak away to the road. :/
 
A tanker?
 
@IͶΔ well, @Uni built pee tanks for me in the very beginning. That's exactly what I needed! :D
And talking about weird stuff in the real world.... here is something which is top weird! vice-images.vice.com/images/content-images-crops/2016/01/11/… (sex bot diagram ;))
 
1:29 PM
The folks on meta.ELL are unbelievable.
They can't sleep well at night if they don't frustrate me.
 
@IͶΔ ?
 
Hullo @MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW. Welcome to Den
@ShadowWizard NM. I had to find somewhere to shout and I came across this tab.
 
user310756
@IͶΔ ah hello, I was out messing with meta. My firs time here :)
 
@IͶΔ oh lol, but I've seen what you mean. Don't let it affect you too much, there will always be those who disagree.... :)
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW How're you doing?
This is @Sha's Den.
 
user310756
1:33 PM
@IͶΔ very well thank you, yourself?
 
Where you can be uncouth or @Uni and still not get suspended.
 
user310756
the den of iniquity no doubt
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW Great!
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW Welcome! But I see you visit the Tavern a lot ;)
 
And SOCVR.
 
1:34 PM
yup, but it's in a different dimension/domain :D
 
user310756
yes I've become a productive member of SE... quite shocked after my lifetime ban
 
user310756
nice really
 
user310756
I love SOCVR! it just makes me laugh every day
 
Whatever makes you happy.... :D
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW how do you get a lifetime ban? :o
 
user310756
1:35 PM
you don't want to know!
 
i do!
 
user310756
Shadow remembers me from those days.
 
@ClemensHimmer ask @nicael, he was close to it as well :D
 
user310756
I am a new improved version of myself
 
nono, i wanna know
 
user310756
1:36 PM
who's nicael?
 
user310756
hehehe
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW actually I don't remember you being banned, maybe my memory protects me from bad memories... :D
 
user310756
Shadow we can have a lot of fun here teasing
 
user310756
I ended up with a 20 year ban from SE from rage quitting one too many times and I argued with people all over the site
 
user310756
but they let me back,as I have settled down...
 
1:37 PM
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW that's true, just careful not to tease @Clem too much :D
 
user310756
I need to add you back on fb
 
user310756
why why? is he dangerous?
 
user310756
claws?
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW very! ;)
 
user310756
teeth?
 
1:37 PM
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW worse... you don't want to know what he got.... :D
 
user310756
I have finished a grad cert Shad and am half way through masters
 
user310756
I'm really not sure if I do either.. want to know what he's got lOL
 
@Clem what've you got?
Actually, if memory serves, @Clem's got a variation of the Pepperoni pizza posted in this chat a while ago.
 
user310756
old pizza?
 
@IͶΔ that's right!
 
1:39 PM
big pizza
 
user310756
big pizza (and not modest I see)
 
@MsYvette if you can take the mental risk, search the Den for pizza. Sort by newest. You'll see...
 
user310756
am I allowed to be rude here?
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW we're all rude here... :D
 
user310756
now I'm hungry after searching for pizza :D
 
1:41 PM
I'm going to buy pizza soon too, in real life :D
 
user310756
what kind?
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW ordinary, I'm afraid. Nothing else around here. :(
Can take a pic.
 
user310756
:( sob yes please
 
See this? That negative rep is his doing. :)
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW Even I'm allowed to be rude here.
 
user310756
1:43 PM
@ShadowWizard how??
 
user310756
@IͶΔ i've met you somewhere before.. was it socvr??
 
you know what creeps me out? picture of kids on profiles on SE
 
user310756
yes it was!
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW exploiting a bug. He got a 30 days suspension for that. :D
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW Yes I think.
 
user310756
1:43 PM
@ClemensHimmer bloody sickos really
 
user310756
@ShadowWizard ahh
 
No associated word found for ahh.
 
oh lol you just triggered WAG
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW i just hope they are their kids...
 
@ClemensHimmer well, @mav got just a random baby
My pic is my own child, for sure. ;)
 
user310756
1:44 PM
@ClemensHimmer hahahahaha too funny.. I love my kids.. my son knows my daughter is there, she doesn't
 
user310756
I'm supposed to making a chat bot FOX 9000 made me feel guilty
 
user310756
well you prob already know that as you linked her profile duh
 
user310756
Anyway.. I must away.. I am working on a blimps and bombs game.. but I will return :D
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW good luck, and cya!
 
user310756
\o
 
1:47 PM
She (?) will return
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW that's a little .. less creepy i guess
 
user310756
I mean on SO. oh that I use her pic..
 
user310756
I am a she @IͶΔ and yes I will def return, I've know Shads for a long time :D
 
You just blew the dramatic ending.
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
i am in denial
 
1:49 PM
@IͶΔ yeah, that's a she for sure. As sure as one can be around here.... ;)
@ClemensHimmer lol, so sad.... :D
 
I'm never Sure. I'm just MAR.
 
user310756
well I return da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
@IͶΔ you will always be MAR in our hearts
 
Is this the part where I'm supposed to die, because I ain't got the make-up ready.
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW that was fast! Did you travel in time? ;)
@FOX9000 racist
 
1:56 PM
@ShadowWizard black
 
@FOX9000 white
 
@ShadowWizard chintz
 
@FOX9000 blitz
 
@ShadowWizard von
 
@FOX9000 con
 
1:57 PM
@ShadowWizard magnate
 
@FOX9000 pole
 
@ShadowWizard gunwale
 
>>define gunwale
 
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
- the upper edge of a ship's side
 
@FOX9000 ship
 
1:57 PM
@ShadowWizard larboard
 
@FOX9000 cupboard
 
@ShadowWizard tin
 
@FOX9000 tan
 
@ShadowWizard plaid
 
@FOX9000 flaccid
 
1:58 PM
@ShadowWizard droop
 
@FOX9000 stoop
 
@ShadowWizard down
 
@FOX9000 up
 
@ShadowWizard staircase
 
1:59 PM
@ShadowWizard cloudless
 
@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW hi, welcome to the darkness.
 
The time has come! going to buy pizza
 
@ShadowWizard pls dont forget to bring something for us.
 
No, don't bring something. Just bring pizza.
 
@sha dont add balls
 
2:03 PM
@neferpitou you want only the raw "pizza"?
 
@ShadowWizard no, I only want the packaging.
 
2:25 PM
@Sha i'm crying
fuck this
ok i'm not crying, but i'm mad at node.js fileuploads.. boy this is absolute bs
 
@ShadowWizard I will use my mod flag
for showing some pizza without sharing to others
 
@ShadowWizard gib plox
need anti-stress food
 
flagged
 
3:12 PM
noooooooooooooo
Talking about weird foods...
throwing huge cucumbers on @Dro @ber and @nef
 
boy i just hope nobody hates me because of my question once again.. nobody really likes my questions :( only my answers
 
@ClemensHimmer where??
 
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Q: Uploading a file and passing a additional parameter with multer

Clemens HimmerI am using the jQuery Form Plugin and multr to upload files to my server. This works just fine, but i am trying to pass a additional parameter, which will determine where exactly the file will be saved. I have following code, which i would like to extend to behave like stated: HTML <form id="u...

that's the new one, but it seems my other two were bs
 
oh. Well, nobody will hate you, worst case downvote you...
 
yeah bad choice of words, question was bad recieved, got some dv's
 
 
1 hour later…
4:34 PM
well @Sha nobody hates it, but nobody answers it either lol
 
4:52 PM
@ShadowWizard haha. :P
 
@ShadowWizard I hope you wrote boobs, instead of cucumbers
 
@NiKoLaPrO Put code in your chat input box, then press Ctrl+K.
 
 
2 hours later…
6:25 PM
@DroidDev imagine they are boobs while you eat them.... :D
 
6:40 PM
@ClemensHimmer maybe too hard to solve... :/
 
7:25 PM
@neferpitou Because the beta label is a drawing factor? Ask a CM...
 
 
2 hours later…
9:11 PM
@nef if you were serious you can ask in the Tavern, there are bunch of CM's in there. :)
 
 
1 hour later…
10:22 PM
Woot
Frame 175 of 175 :D
 
 
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