Wizards Den

I will bring forth a likely case. Stack Exchange is hiring new employee, for example new Community Manager, who didn't have account on any site before. The employee start new account and get a shiny diamond. So far everything is good. Now suppose that employee is participating here on Meta by an...

UNIKITTY 2.0

I can see it at -100, I get qb blah blah

@ShadowWizard lol

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard I even upvoted that one, lol

Shadow Wizard

1:12 PM

lol

UNIKITTY 2.0

berserk

-1

@UNIKITTY2.0 dun haz privelagez

UNIKITTY 2.0

@berserk @SHA! BRING TEH ANTI-BERZERK!

Shadow Wizard

@berserk pony

UNIKITTY 2.0

I still miss randombot...

Dat 136 rep

Shadow Wizard

1:14 PM

huh? It should make him blech...

UNIKITTY 2.0

@ShadowWizard ?

ProgramFOX

@berserk There is a userscript around that can make the vote counts show up even without 1k rep.

berserk

@ShadowWizard noooOo0o0.

ProgramFOX

74

Q: "View Vote totals" without 1000 rep

Screenshot About The vote counts are a great tool to determine whether an answer is disputed or not. Unfortunately, not many of us have enough time to join all Stack Exchange websites and get 1000 reputation. This script unlocks the "View Vote counts" feature for those who are not logge...

script chrome-extensions greasemonkey bookmarklet

berserk

@ProgramFOX Shut up and take my money?

Shadow Wizard

1:15 PM

@ProgramFOX I think it works with the timeline, so now with the new timeline it's probably borked

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard Hmm... let me test that...

berserk

Ah, with monkeyz.

ProgramFOX

Nope @Sha, still working.

Shadow Wizard

> It depends on the Stack Exchange API

yeah ^

ProgramFOX

Ah, yup, that hasn't changed.

Shadow Wizard

1:16 PM

So @ber can use it with his poor repz :D

2 mins ago, by berserk

@ShadowWizard noooOo0o0.

pony is anti-@ber

@ShadowWizard oh lol

Sound, I hate you.

@ProgramFOX Go deaf?

@ProgramFOX hit the speakers. Works 90% of the times.

ProgramFOX

I meant my sound driver/card/whatever.

@ShadowWizard The speakers... inside my laptop?

and now the sound works again >.<

Shadow Wizard

1:19 PM

@ProgramFOX there must be some external exit, no?

UNIKITTY 2.0

@ProgramFOX Wear headphones

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard Yes, but it's a flat thing, hitting that wouldn't help.

@UNIKITTY2.0 I don't have headphones.

UNIKITTY 2.0

@ProgramFOX Buy them?

ProgramFOX

(and it's not like hitting things is ever a good option)

@UNIKITTY2.0 What about... "try to fix the sound drivers"? That's a cheaper solution.

Shadow Wizard

UNIKITTY 2.0

1:21 PM

@ProgramFOX HI, ProgramFOX. Please pay 10000000000 Dollars for the driver update!

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX yes you have ^

@ShadowWizard >.<

dat face

>>> ,|、<<<

1:24 PM

@UNIKITTY2.0 Command not found.

UNIKITTY 2.0

@FOX9000 Oh shutup

berserk

lol

FOX 9000

@UNIKITTY2.0 Command not found.

Shadow Wizard

Headphones for @Pro ^

ProgramFOX

lol

berserk

1:27 PM

Bill of Rs.382139128/-

UNIKITTY 2.0

yay! android emulator

Praxis Ashelin

aaah I'm so excited for new year :3

UNIKITTY 2.0

Praxis Ashelin

my family has the tradition of opening our Christmas presents on new years eve

and I got such awesome gifts this year!

I just can't wait to give them xD

they're gonna be really happy :3

UNIKITTY 2.0

lol

Android Device Monitor looks like eclipse...

DroidDev

1:35 PM

@PraxisAshelin great! you are going to have fun. My friends are coming over, we are going to party and get boozed out on new year. I think that'll be fun too

UNIKITTY 2.0

Have fun with the wine...

Praxis Ashelin

@DroidDev I'm doing the same after the gifts :3 heading over to friends

UNIKITTY 2.0

isUnderage

berserk

yeah, fapping alone in room will be fun too

3

UNIKITTY 2.0

Blech

I'm falling asleep waiting, android... https://t.co/e7bfuuGwhU

Tweeted by Eyeballcode on December 30, 2015 at 1:37 PM

Blech

Latest cat death in Yishun confirms suspicions there is more than 1 culprit: @CatWelfareSG http://bit.ly/1Okux5G https://t.co/CMOmhHYzlB

Tweeted by ChannelNewsAsia on December 30, 2015 at 1:39 PM

Android isn't so hard

Much like CSS

berserk

1:52 PM

Yeah, even I am harder than Android.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Blech

Throws @ber on @Pra

berserk

haha, again?

UNIKITTY 2.0

I think I know what to make after the tutorial

@berserk Yep

berserk

UNIKITTY 2.0

Throwing dead cat on @Ber

berserk

1:58 PM

eek

UNIKITTY 2.0

Tonight I'm sleeping early

berserk

nite!

UNIKITTY 2.0

Screw SO

@berserk Not yet

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 Sandra Otterson? Okay.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Stack Overflow

berserk

1:59 PM

Ah, I can't screw taht

UNIKITTY 2.0

I can

berserk

status-unikitty-reached-puberty

UNIKITTY 2.0

@berserk Blech

Android is like jQuery in java

berserk

hmm

You are really fast.

steals @Unikitty's brain

UNIKITTY 2.0

NOOO

Of course, I can only do android on mac

berserk

2:02 PM

UNIKITTY 2.0

Ubuntu: Will die

Windows: Will explode

berserk

Just like me.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Windows XP: java.lang.StackOverflowError: Stack Overflowed at line 123 of blah at...

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 Ubuntu is perfect for android development.

UNIKITTY 2.0

Windows 7 / Vista: Turn into a block of useless metal

@berserk Yeah, ubuntu machine has 2 GB ram, quarter: os, quarter: firefox

1GB cannot run android

Shadow Wizard

2:05 PM

exploding reminds me of this....

/cc @ber @Uni ^

UNIKITTY 2.0

LOL

Shadow Wizard

Played it with friends a while ago :D

UNIKITTY 2.0

isUserAGoat

    ActivityManager.isUserAMonkey();

berserk

@ShadowWizard dafaq lol

yeah, goats made android sdk in collaboration with monkeys (probably GreaseMonkey and Tapermonkey)

Shadow Wizard

@berserk real game, and with NSFW version too!! :P

amazon.co.uk/Exploding-Kittens-Edition-Explicit-Content/dp/…

UNIKITTY 2.0

2:08 PM

I need teh bigger screen

> Sorry, we can't deliver this item to Singapore

Why am I not surprised?

Shadow Wizard

hmm... "hard", "bigger".... starting to suspect the words @Uni is posting...... :D

berserk

@ShadowWizard Shut up and take my money.

UNIKITTY 2.0

??????

I can't talk?

Shadow Wizard

Best card ever:

@Dro would love it ^

berserk

LMAO

Shadow Wizard

2:10 PM

@UNIKITTY2.0 never heard you talk, just saw what you write ;)

berserk

Now I see why you choose this name xD

UNIKITTY 2.0

...

Den is getting NSFW

Shadow Wizard

If I'll change my name to Boobs Wizard, what wlll happen?

UNIKITTY 2.0

Calls @Sha's boss

berserk

Den is getting SFS

UNIKITTY 2.0

2:11 PM

@ShadowWizard I'll flag

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 Hello..

UNIKITTY 2.0

Hi

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 flag what? No flag in user profile

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 Why you callz me?!

Shadow Wizard

lol

UNIKITTY 2.0

2:11 PM

@ShadowWizard Mod flag a post

Shadow Wizard

@UNIKITTY2.0 and?

"Please ban the Boobs Wizard"?

UNIKITTY 2.0

@berserk I would liek to tell u dat ur emplolee iz having teh nfsw 'ontent on hees tabel. can u plz rm teh nfse 'conten from hees tabel?

@ShadowWizard yep

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 Just wait, EYE VILE KEEK HIZ ASS.

UNIKITTY 2.0

@berserk tank u sir. may teh lord tank u

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 But tell meh one thingz.

Did u fapz on teh nsfw contentz?

UNIKITTY 2.0

2:14 PM

@berserk no sirz

berserk

Ah, waht a shamez.

Do u need teh moar contentz four halp?

UNIKITTY 2.0

@berserk ez a vry good thin kin sir

Shadow Wizard

@berserk my ass can't be kicked

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard LMAO! I wanna be a boob wizard drooling

berserk

@ShadowWizard it can be ...? :D

UNIKITTY 2.0

2:16 PM

@berserk no sir i ez not need moar contentz 4 mah haelp

Shadow Wizard

@berserk nope. Try and see what happens. :D

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 okay, nize talking tu u kittyz

UNIKITTY 2.0

@berserk tank u god sir may teh lord tank u

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev go ahead and be one! :D

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 juzt pray, may the lord make me get laidz

DroidDev

2:18 PM

@ShadowWizard how to be one?

UNIKITTY 2.0

@berserk tank u vry nice sir, tank u, i hope my lord will tank u

ProgramFOX

If you keep using that bad grammar, I will go kill you with a tank.

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev change display name for start :-P

Find your inner Boobs Wizard....

DroidDev

hmmm..that might be a good start

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 u still ain't prayed four me to get laidz

UNIKITTY 2.0

2:24 PM

@berserk i ez already prayd

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 u said lord will tank me, but i wanna get laidz

UNIKITTY 2.0

ok

AD BREAK:

berserk

LOL dat ok

UNIKITTY 2.0

tank a person: drive a tank over him/her

berserk

> Are you tired of fapping?

> Do you want solution?

> Here it is:

> The new and exotic: ASM!!

> Manufactured by @UNIKITTY2.0.

AD OVERZ.

back to callz

UNIKITTY 2.0

2:26 PM

Yay!

No more ******

berserk

So, u prayd yetz?

UNIKITTY 2.0

@berserk yaz i haz gd sir

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 kthnxbye

FOX 9000

No associated word found for kthnxbye.

UNIKITTY 2.0

@berserk visible "asm"

berserk

2:27 PM

flips @FOX9000

@UNIKITTY2.0 ehz?

>>showlast10

FOX 9000

@berserk Latest 10 words: frequent, sperm, jeer, yup, substance, radioactive, hazard, willingly, volunteer, donation

UNIKITTY 2.0

@berserk lolcodez

berserk

@UNIKITTY2.0 IKRz.

@FOX9000 ejaculation

FOX 9000

@berserk surprise

berserk

@FOX9000 facial

FOX 9000

2:28 PM

@berserk nerve

@FOX9000 lips

@berserk quirk

@FOX9000 smirk

@berserk sly

@FOX9000 shy

2:28 PM

@berserk painfully

@FOX9000 fapping

@berserk jerking off

@FOX9000 compilation

@berserk detail

@FOX9000 penis

2:29 PM

@berserk sheath

berserk

@FOX9000 grith

FOX 9000

No associated word found for grith.

berserk

>>continue grith beercan

FOX 9000

@berserk beercan

berserk

@FOX9000 bear

FOX 9000

2:29 PM

@berserk novelist

UNIKITTY 2.0

> java.lang.RuntimeException: Unable to instantiate activity ComponentInfo{com.eyeballcode.android/com.eyeballcode.android.DisplayMessageActi‌vity}: java.lang.NullPointerException: Attempt to invoke virtual method 'java.lang.String android.content.Intent.getStringExtra(java.lang.String)' on a null object reference

????????

Shadow Wizard

??????

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

?????

UNIKITTY 2.0

@ber In the example they have this line:

 public final static String EXTRA_MESSAGE = "com.mycompany.myfirstapp.MESSAGE";

berserk

????

GRR

UNIKITTY 2.0

2:37 PM

What is MESSAGE? a class?

berserk

no

its just a string

I guess just to pass some data through bundle.

Where did teh use itz?

UNIKITTY 2.0

but com.mycompany.firstapp is a package!

berserk

brb going home

UNIKITTY 2.0

developer.android.com/training/basics/firstapp/…

Ah nevermind I think I got it

Ah fixed

> java.lang.RuntimeException: Unable to start activity ComponentInfo{com.eyeballcode.android/com.eyeballcode.android.DisplayMessageActi‌vity}: java.lang.IllegalStateException: This Activity already has an action bar supplied by the window decor. Do not request Window.FEATURE_SUPPORT_ACTION_BAR and set windowActionBar to false in your theme to use a Toolbar instead.

Or not

Shadow Wizard

2:53 PM

@Dro @ber check the whatsapp :D

Shadow Wizard

3:40 PM

Yay!! YOLO is back!!!