You don't like dessert? I don't... how can that... what?
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user202362
9:26 AM
@AnnaLear OMG, you don't like dessert? I LOVE dessert, especially those rose shaped butter cream vanilla cakes, coconut gelato ... did I tell you about my favourite: unicorn shaped cheese plate? The thrill I get when I put that fork into unicorn's head, then with two quick strikes, chopping off the butt and head off. With the tip of the fork, I will then pick the torso up, and put the gourmet cheese unicorn into my mouth & let it melt.
user202362
Of course everything has to be served with either green or peppermint tea. Or sometimes ... with Rosé
Just another indicator that you spend too much time around here: when people you know see signs like that and immediately think of sending them to you.
> Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then be a unicorn.
@Shog9 - I came in here as opposed to continuing the comment thread below my answer as you suggested. I feel from my end like that discussion helped my understanding of the new close feature changes. I just have one more question about your last comment. For the two examples resulting in "No", what would be the best close reason for that type of scenario?
@TravisJ Too broad for the first. The last is probably unclear, but there are also probably cases that can't easily be closed under either the new or old system without deviating from the intent a bit.
Too Localized would've been the go-to reason under the old system, but that doesn't accurately describe the problem either (which isn't so much that the asker has specific requirements as it is that he's done a poor job of laying them out in a fashion that can be conclusively answered).
Of course, those examples were caricatures anyway, so I can say whatever I want about them ;-)
@MarkBooth: Clearly you should build a real one. Then, use the intercom system to announce that the wheel is about to be spun for <insert reason here> and all may gather around the wheel to witness who is to blame.
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