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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected, offensive title detected: asshole vs pussy difference by Jamie on ell.stackexchange.com

Blech

Has to be my classmate

PeterJ

The "which one is better" seems to make it opinion-based

1:03 PM

vulgarity

ell.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/26864

@PeterJ I have so many inappropriate comments that could be made to that question. I'll be a good citizen and keep them to myself while chuckling though.

It's all a matter of preference.

SPArchaeologist

the user is the same as before.

I call nuke and ip ban.

Is mso down?

Looks like it.

1:14 PM

We're free!

Yep

I broke it

Add @rene to the wheel of blame please

2

!!/blame

hmm tcp/ip works

1:16 PM

huh, Smokey died

but Undo's server is still up...

4 16 ms 16 ms 16 ms asd2-rou-1044.NL.eurorings.net [134.222.97.17]
5 19 ms 19 ms 19 ms rt2-rou-1022.NL.eurorings.net [134.222.48.209]
6 30 ms 29 ms 29 ms sdns-s1-rou-1101.FR.eurorings.net [134.222.48.203]
7 106 ms 125 ms 105 ms ahbn-s1-rou-1041.US.eurorings.net [134.222.48.94]
8 106 ms 107 ms 106 ms 206.111.0.113.ptr.us.xo.net [206.111.0.113]
9 144 ms 143 ms 143 ms vb2000d2.rar3.washington-dc.us.xo.net [207.88.13.66]
10 143 ms 143 ms 143 ms vb6.rar3.chicago-il.us.xo.net [207.88.12.33]

!!/alive

@ProgramFOX there is something changed on chat

SMOKEY! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Well, there are connection problems around the network, so I guess we can wait until the connections are restored and it auto-restarts.

@rene I know, but that's related to chat stars and shouldn't be too much of a problem -- I've sent a ChatExchange pull request but Smokey would just restart when someone stars something.

1:19 PM

@StackStatus @StackOverflow Oh what now? MSO is down?

Tweeted by EdwarrrrdYeung on September 2, 2015 at 1:18 PM

The API is down, too.

That should sort it

WHAT? API TOO?

Hee, let's blame someone.

Hey!

3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

1:19 PM

!!/tea

Tea of the day:

SMOKEY IS DOWN

Nuuuuuuuuu

WE NEED TO MANUALLY FIND SPAM!

Why isn't Tavern down? :(

I cannot survive without tea

PeterJ

1:20 PM

@NukesPlus PeterJ hands you a beer instead of tea

I guess I must drink @ShadowWizard 's pee. Bottoms Up.

Noooo

@PeterJ screw tea!! drinks beer

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M different server

Ah, back up

Right. I keep forgetting that.

Oooh must be a So,ooo,ooolar eclipse.

2

1:23 PM

Am I Drunk?

!!/alive

pees on @Uni and @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Nooooo

Hides

That doesn't ping me. WAT? Noooo

strips off clothes and jumps on @uni

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M it is in italic

1:24 PM

rUNS

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Pings me

That was meant before he edited it.

starts shooting man milk at @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Nice try. You can't do any of those to a molecule.

.... "man milk" ...

We ran into a keepalived issue serving some sites - we are investigating now.

Tweeted by StackStatus on September 2, 2015 at 1:22 PM

1:26 PM

@Bart Just wait for when the flag retaliation guy comes back . . .

user202362

ew

If I'm correct that will be during the weekend @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M. So I'm safe.

Feeds

We ran into a keepalived issue serving some sites - we are investigating now.

Tweeted by StackStatus on September 2, 2015 at 1:22 PM

@NukesPlus ??

@Feeds you're late

user202362

1:28 PM

@Feeds u so slow

@UniformsForSale man milk! :D

uh… what's going on in here?

SPArchaeologist

@Bart Best revenges are served Monday

@bjb568 i got milk for you!! :D

"shoots" milk for @bjb

@NukesPlus I have

1:35 PM

:o

Just realised how Blech pom.xml looks with certain fonts -- I'm never using maven again

(Kidding)

SUP @SMOKEY

status-find-all-da-spam-plz

!!/blame

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M It's inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M's fault.

Great.

I must be DDoS'ing the servers or something.

I knew chat can't hold the awesomeness of my messages. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

@NukesPlus best served cold, yeah.

1:39 PM

Lol

Now I need to make certs?

@ShadowWizard can i suck on your udder like a cow? :3

Blech

Adults and their stuff

@NukesPlus if I knew what udder is, I might have been able to answer.... ;D

@ShadowWizard google it ;)

status-probably-NSFW-will-try-later

3

1:42 PM

@ShadowWizard Lol, CLICK IT AND DON'T RETURN

Going to work, bye bye! Ill meet you tonight to suck your udder.

Wonders why Eyechat is under MinecraftMods

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to delete all line except lines containing a word I need? by user491506 on superuser.com

> ALL THIS IN WHAT FUCKING PROGRAM??!! YOU JUST FORGOT TO SAY!!

Teehee

I dunno if it's fp or tp this time.

Flag?

1:51 PM

Dunno.

Why not?

1uggg

I seem to have been logged out of SE everywhere

Even on my other computer

Flagged. It's quoting the accepted answer, then shouting at the answerer.

Used a custom mod flag to make this clear.

Good, and I flagged as "rude".

@UniformsForSale self-signed?

@bjb568 Yep

For websockets

2:04 PM

ah, use openssl

and make it 4096 bit just coz

Super secured?

suupaaaah sekeweeeer!

??

Skewers @bjb with his own toy

:o

Takes skewer and has cat for dinner

Yummy!

2:17 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: To achieve this, the brains must have by user303604 on meta.stackexchange.com

Nooo

I'm late for flagging

Sd gone

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M I don't have any messages posted after the latest reboot.

D'oh.

gone`

2:26 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: Java to xml Serialization: How can i get fields name as a tag? by zied123456 on stackoverflow.com

sd why

@UniformsForSale [:3907787] There is no why data for that post (anymore).

Oh

Saw it

Well

@Nathan and hos script

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What is this option offering me on my loan repayment? by william paul on money.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Can dry ice in a liquid poison you? by Jodie Marie Rigby on cooking.stackexchange.com

Tpu'd both in the Charcoal HQ, but I don't have accounts there. Someone else flag them please.

2:31 PM

Someone refresh my chat.SE accout please

?

The only challenge for me coming to Tavern is resisting making new accounts.

I earn 100 rep a day

Its from new accounts

2:44 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: How much blood does a vampire need? by Xerdazure on worldbuilding.stackexchange.com

Who's good at SQL and SEDE data? I build/modified this query to show the question that are the most duplicated question close target. Now I'd like to see a list of original->close target

when I do something like: this or this, I get the post.id and relatedpostid as equal values. So, what'd I mess up on the second/third query?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Another risk of an operation of the brains by capeconsam on meta.stackexchange.com

Another risk of posting spam is getting nuked

misterManSam

"operation of the brains" sounds worrying

3:02 PM

!!/addblu ell.stackexchange.com/users/22829/nathan-cunty-tggy

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M User blacklisted (22829 on ell.stackexchange.com).

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M And reported to the mods, I assume.

Of course.

Perfect. I love it when trolls and spammers get removed. This one won't last long.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ACCESS CONTROL SOURCE LIKE SELECT by Eska on stackoverflow.com

3:09 PM

@S.L.Barth Gone already.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected, offensive title detected: what does “cunt” mean? Is it good or bad to be cunt by Nathan Conty Tggy on ell.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: what is difference between screw and f*ck a a girl? by Nathan on ell.stackexchange.com

3:31 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: which sentence is grammatically correct and why by Nathan Tggyy CNT on ell.stackexchange.com

Well that pretty much sums up the situation in ELL. Fear not taverners; for we have Bluefeet looking into this.

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Good to know that someone from SE is on it.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: LAUNCH FAILED-BINARY NOT FOUND ERROR by braves on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: With this method, multiple tumors may be treated by capeconsam on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: I'm seeing a new instant email-validation tool on registration forms -- is it new? And what is it? by Bill on ux.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: MYSQL QUERY TO SEARCH SECTION OF TABLE by Prince Munene on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Looking for a blood glucose data set for predictive algorithm by Mous94 on opendata.stackexchange.com

xkcdBot

4:00 PM

Today's xkcd comic (xkcd Survey):

The xkcd Survey: Big Data for a Big Planet

4:10 PM

I'm ISTP apparently

> the mammary gland of female cattle, sheep, goats, horses, and related ungulates, hanging near the hind legs as a bag-like organ with two or more teats

one small problem, I'm not female cattle, sheep, goats, horses, or related ungulates.

So @Nuke, your request is invalid since I don't have such thing. :D

@ShadowWizard Are you related ungulates? Whatever that is?

@ShadowWizard Sad

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M dunno, but I'm not that thing ;)

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M huh? You wanted @Nuke to suck from my non-existent udder? :O

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO CONFIG IP ALONE by Adhil 1989 on stackoverflow.com

@ShadowWizard I never thought the quality of this room could get any lower than it already was ... but we apparently can do the impossible.

4:15 PM

status-alone-seems-NSFW

Hola @animuson. Long time no see

Don't lie. I know those glasses are advanced spy glasses and you see me all the time. :P

@Bart with some help from @Uni and @Nuke, everything is possible! Even locking down a room I never thought I'll have to lock down...

@animuson :o

Bart is NSA?

@animuson well, true, but I'll keep the acquired info to myself.

@ShadowWizard is your Den still locked down?

4:17 PM

@bjb568 NSA is Bart.

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M you can't spell "NSA" without "Bart"

@Bart no, I gave them some time, made sure with each that it won't happen again and unlocked it.

Now I have to try to make Shadow lock it again.

NSA - doesn't it stand for Not So Advanced?

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M by chemical pollution?

@ShadowWizard Never Say "Astronauts"

4:20 PM

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Astronauts!

@ShadowWizard I saw that

Bart, NSA is!

@Bart of course you saw, you're the All Seeing Glasses...

Q: Windows 8/8.1 system clock changing randomly while powered on and in use

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: UPDATE QUERY TO REPLACE STRING NOT WORKING by StoilTopalov on stackoverflow.com

cybermonkey

cv-pls: stackoverflow.com/questions/32358092/win-10-drive-missing

NEEDS TO BE CLOSED ASAP...

17

I cannot explain this any more clearly and it has literally driven me insane. A few weeks ago my netbook's Windows 8 system clock started changing randomly while it was powered on and being used, so after battling with it for days I gave in and changed the CMOS battery even though I was highly s...

4:26 PM

Auto-protected because of the deleted answers I guess @cybermonkey

1 week 'till the iPhone 6s reveal!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@animuson Any chance such an old question could get migrated to SU? It has a bajillion views.

60 days ...

@Bart I know, but animuson is staff. If anyone can do it...

4:30 PM

Animuson can do ani-thing, that's true.

Eh, only have +16/+18 indicates that not a whole lot of those viewers are actually finding it useful.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: EVEN I HAVE SOLVED THE EQUATION IN BLACK AND WHITE AND GOT THE ANSWER TO BE 1 YET MY PROGRAM IS TELLING MY LIMITS TO BE WRONG by Mrityunjay Nath on stackoverflow.com

Shog's said in a bunch of places lately that closure means "probably should be deleted", but that shouldn't be.

I imagine "clock stopped working windows 8.1" is probably a popular Google search that yields a lot of crap that nobody finds particularly helpful in their case.

@animuson I mean, that answer does have 18 upvotes. It helped some people, likely.

4:32 PM

That's 18 out of 40,000.

@animuson 18 out of % of 40,000 that have 15 rep on SO.

And again, this is one particular instance. The clock stopping in Windows can be caused by such a huge variety of things.

Mine stops working when Google Hangouts clogs up my CPU.

Can you easily search the number of people who have tried to upvote it but didn't have the rep? I forget which field that it is in SEDE

Joshua Dwire

I'm not planning to do this, but what would happen if I used my association bonus to give a bounty and then deleted my account on that site? If I re-created the account, would I again have 101 rep and be able to award another bounty?

@JoshuaDwire Nicael, is that you?

4:34 PM

@JoshuaDwire You can't delete your own account if you started a bounty. And eventually the staff (me) would catch on. Especially since you just told me your plan. Mwuahahaha

> I suggest you x out of google chrome and log out of the computer

the retarded things at tech orientations in the room next to the library desk…

Joshua Dwire

@animuson Makes sense. I was hoping it wouldn't be allowed but couldn't get the question out of my head.

@Bart ???

@JoshuaDwire It's a user on meta that tends to ask questions like these. @Bart's sense of humor flourished for a minute.

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M I think you have to blow on it to keep it going.

@animuson Don't think so. Nicael is "frozen".

4:41 PM

@animuson 62 anonymous upvotes, 45 anonymous downvotes. (on the answer) shrug

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Don't remind me of that. Now I'm going to be thinking of nicael while I'm watching Once Upon a Time...

BWAHHAHHAHA

@durron597 I don't think @ani's anology works; that must mean the most viewed questions on each SE are the least useful ones.

I'm saying views isn't generally a good indicator of whether content is valuable. It could just mean it has common search terms that people search for on Google a lot.

@animuson It's a good indicator of whether the existence of the question is driving traffic to Stack Exchange

Driving traffic to us is only good if it actually helps them find an answer to their question.

Otherwise they just leave with the attitude "well that was a waste of time."

4:45 PM

@animuson Like I said, that answer probably helped a minimum of 62 anonymous people and didn't help 45 anonymous people, plus many others who didn't vote.

Oh, plus 18 people who have 15 rep on SO.

@animuson data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/358700/…

@durron597 It's migrated now.

@animuson Thanks!

5:07 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://deal4supplements.com/prolongz/ by nikortip joksi on german.stackexchange.com

5:41 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to make cards for a card game? by user13660 on boardgames.stackexchange.com

Sd 2tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GROUP BY WITH HAVING by Lord OfTheRing on stackoverflow.com

6:01 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Using a fake vs. real email account for outgoing notifications by Maureen on sharepoint.stackexchange.com

6:15 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: How can I remove formatting from a phone number: “(123) 456-7890” to “1234567890”? by dsingh23 on stackoverflow.com

7:11 PM

!!/alive

@S.L.Barth Watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring

7:32 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body, repeating characters in body: Simple Python TCP IP script but won't return data by Reilly Chase on stackoverflow.com

7:55 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How show for all screens, a maximized Form with a captured printscreen inside a TImage? by DXE5 on stackoverflow.com

Werner

Anyone have an idea why an edit within 2 minutes of posting an answer is recorded in the revision history? I thought the system doesn't record revisions to posts if the revision occurs within 5 minutes of the previous revision (or posting)...

tex.stackexchange.com/posts/264441/revisions

That's strange.

There was a comment added. Revisions are recorded if a comment appears during the 5 minute window

3

Werner

@S.L.Barth 'tis.

@Andy That's new... to me.

Yeah, IIRC comments bust up the grace period.

They prolly should.

A: Reset question grace period once an answer has been posted

8:02 PM

43

Jarrod whipped this up this past week, and the behavior should now be live. Edits will be rolled into the previous revision if the previous revision was created by the same author and none of the following conditions are present: The previous revision was created 5 minutes or more in the past A...

Werner

@Andy Thanks for the reference.

I'll add this to the FAQ:

560

Q: Recent feature changes to Stack Exchange

This is an unofficial list of new features and various changes to Stack Overflow and the Stack Exchange network. It is maintained by the community, but a Stack Exchange developer changes the Accepted Answer to ensure that the latest changes remain on top (given default user settings). To see th...

support faq

...it's already there...

!

Well tanks to all for the info!

Or thakns. Or tahnks. Or thkans. Or thans. Or thanku. Or thankz. Or thanks you.

@tch ^

With love.

Merci bien. Arigato.

tchrist

8:30 PM

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M No bottom to that hole.

Undo

8:59 PM

@SmokeDetector why

Q: SO site makes use of a SHA-1 Certificate

@Undo Body - Position 888-892: Nike

Undo

@SmokeDetector fp-

hichris123

9:23 PM

26

I was viewing StackOverflow for questions. Then I saw one error notification in firefox debug tool. I further inspected and found this. This site makes use of a SHA-1 Certificate; it's recommended you use certificates with signature algorithms that use hash functions stronger than SHA-1. Wh...

feature-request

People here don't seem to understand the depreciation of SHA-1. It's not because it's known to be insecure or anything; it's simply weaker than SHA-2 & people want to switch sites off of SHA-1 before there's any issue found with SHA-1.