[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Copy of old forum? by Aaron on bitcoin.stackexchange.com

Bot iz takes ovar!

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Verilog Assignment by user84257 on electronics.stackexchange.com

@bjb568 Quick! Escape in the Sugarcube!

scurries away

I wonder what code points those are.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO REPLACE STATIC VARIABLE AND METHODS WITH NONSTATIC INSTANCE IN JAVA? by darius on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Where to buy Nitro Slim and how to use it? by user51333 on drupal.stackexchange.com

!!/report electronics.stackexchange.com/a/187863

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Verilog design decision - where should my counter be located? by DHL Supply Chain Case Solution on electronics.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: Expand and Collapse two trees with same structure simultaneously by InderjitSinghBedi on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Is "jipped" a politically incorrect word? by Abe Forstenzer on english.stackexchange.com

Wow

3 Upvotes:

Shog9:

> Last seen 9 hours ago

gasp Could he be sleeping?!

WHY I HAZ UNHANDED FLAJ FOR 5 DAYZ?

Like why

The whole place is swarming with mods and stuff

Anna:

> Last seen 10 hours ago

Bluefeet:

> Last seen 1 hour ago

I'm sure there is a point to this, but I'm not seeing what it is.

Shouldn't they have a popup saying they have stuff to handle?

Yeah, but queueOverflow

What sort of flags anyway, moderator only flags or something else?

There isn't an in your face popup, no. There is a small icon that changes color when there are flags a moderator should look at.

Also, people are allowed to have lives and step away from the computer.

Work-life balance and all that corporate speak

@PeterJ Custom flag

Is it something that has to be handled right this second or the world ends?

Didn't think so. It can wait a few hours

@Andy I've waited 5 days

Ok. And what did you expect the outcome of the flag to be?

To be handled quickly

That's not what flags are for.

What did you flag and expect the flag to accomplish?

It belongs on meta.gaming.SE

Not meta.SE

There is a close reason for that that doesn't involve moderator intervention. "Pertains to a specific site"

^^ was about to say the same

Yep, but I can't custom set destination

I don't have 3k rep

No you can't. But you can flag it for the appropriate reasons instead of wasting time with a custom one

And what?

Flag to move it to SO?

Just like you can't comment with less than 50 rep, using an answer as a comment is inappropriate. Flagging is the same way.

Then it gets closed (if flag was useful), a mod can work out later if it's worth migrating.

Hides

But if not it'll just be closed and they can re-post it themselves on the correct site if they choose to.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: pg_dump - schema not found by Nathan Foley on dba.stackexchange.com

sd ignore-

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: MYSQL QUERY MULTIPLE by learning from you on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HIGH CHARTS C# - CANDLESTICKS by Bobskie Cortez on stackoverflow.com

I can tell that @NathanOliver uses a script

That ping doesn't work…

I know

Just sayin'

@UniformsForSale Looks like the SE Editor Toolkit

Yep

Just click a button

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Предлагаю услуги веб-дизайна by Web_Site_Design on ru.stackoverflow.com

spam: ru.stackoverflow.com/questions/445842/…

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW DO I PERFORM SQL SERVER HEALTH CHECK by user3561219 on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector fp-

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: grid view databound event by online gift deal on stackoverflow.com

This NAA didn't get repeated characters in answer cc: @ProgramFOX

@durron597 What char is repeated, then?

Well big sections of it are repeated.

like there was an example with very nice over and over that got caught

A big section doesn't count as a word, or a character. So Smokey doesn't catch it.

!!/test very nice very nice very nice very nice nice very nice verynice

> Few unique characters in body

Ah, that reason.

Well, I suppose this answer has enough unique chars to avoid that filter.

@ProgramFOX tl;ds - too long; didn't Smokey

ahh, it's not "repeated chunks", it's "total unique characters"

got it.

yeah

@ProgramFOX github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/pull/89

merged

thanks!

@ProgramFOX yw

why not importing the host list from a plain text file?

This way we don't have to parse things when it isn't necessary.

@ProgramFOX How opposed would you be to me submitting a PR that makes all of the regexes raw strings?

@KevinBrown I would merge :)

If I get really tired of working on my current project I might do it

What is your current project?

!!/why

@SmokeDetector why

@S.L.Barth Title - Position 31-33: vs

vs is a bad keyword?

@SmokeDetector fp-

Probably because it tends to be subjective

Apparently.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Invoice total error by mark on tex.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector fp

@S.L.Barth Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

@Andy On Patents, it is.

@KevinBrown No, it's meant to catch the football spam on Patents.

So on other sites the "vs" regex isn't enabled.

Ah. That makes more sense.

Today's xkcd comic (Engineer Syllogism):

Hallo

o/

Hello

Or is it "Buenos dias", @bjb568? :-)

Nah, spanish next bell

But we'll be interrupted by an "unannounced" fire drill next bell

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: SVG animation with SMIL by dmkscr on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector why

@S.L.Barth Body - Position 4447-4451: fuck

I meant tornado drill.

Fire drill is last week

Still a break from class :-)

@TRiGis Hi, heavy names :P

@maveň I doubt it.

@maveň I don't think I like your tone.

@maveň Everywhere else, my name is just TRiG. Only on Meta SE & Area 51 do I use the full form.

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title: 코리아카지노『≒』【 ＰＣＳ３３。ＣＯＭ 】『≒』코리아카지노window by keyya moa on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@durron597 :( rude reply

> Does reps change human behavior ?

lol

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Simple TCP connection program, what am I looking at, and how can I fix it? by user5277838 on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector tp-

@S.L.Barth true/tp cannot be used for answers because their job is to add the title of the question to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use trueu or tpu.

Grats @tchrist!

It's not a very busy site yet, although I hope and somewhat expect that it will become busier than the Spanish or French SE sites now are.

But I also wonder whether the upcoming Spanish.SO may increase traffic on Spanish.SE; dunno, but maybe.

Congrats @tchrist :)

Congratulations @tchrist.

@Normal's msg doesn't look good after pinning it, he didn't write a complete sentence. :/

Θæŋks × 2⁺

@S.L.Barth it didn't happen for some reason

@S.L.Barth Thanks! and to @PeterJ too. We actually got that one in less than 2 hours -- which is good for Stack Apps and that time of day. :)

Anyone think this should be spam flagged? The users other four answers are basically the same sort of thing:

I already custom flagged that answer, fwiw.

Trash site

Mostly I'm asking here to get feedback on whether we should add that site to smokey.

Yes

Flagged the 5 answers

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: IF ERROR THEN INSERT by AznDevil92 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: "Mirror-Thing" over the Mig-29 Cockpit by gaylord on aviation.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu- abusive

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: My template is wrong: CSS code for drop-down menu by Amy-May Hunt on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector ignore- code

@SmokeDetector huh, I thought we were stripping code

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Antivirus software for a small business by user36502 on softwarerecs.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector why?

@Undo Body - Position 46-66: antivirus.comodo.com

We're blocking Comodo?

Probably from the SU master list. Or something @NormalHuman did.

I can no longer receive blame for blacklisting stuff. :P

Huh, it's specifically blacklisted

@Undo github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/commit/…

I have found the culprit

Doesn't Comodo even have their own root SSL cert?

I think the issue was that someone used to spam it a ton in the past

well, I'm not gonna nuke it on SR

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Trying to install openSUSE by Ognian Mirev on unix.stackexchange.com

Yeah! I got one! data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/356546/…

#SOreadyToWearATShirt

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: MYSQL INSERT, UPDATE DELETE by Abspirit on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Webform-civiCRM equivalent for Wordpress? by natewilldo on civicrm.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector fpu-

@S.L.Barth suspicious lack of Undo in that list :(

@Undo If I understand it right, there are more rounds coming up. And previous winners (like me) are removed from the pool.

So, you may get your T-shirt yet.

heh, I have enough swag.

I can't even Linux when I'm awake :(

sudo apt-get install linux-knowledge

The first wave of sickness is here on the skewl.

I'm lying in bed waiting for my dad to feed me a hot pocket :p

Get well soon!

Gone thru a shirt, many boxes of kleenex, several towels, and a sink.

Ugh. You got it badly.

Nah, just mild runny nose and lack of kleenex places, at home I just use towels.

It's not the flu or anything.

Ah, ok. I thought you meant you'd had to throw up several times.

So... some tea or other healthy things, and to bed in time?

A runny nose confines you to bed to be waited on by parents-qua-servants?

Hope you feel better.

@S.L.Barth tea?

It's supposed to be healthy.

I think you mipselled hot pockets.

I doubt that it's effective.

I don't think we have Hot Pockets over here in NL.

Never seen them, at least.

It seems that "natural remedies" all make you feel better but don't make the sickness go away

@bjb568 Possible. There's probably a few good questions for Skeptics.SE in that.

@NormalHuman Why edit when you can over-edit, I always say.

> With the exception of C++11, these technologies were introduced before Stack Overflow launched.

That's fewer words at least.

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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WATER AND HOT WATER TANK by GARBING on diy.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What causes experts at sites like FlightFox to be so much cheaper than search engines? by Idris on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Looking for a dirt cheap flight deal? by Idris on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: C++: Access violation writing location by 朱光耀 on stackoverflow.com

@bjb568 If you have a rhinovirus, you can no more expect a spoonful of sugar to cure it than you can an antibiotic: you'll have to cure yourself. If you have autumnal seasonal allergies, getting bashed with diphenhydramine can suppress your overactive histamine response at the cost of your mind. If you have strep throat, you need penicillin. In all cases, you need hydration, as natural a “remedy” as there is; but I’m afraid beer doesn’t count.

@tchrist Beer just dehydrates you, right?

You need water to metabolize the alcohol.

I hated beer at your age.