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7:00 AM
@YiJiang 3.6...and it's called...Uh...
Helios apparently?
 
@TimStone Helios. Right, but apt-get just installed 3.5.x
 
That's pretty lame. :P
 
Maybe it's because my father's still using 10.04 LTS
 
@Benjol Hmm, that looks interesting. I've bookmarked it for later, thanks! :)
 
7:06 AM
@RebeccaChernoff I think I just found a bug in the SEModification.user.js script
 
Heheh
 
The (audit) link gets inserted in the wrong place, after the badges instead of the rep
 
What site is that?
 
I get up to find my wallet so I can buy something... by the time I get back to the computer, I have cake and soda but no wallet.
 
Interesting.
 
7:07 AM
@TimStone physics.meta
 
Appears to be an issue on the metas. I see it on MWA as well.
 
I think it should be the case for all meta sketchy sites
@RebeccaChernoff But not meta.so apparently
 
I think it's because of the lack of reputation link, perhaps..
 
It affects graduated SE2.0 sites, it isn't just sketchy.
@TimStone, yeah, without looking that's my thought.
Feel free to create an issue. I'm headed to bed now though. 7 more workdays to go. >_<
 
@RebeccaChernoff G'night. You're almost there. :P
@YiJiang I'll take care of it; when the link isn't there the .parent() call goes up too far, so .after() inserts the link in the wrong place.
 
7:11 AM
@TimStone Right, okay. I was looking at the same script, and found that line, but you're more familiar with that script so..
 
@YiJiang Oh, well if you'd like to go ahead, feel free. I just didn't want to say "Go fix it yourself", especially since I didn't know if you had gotten git downloaded. If you'd like to fix it, I certainly won't stop you. :P
 
@TimStone I got it, after a couple of hours
 
Ah, good stuff
 
21 hours ago, by Yi Jiang
"Building and Installing git" Oh yes!
Also, on a totally unrelated note,
 
Hmm, I wonder where I was then..Oh, playing NFS I think, heh.
 
7:14 AM
(Not my cat. I just like uploading random pictures of cute cats)
 
Hahah
 
I noticed that the user profile page now includes answer upvote counts against each tag
 
Yeah, that went live the other day.
 
I also noticed that my "java" tag shows a score of 1075: stackoverflow.com/users/893/greg-hewgill and this agrees with the stackoverflow.com/tags/java/topusers page (but you probably can't see me on there)
I wonder, however, why I haven't got a gold 'java' badge for that yet
 
@GregHewgill Spiffy!
 
7:22 AM
@GregHewgill You don't have 200 answers
 
not that I need more badges or anything...
why do I need 200 answers?
 
> You must have a total score of 1000 in at least 200 non-community wiki answers to achieve this badge.
(for the gold tag badge)
 
where's that documented on the site? is that new?
 
@GregHewgill As part of the new rules on Tag Badges, yes
It's one of Waffle's posts. See if I can dig it up
 
I'm hovering over all the instances of the tag I can find, and nowhere does it mention the 200 answer threshold
 
7:24 AM
It's documented here. It's to prevent gaming, though you might argue that 200 is more than enough to ensure that someone didn't get all of their up votes from non-useful, but popular, question answers.
I think waffles commented on the rules the other day too, though in response to a question over a different area of the restrictions.
 
aah, right hand side. I see it now :)
 
3
A: Why do you require 100 questions in a tag before its badges are awarded?

wafflesThis was part of a large scale anti-gaming implementation that protected us against abuse, for a bronze tag badge to apply we require: The tag appears on 100 questions You have at least 20 non-wiki answers You have a total score of 100 on non-wiki questions Additionally, unlike other badges,...

(a bit different since it references the bronze badge, but there's some brief explanation of the rationale behind each particular section of the requirements)
 
well, that explains the observation anyway. Now I just need to answer 50 more questions (and they don't even have to be good answers!)
 
Heheh
 
:wonders if selling gold badges for $10 would be a good business:
:expects sobadgestore.com is unregistered:
hi Marc
 
7:34 AM
egoldbadge.com?
 
@DanGrossman mornin'
 
'Ello Marc, how are you this Monday morning?
 
    Hi there,

    Hint wanted to let you know that your email address and password that you used to signup for Gawker (or one of its sites) were hacked. Forbes' coverage is here

    In situations like this, time is of the essence, which is why we were surprised & shocked to find that Gawker Media hadn't taken the initiative to notify you of this privacy breach immediately. We HIGHLY recommend you change all of your online passwords as a precaution.

    -The Team at Hint
    (This is a one time email)
what an excuse to spam a million people with links to their webapp
 
Heh
 
I don't use that e-mail address as a login for anything, not worried about it
 
7:43 AM
and.. what the heck is up with all the 'roblox' questions today?
I understand it's a kid's game of some sort... but they're mostly truly miserable questions
 
Hm, I was wondering what Michael was referring to over there in the starred message list, heh. I guess my front page has been fairly good about not showing that stuff to me...but yeah, those are some pretty poor questions.
 
8:01 AM
Hehee....
Specifically the last one
 
hopefully nobody minds if I ask for help with close votes for questions without lasting value: stackoverflow.com/questions/4394147
 
@YiJiang Hahaha, brilliant.
@GregHewgill Should that really be migrated to SF, or is it just S&A?
 
@GregHewgill :votes:
There are a good handful of DDOS questions on SF already that aren't closed, so they must think it's on-topic there
I just installed Olark on one of my ecommerce sites so visitors can live chat with me. Nobody's chatted, yet :(
 
hey that works well! thanks guys :)
 
No problem. :)
 
8:08 AM
 
@DanGrossman Offending website and your browser :D ?
 
Microsoft AdCenter :| Chrome
 
Really? Such a big website not supporting Chrome...
Firefox works okay... Hmmm...
 
somebody's sniffing browsers
 
it's as if they don't want my money
 
8:11 AM
The last few packages are slow to download...
 
w3counter.com/trends check out Chrome's growth trajectory
 
This 10.04 -> 10.10 upgrade is taking a hell of a long time
@DanGrossman You have enough score for [php] to help out with this?
 
With what?
 
0
Q: php tag info needs update

StasMLatest version of PHP is listed as 5.3.3. It's 5.3.4 now. Also, PHP 6 does not officially exist anymore - the development branch is called "trunk" and has no version as of yet.

 
hmm
I can edit apparently
 
Jin
8:32 AM
i'm happy with the new programmers.se design now
 
awesome
 
Jin
i'm sure i'll want to kill myself when i convert it to css though, like i often do.
 
@Jin Can haz show us?
 
Jin
@YiJiang NO!
i'll post it on meta.programmer.se tomorrow :)
or later today(monday)
 
8:42 AM
And in here, for those of us who like shiny things but have no interest in bothering to go to programmers? ;)
 
Jin
I THOUGHT YOU ALL WERE PROGRAMMERS!
 
We're not meta programmers, though
 
8:59 AM
@DanGrossman Unicorn zombie dragon?
 
ah feck, I just killed a server by filling up the root partition =p
that's supposed to be Deathwing, BRB while I move things around
Got error 28 from storage engine
F**king Anttwon.
"Hello I was wondering where my order is. I paid for it and haven't gotten it what's the problem?"
He's forgotten about his 3 support tickets and 21 e-mails, wherein he canceled the order and was issued a refund, and I sent proof of that refund 4 times.
 
yay, I got strunk and white on SO
 
Oh great fucking basterds they finally unblocked the BBC
 
nevermind I originally believed "strunk and white" was "struck and white" as in "correction fluid" :P
 
9:17 AM
What is strunk and white?
 
The Elements of Style (1918) (aka Strunk & White), by William Strunk, Jr., and E. B. White, is a prescriptive American English writing style guide comprising eight "elementary rules of usage," ten "elementary principles of composition," “a few matters of form,” a list of forty-nine "words and expressions commonly misused," and a list of fifty-seven "words often misspelled." History Cornell University English professor William Strunk, Jr., wrote The Elements of Style in 1918, privately published it in 1919, and first revised it in 1935 with editor Edward A. Tenney. In 1957 at The New Yo...
 
Hi - I saw you just signed up for olark.com, let me know if there is anything I can do to help

-Ben

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
It doesn't appear to be from a BlackBerry from the mail headers. Fake personal mail :(
 
9:35 AM
in JavaScript on Stack Overflow Chat, 32 secs ago, by Coding Kitten
@DanGrossman Snooping through your profile, you live ~8 blocks down Nelson from me. Small world.
creepbot!
 
9:47 AM
@DanGrossman Coding Kitten will be paying you a visit later tonight...
although it may have trouble killing you in your sleep, given how little you have of that.
 
Yayyyy, people are chatting with me from my website.
So far, it has not resulted in any more sales, especially since the people chatting are in countries I don't sell to because of fraud rates (Russia, Romania...)
 
@DanGrossman Aww, I had a great lottery for you to win.
And this amazing Meta Stack Overflow Premium service to sell you too!
 
:lol:
 
@radp Does it come with a platinum badge?
 
There are only 4 people with a certain SO badge. Do you think anyone would notice if I gave that badge to a dozen people in a day?
 
10:01 AM
@TimStone Sure, platinum badges such as Supporter, Briber, Bonfired, alert(false); and Interesting Person.
And the mythical Unicorn badge.
You've probably seen alert(false); before and thought it was silver.
It wasn't, it was platinum.
 
@DanGrossman Probably, even if we ignored the fact that you've mentioned it several times in here.
@radp Ah, my eyes deceived me!
 
I'm doing that to prevent myself from actually doing it.
 
@TimStone It's okay -- platinum badges on the real site shine with bloom and lens flare. Can't really render it on paper.
 
Gaming is tempting
 
You may have actually noticed some of these effects in the form of a barely visible person with a photocamera in their hands.
That's our exclusive unicorn-shaped lens flare.
 
10:05 AM
How much will all of these wonderful things cost me? And where do I sign?!
 
@TimStone @Pekka is doing the accounting.
 
Ah, should I contact him with all of my personal information then?
 
@TimStone Your transactions with be safely handled by the most respected NIGERIAN STATE BANK.
2
 
I can sleep soundly at night knowing that my transaction is in the safest of hands.
3
 
Was that discussion of how expensive The Economist is in this room or the SO tavern?
Today's Groupon for my city is 51 issues for $51
 
10:12 AM
@DanGrossman Here, I think
 
ah, thanks
Putting a mail() call into the error handler on w3counter.com was a bad idea
about 2000 mails sent out in <1 min when the DB got backed up for a few seconds
12,814 people are viewing a tracked webpage right now
 
10:32 AM
Quick sanity check:
in a MVC model does it make sense to make separate Models and Views per user type?
 
views maybe, models sounds unusual
 
My concern is that the View bit of the architecture ends up at the users'
so it may be compromised -- esp. considered it's Java we're talking about
so I wanted to make it marginally harder to get to unauthorized methods by simply removing them.
 
Gonna sleep for a few hours, later
 
11:09 AM
@Marc Mind chiming in?
 
11:32 AM
> Most surprising, Steve’s emails show that he’s developed a “holy father/son” relationship with Pope Benedict XVI — a bond that formed when Steve sweet-talked the pontiff into appearing in the Pope Rock iPod commercial earlier this year. “Benny,” as Steve often addresses him, has been trying to get Apple to sponsor his next world tour. Steve emailed back that he’s happy to consider, “if you can just tone down the religion thing a little.”
 
11:57 AM
@radp on?
I would split controller, not model
view is trickier
bit of both, but links etc need to always point to correct controller to validate user
 
12:12 PM
@MarcGravell on the "chiming in" link, not on the MVC thing :)
@MarcGravell ...duh, I meant controller :)
 
ah, sorry. My stoopid.
 
no worries.
 
Interesting question...
not sure I know an immediate answer. Thinking...
 
Reticulating splines...
2
Defining good...
Considering narwhals...
Enumerating badges...
Recalculating reputation...
 
12:30 PM
@radp Just list out all of the Sim City 4 loading strings :P
The ones from World of Goo are also cute
Maybe we should give more encouragement to the people who actually bother reading the tag wikis before asking questions
> Congratulations, you've successfully read the tag wiki on jQuery. That makes you 75% smarter than most of the people who ask jQuery questions on Stack Overflow
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12:58 PM
Only 75%
I think more like 95%
 
1:16 PM
@MarcGravell It's not CSS naked day; where's chat's CSS gone to?
 
Darn you @YiJ, you made me refresh.
I take it @Marc is working on soothing my grammar pains with the "send" button!
 
He stole the CSS! Get him!
@MarcGravell Can we have our CSS back please? We'll behave, we promise!
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@YiJiang Refresh
...and backup the CSS
 
1:31 PM
\o/
... as @RebeccaChernoff would say
 
@YiJiang sorry, what was that? I was busy trying to resurrect CSS...
;p
 
g'morning
 
DRY (Don't Repeat Yourself): is it a property, a guideline, a philosophy, an unicorn..?
 
a variant of wine
 
@radp I would say philosophy
 
1:42 PM
@MarcGravell Wine does tend to be pretty isotope, taste wise.
 
Property could also work - you see it used to describe bits of code
 
1:53 PM
Okay, I really need help here. How the heck do you get mpi to play nice with Photran?
Or rather, how do you help your father who has no experience with either English or Eclipse to use Photran?
 
Did you mean... Fortran?
 
@radp Photran is the Eclipse plugin which transforms Eclipse into a Fortran IDE
 
@YiJiang Well you show him in which ways it's better, making sure you steer clear of the process manager :P
Maybe it has autoformatting
I hope it does autocompletion
I hope it does snippets
:|
Well, no one's going to "steal" our documentation with Print Screen.
(It's a SVG, so you can zoom in till it's readable, which happens at ~400% zoom)
 
2:32 PM
Currently listening to Massive Attack. Man I wish I'd found this group earlier
 
3:11 PM
in DOS CMD on Stack Overflow Chat, 1 min ago, by Jeff Atwood
I am here for all your DOS CMD needs!
 
@drachenstern O_O
 
@JeffAtwood ~ Why do we need to stop starring the "Oy"s again?
 
I like to hope that it doesn't really require explanation
 
@MichaelMrozek u referring to me? I think it's a fun meta-thingadongdong
 
@drachenstern Maybe, but like about half the memes on meta, it's incredibly overused
 
3:26 PM
@MichaelMrozek at least we keep it contained ;) .... mostly
 
E.g. I can't post a screenshot on meta without somebody making a hilarious "needs freehand circles" comment, and I can't ask how long something will take without getting "6 to 8 weeks LOLOLOLOL"
 
@MichaelMrozek Yeah, you're right tho, it does get a bit overplayed. Also notice there are no "Oy"s currently on the right ;)
 
Hello
 
Oh, that DOS room is actually for helping someone. I thought Jeff started it as a joke
 
Woohoo I piqued the interests of other Meta's :D
in DOS CMD on Stack Overflow Chat, 24 secs ago, by Jeff Atwood
pretend it can all be done magically somehow and concentrate on the "what is it you want to end up with"
 
3:41 PM
@MarcGravell Bug? ^
 
@YiJiang slow caching?
 
@drachenstern Possibly, but chacha's in there for, how long now?
And it's still 3
 
I was in there when he joined too; it should've been at 5 and then fallen to 4
 
@MichaelMrozek Actually, it should stay at 5, since the number indicates "all time users"
 
Oh, ok
 
3:54 PM
there's a (small) minimum number of messages associated with being an "all time user"
and yes, it's also cached
 
fires up the spambot 9000 and rejoins DOS CMD
 
where's @Zypher?
Sister in law calls me (this just happened, I swear to $DEITY) ... "hey, why can't I put my songs in my media player" what do you mean? "well when I delete them from my documents I can't play them anymore" ... .... ... say what? ... "I just want them to be in my media player, not in my documents" ... really? where do I go from here? This is why people don't need computers
 
4:14 PM
ouch
 
4:24 PM
@drachenstern you rang?
 
Hello
 
@Zypher yarr, if only to complain ;)
SadMicrowave (the above links take you to the conversation) wants to do something I think is nigh impossible, but that I'm sure if anyone'll know, it's a server admin or someone from ServerFault with experience.
 
@drachenstern ... is he trying to run a batch script with write permissions from the WEB on a local machine???
 
no no
 
ok phew
 
4:30 PM
he wants IIS on Server 2k3 to execute a file on an XP machine on the domain
 
hrm
 
and as a programmer, I'm not sure how to do that. I would personally write a service using a FileSystemWatcher on a target directory and have the server push to that machine's share across the network. Takes a moment to configure, good for a long time
Actually I wouldn't do what he's doing at all, but given his predicament, that's how I would solve it
 
hm lemmie actually read the full transcript and see what he is doing
 
What part of this has to do with DOS CMD btw?
 
"copy"
 
4:37 PM
my head hurts trying to understand what this guy wants double fists coffee and mountain dew
 
I think he was hoping for a "run //xp-machine/share" type of command, and yet I'm not aware of such a thing.
May exist tho, in a IPC way. I bet he could ask some ServerFault people and I bet if anyone knew they would ;)
@Zypher how do those taste together? Does one improve the other?
 
well two issues ... running executables from a website ... is a bad bad BAD idea
 
but they're his files, it'll be ok!
 
@Zypher agreed. He just wanted to handle it in his backside of the IIS
 
2) the web wasn't really setup for this
i guess he could run an activex control shudder
 
4:39 PM
@Zypher it also wasn't really setup for real-time chat or twitter ;)
 
yea but neither of those manipulate files on your machine
i mean, that is one things activex was ment to overcome ... look how well that gaping security hole turned out
 
fair enough ;)
 
I really thing the biggest issue is that he wants an interactive window on the client
if it was some back end proccessing then you could just do an 'exec' type call out to the underlying system on the IIS server and boom you're good
 
@Zypher so I think he's doing unit testing on a physical product and needs to log the info back to a db and doesn't have the capacity right now to convert it all to a web platform
 
although ... if you pre-staged the files, you could do a file:// call in the code and run it that was ... would probably only work w/ ie though
 
4:42 PM
@Zypher hence my suggestion to do just that
 
then why the "launch from web"??
sigh ... i should stop thinking about this ... my guess is if he posts on SF he'll get shouted down a bit
 
because he was insistent about that portion
@Zypher oh hopefully someone there would try to help him rather than shouting him down ...
 
yea hopefully depends on the mood ... people don't fair well when they are insistant on silly requirement :)
there will be an initial help, but if he sticks to his "must be launched from the web" guns ... well ...
 
You see the help he got from us with that attitude ;)
 
yep
 
5:01 PM
Hmm, someone or something is definitely looking out for me today.
 
@RebeccaChernoff oh?
 
Yes. Luckily, my parents are unable to embarrass me thanks to a locked door. Heh.
 
Were you dressing and they tried to surprise you or something?
 
Haha no.
They're traveling in NYC and wanted to go visit somewhere, but couldn't get in.
 
27
Q: When is a language considered a scripting language?

SietseWhat makes a language a scripting language? I've heard some people say "when it gets interpreted instead of compiled". That would make PHP (for example) a scripting language. Is that the only criterion? Or are there other criteria? See also: What’s the difference between a “script” and an “app...

> It's like porn, you know it when you see it
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5:30 PM
@drachenstern > When it is actually usable.
Oh, wait, Javascript.
nvm
 
5:42 PM
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0
Q: Fictional edits?

matcheekJust to make it clear I really love spending time here. Is there any reason why many posts are getting edited by non-authors soon after they are posted with almost no visible change? I want to believe that these fictional edits are not just for give-me-that-600-edits-badge which would mean that...

I edited it just to mess with him
 
...way to help? |:
 
@TylerChacha Novice
 
@radp I have double your rep...
 
@radp Tags, correct?
 
@TylerChacha Accumulated in four times as much time
@mootinator Whitespace (but it mattered. kinda.)
 
5:53 PM
@radp Actually, you've been a member in Meta longer than I have
 
@TylerChacha I had 143 rep in Jul 2010.
 
@radp My rep hasn't gone up for months
 
@TylerChacha I casted a 500 points bounty in the meantime.
 
The only way to properly measure this is the go on /reputation and count the number of days there are entries..
@radp Same
 
Okay you win your epeen is longer whatever.
6
 
5:55 PM
I have a huge epeen.
2
There is some SO metric at which I beat people.
So there.
 
You just haven't figured it out yet?
 
I was the top new user the week I joined waves that around a bit
That was before Cataclysm, mind you.
Now I'm pretty useless.
 
Oooo
sec
Cata
grr
 
Heh.
 
there we go
I bought 2 giant art posters from BlizzCon
besides the fact that they arrived almost a month and a half late, they are beautiful
 
6:00 PM
My favorite thing is to start a new character and go open my 6 collectors addition pets in a large group of people just so people in the immediate area can know how large my wowpeen is.
 
Hmm...I definitely intended to be up hours ago, meh.
 
Hello @TimStone
 
'Ello
 
Must be the day for that. I may have woken up at 9 and rolled in to work just before 10. Whoops.
 
I think that's the first time I've ever seen somebody break out "I have more rep than you" to try and win an argument. I was very impressed with the SO community for not doing that; I figured it would happen all the time
 
6:02 PM
@MichaelMrozek I have less rep than you!
 
@RebeccaChernoff Heheh, well as long as I'm not the only one. ;)
 
@mootinator Well, that means I don't respect you
Earn more and then talk to me
That was an excellent time for somebody with 85k+ rep to join...
 
@MichaelMrozek I'm glad I have met your expectations?
 
@MichaelMrozek Psh, I'll work toward talking to you when you're Jon Skeet.
 
(On a good day, I'm here by 8:45. On a bad day, I'm here by 9:15. I should be here about 8:15-8:30)
 
6:03 PM
@Rebecca is that from your CV? O_o
 
lol
@RebeccaChernoff I take that as a sign of skill.
 
Why would you make an entire statement parenthetic...
 
from my CV?
 
Only the truly skillful are consistently 15-30 minutes late.
 
@mootinator I like that point of view.
 
6:05 PM
Like myself for instance. ;)
 
I'm supposed to be awake at a reasonable time for business purposes, but to be fair, I was up until 6 working, so I'll forgive myself. :P
 
How is that skillful? lol
 
I'm only here because I'm expecting an 'important' e-mail. Otherwise I'd take the afternoon off for working 6 hours yesterday :/
@RebeccaChernoff It shows that the person's sharp mind can't be bothered with lesser problems like being someplace on time.
 
8:45 I just get glances when I walk in. Past 9 and I start getting glares, heh.
Really the only skill involved is that I am damn good at ignoring my alarm clock. Or turning it off and not getting up. |:
 
Hi all
 
6:10 PM
As long as you don't start getting "What does she even do here." You're good.
 
Haha, no.
Though I am leaving, so meh.
6.5 more workdays
 
I was the only programmer in a company when I started getting that :/
 
The :| of the day, brought to you by Sock Poppets, Inc.
 
It's really hard explaining to non-programmers why it's sometimes more useful to stare blankly at a screen than actually be typing something at all times.
 
@mootinator You should have just claimed to have a neural interface that was piping code directly from your brain into the computer.
 
6:13 PM
@mootinator Should've made yourself more useful by chatting all the time.
 
@radp ;)
It makes me wonder.
 
@radp Catchy!
 
It's a pipe bomb!
 
6:54 PM
Ha. I looked at the user activity list. Now that the staff room(s?) seem to be on this chat server, I'm just curious what they're talking about. Hehe.
 
@RebeccaChernoff That's normally SOP for me, except now they're gonna expect me here early all the time :p ;)
 
@RebeccaChernoff Joel always has important things for us to talk about
Trying to write a song based on my MS Office product key. What rhymes with VCQGW?
3
 
Yeah, I saw that. (:
 
@balpha There are many keys, this song is for you!
I know, cheap rhyme.
 

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