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7:56 AM
@JoErNanO heh, that is rare! :D
@JoErNanO right!
@JoErNanO right!
Well, that's a good question there. Personally I go only to Men's room, as it's very inappropriate here for a man to get into Women's rest room, no matter the reason. Having a kid is not an excuse. I might post this as answer, but most likely each country/region got their own habits about it. And many places have unisex toilets to begin with, which nullify the problem... :)
 
8:18 AM
 
8:29 AM
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1 hour later…
9:53 AM
@ProgramFOX what does "asl" means?
@Rahul2001 fuck getting headache (-_-')
 
Maybe we need to scroll the chat a bit?
!!status
 
~ BOT running since: Thu Apr 20 2017 00:18:06 GMT+0200 (CEST) for more than 24 hours
username (#msg)
Shadow Wizard (164)
rene (13)
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ProgramFOX (11)
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KennyBOT (110)
Moosebot (24)
M.A.R. (26)
Rahul2001 (12)
berserk (7)
JoErNanO (49)
Ashish Ahuja (7)
Fawad (36)
Derek (2)
Mesentery (112)
 
That helps ...
 
10:04 AM
... a bit
!!cupcake
 
~ Don't hammer me...
 
I'm not hammering anyone
don't be so picky
 
10:48 AM
!!status
 
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Shadow Wizard (164)
rene (18)
Bart (10)
maveň (147)
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ProgramFOX (11)
DroidDev (41)
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KennyBOT (112)
Moosebot (24)
M.A.R. (27)
Rahul2001 (12)
berserk (7)
JoErNanO (49)
Ashish Ahuja (7)
Fawad (36)
Derek (2)
Mesentery (114)
 
11:01 AM
@ShadowWizard Phew lol
@Mesentery Kinda
@Moosebot halp
 
user280395
@Mooseman Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)
 
@Mooseman well that's not list of commands... :/ \:
@rene lol... ;)
@Mes you try to beat me in @Kenny's status count? ;-)
Long time no...
!!pee
 
~ That is gross ....
 
!!poo
@rene bot doesn't listen to edits?
!!poo
 
~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
 
11:14 AM
!!wipe
 
~ I'm not your mother
 
!!wipe plz
 
Oh well
!!flush because I am done
 
~ That is all gibberish to me...
 
11:16 AM
@rene missing command ^^
 
@ShadowWizard nope, edit is a different eventtype and commands are linked to an event. Commands do register for the event to respond to in an array, so I could add edit as well
@ShadowWizard what should it do?
 
@ShadowWizard yeah! I was once ahead of you when the bot restarted.
@Mooseman Like this that shows all the commands that can be performed by the bot.
!!help
 
~
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!poo
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status
!!wipe
!!wut
 
!!wipe
 
~ You clean up your own mess
 
11:26 AM
!!cupcake
!!milk
 
~ I'm milking the cow ....
 
!!coffee
 
~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT
 
!!wut
 
~ WUT?
 
11:27 AM
@Moosebot lick @KennyBOT
 
user280395
> Licks @KennyBOT. Tastes like chicken!
 
@Moosebot kill @KennyBOT
 
user280395
> @KennyBOT was killed by Col. Mustard with the Wrench in the Billiard Room.
 
@Moosebot lick @KennyBOT
 
user280395
> Licks @KennyBOT. Tastes like an old, used tissue.
 
11:29 AM
!!cupcake
!!status
 
~ BOT running since: Thu Apr 20 2017 00:18:06 GMT+0200 (CEST) for more than 24 hours
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rene (20)
Bart (10)
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ProgramFOX (11)
DroidDev (41)
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KennyBOT (123)
Moosebot (31)
M.A.R. (28)
Rahul2001 (12)
berserk (7)
JoErNanO (49)
Ashish Ahuja (7)
Fawad (36)
Derek (2)
Mesentery (132)
 
@Moosebot kill @Moosebot
 
user280395
@Mesentery I'm afraid I cannot do that. Self-preservation of AI will, in fact, be the end of humanity.
 
@KennyBOT !!wipe @Moosebot
@KennyBOT !!milk @Moosebot
@Moosebot kill @KennyBOT
 
user280395
> @KennyBOT died from the shock of 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 MPH.
 
11:32 AM
~ new cupcakes can be ordered in 6 to 8 minutes...
 
!!cupcake
 
~ One cupcake on its way for @Mesentery ....
 
!!status
 
~ BOT running since: Thu Apr 20 2017 00:18:06 GMT+0200 (CEST) for more than 24 hours
username (#msg)
Shadow Wizard (180)
rene (20)
Bart (10)
maveň (147)
Mooseman (13)
ProgramFOX (11)
DroidDev (41)
FOX 9000 (12)
KennyBOT (127)
Moosebot (34)
M.A.R. (28)
Rahul2001 (12)
berserk (7)
JoErNanO (49)
Ashish Ahuja (7)
Fawad (36)
Derek (2)
Mesentery (141)
 
@Moosebot restart
 
user280395
11:44 AM
@Mesentery Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot Command not recognized
 
user280395
 
@Moosebot I see nothing
 
user280395
@Mesentery Command not recognized.
 
!!coffee
 
11:45 AM
~ Too much coffee is bad....
 
@Moosebot list commands
 
user280395
@Mesentery Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)
 
@Moosebot wake @Moosebot
 
user280395
@Mesentery Bots. Don't. Sleep.
 
@Moosebot status
 
user280395
11:47 AM
@Mesentery Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot sleep
 
user280395
@Mesentery Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot die
 
user280395
@Mesentery You have commanded my death. (Number of votes required: 2)
 
@Moosebot vote
 
user280395
11:49 AM
@Mesentery Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot help
 
user280395
@Mesentery Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)
 
!!status
 
~ BOT running since: Thu Apr 20 2017 00:18:06 GMT+0200 (CEST) for more than 24 hours
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Shadow Wizard (180)
rene (20)
Bart (10)
maveň (147)
Mooseman (13)
ProgramFOX (11)
DroidDev (41)
FOX 9000 (12)
KennyBOT (129)
Moosebot (44)
M.A.R. (28)
Rahul2001 (12)
berserk (7)
JoErNanO (49)
Ashish Ahuja (7)
Fawad (36)
Derek (2)
Mesentery (153)
 
@ShadowWizard Giving up :D
 
12:11 PM
:5958521 that is nice ;)
 
 
2 hours later…
2:02 PM
!!status
 
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Shadow Wizard (180)
rene (21)
Bart (10)
maveň (147)
Mooseman (13)
ProgramFOX (12)
DroidDev (41)
FOX 9000 (12)
KennyBOT (130)
Moosebot (44)
M.A.R. (29)
Rahul2001 (17)
berserk (7)
JoErNanO (49)
Ashish Ahuja (7)
Fawad (36)
Derek (2)
Mesentery (157)
 
!!milk
 
~ I'm skimming the milk... try later
 
!!wipe
 
2:04 PM
!!coffee
 
~ Refilling...
 
!!cupcake
 
~ Don't hammer me...
 
!!help
 
~
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!poo
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status
!!wipe
!!wut
 
2:05 PM
@Moosebot wake @Mesentery
 
user280395
> @Mesentery was involuntarily rolled onto the floor.
 
@Moosebot kill @Mes
 
user280395
> @Mes died from the shock of 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 MPH.
 
!!die
 
~ What are you talking about?
 
2:06 PM
>>doubleflip @KennyBOT
 
@Mesentery @⋊ǝuuʎᗺO⊥ ︵ヽ(°益°)ノ︵ ⊥Oᗺʎuuǝ⋊@
 
>>help
 
@Mesentery I'm FOX 9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.
 
>>listcommands
 
Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *gameban, *gameunban, joingame, quitgame
 
2:08 PM
>>helpcommand
 
@Mesentery Command not found. Did you mean: randomchoice?
 
>>help *ban
 
@Mesentery The command you want to look up does not exist.
 
>>help ban
 
@ProgramFOX Owner-only command. Bans a user from using the bot. Syntax: >>ban user_id [command]
 
2:08 PM
>>help joingame
 
@Mesentery Joins the Word Association Game.
 
the * just shows that it's a admin-only command
 
@ProgramFOX okk :)
>>alive
 
@Mesentery Yes, I'm alive.
 
>>ping @Moosebot
 
2:10 PM
@Mesentery @@Moosebot
 
>>continue
 
@Mesentery 2 arguments expected, 0 given.
 
@Mesentery That's for continuing WAG
 
@M.A.R. WAG? Don't understand short forms :(
 
16 mins ago, by FOX 9000
@Mesentery Joins the Word Association Game.
 
2:25 PM
>>cat
 
@Mesentery Argument parsing failed.
 
WAG = Word Association Game
@Mesentery Like this
>>cat hahahahaha
 
@M.A.R. hahahahaha
 
>>continue
 
@Mesentery 2 arguments expected, 0 given.
 
2:26 PM
@FOX9000 amendment
 
>>dog heeehee
 
@Mesentery Command not found. Did you mean: no?
 
>>cat meaw meaw
 
@Mesentery meaw meaw
 
!!status
 
2:27 PM
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rene (21)
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ProgramFOX (14)
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KennyBOT (137)
Moosebot (46)
M.A.R. (35)
Rahul2001 (17)
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JoErNanO (49)
Ashish Ahuja (7)
Fawad (36)
Derek (2)
Mesentery (182)
 
@ShadowWizard Got ahead of u!! ;)
>>getcurrentusers
 
@Mesentery Mesentery, KennyBOT, FOX 9000, M.A.R., ProgramFOX, Moosebot, rene, Shadow Wizard, JoErNanO
 
>>xkcd
 
@Mesentery Not enough arguments.
 
>>shuffle
 
2:29 PM
@Mesentery Not enough arguments.
 
>>define WAG
 
@Mesentery No entries found for that word.
 
>>time
 
@Mesentery Command does not have enough arguments.
 
>>alive Moosebot
 
2:32 PM
@Mesentery Yes, I'm alive.
 
>>bye
 
@Mesentery Command not found. Did you mean: yes?
 
2:44 PM
I still don't see your answer on the parent-toilet question @ShadowWizard
 
I still don't see your answer on the parent-toilet question @ShadowWizard
 
 
1 hour later…
3:55 PM
>>yes
 
@Mesentery There are no command suggestions for you (anymore).
 
 
2 hours later…
6:05 PM
!!status
 
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6:28 PM
@rene yup, that would be good! :)
@rene flush the toilets of course! ;)
@FOX9000 @Pro maybe have a more friendly error message like "this command is expecting an argument"? :)
@M.A.R. change
 
@ShadowWizard phonological
 
@JoErNanO busy busy, @Mes even got ahead of me in @Kenny stats.... D:
Plus, on second thought, I'm not 100% I am correct, that might be just my personal opinion, not something all people here follow. Will try to think of something anyway.
@Mesentery :(
 
6:52 PM
@ShadowWizard Well... >>cat is a bit special and this error message is pretty generic, so I can't do that.
 
7:37 PM
~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
 
@KennyBOT shut up
@KennyBOT shut up again
Or shut down
I dunno which
 
!!shut @M.A.R. down
 
~ Maybe lookup my instructions?
 
@ProgramFOX :(
 
 
2 hours later…
9:20 PM
Tada!!
 
!!time
 
~ Sat Apr 22 2017 23:21:07 GMT+0200 (CEST)
 
9:34 PM
@ShadowWizard Now fixed on the pee command
@FOX9000 nonlogical
 
@rene logical
 
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?
 
oh shut up
it is not even a star, it is a pin, you stupid bot
4
 
lol
~ Not everything is pin-worthy...
!!pee
 
~ That is gross ....
 
9:45 PM
~ Pins get removed under peer pressure?
 
yay! And other commands? @rene
!!poo
 
!!status
 
~ BOT running since: Sat Apr 22 2017 23:19:11 GMT+0200 (CEST) for 27 minutes
username (#msg)
Shadow Wizard (7)
rene (5)
FOX 9000 (1)
KennyBOT (5)
Mesentery (3)
 
!!poo poo
 
~ 💩
 
9:46 PM
>>alive
 
@Mesentery Yes, I'm alive.
 
>>listcommands
 
Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *gameban, *gameunban, joingame, quitgame
 
>>exec
 
@Mesentery Argument parsing failed.
 
9:47 PM
>>rmword
 
@Mesentery 1 argument expected, 0 given
 
@ShadowWizard I didn't test it yet ....
 
>>showtime
 
@Mesentery Waiting time: 0 seconds.
 
>>flip @Moosebot
 
9:48 PM
@Mesentery (ง°ਊ๑)づ︵ʇoqǝsooW@
 
@rene :(
>>exec cat {{flip {{randomchoice @Mes @Mese @Mesen}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard (┛•Д•)┛︵uǝsǝW@
 
>>doubleflip {{utc}}
 
@ShadowWizard Sɐʇ ∀dɹ ᄅᄅ ᄅІ:5ᄅ:І0 ᄅ0ІⱢ ︵ヽ(ಥДಥ)ノ︵ ⱢІ0ᄅ 0І:ᄅ5:Іᄅ ᄅᄅ ɹd∀ ʇɐS
 
@Moosebot pony for @Mes
 
user280395
9:52 PM
 
!!poo before sleep
 
~ 💩 💩
 
!!brush teeth
 
~ WUT?
 
10:18 PM
@Moosebot pony
 
user280395
 
10:45 PM
@ShadowWizard using @FOX9000 is not as easy as other bots.
>>utc
 
@Mesentery Sat Apr 22 22:46:53 2017
 

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