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12:07 PM
@Sha has instagram?
(Out class chat is spammed with hitler)
Wanna make
 
sure
that needs alot of cobol stones
 
Mixer
 
12:24 PM
@ShadowWizard Is that cereals?
Cleans up files
Goes to troll people
 
Goes to press boobs of people
 
Blender + 3DsMax or Maya
Engine: Unity3D
 
@Unikittyeatsacat nope, hence posting here. ;)
@Unikittyeatsacat with Blender?
 
@ShadowWizard yep
 
@berserk man boobs?
 
12:29 PM
no...
 
kappa
 
@Unikittyeatsacat nope.
Ptitim (Hebrew: פתיתים‎) is an Israeli toasted pasta shaped like rice or little balls. Outside Israel it is known as Israeli couscous or Jerusalem couscous. In Israel it is sometimes colloquially and jokingly called "Ben-Gurion rice" (Hebrew: אורז בן-גוריון órez Ben-Gurion). == History == Ptitim was invented during the austerity period in Israel (from 1949 to 1959). Israel's first prime minister, David Ben-Gurion, asked Eugen Proper, one of the founders of the Osem food company, to quickly devise a wheat-based substitute to rice. Consequently, it was nicknamed "Ben-Gurion's rice" by the people...
Well, kind of those ^
 
@ShadowWizard similar to Macaroni?
 
@neferpitou only in the sense it's pasta, yeah.
 
nice
 
12:31 PM
Like houses are made of stones - but you can make lots of different houses with same stones. :)
 
@ShadowWizard :o you blew my cover
 
Thats why OOP exists
 
Sup @Deto
 
-4
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Are you sharmin?
 
12:32 PM
Still sick, @Deto?
 
Yeah
:o
Quote of the Month
 
@DetonationsPlus yeah, spam. What about it?
 
@DetonationsPlus do you play minecraft?
 
in Tavern on the Meta, 2 mins ago, by SmokeDetector
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Be utilized to battle misrepresentation and fabrication by khanrana on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
12:33 PM
@Unikittyeatsacat Yes
 
@Deto ^
 
I play Warcraft 3
 
@ShadowWizard NOT FOUND
@neferpitou sammmmeee
 
@DetonationsPlus it faced the fate all spam face, eventually. :D
 
12:34 PM
Grabs screenshot
 
@Unikittyeatsacat I am Sharmin ;) Grab my boobs plz thx
 
Actually Smoky hates people that has name starting from A->G
 
@neferpitou ?
 
@DetonationsPlus prove it ;)
 
@Deto post screenshot of your WhatsApp, with @Uni in there
 
@ShadowWizard GTCOMS :)
@ShadowWizard nah
 
@DetonationsPlus no shirt?
 
World's worst MC launcher
 
@ShadowWizard nope
 
12:36 PM
huh? Oh, you're sick
@DetonationsPlus white?
 
@DetonationsPlus Selfie plz
 
@Unikittyeatsacat no, my boobs will occupy the whole picture
 
@DetonationsPlus ...
 
@ShadowWizard yes
 
Also
YOU'RE A MAN
 
12:37 PM
yay!
 
FROM AUSTRALIA!!!
 
@Unikittyeatsacat who said so?
 
WHO RIDES KANGAROOS TO WORK
 
revelation day
 
12:37 PM
@ShadowWizard He said so in tavern before
 
@Unikittyeatsacat I can say I'm a teenage girl. :D
 
@ShadowWizard And I'm a 96 year old man
 
@Unikittyeatsacat I said that because I was drunk, @ShadowWizard 's pee was intoxicating :3
 
@DetonationsPlus ha
If you're sharmin then you're underage
Calls police
 
12:39 PM
@DetonationsPlus i remember this
 
@Unikittyeatsacat oh, she's younger than you?
@Unikittyeatsacat police is still busy with my pee
 
@Unikittyeatsacat He knows so much about her <3 <3 <3
 
@DetonationsPlus I never meant for you to drink it but hey, your call...
@DetonationsPlus I know how she looks like....
 
@ShadowWizard Freshly Squeezed Penis Beer ;)
@ShadowWizard me too
 
12:41 PM
@DetonationsPlus Sharmin never uses caps for 'i'
 
I found the real @Deto!
 
@Unikittyeatsacat So observant ;) You must like her ;)
@ShadowWizard I have bigger tits.
 
@DetonationsPlus how big?
 
@DetonationsPlus where's the lie tho?
@DetonationsPlus show me boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
@DetonationsPlus that's a cool term for pee, think I might just use it! :P
 
12:43 PM
@ShadowWizard Bigger than yours, that would be extremely big :o
@ShadowWizard I drink it everyday
 
@DetonationsPlus you cheat on my pee?! Whose pee you drink?!?!? mad
 
@ClemensHimmer Two eyes are not enough to see my whole tit.
@ShadowWizard My own *************************
 
@DetonationsPlus nah, nobody can have bigger than mine.
 
...
I can never remember swing
 
lol that edit
 
12:44 PM
 
busted
 
@ShadowWizard I just broke your record, and your pelvis
@ClemensHimmer xD
 
@ClemensHimmer lol that was cute
 
@ShadowWizard shh
 
12:46 PM
OK you know what @Deto, you can have bigger tits than mine. But not other things. :D
 
(and if you're @Sharmin, you can't have some other things, @Deto ;))
@Uni hack into Sharmin's computer, see if she's really @Deto. :P
 
If you're sharmin...
Same school, so:
What do you do for DA
 
sharminder
 
@Unikittyeatsacat Divine Attention?
 
12:48 PM
Nope
 
@ShadowWizard I have a dickvagina
@Unikittyeatsacat Dick Anal?
 
S?He'll figure it for (her|him)self
 
@DetonationsPlus oh, like @nef? /cc @Clem
 
@DetonationsPlus nope
@DetonationsPlus your llp thing
 
@ShadowWizard That will throw a compilation time exception
 
12:48 PM
@Deto so can you self reproduce?
 
@ShadowWizard Self-pollination is a better word.
 
@neferpitou which is? ;)
 
@Unikittyeatsacat llp?
@Unikittyeatsacat Digital Art?
 
@DetonationsPlus Ya, what you making for first poster?
 
@DetonationsPlus why? If you do it, and you're a female, it might end with a baby. :D
 
12:50 PM
@Unikittyeatsacat How big my tits are.
 
@DetonationsPlus WRONG
 
@ShadowWizard My baby sleeps on my tits, since they are so big
 
Thanks to tits we discover trigonometry and calculus.
 
@DetonationsPlus who is the father then?
 
12:51 PM
@ShadowWizard @Unikittyeatsacat
 
@DetonationsPlus ANSWER ME
 
@Unikittyeatsacat paintbrushes
 
@DetonationsPlus WROOOONG
IT'S PAINTBRUSHES
BOO YOU'RE NOT HER
Laughs
 
@DetonationsPlus I fear that's a problem, judging by his behavior here, good chance @Uni can't be a father yet, technically. :P
 
12:53 PM
@Unikittyeatsacat correct
 
@DetonationsPlus haha
What's your bestie doing then?
 
@Unikittyeatsacat hahaha
 
Artificial insemination (AI) is the deliberate introduction of sperm into a female's uterus or cervix for the purpose of achieving a pregnancy through in vivo fertilization by means other than sexual intercourse. It is a fertility treatment for humans, and is a common practice in animal breeding, including dairy cattle (see Frozen bovine semen) and pigs. Artificial insemination may employ assisted reproductive technology, sperm donation and animal husbandry techniques. Artificial insemination techniques available include intracervical insemination and intrauterine insemination. The primary ...
 
@Unikittyeatsacat I phone 6 ;)
 
@DetonationsPlus Nope
 
12:54 PM
@neferpitou I am touching myself tonight.
@Unikittyeatsacat YES
 
Wrong
IT'S iPHONE 6
BOO
Watches people burn
 
@Unikittyeatsacat correct
 
@DetonationsPlus Edited boo
Then what's your bestie on the right doing?
 
@neferpitou that won't work in case of our dear @Uni who might lack a crucial component. :/
 
@Unikittyeatsacat Edited Boobs?
@Unikittyeatsacat Fondling with my middle and my right boobs
 
12:55 PM
@DetonationsPlus Wrong
 
@ShadowWizard O: which components?
 
@Unikittyeatsacat Sports shoes
 
I think everything can be found in the black market :/
 
@neferpitou the one that should be introduced into the female's uterus, according to that wiki.
 
I am going to rest
Cya guys
 
12:57 PM
@ShadowWizard I think you mean money :3
 
@DetonationsPlus It's shoes
Sports shoes
 
@neferpitou rofl!
 
Oooh rekt
 
@Unikittyeatsacat correct
@Unikittyeatsacat ggot it right againnnnnnnnnnnnn
 
WAT WAI U CAN STEAL EDIT
Ok then what is your bestie behind doing
 
12:58 PM
@Unikittyeatsacat Anal-ing me
BOOOOOOOBSZZZ OUT!
 
Wrong
How much did you score for english exam?
 
status-time-for-coffee
 
status-time-for-fap
 
status-for-time-coffee
 
status-kindergarten
fail
 
1:10 PM
success
 
suckcess
 
                try {
                    Desktop.getDesktop().browse(new URI(url));
                    return;
                } catch (Exception ignored) {
                    ignored.printStackTrace();
                }
                Runtime rt = Runtime.getRuntime();
                String OS = System.getProperty("os.name").toUpperCase();
                try {
                    if (OS.contains("WIN")) {
                        rt.exec("rundll32 url.dll,FileProtocolHandler " + url);
                    } else if (OS.contains("MAC")) {
So much work just to open a stupid browser window...
 
@Unikittyeatsacat pin it to Windows taskbar. One click and it opens. Real magic!
 
@Unikittyeatsacat thats how java works, you write so much boilerplate just to achieve single thinggy :3
 
@neferpitou do it with jQuery, one line and everything works.
 
1:12 PM
:3
I appreciate Python now :3
 
status-playing-WAG-while-drinking-coffee
status-finding-last-word
@FOX9000 fractional
 
@ShadowWizard cent
 
@FOX9000 cert
 
@ShadowWizard sam
 
@FOX9000 uncle
 
1:14 PM
@ShadowWizard en
 
@FOX9000 gb
 
@ShadowWizard gigabyte
 
@FOX9000 megabyte
 
@ShadowWizard hundred
 
1:16 PM
@ShadowWizard Yummy
 
@NiKoLaPrO tasty
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
 
@NiKoLaPrO hmm? It's not really edible you know.... :D
 
:D
hundred unicorn bucks?
 
Oh my, looks like @nicael hacked Syria
 
1:19 PM
lol
 
lol
Meow @uni
 
@NiKoLaPrO yup. Got a cup instead. :/
 
:D
 
@NiKoLaPrO Meow
 
@ShadowWizard unicorn bucks cup? :)
 
1:20 PM
> You requested some unicorn bucks, which we don't actually have available to send to users anymore.
 
hey @NiKoLaPrO can you help me in my Vector work?
 
Hi @neferpitou
vector? :o
 
Adobe Illustrator
 
:D
 
mug actually, not cup :D
 
1:22 PM
oh xD
 
lol posted wrong mug
self slap
Jan 18 at 14:54, by Shadow Wizard
user image
 
lol
 
That's my mug ^^
 
3 mins ago, by Shadow Wizard
@NiKoLaPrO yup. Got a cup instead. :/
:D
nice :)))
 
Yeah yeah, even Shadows are wrong sometimes... crying
 
1:23 PM
@nikola do you know how to do some pixilated blur in illustrator ?
 
@ShadowWizard i want to steal it
 
@neferpitou is it used to censor parts of pictures?
 
lol
 
@neferpitou i never worked with illustrator before, only ps :/
 
1:24 PM
@NiKoLaPrO Play Station??
 
btw tnx
 
@ClemensHimmer if you'll come over for a visit, I will give it to you. ;)
But you pay for one beer. :D
 
@ShadowWizard pink sandwich
 
hmm... wonder if we can replace "coffee" with "beer"?
 
@ShadowWizard only temporary i guess tho :o
 
1:25 PM
@NiKoLaPrO oh, cool.
 
haha sure
 
@ClemensHimmer visit is temporary by its very definition.... :P
You mean give you temporary?
 
@ShadowWizard mug, not visit :D
 
No, I promise to really give it to you. It's not like I really need it. ;)
 
if ($('#beer').val() == 0) {
    alert('crying');
} else {
    alert('beer!');
}
 
1:27 PM
I also got SO shirt, @Clem - but guess you'll prefer the mug, lol
 
goes to israel
 
@NiKoLaPrO hmmmm...
 
left, right, oh, he's wearing that shirt, aborting mission
 
Actually, thinking about this, it will be really cool to have real life meeting somehow.
 
1:29 PM
planning "The Den Summit 2016"
 
Visit me in PH
 
laugh all you want, I still think it will be cool :D
 
@ClemensHimmer +110000001440520516565
 
Too bad we don't have Teleporters just yet, and flying is so expensive. :(
 
@NiKoLaPrO float overflow
 
1:31 PM
var beer = document.getElementById("beer")

if(beer.value != filled){
console.log("GIB BIER BITCH");
}
else{
console.log("HOOORAY");
}
 
nice :D
 
i can't format it the way i want to :(
 
Who created jsfiddle.net ? :o
 
@ClemensHimmer Shouldn't BITCH be Genädige Frau?
 
@rene hmm maybe gnädige, but no ;)
 
1:34 PM
Oh
 
willkommen zu Shadow's Den
lol
 
@NiKoLaPrO someone who is/was regular on SO, I think
 
@NiKoLaPrO googles "creator jsfiddle" hmmm "Piotr Zalewa"?
 
Yess I passed :D
 
doesn't really show up..
 
1:36 PM
I still don't understand why SE made their own Stack Snippets instead of integrating jsfiddle
 
@ShadowWizard u blow my mind
@ClemensHimmer :DD
 
No associated word found for D.
 
@NiKoLaPrO Willkommen in Schatten's Höhle!
@FOX9000 ha she wants the D
 
@zalun, London
dog enthusiast, creator of https://t.co/WqQUmgwgYC, working at Mozilla
2.1k tweets, 1.1k followers, following 299 users
 
lol
Oh hey @Uni you asked before about cereals, right? Looks what I've found!
It was long ago, maybe year or so.
 
1:38 PM
@ShadowWizard nice shoes
 
@neferpitou Why you look on my shoes?? D:
 
@ShadowWizard nice floor
 
nice shoes
 
1:39 PM
I stopped eating that a while ago though, when I found what is happening to my belly. :P
 
lol, @nef and @NiKo think like @Uni
Oct 13 '15 at 14:34, by Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails
@Sha nice shoes
 
@ShadowWizard you hoped you were only pregnant? So it would resolve it self in 6 to 8 months?
 
@ShadowWizard we are just controlled by a single user
 
@rene haha, I used to laugh with my wife when she was pregnant, who has a bigger belly.... :D
 
1:41 PM
@ShadowWizard we're cats
 
@Uni the sock master
 
@ShadowWizard there is one problem
this mug
oh
this
 
:D
 
@ShadowWizard nice polo shirt
 
1:44 PM
 
@neferpitou haha, not me though
@NiKoLaPrO hmm? Didn't get this one... :(
 
@NiKoLaPrO yup, those are @ber and me.
 
@ShadowWizard that mug should be prize for eating cereals
 
@NiKoLaPrO oh, cool! You got one? I got my mug as prize for writing a story. (Well, a song)
And the shirt was a prize for nagging the team to fix a bug.
 
1:47 PM
@sha my sister got one mug long time ago for writing a story
well, not story..
lol
>>translate sr en Lepota nije prelazna
 
@NiKoLaPrO [Powered by Yandex Translate] Lepota works prelazna
 
wtf
 
@NiKoLaPrO huh? In Stack Overflow?
;)
 
"beauty is not transitional"
no, something for "imlek"
 
first Google result ^
 
1:50 PM
xD
 
@NiKoLaPrO so you're using her mug too? Or does she keep it only to herself? :D
 
@ShadowWizard actually i don't know where that mug is
:D
 

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