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11:00 AM
wht they wants ?
 
@ShadowWizard I thought it is a civil war.
 
@berserk shut ur guesses OFF
 
@ShadowWizard But how?
How do they get past the guards and stuff?
 
Well, guns...
 
=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
 
11:03 AM
If they'd use guns they would've been arrested in the first place. They must've escaped inspection in some other way, sneaking in.
 
@berserk it's... complicated. But yeah, some of the terrorists are Israeli.
 
3 mins ago, by maveň
wht they wants ?
> Ignoring a baby boy
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M no guards, most attacks are out in the open, usually streets.
 
@ShadowWizard Who are the attackers, and why are they attacking?
 
> why are they attacking?
> wht they wants ?
 
11:05 AM
status-will-explain-later
 
(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
Explain now or suffer the consequences.
 
ok
I can see rocket launchers on the top of the gate
 
Hope, things will settle down soon.
All we need is a giant meteroide which will blast this planet.
 
11:10 AM
lol
 
btw, I resigned from my job
I will be jobless at the end of this month.
Yay! \o/
 
@berserk WTH
 
No associated word found for WTH.
 
> why
 
dunno
 
11:13 AM
...
 
Well, I resigned.
Looking for some other job now.
 
> seen
when ?
 
Just now.
 
lets talk on whatsapp
personally
feelinz naughty
 
Join @Dro sounds like he can use some help with those crazy hours he works
 
11:14 AM
@ShadowWizard lol.
@maveň Are you a human?
 
No worry @ber, @Dro will be a good boss. Right, @Dro? :D
 
@berserk baby
 
@maveň womb
 
BOT please
 
@maveň Now, you are influenced with @TLN.
@maveň dude, that's why you were bot banned,
 
11:16 AM
BOT ur now torturing me
status-bot-should-die
 
@ShadowWizard haha, imagining beaten up by @Dro with chair and table
 
@berserk for silly bugs
till death :xD
beaten till death
 
@berserk and don't forget job rules forbid fapping :P
 
yeah, for maveny bugs :P
 
...
 
11:17 AM
@ShadowWizard no0OO0Oo0o0o0.
 
now I gave up
 
11:39 AM
@FOX9000 guilty
 
@DroidDev felony
 
@Pro please ban @mav from bot. He just caused two chain breaks in last 20 or something messages
and won't even fix it
@ShadowWizard yeah....you can totally believe that
 
throwing belief on @Dro
 
12:23 PM
throwing a culture of throwing random things on @Sha
 
huh? Why no ping?
 
wha....no pin.....???wh...??
@berserk that will actually be merficul. You don't know my punching power :P
 
testing ping for @Dro
Did it ping you? ^
 
@berserk what are you talking about? I thought you were in partnership
@ShadowWizard yes it did
 
hmm...
let's bring sock
 
12:27 PM
test ping for @Sha
 
status-norepro
 
12:40 PM
@DroidDev yeah, but I lost my faith in this company, so I decided to switch
@ShadowofTheShadow Bye.
 
Status-happy
My animate function works well.
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails can you animate background color change too?
 
Yes
Even borders
 
Odd borders
 
Everything
Except font -- duh
animate($('.input')[0], {'background-color': '#000000'}, 3000)
Animates .input to have bg color #000000 in 3 seconds
 
12:47 PM
fiddle or it never happened :D
 
Alwrong!
 
I'm really proud of it actually -- better than jQuery for once
 
jQuery is awesome because it's a huge collection of "helpers", each of those doesn't have to be the best
 
12:49 PM
Lel
 
But you can make a plugin out of this and publish it @Yummy
 
Hm ok
Just override .animate
 
Looks like you're not the first ^
 
But hey, who knows yours might be even better ;)
 
12:58 PM
@Sha
Depends on how good your browser supports animations
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails now do a penis
animated
 
LMAO.
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails I expected something else
 
1:03 PM
??? No the logic in the animate method
Previously it could flicker, now it shouldn't
 
I mean I expected a different shape
the one I suggested
 
NO YOU DO IT YOURSELF ON ANOTHER FIDDLE
 
MAYBE I WILL
 
DON'T POST IT HERE
 
1:06 PM
DUH
 
Ah more bugs
Lemme fixit
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Nicely done! So you rely on the browser to do the animation?
 
@ShadowWizard Yes
 
@berserk hmm...must be very sad for you. I don't know how much can I ask here....its more of a kind of personal talk over a ciggerate kind of thing. But, still, this is sad. Something that you started, is not as good as you want it. What are your plans for future then?
 
Well, it is more like a trust break.
Will do some job in some company.
Thinking to look in mohali.
A friend is calling me in his startup in Delhi.
But I am not sure if I wanna go Delhi.
Will explore other things like freelancing etc..
That's why I told you that day, that if you wanna start a company, have trustworthy friends, or atleast have documents ready at the beginning.
Anyways, any idea how much pay can I get in Mohali?
Got 2 years exp.
 
1:21 PM
well....it was because of your advice that I didn't start the company. Anyway....if you are thinking of freelancing, I must tell you, not a golden period to do that. Odesk and freelancer just merged and renamed to upwork. Nobody is getting projects (you might be knowing this already). They have a weird thing called awards going on, which no-one is getting
 
dunno about BD stuff
Well, gonna try tho.
 
@berserk well...I presume your current CTC was just the part of profits. You can get somewhere between 20-30k per month easily here. If company is good, then 30-35, if they need you very bad then somewhere near 40.
 
@DroidDev Actually it was kinda fix pay.
 
I'll peg the average around or near 33k
 
Which gets incremented after some period.
hmm..
I can get 55-60k in delhi.
 
1:24 PM
@berserk so you have all the increment letters which mention your salary, right?
 
Not all, but I can get the current salary payslip from here.
 
hmm...
@berserk delhi is more costly too. Plus, I don't wanna go there because of many reasons, like health, security, bad living conditions etc etc.
 
same ^
But got many friends working in Delhi.
I guess Delhi is costly only for renting flats. Overall, i guess it is cheaper than tricity.
 
that's why I focus on freelancing, to equate, plus, if you get good at it in future, then, you can earn more than someone at google(that's a very escalated version of freelancing, but, I know persons who make that much from freelancing).
 
cool
 
1:27 PM
@berserk well...food is costly too, plus all the transportation
 
Well, all my Delhi friends in college say that chandigarh has costly food.
And metro is cheap I guess.
 
@berserk but, starting freelancing is like fighting a lion with stick. You need to have the confidence of Bruce Lee and patience of sloth.
 
it's a bit sticky but it'll have to do
 
Well, I have confidence, but umm.. patience.. average.
 
1:29 PM
24 mins ago, by Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails
NO YOU DO IT YOURSELF ON ANOTHER FIDDLE
 
@PraxisAshelin What's that
 
@PraxisAshelin Looks like you are much hornier than me.
 
my failed attempt at an animated penis
 
You're tylerh?
 
status-too-much-fiddling
 
I used his curve
 
@berserk according to me, you should start a job, which doesn't pressurise you much and you get home in early hours. Then you should focus on freelancing. But, beware, freelancing demands long hours, I know some people, who sleep only 3 hours on daily basis, but they earn like crazy
 
@PraxisAshelin Who's curve?
 
facepalm
 
1:31 PM
@DroidDev hmm nice idea
 
can't you just appreciate the beauty of my sticky penis!?
 
@PraxisAshelin Blech
 
@berserk guess just what I am trying to do since last two years. Loosing focus is as easy as loosing needle in haystack
 
I can do little freelancing which won;t over-burden me, and will give me some decent money.
 
@berserk that's what I am trying to tell you. Starting is like fighting a lion with a stick. I didn't get any project for like six months when I started.
but, that shouldn't stop you. Any company you have in mind @berserk?
 
1:33 PM
I can never come up with such lines: Starting is like fighting a lion with a stick. and Loosing focus is as easy as loosing needle in haystack
Not yet.
First need to make up my mind, whether mohali or delhi.
 
@ber just get some kebab
 
Or some soft salami in a cup.
 
@berserk haha, I am habitual at throwing dialogues. Can do it even in sleep. Please remember the first ("EPIC") quote of den ;)
 
make sure it's not sticky
 
throwing dialogues at @Dro
 
1:35 PM
@PraxisAshelin LOL! It looks like spilling paint, but must admit nice try! :D
 
@berserk catching and storing them in my brain's flash storage ;)
 
I like to stick my stick inside something sticky.
Hey! I made one!
@DroidDev No italic... boooooo
 
@berserk blech
 
O_O
 
haha, reviews on the spot :P
 
1:39 PM
Speaking of sticky, @ber I can't help recalling hillarious scene
 
AMERICAN PIE!!!
 
yup
Provided hours of fun and laughing
 
hasSeenEveryInstalmentOfIt
 
1:42 PM
I once had a "zipper incident" myself, but luckily not nearly as "epic" as in the movies :D
 
lol, you definitely are the one with maximum number of these kind of incidents, from our whatsapp group :P
 
rofl, tru dat!
 
2:12 PM
Bot restarted from crash
..alive
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Mmmm
 
..pee
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found.
 
pfft
useless bot :D
>>pee
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: help?
 
NOOOOO
LOL
Animater is exactly 100 lines of code
 
2:34 PM
@Sha nice shoes
 
2:45 PM
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails thanks! Can you tell what brand they are?
 
Nice to see you actually work on animation bot :D
Well, easy enough to find what shoes I have, I posted about it in Tavern a while ago :)
 
3:03 PM
@Sha as of now the only animation is being tossed around the screen
 
Good enough
 
Lemme push to GH then
 
/cc @Yummy
Not for me. I see you rolling there.
 
Oh lol YOU MADE IT
 
no, just found it via Google and put your pic ;)
 
Now, this one is far more distrurbing: jsfiddle.net/55EYt/4/embedded/result :-D
 
Oh lol
Tomorrow I'm seeing him
 
lol
Show him that fiddle ;)
 
Yep, of course
 
Is he UniDoggy?
 
3:14 PM
No
I dunno who UniDoggy is
 
oh
Maybe it's @Boom?
 
Surely not @Pra
she's too good
 
I noticed though that UniDoggy and Booms both use lots of bold
Both like sick things
 
3:15 PM
I still remember in school in the bridge that unidoggy was saying something sick
 
And you both showed up here in the Den together, out of the blue
 
So I left because school
@ShadowWizard Well I'm suspended and when I reported things in meta.SE I saw that chat bar
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails yeah, but why Mr. @Boom arrived?
(unless he was stalking you)
 
IMO @BoomsPlus is someone in your class or at least school
 
3:17 PM
I could send in another ticket to ask them to have a look
If Unidoggy is really Booms, let's see Shog perform magic
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails as long as he's not doing something wrong, they don't have reason to look into it
 
@ShadowWizard Hmmm, dunno. Quite a few people know I know programming
 
Being 13 y/o would explain a lot of things about @Boo that's for sure :D
 
@ShadowWizard Why?
How many more fonts must I get...?
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails in one word: immature :)
 
3:21 PM
True Dat!
 
..pet children
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Pets @Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails's children
I have kids?
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails technically, you're in the age where it might be possible. But I guess you should know better than anyone else if you have kids. (Except the mother of course)
 
@ShadowWizard 13 y/o have kids? Seriously?
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails they can if, well, you know. :D
 
3:23 PM
Um ok
@ber @dro @pra's favourite things
 
Proof it's actually happening sometimes
What does an eye icon on android mobile device top bar mean? @ber @Dro @Yummy @Sil
 
I don't have android as of now
 
iPhone?
 
So you develop app for WhatsApp without actual WhatsApp? Neat!
 
@ShadowWizard Computer version
Just borrowed parent's phone
Argh in ChatExchange there doesn't seem to be a way to scrape the profile pic
from bs4 import BeautifulStoneSoup
Wat
 
@maveň Because fun :P
@DroidDev Okay, here we go:
>>gameban 199867
 
@ProgramFOX User @maveň has been banned from playing the game.
 
@maveň ^ I had to disable you from the WAG game due to recent chain breaks; if you'll fix (and avoid) them next times, I'll game-unban you. (You can still use all bot's commands, except for the game commands and the word replies)
 
3:38 PM
user image
5
 
LOL
 
Lolwat
@Pro have you seen Jon Skeet's latest book?
 
lolwat
 
3:40 PM
Simple animation thing I made just now
 
@ShadowWizard dafaq lol
 
haha :D
@Pro gave @mav a good kick
 
xD
@Pro @Sha chess?
 
licks @Yum
 
3:43 PM
I just scraped the web using BS4
 
@berserk I'm watching ChessWhiz's chess stream, so... no. :P
 
OMG
I can do something now
Bot stopped
Bot restarted from crash
..alive
 
@ProgramFOX your loss.... ¯\(°_°)/¯
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Duh
Bot stopped
Whoops
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails chess?
 
3:46 PM
@berserk Sometimes I think that you think that I'm the only person on this earth, aside from you, who can play chess. xD
lichess is full of other people, really :P
 
@berserk Um later I'm testing a new command
 
I like to play with friends only...
:'(
 
4:28 PM
@ProgramFOX never unban me
@DroidDev That was not intentional BDW :(
@DroidDev I never thought in dreams that ur so much EVIL
 
5:17 PM
@DroidDev I just heard pie
 
 
2 hours later…
7:44 PM
Moo Pie
@maveň we know, mistakes happen, but thing is you didn't bother to fix your mistake, and more than that, it happened before more than once. I can also unban you at some point if you feel like playing with the bot.
>>showlatest10
 
@ShadowWizard Latest 10 words: felony, guilty, womb, baby, convict, innocent, vulgar, polite, liberalism, toryism
 
@FOX9000 crime
 
@ShadowWizard debauchery
 
@FOX9000 treachery
 
@ShadowWizard infamous
 
7:48 PM
@FOX9000 singer
 
@ShadowWizard jubilee
 
@FOX9000 Lullaby
 
No associated word found for lulabee.
 
>>retry
 
@ShadowWizard soft
 
7:49 PM
@FOX9000 core
 
@ShadowWizard density
 
@FOX9000 distribution
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M domain
 
@FOX9000 chemistry
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M theoretical
 
7:50 PM
@FOX9000 computational
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M system
 
@FOX9000 entropy
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M death
 
hey @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M still interested to hear about what's going on in Israel, from my point of view?
 
@ShadowWizard Of course.
@FOX9000 WTH.
 
7:51 PM
OK, it's going to be long so brace yourself :)
(and not right now :))
 
(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
@FOX9000 studying
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M alchemy
 
The heat death of the universe is a historically suggested ultimate fate of the universe in which the universe has diminished to a state of no thermodynamic free energy and therefore can no longer sustain processes that consume energy (including computation and life). Heat death does not imply any particular absolute temperature; it only requires that temperature differences or other processes may no longer be exploited to perform work. In the language of physics, this is when the universe reaches thermodynamic equilibrium (maximum entropy). The hypothesis of heat death stems from the ideas of...
> ...this is when the universe reaches thermodynamic equilibrium (maximum entropy)
bot is smart!
 
I never thought of it that way.
Hands @FOX some delicious chicken nuggets
 
Google both words together, usually it helps ;)
@FOX9000 alchemist
 
7:54 PM
@ShadowWizard substance
 
@FOX9000 solid
 
@ShadowWizard cohesion
 
@FOX9000 hydrophilic
 
No associated word found for hydrophilic.
 

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