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12:55 AM
>>alive
 
@NiKoLaPrO Yes, I'm alive.
 
1:53 AM
halp
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Q: New mobile UI template for chat scrolling problem

NiKoLaPrOI just applied new SE chat template, template looks really awesome but i can't scroll. I tried many browsers but nothing changed... Browsers i tried: Browser (default android 4.2.2 browser) CM browser Mozilla Firefox Chrome There is bug with a menu button too, when i click it nothing happends...

>>define cat
 
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
- a small flesh-eating mammal long domesticated and kept by humans as a pet or for catching rats and mice
- an animal (as a lion, tiger, leopard, jaguar, cougar, wildcat, lynx, or cheetah) of the same family as the domestic cat
1. abbreviation
- atalog
 
@NiKoLaPrO No entries found for that word.
:4610388 No entries found for that word.
@NiKoLaPrO 1 argument expected
@NiKoLaPrO No entries found for that word.
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. noun
- a young cat
- a young individual of various other small mammals
 
 
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6:04 AM
hi there @Cititzen
 
 
2 hours later…
7:46 AM
@ClemensHimmer What was your config? are you sure you put a valid room number?
Also what is that plain html that gets logged?
 
8:05 AM
@AwalGarg yeah i tried to join here (721), it's happening at ws-auth
Got response from chat ws-auth!: <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//E
N" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">
<html>
<head>



    <link rel="stylesheet" href="//cdn-chat.sstatic.net/chat/css/chat.stackoverf
low.com.css?v=8bd2e23babd1">
    <link rel="shortcut icon" href="http://cdn.sstatic.net/stackoverflow/img/fav
icon.ico?v=cf"><link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="http://cdn.sstatic.net/stackov
erflow/img/apple-touch-icon.png?v=cf"><link rel="search" type="application/opens
earchdescription+xml" title="Chat for chat.stackoverflow.com" href="/opensearch.
 
8:35 AM
@ClemensHimmer what did you put as a site?
@ClemensHimmer it appears you put the site as stackoverflow.com while the room number you chose (721) on that site is frozen
put the site as meta.stackexchange.com instead?
 
n00b mistake :D
@NiKoLaPrO only in the last month, doesn't really count. But I'm #2 editor all-times meta.stackexchange.com/users?tab=Editors&filter=all :D
@NiKoLaPrO yet again, only for last month. Better take a look on the all time voters, and see who's #2 in there.... meta.stackexchange.com/users?tab=Voters&filter=all :D
throwing votes on @IͶΔ
 
9:01 AM
@Awal well tbh no, i just fiddled with your code, no idea where i could define a arg anyways lol :D but ty now i know where i fucked up :)
 
lemme try running the bot here
 
:o
did the bot die?
@Sha you damn SE nerd ^^
 
hmm weird. I can see the events all working but the "replying" part is failing. oh well
ahh damn, chat has changed since then lol
 
9:27 AM
oh well :D
what is not working? the message sending or reading?
 
sending
apparently it now requires another token or something. it rejects all requests to the new message endpoint
!> info
@AwalGarg BOT: AwalGarg's bot written with Rx streams and other hipster tech. Also zirak and towc are smelly.
wtf I didn't change anything...
ohhh the filter. ofcourse
!> google foo bar
@ClemensHimmer ^ well... it is somehow magically working now :/
!> urban ttyl
@AwalGarg Urban ttyl: talk to you later
:/
 
was it the message endpoint? magic? i am confused :D
 
9:43 AM
@ShadowWizard Eating votes
@ShadowWizard The way Jackie Chan referred to the Karate kid. I think it's a romanization of something Chinese.
 
@IͶΔ haha, now they'll take you down... they were down-votes! :D
 
@ClemensHimmer there is a change in the message endpoint but it is unrelated. the issue was that my local copy of the repo had some changes for persistance which mocked the sending part. so the bot wasn't actually sending messages -_-
I pulled the copy from GH and it worked :/
anyways, got real work now. cya!
 
10:13 AM
@AwalGarg okay, i guess i can handle changes in the messaging endpoint, i know about that one at least, i guess if i fix the site it should work :)
@IͶΔ MAR what is your new profile pic? :o
 
AHA
K4P21I: a = 12.853Å; b = 21.795Å; c = 9.748Å; 1168 hkl,
i'm wiser now :)
kappa
 
@ClemensHimmer Hey that's chem talk!
You do like chem?
 
i hope the P stands for ya know what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@IͶΔ nah that's just some stuff i copied :D
i terribly failed chem classes thb :/
 
:'(
 
10:26 AM
ahm H2O :)
not chemical enough?
 
@ClemensHimmer Water is a pretty cool molecule. For 50 years, scientists didn't know that there's sp-mixing happening in it.
It makes four strong hydrogen bonds, and
 
aaah sp-mixing
 
21
Q: Why is water "the universal" solvent?

IͶΔAn old question that our textbook tried to answer but worsened the situation. Many things are soluble in water. So many, that studying solutions will always require studying aqueous ones. It is true that many non-polars like waxes are not very soluble in water, yet I have never run into a solvent...

 
H3O, i think that's a thing, it's like some heavy water-like thingy?
 
@ClemensHimmer H3O+ is a H+ ion sticking to a water molecule.
When your pour acids into water, a lot of H+ is produced and 99.999999% of it turns into H3O+.
Then of course, that can stick to two water molecules and make H5O2 +.
 
10:38 AM
H5O2 sounds cool
i hope it's deadly :)
 
It is an acid. :)
This is the coolest acid you get @Clem:
Fluoroantimonic acid (systematically named fluoranium hexafluorostibanuide and fluoranium hexafluoridoantimonate(1−)) is an inorganic compound with the chemical formula H 2FSbF 6 (also written H 2F[SbF 6], 2HF•SbF5, or simply HF-SbF5). It is an ionic liquid created by reacting hydrogen fluoride (HF) with antimony pentafluoride (SbF5) in a stoichiometric ratio of 2:1. It is the strongest known superacid, which has been demonstrated to protonate even hydrocarbons to afford carbocations and H2. Similar acids can be created by using excess antimony pentafluoride. The reaction to produce fluoroantimonic...
 
btw @Sha before i get bashed by "don't ask that shit on SO" guys, best way to start a node.js server? i just used the cmd start w/e.js command, but i want something that runs safer and doesn't just close (you know exit cmd, xampp does some cool stuff, i'm not sure is it called deamonzing?)
@IͶΔ why is that?
 
It is the GOD of acids.
Those science fiction stuff you see when a drop of something pours on the ground and dissolves everything it touches?
 
@IͶΔ and why is that
oh oh cool, like i can drop that on the deks and it'll melt trought three floors? :)
 
Yeah something like that.
 
10:43 AM
oh that's real cool :) i saw some documentary about some stuff that is so smelly you have to evacuate like 5km around it :D
chems can be fun
can
 
Chem is something that gets more fun every minute you dig deeper.
According to the classical definition, a superacid is an acid with an acidity greater than that of 100% pure sulfuric acid, which has a Hammett acidity function (H0) of −12. According to the modern definition, superacid is a medium in which the chemical potential of the proton is higher than in pure sulfuric acid. Commercially available superacids include trifluoromethanesulfonic acid (CF3SO3H), also known as triflic acid, and fluorosulfuric acid (HSO3F), both of which are about a thousand times stronger (i.e. have more negative H0 values) than sulfuric acid. Strong superacids are prepared by the...
All of those guys are pretty cool. ^
 
well, the connection things and all that is nothing for me tho, just the stuff all those things do :)
 
@ClemensHimmer That was high school. In university those dots and lines are bullshit.
Of course, chemists first want to know what stuff do.
After they've seen that, they wonder the why. And part of that why requires setting boring arbitrary rules.
Now make that curriculum and school lessons, and they become a nightmare.
Real science is very beautiful.
 
@IͶΔ I never liked that really tho, so many scales to measure stuff and all, no clue about anything, what is fire? how "liquid is something"? what is the chemical reaction of burning? how do you know what kcal wood has?? i mean wtf
 
I'm with ya.
 
10:50 AM
that's why i love programming, almost everything is logical (until it comes to undocumented APIs and hackish stuff, right @Sha ?) and you can just thing of some pattern you want to create, and bam got it :)
and then WHY THE HECK DO PEOPLE KNOW THE KCAL OF WOOD? WHAT
 
@ClemensHimmer Bingo. That's real knowledge.
 
@ClemensHimmer The change does not effect the current code, though.
 
@IͶΔ and i love that <3
 
Anything in the form of something you want to achieve, for which you have to use everything you got, including ambition, creativity, and some serious thinking.
 
@AwalGarg okay, i'll test it when i have a network without proxies and stuff :) and i feel quite dumb for not seeing i was logging into SO instead of meta SE ._.
 
10:52 AM
@ClemensHimmer That's the problem of schools these days. Smart people are sacrificed for those that are not. Those that aren't smart inside will never get to be or do anything useful, so it's a loss for everyone.
> The structure shackles.
 
@ClemensHimmer its ok haha :)
 
So you never get to sit down and study something for yourself, and see how fun it is.
Programming, on the other hand, is something you need to do yourself if you want to be good at.
So it's enjoyable, just like how science would be if we sought it not being fed it @Clem.
 
@IͶΔ i really don't wanna sound braggish (is that a word? ya know. and at least not about intelligence) but compared to other people that graduated with me i'm a genius. people that i had to explain in 5th class what i learned in 1st by my own, the easiest pattens and all. cont..
everbody always said, be careful, learn something and hope you get a job. man not a single job interview where people weren't amazed by me. i learned node.js three months ago and i have 5-year projects i can do just now :)
 
@IͶΔ since you said "schools", I'd just put this here: I fucking hate them. Even jQuery is less terrible than "schools".
</rant>
!!afk
 
@ClemensHimmer People don't brag, they just either fail or not fail at doing what they say. :)
 
10:57 AM
@AwalGarg you never opened that tag :o
@IͶΔ that is a really good way to look at it. i'll remember this
 
@ClemensHimmer You aren't supposed to if it's not HTML. :P
 
@IͶΔ what else do you suggest then? XML? :P
because XML would kill you for that if it could ;)
 
Molecules aren't alive in the first place.
Anyway, I got to study some spectroscopy myself.
It wasn't for high school. It wasn't for an exam.
It was just because it was.
And I enjoyed what I read, what I did, and what molecules I identified.
This is real science.
Einstein didn't go waste a billion hours reading any book he finds.
He saw the problem, chose it, went for it. At the process of solving it, he read some of other people's works: Ones that were related.
And he thought. He didn't read what others thought.
And then he became Einstein, not just a random German dude.
 
Ture the line between what others think and related work is small tho i'd say.
 
11:12 AM
That's beside the point. Thing is, the pioneers do what they do. Other don't do it for them.
So they don't do unnecessary stuff like calculating the amount of calorie you get from an ice cream. :P
 
Haha, that's reaaaaaally unnecessary i'll eat the ice cream anyways :P
 
@ClemensHimmer dunno about best, I have a batch file wrapped inside a Windows Service, this way the node.js server is always up and can be controlled as a service.
@Clem oops, I also have executable in the middle, as you can't have batch file as service.
Complicated, but works just fine.
 
Okay strange, any platform-independent solution you'd know? Just in case i'll reroll on Linux.
 
@ClemensHimmer nope, sorry :/
 
kk thanks for the info :)
 
11:21 AM
np
 
hmm okay searched for background service. came up with forever. might try this i guess
 
 
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1:04 PM
@Unikittyeatsacat is uni kity alive?
 
lol
wanna continue
 
@nef what is your gender today?
 
@ShadowWizard I cant disclose :)
 
hmm... @ber and @Clem would be happy if you're a girl today. :D
 
1:06 PM
lol @sha whats gender?
 
LOL
boy/girl, male/female etc
 
@ShadowWizard etc?
 
@Unikittyeatsacat man/woman and maybe more, so yeah :D
 
You should open a Meta Question : About the irregularity of Neferpitous Gender.
 
1:09 PM
@neferpitou no Meta, it might fit here:
"How can a human change gender at will?"
 
@ShadowWizard Maybe you should ask first why we cant see the air :/
 
@Sha you know currying?
 
@uni u busy ?
 
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A: how to get same result by using function and closure together in javascript

Clemens HimmerCareful: You probably won't need that functionality, it's simply redundant. You can use conditioning like that: function sum( x , y ){ if(y == undefined){ return function( y ){ return x + y; }; } else{ return x + y; } }

how in all hells would that be benificial? like whaaaat
 
@neferpitou why?
 
1:19 PM
wanna play?
 
okies
 
god i'm so disgusted by people generating JS in PHP omg
like
mega blech
 
lol
while people at the php room says "JS sucks"
 
$('.chat-box').load("<?php echo base_url()."users / message / refresh_div / "; ?>" + session_to_user);
well PHP is for old farts but hey :)
 
1:22 PM
:)
 
not my cup of coffee, it someone asks me to code PHP i ask them go f*** themselves :)
you can program that rusty old stuff yourself ^^
 
lol
your hatred to php seems deep.
 
@neferpitou server plz
 
1 sec
Shutting on
 
it's just a mess, seriously. just compare two clean codes, same functionailty JS and PHP. i can barely read the PHP, everything changes between versions, everything is decbrecated and still works somehow, and this and that. i mean wtf PHP
 
1:25 PM
USE TEH NODEJS
 
Up and Running
 
> Can't connect to server
 
it takes a while
 
Ah ok
dnoe
 
@neferpitou air?
@ClemensHimmer so what's your stand about classic ASP? ;)
@ClemensHimmer currying? Nope, never heard the word actually... I think
 
1:35 PM
@ShadowWizard it was really funny.. a indian dude called it currying XD it's called like that appeariantely
@ShadowWizard never done anything with that, it's just too old
 
> currying is the technique of translating the evaluation of a function that takes multiple arguments (or a tuple of arguments) into evaluating a sequence of functions, each with a single argument.
huh... well, think I do it in node.js at some points
 
@Sha see the SO link i posted
yeah func(1)(2)
i never knew you call it like that either :D
@ber @Pro is that a common name in india? oh boy i couldn't say that name Oo
Rajaprabhu Aravindasamy
 
@ClemensHimmer um.... @Pro isn't from India
Did you mean @Dro? ;)
@ClemensHimmer yeah, nice... though exact copy of the accepted answer. :D
Like I said in comment, great minds think alike, right?
 
Eats curry
 
1:52 PM
@ShadowWizard absolutely not.. i literally wrote mine and the answer thing popped up.. i was jsut thinking of a good way to tell op not to use that bs -.-
@ShadowWizard yeah oops
@Dro ping was for you, accidentally pinged Pro cc @Sha
 
@ClemensHimmer oh, yup, that is south India name (I think). These kinda names aren't around here(where me and @ber live). We live in north India. Even I twist my tongue while pronouncing that name ;)
there are actually 4 words in that name
Raja = King
Prabhu = God

Aravinda = ?
Sama = (probably)master
 
@DroidDev Oh damn boy, not even gonna try :D
@ShadowWizard well, seems he's not THAT clever :| redunant code and all
@Sha SO is a terrible place by now :( i just read @IͶΔ 's answer about the big town and all.. and damn it represents SE pretty well :|
 
2:10 PM
Huh
@neferpitou I can no longer connect
 
@Unikittyeatsacat what are you two doing anways?
 
minecraft
 
2:21 PM
shuts down XAMPP aaaah sweet relief everything in node ..... i forgot something right? starts mySQL again
 
@Unikittyeatsacat dc or busy?
lets continue it later
 
2:49 PM
ahhhh
hello there
eats pure wasabi in one shot it's a bit hot here, don't know why :D
 
3:03 PM
@ClemensHimmer but it's still useful, for those with thick enough skin. :)
@PDKnight drink milk, I heard it helps reducing the hotness :D
 
@ShadowWizard I feel no hotness now :D
 
@PDKnight cool! :P
+alive?
!>alive?
@Mooseman alive?
>>alive?
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: alive?
 
huh, only one bot alive.
!!/alive?
 
want me to start it?
 
3:07 PM
Go ahead :D
 
!alive
@PDKnight I'm here.
 
!listcommands
 
@ShadowWizard The commands are: !listcommands, !alive, !echo, !lmgtfy, !listmemes, !meme, !rmeme, !bigtext, !online, !or, !eval, !afk, !tag, !shutdown, !reload, !onlineavatar
 
!eval DBOT;
 
>
[object Object]
 
3:08 PM
!eval DBOT = undefined
 
>
undefined
 
!eval location = 'http://google.com'
!alive
 
!alive?
 
huh
 
3:09 PM
lol
 
loool
 
Another loophole for you
 
@Uni rename to @UnikittyTheBotBuster
 
not now, I'm going to stream
 
3:11 PM
+dead?
!dead?
 
guys...
that foto
it's going to be my new wallpaper
 
No, don't jump..... :D
 
rofl!! i.imgur.com/rWgCx.jpg /cc @Clem @Dro @ber
@Uni don't click^
 
3:15 PM
what's that cc?
@Sha
 
@PDKnight to let people know about the message :D
I know how @ber is using Facebook!
 
:D:D:D
 
A carbon copy is the under-copy of a document created when carbon paper is placed between the original and the under-copy during the production of a document. With the advent of email, the abbreviation cc or bcc (blind carbon copy) has also come to refer to simultaneously sending copies of an electronic message to secondary recipients. == UseEdit == A sheet of carbon paper is placed between two sheets of paper and the pressure applied by the writing implement (pen, pencil, typewriter or impact printer) to the top sheet causes pigment from the carbon paper to make a similar mark on the copy. More...
that's the origin ^
 
3:35 PM
@Sha fuck SO for real
really
fucking
NO, damn you SO
i'm downvoting some guy because his answer is complete BS and he just downvotes my perfect answer -_-
seriously
i'm gonna leave this site
 
@ClemensHimmer Well, SO is a tool. The fact that using it has become more frustrating (!= frustrating) and harder (!= hard) doesn't mean it can't be useful.
@ClemensHimmer Don't get upset about it.
Everyone gets downvotes and for users that hang around a bit more than nothing, it never is purely downvotes in good faith.
It should get to a point when you don't care about the number at all.
 
@ClemensHimmer what @IͶΔ said ^
 
it's just cancer, i think i'll actually stop helping people, always those newcomer JS guys that think jQuery is the god of JS, no idea of architecure whatsoever, and those people downvoting me. just no. ,
 
@ClemensHimmer This is supposed to be fun for you. If it's not, just leave it for a couple of days (weeks? months? centuries?) until it's all fun again.
No one obliges anyone else to answer stuff for them.
Shog said something awesome about this.
 
i just spend 10 minutes on perfect pure JS code that will always work, formatted my answer, added examples. why in all hells :/
no absolutely no fun atm :|
 
3:50 PM
Then take a break from the site.
 
i gotta go smoke a cig now first anyways lol
 
If I were you, I'd've come back tomorrow due to my forgetful nature; but if you just can't start fresh tomorrow, then take your revenge on bad questions. BURN THEM. DOWNVOTE THEM. EAT THEM!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!
 
but yeah, i probably should do that
 
I would stop posting for a while and hang in meta.SO, or flag stuff.
 
ah yeah i can review right, let's do that
 
3:58 PM
@ShadowWizard Mooseman, yes. Moosebot, please hold... :/
 
hey at least the OP is not dumb, he accepted it :)
 
status-needs-new-icons
 
@Mooseman for?
 
@ClemensHimmer New SO logo, new voting arrows, etc.
 
@Mooseman why's that? i think they're just right :)
 
4:11 PM
@ClemensHimmer But inaccurateeeeeeee
 
@Mooseman now i'm confused. inaccurate? what are you talking about? ref plox
 
@ClemensHimmer The current icon set is different than that pictured
 
@ClemensHimmer he's talking about this pic you posted
 
@ShadowWizard oh lol, i just realized :)
 
4:24 PM
(:
I find this Bobince/Skeet/Balus worshiping rather amusing.
 
4:39 PM
back!
 
Screams and runs away
2
 
why?
 
You saw a "back" coming.
 
lol
nevermind :D
 
5:00 PM
@IͶΔ that was really funny in my imagination :D
 
@ShadowWizard Well, people might want to have a module with an empty command for any reason. Why would you post a message with only the prefix anyway? :P
 
ooooh mobile chat just changed :)
and i just dropped my phone into the toilet :( it wasn't piss water for what it's worth lol
and phone is buggy now
 
@ShadowWizard I really like chocolate, but I don't like milk. So no hot chocolate either.
 
5:15 PM
@ProgramFOX :o
You hate milk?
Jun 20 '15 at 18:14, by berserk
@DroidDev kids these days....
20 hours ago, by Shadow Wizard
kids these days
 
@IͶΔ your N is displayed properly finally, mobile hurray
 
May 26 '15 at 13:42, by berserk
@DroidDev Kids these days.
@ClemensHimmer \o/
 
@IͶΔ Yeah, but that doesn't mean I dislike all milk-based products. I like cheese, for example.
>>removelink dockside COD
 
@ProgramFOX Link removed.
 
@ShadowWizard Done. I will re-add it when I get a fix for the bug.
 
5:50 PM
@Awal found out where the request fails, on attemptWebSocketAuthentication() a request to chat.meta.stackexchange.com/ws-auth is made, but that's 404. any idea? ;D
 
@ClemensHimmer lol! "not piss water" meaning clear water, or more than pee?? :D
@ProgramFOX but... chocolate contains milk, you know... ;)
 
@ShadowWizard it fell into the toilet bowl and it was just water ^^
 
@ShadowWizard Milk chocolate, yeah. But I don't really like milk chocolate, pure chocolate is better.
 
@ClemensHimmer oh, lucky you! What would you do if it wasn't just water?
@ProgramFOX oh, you mean dark chocolate... agree it's better! :D
 
uh yeah, dark chocolate
 
5:57 PM
70% is ideal
more than that is too bitter
 
I do like more than 70% actually.
 
@ProgramFOX yay!
 
@ShadowWizard fuck i'd have pulled it out too, i have not 600 € for a new phone ._.
 
@ProgramFOX but... it's just bitter... tasted 90% once and it's... bitter
 
I tried 99% once :P
 
5:59 PM
@ProgramFOX do that with alcohol, might be fun
 
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