Wizards Den

@berserk not exactly. We have mandatory service of 3 years when we are 18, then one year of "freedom" then each year until we are 40, we must go to the reserve army if needed, for training of for... missions.

So I finished the 3 years long time ago, but still got the once-a-year thing

DroidDev

6:44 AM

so your army is just like my ex. It keeps coming back periodically :P

3

Shadow Wizard

That's how it is in such a small country with so many enemes

@DroidDev haha! exactly!! :P

But there's no make-up sex with the army..... D:

berserk

@ShadowWizard each year? means only 1 year?

DroidDev

on the other hand, @berserk got no ex either :P

@ShadowWizard well...there is no sex with ex :(

berserk

Shadow Wizard

@berserk each year there can be anything between 1 day and 30 days of service, and we must go there.

DroidDev

6:45 AM

hey @berserk, you shifted your job yet?

hows your father?

berserk

@ShadowWizard oh

FOX 9000

@berserk pah

Shadow Wizard

So two years ago and one year ago, I didn't have any service, and this year I got 14 days

DroidDev

@FOX9000 messy

FOX 9000

@DroidDev situation

berserk

6:46 AM

@DroidDev Nah, we had an agreement, so won't be leaving now.

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev masturbation ;)

DroidDev

@berserk good for ya, so, when is my party? 'D

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard mental

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 illness

berserk

@DroidDev Better now :)

FOX 9000

6:47 AM

@ShadowWizard occasion

berserk

@DroidDev lol, in december

need to go hometown today

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev oh. Well, I had one time so thought you might have it too :/

berserk

@ShadowWizard oh okay, drive tanks and choppers :3

Shadow Wizard

@berserk huh? what happened to your father? ;(

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard well....still got a long way to go there

berserk

6:48 AM

@ShadowWizard An electric pole fell on his back. Spine fracture.

Shadow Wizard

@berserk lol, kind of a tank, just with bigger gun and less armor, but not driving it :)

berserk

But the surgery went fine, he is recovering fast :)

Shadow Wizard

berserk

@ShadowWizard Ah, then on gunner post?

Shadow Wizard

this is what I have ^^

berserk

6:49 AM

@ShadowWizard 403 forbidden.

Shadow Wizard

brrr

@ber now OK?

@berserk kind of, yeah :D

berserk

yeah :D

Shadow Wizard

My main role there is to eat all the food ;-)

berserk

cool tank

ROFL

Shadow Wizard

This week we were outside in the field all week, no shower, no toilets, and no hot meals.

But it was fun after all! :D

berserk

6:52 AM

blech

Shadow Wizard

Amazing how the body adapts - with no toilets, there is much less need to use them. ;)

berserk

Reverse for me :p

Shadow Wizard

And I can swear the sweat is also less smelly when you can't shower

berserk

If there are no toilets nearby, it freaks me out :p

Shadow Wizard

(otherwise we couldn't survive 7 men in that small cabin 5 days)

maveň

6:55 AM

@ShadowWizard will miss den @berserk @DroidDev @ProgramFOX @FOX9000 @Unihedron @Frank

Shadow Wizard

@berserk so consider a nearby bush or tree as toilets :P

@maveň same here, but still hope you will get back ;)

ProgramFOX

What about toilet paper? You bring that with you? :P

berserk

@maveň Are you discarding internet?

DroidDev

@maveň are you going to mars?

berserk

Or going to himalayas?

Shadow Wizard

6:56 AM

@ProgramFOX yup, we still have personal hygiene - most of us even brought wet wipes. :)

And also might be surprising, all of us put new pair of socks, underwear, and shirt every day even without shower. ;)

berserk

lol

I can easily survive this :p

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@ShadowWizard The main part remained the same though. I'm still MAR.

@ProgramFOX And chemicals. ಠ_ಠ

ProgramFOX

Just one ;P

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

You're all chemicals in your real self.

berserk

blech

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

7:03 AM

BLeCh? That's a borochloride bonding with a leaving group.

Shadow Wizard

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. hmm... so same thing, just shorter. Cool! :D

Anyways, there is a short vid of the team in action, but not sure it's good idea to put on YouTube. If anyone wants, feel free to ask in whatsapp and I'll send, you're all friendly here. :D

berserk

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Are you telling me @Unikitty is a chemical too?

Shadow Wizard

Who is UniKitty??

;)

berserk

Oops, did I jut say Unikitty?

Shadow Wizard

@Yum @Yum who is @UniKitty?

berserk

7:05 AM

Anyone browsed deep web ever?

Shadow Wizard

@berserk nope, never bothered

(no need for drugs, child porn, or slave trading)

berserk

lol

there is more to it

Shadow Wizard

like?

berserk

secret hidden documentaries and stuff

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@berserk UNiKITy? Look up the symbols.

berserk

7:06 AM

like Area 51.

Shadow Wizard

lol

most fake, I bet

berserk

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. CHEMICALZ! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

lol I am so excited to browse it, but also scared.

Shadow Wizard

@berserk as long as you don't actually do something illegal (like ordering drugs or download child porn) you should be safe. Dunno about that hidden documents though. :/

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@BeRSeRK is a complex with beryllium, selenium, potassium and two alkyl groups.

Shadow Wizard

browsing the deep web by itself can't really be illegal

berserk

7:10 AM

its not just illegal or legal, I heard people troll with you if they came to know your ip

they will get your personal info, like address, and start trolling :p

That's what I read.

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. CHEMICALZ! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻.

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

Hmm, @SHaDOWWIZaRd contains an unknown element. :P

Shadow Wizard

:D

@berserk hmm... not sure if it's possible since you don't really need to give your real address when using deep web. More likely just urban legend

@FOX9000 vacation

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard tutor

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 mentor

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard encounter

berserk

7:17 AM

@FOX9000 sexual

FOX 9000

@berserk inhibit

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 exhibit

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard extravagance

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 flamboyant

FOX 9000

No associated word found for flamboyance.

Shadow Wizard

7:18 AM

>>retry

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard lawyer

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 rich

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard foliage

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 wood

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard carpenter

DroidDev

7:22 AM

@berserk what is deep web? Never heard of it :/ cc @ShadowWizard

berserk

Hidden websites, which can't be indexed by normal search engines.

DroidDev

ooooooo

berserk

It consists of 94% of the web.

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

Shadow Wizard

One of its big players was caught with the help of Stack Overflow ;)

berserk

7:25 AM

@ShadowWizard Wut?

Shadow Wizard

196

Q: Did the Stack Exchange staff members assist in the apprehension of Ross Ulbricht?

The recent arrest of someone behind Silk Road is in the news today, he was arrested in a San Francisco public library. A couple of background articles here and here. To what extent, if any, did staff and/or admins have in assisting law enforcement agencies in arresting this programmer? Did the...

Silk Road operated inside the deep web. /cc @Dro

@FOX9000 forge

@Unihedron pommel

@FOX9000 saddle

@Unihedron mount

7:27 AM

@FOX9000 ride

FOX 9000

@Unihedron drawbridge

Unihedron

@FOX9000 mechanism

FOX 9000

@Unihedron survival

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

0

Q: can stack overfollow built internally? advantage and disadvantage

first_time_question_thanks in_advance *can stack_over_follow_built _internally? * advantage_and_disadvantage_?

support stackoverflow

WTH.

Shadow Wizard

troll

@FOX9000 instinct

FOX 9000

7:32 AM

@ShadowWizard slavish

berserk

I, personally, hand-cuffed him. For using PHP, no less. — Oded ♦ Oct 3 '13 at 12:12

LMFAO

Shadow Wizard

lol

@Oded is a strong and scary man :D

I am hungry :/

Welcome back.

7:45 AM

@berserk ghar ja rha hu BC

diwali pe

so jaaa abb

berserk

lol

happy diwali in advance

cya!

maveň

kal

janaa

hai

berserk

kal kre so aaj kar, aaj kre so ab :p

maveň

@berserk bosdu train kal h

>__<

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard now I am interested in deep web

berserk

7:48 AM

Silk road is no more.

maveň

yeah! no more

@bjb alive ?

Catija

8:31 AM

@ShadowWizard That dupe of the "wrong answer" question is a dupe but, slightly ironically, that answer is not really very useful any more, as it's old and... wrong. And, personally, I don't think that significantly editing an existing answer to make it correct is a good policy.

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

12:56 PM

Sorry people there's no Whatsapp chatbot today

I don't have my phone

Anyway going to do if's for the XML parser

@ShadowWizard I dunno

Waits long long for 15 hours

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

1:17 PM

                <if type="os">
                    <windows>
                        <click eval="true" lang="JavaScript" run="print('Hi windows\n');"/>
                    </windows>
                    <mac>
                        <click eval="true" lang="JavaScript" run="print('Hi mac\n');"/>
                    </mac>
                    <linux>
                        <click eval="true" lang="JavaScript" run="print('Hi linux\n');"/>
                    </linux>
                </if>

Yay

berserk

no0o0o0o0o0

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

It prints "Hi linux" because I'm using ubuntu

Oh and I'm doing something cheaty

I will know when someone turns on my phone

var o = new MutationObserver(function(){alert("OH NOES")}); o.observe($('#side')[0], {childList: true, subtree: true})

[ SmokeDetector ] Shog9: Who is teh Shog9? by Shog's Socks on shog.stackexchange.com

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

1:38 PM

Stupid headphones not working...

berserk

I know that feel...

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

So just play without sound... boring

But I'm, taking a break from programming tonight

Shadow Wizard

1:58 PM

@Catija hmm... I will take a look. Did you vote to reopen?

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails and who is @UniDoggy?

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

@ShadowWizard The stupid arqade thing

Shadow Wizard

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails go outside, to a party, enjoy with friends! ;)

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

Nah, watching youtube games

Shadow Wizard

blech

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

2:49 PM

Yay

If you have this code on linux:

                <if type="os">
                    <windows>
                        <click eval="true" lang="JavaScript" run="print('Hi windows\n');"/>
                    </windows>
                    <mac>
                        <click eval="true" lang="JavaScript" run="print('Hi mac\n');"/>
                    </mac>
                    <linux>
                        <click eval="true" lang="JavaScript" run="print('Hi linux\n');"/>
                        <click eval="true" lang="JavaScript" run="print('Hi linux 2.0\n');"/>

And you click the menu item, it will now print both hi linux messages