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@hichris123 Huh? What's wrong with fingernails?
> I tend to keep my nails trimmed pretty short
o_0 that defeats their purpose…
Other options: teeth, toe nails, corners of walls, corners of furniture, basically anything made out of plastic or metal, the ground, basically anything if you're determined enough.
 
@bjb568 Maybe for cats it's okay to claw people, but in the human species, it's common courtesy to not scratch each other.
teeth? You're going to try to bite a lottery ticket?
 
that's how you know whether it's good
 
user202362
12:42 AM
I grow my nails for myself - scratching me when I am itching. Why would my hand grow things for scratching other people? :p
 
@Shog9 Hmm, but then how do you figure out which squares are the winning ones?
(it might be a good card, but which squares do you scratch off?)
 
gotta smell it for that
 
Ah, of course.
 
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2:18 AM
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user310756
2:50 AM
@Shog9 reviewed 195 tag wikis, have 35 that need custom edits, but attributed all plagiarised content with a reasonably high approval rate of edits. Am going to resubmit the rejected ones with improvement. I hope you're happy man! :D
 
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@MsYvette Good job :)
 
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7:00 AM
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!!/blame
 
@AndrewT. It's Andrew T.'s fault.
 
@SmokeDetector You called it.
> SmokeDetector, the most accurate random blamer.
 
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7:27 AM
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@SmokeDetector LOL
 
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10:10 AM
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10:34 AM
@DroidDev I've found the perfect game for you
 
@Derpy thanks for looking out. Lemme take a look
 
@Derpy I have played it before, when it was still an executable on Windows only!
Well... "Played"
 
@AndrewT. what is it about?
 
RPG
 
@AndrewT. I totally don't get you :P
 
10:48 AM
Loading is going on since I started it. Nothing else :/
there is an XP background and a program is running on it.
and it keeps reloading some progress bars
 
It seems you might be a target of possible prank. What would you like to do?
- chat with an expert
- Chat with an expert
- chat with an EXPERT
 
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@IͶΔ chat with an EXPERT
 
@DroidDev Sorry, that option is not available in your country. That's all we know.
 
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11:04 AM
@DroidDev That means that the game is playing itself as expected. It is even better than that ant hive one you used to play... here, even the upgrades are managed by the system.
Just enjoy looking at the numbers going up.
 
@Derpy ummm....actually, I still play it :/
@Derpy b...b...but, where's fun in that?
 
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@DroidDev Contemplative fun?
 
12:32 PM
@DroidDev its Zen gamification. All the fun of gaining badges on SE but none of the typing.
 
12:46 PM
Been reading the comment on the Mighty site after latest delay announcement. Seem Inafune really did it this time.
As for me, I am moving the money to something else.
(never been so happy to have missed a kickstarter before)
 
@MikeEdenfield I just closed the tab a while ago. :/ cc @Derpy
 
@Derpy I heard about that; as I understand it, he got a kickstarter for a single-player side-scroller mega-man style game, make a few million in kickstarter funding, and now is delaying the release because multi-player support is broken?
 
Ooh
Now after 6 flags the post gets replaced by a box telling you it's no longer viewable
 
I loved 6 flags as a kid.
 
@MikeEdenfield to be more precise - the game is now delayed for the fourth time
 
12:59 PM
why not just play mega-man again?
 
the third time, the backers discovered the delay because online shops like amazon shifted the release date. They contacted the company and for a while they even didn't acknowledge the delay, saying amazon was lying.
You can understand that some of the backers are now a little angry.
After all, they have been waiting for 2.5 years.
For a 2d game that they built using ... a 3d game engine for some reason.
Oh well, I can move the preorder to the Odin Sphere port now.
 
yeah i was reading the comments. also, something about taking the kickstarter money and selling the game anyway?
sounds like another Daikatana situation.. just because this guy made a really awesome video game once doesn't mean every thing spits out will be gold.
 
@MikeEdenfield that was another shady thing. From what I gathered, at a point, soon after the 2 or 3 delay, the company pulled out another kickstarter for another game
it was called Red Ash, and was a sort of Megaman Legend spiritual successor.
As you can expect, the kickstarter was failing horribly - people wanted them to finish the delayed game before starting a new one.
 
I'm always reluctant to fund kickstarters anymore; too many companies figured out how to use it as "free venture capital for big corporations" instead of "crowd-funded support for struggling developes"
 
still, it got some backers. Now, if the funding failed, those should get the money back, right? Well... at the last minute, a chinese company showed up and funded the missing part of the kickstarter.
sound like a punch in the face? Basically, now the kickstarter wouldn't be refunded, because someone pushed it forward as it was failing. Problem is, now people are thinking that the chinese company was a fake one, created so that the funding would not fail and they could keep the money.
 
1:12 PM
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Q: Get someone assignment 4 of CodeAcademy?

PreppieGirlUnderstand someone commissioned four of Code Academy? I do not really him ! Can someone help me? Yes, I 'm new ! I'm sorry for my bad English, i come from the Netherlands and i am 12 years old!

SUSPENSION TIME KID
YOURE 12
 
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@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy I totally agree.
in Shadow's Den, Jul 21 '15 at 13:42, by Unicorns Are Very Very Yummy
Or 12 really since my birthday hasn't passed yet
 
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@Derpy that was so last year
 
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1:53 PM
Apr 4 '15 at 0:53, by Shog9
damn cat. Need a retroactive kick for that
.... wait, wrong cat. :P
 
2:33 PM
I never really understood why Stack network needs to be 13
Doesn't that exclude early age developers who have legit questions?
 
It's legal crap: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 
I noticed most of the verified purchaser reviews on that book say it's crap and full of invalid HTML, guess that will ensure the next generation of low-quality HTML questions for Stack Overflow
 
2:46 PM
@PeterJ it is a new form of rep farming. You spread false documentation so that you will be the only one that will be able to answer
 
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Q: What are review tests (audits) and how do they work?

AsheeshRI recently received this rather amusing message while reviewing a user's first post: Congratulations! This was only a test, designed to make sure you were paying attention. This post has already been removed, but thanks for taking time to leave feedback for the author. What is t...

 
As in why question not found
BEcause I did an audit at the exact same time as another user
 
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy too late. Room has already switched to "Let's lecture the newbie" mode. Please, wait still until @bart finds out the students registry and text-books.
 
lol
Hi devs
I haz question
me an not want to go to teh metas
 
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3:43 PM
crickets
 
Get them out of here!!
 
crick crick
 
4:07 PM
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5:30 PM
wow. I totally forgot I had a gold badge on SO when I VTC a question.
 
OK, we found the user that didn't use their close vote privileges. Your fault the CVQ is out of control.
 
Sorry, I'll get right on that.
actually, now that I know I'll probably never VTC another C# question ever.
 
 
@MikeEdenfield Don't tell me you can't find anything tagged and that is as crappy as a random PHP post...
 
well. all of it's crappy which makes me assume I'm being too harsh.
:)
 
5:46 PM
After a while you get used to it....
 
5:59 PM
First time migrating question from CVQ, it took quite a loooooooong time to finish the process... (I didn't expect that)
 
6:10 PM
wow I forgot how exhausting the SO CVQ was.
on SF/F we spend hours staring at the review page hoping for one to come in. :\
 
6:37 PM
@shog9 I know you are busy with elections and stuff but if you have a few seconds to spare can you give my comment some attention and maybe put another 6 to 8 time-units on the clock?
 
6:50 PM
githubusercontent.com is blocked at my school.
 
you're not missing much.
> Fastly error: unknown domain: www.githubusercontent.com. Please check that this domain has been added to a service.
 
well… given its name… one might presume that it hosts content from, ya know, github users
 
Well, imgur.com is blocked on my office, and I have to request to unblock for SE specific domain
(thanks for that specific domain though, otherwise there's no chance it'd be unblock)
 
Because viewing images on the internet is just innately sinful.
 
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@SmokeDetector tp
 
@rekire Recorded answer as true positive in metasmoke. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use trueu or tpu.
 
I most mixed up the question with the answer
 
 
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10:05 PM
 
user202362
10:36 PM
even the spammers went to sleep ...
 
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user202362
...
 
had to say something
 
user202362
10:52 PM
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it's spam
 
user202362
no, it's not
 
user202362
trolling != spam
 
user202362
gosh on the people who are bad with internet terminologies
 
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