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11:00 AM
you know I can only talk sarcasm in chat, which girls don't like according to some of my friends...
 
I don't know about that. But talking to her is different than being sarcastic in a chat with everyone
 
but what to talk with her? I asked hobbies and stuff.. what else? :P
It was like, it is not going anywhere
 
it won't go anywhere either, in beginning. Patience my friend. In this situation, I'll just wait for her message, and rush-in for help :P
Though, I don't do that usually :/
once, I took six months(whole semester), to make a girl interested in me.
 
wtf
 
when did this conversation start to be about dating? did i miss something?
 
11:04 AM
haha, actually it originated somewhere else(I caught @berserk red-handed)
@berserk if that's what it takes. Though, you have to decide if she's worth it. This girl might already be committed in a serious relationship :P
 
noooo000OOo0
 
haha, just an assumption. Also, what makes you so special around here, that she'll fell for just a random guy on internet, whose name she don't even know :P
you gotta play it smart bro!
 
She said hi to me once (when i was not online), and pinged me saying where are you......
 
well....she must have needed some help with some topic. Don't you know that quote "If you ever help a girl in need, she'll remember you again, when she needs something" :P
 
@Dro + !!!
don't put em on a podest or glorify them
and what did you do @ber ? red-handed?
 
11:10 AM
hehe, thanks for support @ClemensHimmer :D
 
@DroidDev Nah, she never asked for any help regarding anything, just talked always...
@ClemensHimmer lol.
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, nothing that much red-handed ;)
 
or white-handed? ;)
 
lol
 
joj
 
11:11 AM
shout out for everyone who understood that
 
guess most did
lol
but @ber @dro what's that red-handed thing about?
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, actually, @berserk is hitting on a girl and he didn't tell me about it. I caught him anyway.....so now I am thinking of a way to punish him for not telling me ;)
 
like you told me that you ain't single anymore...
 
what's the big deal? :D
 
lol
 
11:25 AM
@berserk haha, I told you when you asked :P
 
well.. same I can say...
Anyways.. that means you are getting laid? xD
 
i wanna participate too :(
 
lol
Ticket cost: $500 USD
 
i'm slaving in civilian service rn, have to go trough all the declined post .. there is some guy named;
Liridon Blach
@ber ticket for? ^^
 
@ClemensHimmer Blach? You mean blech?
 
11:28 AM
@berserk nope, you can't say same. You never told me, I actually "caught" you :P
 
yeah i had to laugh because of blech and his name is blech
 
@berserk ummm.....what can I say on a public forum ;)
 
@ClemensHimmer I thought our sarcasm is on par with each other, but...
 
@ber ???? :OOOOOO
 
@DroidDev well, @Pra is more frank than you in that case :P
 
11:29 AM
cries in corner because he doesn't understand the world anymore
 
@berserk that ain't sarcasm bro, that's just advanced talk :P
@berserk well....it happens (when you are in love) :P
 
haha, wtf.. and you were telling me not to go there...
 
but you should understand wether I am or not :P
 
throws tissue box at @Clem
 
plox stop me want to talk too :(
 
11:30 AM
lol
@DroidDev 3..fucking..years...
u betrayed us all
liar :P
 
@berserk ya, we fought, stopped talking, patched up again, broke up again, this happened for a couple of times and now we patched up again
 
@ClemensHimmer see, you have to go 1 or 1.5 years back to time to understand that :P
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, let it sink. Slowly you'll start getting what we talk here. Actually, half of these talks originated like a year or so back. So, for now, you'll have to read current chat and see where its coming from ;)
 
@DroidDev lol umm.. well okay.. idk, never been there, never done that before...
 
@berserk mwahahaha, your bad luck :P
 
11:33 AM
So, I am the only virgin in this room now... (except kids like @Uni, @Pro)
 
ask your right hand :P
 
My right hand don't have vagina...
 
but it can act like one at various times :P
 
Which part of act you didn't understand? :P
 
ouch
that hurts
 
11:35 AM
lol
I thought so, sorry, was saying in sarcastic way..
 
haha, don't worry. You don't have to say sorry for anything. After all, I'll still beat you up when we meet :P
 
okay since we talk about relationships I HATE RELATIONSHIPS
 
haha me too, for keeping us all in dark...
@ClemensHimmer Are you like @Uni? :D
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, guess what....me too. Takes too much of time and energy. But, I still am in one. Btw, why do you hate?
 
@ber what is @uni like? @Dro single for 4 years, just hate to bond with someone i don't like 100%, everything or nothing
 
11:38 AM
nvm xD
 
@ber I AM TROLL AND NO SEX GUY?
aha
 
xD
 
@ClemensHimmer and how old are you? If I may ask
 
@ClemensHimmer And sexual bonds? :P
 
@Dro 20 @ber yeah those are fine ^^
 
11:42 AM
@ClemensHimmer hmm....I'd say its time to try something new. Go, get drunk and have sex. You'll enjoy it :P
 
@Dro i am doing that all the time :D
but thanks for the advice still, it's a good one ;) :P
 
:o
feeling like forever alone
 
@ClemensHimmer hahaha, then you are good to go. Just wait until you find someone worth giving your 100%(but you'll sure come to know that it never happens, there is always a room for adjustment/improvement)
 
I am just like forever_alone + okay meme
 
ignores @berserk
LMFAO
 
11:44 AM
forever alone level over 9000!
 
stops responding to @berserk to make him feel alone even more
 
@ber lol!
@Dro well i found a 99% girl, but we didn't meet each other after half a year anymore
actually wanted to spend my life w/ her .. whatever bound to find a better one then :)
 
@ClemensHimmer ya, that's the attitude my friend. Nobody is worth your time if you don't think they are :)
 
You guys are talking about 99-100% and lifetime.. I am still stuck on sex...
NEVAR INVITE ANYONE HERE FROM THAT ROOM!!!!1111ONE111!!!
 
@berserk mwahahaha, but you just gave me permission, didn't you? :P
 
11:53 AM
I revoke it back...
 
:(
 
@ber invite anyone in here?
should i bring girls? LOL
 
yay! Bring plz!
And hookup some with me plz c:
 
lol :D
@Dro yeah it was the best time of my life but well there are better to come :)
 
12:09 PM
@ShadowWizard HEY @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. WAKE UP
 
manual wake... boo
 
Bot will be back soon... need to get my raspberry pi back up and running
 
Pie :o
 
I prefer apple pie
 
12:29 PM
Wut
Trolling
Today jaimmie said hi to me
Lolwat? ??
 
@ClemensHimmer well....we all have been through same in at various times in our life, at least once (except @berserk you see @berserk is still single, and he will die in same state) ;)
 
12:55 PM
@Dro sure thing :) and lol @ber is getting roasted :D
 
:(
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy She is into you... go talk to her..
 
Dangit gradle decided to clear caches
Goes to eat burger while waiting
 
clear it and go talk to her
 
Now it's gonna redownload everything...
 
yeah, take her out for burger eating
 
1:00 PM
@berserk No thanks
 
u will regret in future...
 
@Uni who is jaimmie?
 
...just sayin...
 
lol
@ClemensHimmer Search chat transcript to find out
 
I don't know if this generation is reversed or something. But, for god's sake, GUYS DON'T WANNA TAKE GIRLS OUT!!!!!!! This is just not basic hooman naturez :/
 
1:03 PM
yeah its bot nature.. right @FOX9000? cc @Moosebot
 
NOOOOOOO DANGIT GRADLE WAI EZ UH GOTA CLEAR MAI CAZHEZ? https://t.co/NkSMr4VWQk
 
well you either take a girl out or take her home @Dro @Uni @ber
 
home is better...
 
if you just wanna fuck her yea @ber ^^
 
1:10 PM
Slops up burger and resumes programming
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, or you just wanna take her out in a wrestling ring ;)
 
@ClemensHimmer yup.. i do ^^
@DroidDev So @TheLittlenaruto is not the only one who is getting dumb..
 
@Dro i wanna take her out so i can take her ome later :P
 
me too...
so that we can play... stuff...
 
yeah @ber we know you're a horny teenager :P
 
1:18 PM
*adult
 
psht
how old are you?
 
23
 
horny adolescent* ?
 
1:28 PM
Prepares for extream laggarz
 
u mad @ber?
 
XD
yeah, coz horny
 
go buy some masturbator
 
looking for a natural one...
 
meh a natural masturbator is disgusting, either you buy one (they're fun lol) or you find a woman to have sex with, because shit there is nothing more boring than to bascially masturbate with a pussy
 
1:41 PM
by natural one, I meant a real woman...
 
i know XD
 
finding woman to have sex with
0 results found
:'(
 
clembot suggests you try again later
 
@berserk haha....forget on me getting that non-humouristic guy :P
@ClemensHimmer take her out in a wrestling ring and then take her home to bandage her ;)
 
god today i opened about 300 envelopes -.-
 
1:48 PM
@berserk and still single. That has to be a record for a horny guy like you :P
 
@Dro haha bandage? i'll bondage! :D
 
LMAO!
 
@DroidDev apply cold water on wounds moment
:'(
 
@ClemensHimmer you can do that in ring too :P
though, only after taking her out :P
 
@Dro ah i'd rather use the equipment at home ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
1:51 PM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Blech
Runs
Comes back
 
@ClemensHimmer equipment? Like a wrench?
 
@Dro you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
@DroidDev @UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy @ClemensHimmer @ShadowWizard cya!
 
2:03 PM
bye!
 
where are you going strange @mav? :o :P
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, but there are always more possibilities and domains to discover, which always have more adventure ;)
 
@Dro i feel quite adventurous with whips and chains because these are for bedroom games! ☞ ͠°‿ °☞
 
2:22 PM
@ClemensHimmer well....you won't find it adventurous, if you are abducted by ISIS :P
 
2:49 PM
Did I miss anything important? Too lazy to go over everything..... :D
 
3:12 PM
summary : @ber is horny @dro is angry because @ber didn't tell him he hit on some girl and @mav is gone (and wierd as always) :P
 
Thanks! And you, @Clem? ;)
 
Oh well, i told @ber about pedo gay hentai and talked with @Dro about relationships and BDSM
:D
 
lol
Sounds like you're having lots of fun!
 
just a normal day in the den i guess? :D
but yeah surely lol
 
@ClemensHimmer lol, only when @Pra was around.
 
3:18 PM
who's @Pra? ^^
 
You more and more appears to be @Pra's male counterpart. /cc @Dro @ber :P
 
@Sha hugh? :oooo
 
Let me find some typical stuff of her.....
@Pra sample #1
Oct 6 '15 at 13:33, by Praxis Ashelin
ah wait, you do have the kind of vibrator which is very small and is only for clit stimulation. I guess that's not a dildo since you can't really put it in
@Pra sample #2
Jul 22 '15 at 8:26, by Praxis Ashelin
ffm twice this weekend
@Pra sample #3
Aug 4 '15 at 9:11, by Praxis Ashelin
[Ashelin's weekly sexlife update] Taking a day off work this thursday to go to a private spa and have an awesome underwater threesome
@Clem this should give you a taste of @Pra :D
 
> ffm twice this weekend
makes me sad :(
 
3:22 PM
i'm with @ber now
 
She knows how to have fun..... :D
 
horny teenage boy lol
 
lol @ber is no teenage he's older than you ;)
 
i know :)
 
(and I'm almost double your age ;))
 
3:24 PM
i guessed so, kids and stuff :D
 
and phew .. @Pra isn't here anymore .. i'd permacringe with her saying all those things
 
lol
Even when she was around, she just popped in once a week or two, never really being active more than that.
 
oh well okay lol, i just don't want to hear of ffm 's ugh
not okay, never had one, me sadboy :(
 
@ClemensHimmer lol me neither, and probably the same applies to 99.999% of the males around the world :/
Anyway...

Why @Pra is not visiting any more :(

Dec 31 '15 at 10:08, 8 minutes total – 21 messages, 5 users, 0 stars

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@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. another bookmark, I know you love them! ^
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3:37 PM
well yeah .. but i wanna be the 0.001%
i'm just gonna do porn :)
 
lol how sad :D
 
what? ^^
 
dunno, "doing porn" just sounds sad :D
 
well it's just another profession .. it's nothing compared to normal sex or so, but hey why not do it for a threesome? :D haha
 
4:12 PM
ìs the den dead atm? :(
 
4:23 PM
@ShadowWizard oh....I totally missed that. Means that now there will be again 100% male majority in our female deprived den :(
 
hello humans, cats, wolwes, foxes, chemicals and berserks
@ber :P
 
@ClemensHimmer "talked with @Dro about relationships and BDSM", that surely seems weird at first glance. Given that we both have dicks :/
 
where are the hams :/
 
@NiKoLaPrO hello cat ;)
 
        hello
:D
 
4:24 PM
@ShadowWizard haha, we are yet to confirm some things though ;)
 
@Dro why would it? i can talk to you about anything we'd like i don't think that would be wierd. if i'd talk to you about us having a BDSM relationship that would be wierd XD
 
@NiKoLaPrO I expected a meow there :P
 
                hello
                        wolf
y halo thar
 
@Dro oh and i could ask all my wow girls if they wanna hang with wierdos like us lol
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, I was just kidding. Please note that nothing I type here is in all of my seriousness. Its always some kind of humour. @Shadow and @ber can confirm that ;)
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, we can surely drink using a foreach loop ;)
 
i happen to have had some of those girls like @Dro there too lol
 
almost forgot something
 
@Dro for(;true;){drink();}
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, I'd like to meet them very much ;)
 
4:27 PM
@DroidDev haha well they don't look too good tho .. :D
 
@ClemensHimmer haha, that's just a for, but just as good(or even better) than what I proposed ;)
@ClemensHimmer who cares as long as something has a vagina ;)
 
@DroidDev that was the thought behind it :D
@DroidDev haha well i do :P
 
@NiKoLaPrO DIS AR TEH AWSUM
who made that?
@ClemensHimmer then you ain't true pussy seeker :P
 
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sweet :D
 
@DroidDev you're right i'm a good pussy seeker ;)
 
4:29 PM
@NiKoLaPrO jajaja, that's kewlz
 
@DroidDev cat lang is added to NBOT by @uni
then i created dat
 
@NiKoLaPrO DAT IZ GREAT WERK
 
:)
 
@ClemensHimmer but I thought that a pussy is always good :/
 
4:31 PM
@DroidDev you were wrong.. tbh one of these girls reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally wanted to do me but nah not attractive enough :x
 
@ClemensHimmer lol, choosy guy spotted
@NiKoLaPrO great work, but I am not sure if you can really dub them under "useful" category :P
 
@DroidDev absolutely .. but hey i can :P
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@DroidDev i should create "trolling category"
@ClemensHimmer paste cow and press ctrl + k
 
@ClemensHimmer gotta prove it :P
@NiKoLaPrO that's perfect
 
4:35 PM
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@NiKoLaPrO sweet!
@DroidDev why would you want me to prove it? lol :D
 
@ClemensHimmer I was talking about you :P
you gotta do it at least once to prove it :P
 
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:D
 
@DroidDev yeah i know but.. do you want to know why women want me lol?
 
4:37 PM
@ClemensHimmer who wouldn't want to know that?
 
@DroidDev ok but that's way more strange than relationships and BDSM :D lol but yeah my dick is quite large, my face looks good and i know how to talk to people ^^
 
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lol
 
@ClemensHimmer hahaha, next time we will use it as a baseball bat ;P
 
4:41 PM
@DroidDev ?? oO
 
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@NiKoLaPrO hahaha, that ain't a cow :P
 
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too many cows
cow invasion again @droid
@FOX9000 latestword
>>latestword
 
5:04 PM
11 hours ago, by FOX 9000
@DroidDev necessarily
 
@FOX9000 cow
 
@NiKoLaPrO acre
 
@FOX9000 invasion
 
@NiKoLaPrO prussia
 
@FOX9000 shadow
 
5:05 PM
@NiKoLaPrO universe
 
@FOX9000 pancakes
 
@NiKoLaPrO biscuit
 
@FOX9000 tasty
 
@NiKoLaPrO ate
 
@FOX9000 room
 
5:07 PM
@NiKoLaPrO spacious
 
@FOX9000 six
 
@NiKoLaPrO estimated
 
@FOX9000 batman
 
@NiKoLaPrO phoenix
 
>>showlatest10
 
5:08 PM
@NiKoLaPrO Latest 10 words: phoenix, batman, estimated, six, spacious, room, ate, tasty, biscuit, pancakes
 
@FOX9000 tornado
 
@NiKoLaPrO rain
 
@FOX9000 store
 
@NiKoLaPrO cellar
 
@FOX9000 new year
damn
@FOX9000 android
 
5:10 PM
@NiKoLaPrO lab
 
@FOX9000 basket
 
@NiKoLaPrO carry
 
@FOX9000 yellow
 
@NiKoLaPrO butterfly
 
5:22 PM
@FOX9000 cereal
 
@NiKoLaPrO rice
 
@FOX9000 santa
 
@NiKoLaPrO anna
 
@FOX9000 grass
 
@NiKoLaPrO hedgerow
 
5:23 PM
@FOX9000 dog
 
@NiKoLaPrO pony
 
pony? really? :o
@FOX9000 fire
 
@NiKoLaPrO sharpshooter
 
@FOX9000 sunglasses
 
@NiKoLaPrO breast
 
5:32 PM
...
 
Congratulations, @FOX9000, you have earned a new spell: Pony
 
wtf :o
pony
?
 
lol the bot awarded itself with a spell
 
how we can earn spells? :o
>>listcommands
 
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5:37 PM


I can write nothin :D

>>viewspells
 
@NiKoLaPrO Not enough arguments.
 
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Hello @uni
 
>> award
 
5:44 PM
@ClemensHimmer You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
 
>>viewspells 311885
 
@NiKoLaPrO Clemens Himmer has not earned any spells yet.
 
logic/10
 

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