Wizards Den

This rooms seems like it's quite popular, am i right? Saw shadow, who answered my question had this and joined, well i wonder, what are you doing in here actually? :)

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Lol

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@ClemensHimmer It's just where @Sha controls our minds.

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

@ClemensHimmer Anything

Apparently blender needs a keypad

Boo

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

12:51 PM

@ClemensHimmer But seriously, it's just a bit old, so many come and go. It's hard to define 'popular'.

Alas, it's not the main room for meta.SE

Clemens Himmer

Oh and you were the one who corrected me because I don't capitalize I's @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. :P

berserk

This room is just for lurking.

Clemens Himmer

Ah just my thoughts on entering lol

berserk

And there are lot of animals, berserk, trolls, shadows and chemicals in here.

You are the only human here atm lol

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@ClemensHimmer I find your punctuation way more soothing than that of @ber's.

berserk

12:52 PM

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Waat? My punctuation is smooth.

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@ClemensHimmer So quick intro: @Sha = Gandalf, @Ber = the scary cat, @Niko = Free meme generator.net, @Uni = mister minecraft, @Dro = blech, I = a molecule, @FOX = fox, @Pro = FOX's bot, @Mooseman = <intentionally left blank>, @rene = The first flower that's not actually soft, @Nica = bug reporter/journalist, @maveň = A cute killer.

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. I'm not only mister minecraft

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

You might be welcome as our first human, but these conditions are too tough for humans, they say.

Mooseman

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. @Moosebot is still kicking ;)

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

And @Mooseman is still pinging.

Mooseman

12:57 PM

I'M THE HUMAN MUAHAHAHA

user280395

at the moment I'M THE HUMAN TOO

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

Liars, liars everywhere!

Don't buy into it @Clemens, they're a master of trickery.

berserk

well, rotate @ber, @Dro and @maven clockwise..

rest are good

Clemens Himmer

Just the place where i wanted to land!

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@berserk No. ಠ_ಠ

Clemens Himmer

1:01 PM

The only human among .. strange beings!

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

Don't worry; you'll be successfully inhumane in no time!

berserk

haha

@ClemensHimmer Choose your character!

fucking internet!!

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@Clemens might be a Clemens, I dunno.

@berserk No. ಠ_ಠ

berserk

Clemens Himmer

And i thought niko was the meme generator? _D

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

1:05 PM

@ClemensHimmer You don't wanna be here when he's in . . .

berserk

I am his mini-me for memes.

Clemens Himmer

Oh dang now i wanna be in when he is!

berserk

lol are we having a thrid troll here? xD

after @Uni and @NiK

Clemens Himmer

Yall know if there is a mobile chat app for SE chats? Because i'm coming back lol!

berserk

I guess there is.

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

1:07 PM

@ClemensHimmer ChatSEy, but nothing official.

berserk

yep

Clemens Himmer

And am i the thrid troll? :o

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

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Q: ChatSEy - An Android App for SE Chat

Screenshot About Completely overhauled styles, including default and dark themes Reply to, star and flag messages Slide-out Sidebar for easy menu/star list access Tweaks to make typing easier (including Return -> Send, @username completion) The app works by injecting extra CSS and JS i...

@ClemensHimmer Yeah, a bit late.

DroidDev

hey @ClemensHimmer welcome to den

here we ping randomly, and heavily sometimes ;)

Clemens Himmer

Well dang, too bad i use iPhone.

@d

DroidDev

1:08 PM

even more heavy pings

Clemens Himmer

i am no master of the chat

DroidDev

haha, you don't need to be....

Clemens Himmer

Haha brb writing a bot too :3

DroidDev

ok, just let me know when you are done. I will introduce you to den

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

Today I've studying lotsa -mers. Isomer, anomer, enantiomer, stereoisomer, and finally . . . @ClemensHimmer

berserk

1:09 PM

@DroidDev lol @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. already did

And you are blech

Clemens Himmer

lol @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. !

But which one was the most interesting? I surely hope me!

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

I should go to a physics class now. BBL

@ClemensHimmer Nah sorry. Your main enemy is conformers.

Clemens Himmer

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. i honestly have no idea what that is supposed to mean :D

berserk

yeah me too

somtimez chemicalz aar complex

Clemens Himmer

lol yeah good i don't do stuff with these :)

ok SO is the biggest SE network, so how many of you guys are devs?

berserk

1:21 PM

yeah I also hate chemistry (no offence @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.)

@ClemensHimmer I guess all?

Clemens Himmer

Well SE ≠ SO, just asking :)

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@berserk You're grounded

berserk

@ClemensHimmer lol ok, hmm.. here I guess all :D

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. some chemicalz cant stahp me..

Clemens Himmer

console.log("Yay!");

berserk

haha, so u too huh :D

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

1:25 PM

BTW I'm not a dev.

Clemens Himmer

yeah, just went from LAMP to a full JS stack, awesome but currently reqriting my last project .. ugh

berserk

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. You are. You develop bonds.

Clemens Himmer

@berserk i wish i could +1 on that

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

Then you're not devs.

berserk

@ClemensHimmer you can star that :P

Clemens Himmer

1:27 PM

aw yiss, it's done!

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. why not? :(

berserk

yay!

DroidDev

anyway....if you are good at quotes, you can try "Quote of the month", and it will be added to Introduction of room @ClemensHimmer

berserk

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

@DroidDev Condition: You have to include boobs in that. cc @ClemensHimmer

Clemens Himmer

Guess i'm gonna go for that later or so :D

ok you all are android devs i suppose?

stalky stalk, moos and shadow are my kind of devs :)

berserk

lol

I am android, @Dro is android, @Sil (D: not pingable) is android, @Uni is learning android

Clemens Himmer

1:34 PM

var dataSet = _rows[_i].data_set;

if(dataSet.split(",").length > 1){
dataSet = dataSet.split(",");
}

indexArray.push(dataSet);

psssht embrace the JS

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer I code in android, ios, xamarin, unity etc. @berser in android. @Uni is a server side, @Sha is server side, @Pro is server side @Moo is server side @Nikola is designer and there are others too, whom I missed because I am dumb

Mooseman

@DroidDev I know Android quite well, once in a webview ;)

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev Yeah i learned Java and Android back in school, but not really my case. And no full stacks? I get tired of just front-end / back-end real quick. :o

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

@ClemensHimmer give me teh ideaz for somethang to doez in teh javaz

berserk

@ClemensHimmer yeah I am also getting tired.

Clemens Himmer

1:47 PM

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy Create an AI that recognizes whatever you just wrote and translates it to proper english :P

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

Hmm...

Keystore?

Like store passwords

Does it

Clemens Himmer

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy do you have too much time that i should give you some ideas or what?

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

I wanna do things:

github.com/eyeballcode/JRUtils

Clemens Himmer

You want to make new Randoms utils?

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy latest commit

> Delay code thingy

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Yep

Just random things in java

DroidDev

1:55 PM

@Mooseman hehe, "Once in a webview". That's something I've never done before ;)

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Without any other dependencies

DroidDev

@ClemensHimmer hmmm.....so what do you like to develop?

Mooseman

@DroidDev :)

WinJS is awesome though, ftr

berserk

You mean some phonegap stuff?

Clemens Himmer

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy oh gosh, have fun with that, i wouldn't want to touch this kind of thing.

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

1:58 PM

ok

D:

Clemens Himmer

@DroidDev currently working on a digital signage project with a JS stack, basically this kind of stuff, webapps, but hey, i won't say no to simple webpages either :)

Shadow Wizard

back

Welcome to the Den, @Clem!

Huh, @Clem rhymes with Ham....

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. no I didn't! :D

Clemens Himmer

hi @ShadowWizard! :) oh no, i don't want to be a ham :(

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev I also do lots of client side ;)

@ClemensHimmer too late!

Converting @Clem to ham

berserk

ok, so a new item in the den: food

Shadow Wizard

2:04 PM

Object.Convert("@Clem", "ham");

berserk

> Output: @Clem is now ham

Shadow Wizard

yummy! Though I don't really eat ham.... :D

berserk

yeah, I am vegetarian also

DroidDev

me eatz hams

berserk

blech

Clemens Himmer

2:07 PM

if(Clem.prototype === Ham){
Clem.prototype = Human;
}
console.log(Clem.protoype);

// Human

DroidDev

me thankz @Shadow for convertinz @Clem to hamz

me eatz @Clem

berserk

@ClemensHimmer lol.. is it javascript?

Shadow Wizard

status-missing-formatting

Clemens Himmer

@berserk yeah :)

berserk

:)

Clemens Himmer

2:09 PM

if(Clem.prototype === Ham){
Clem.prototype = Human;
}
console.log(Clem.protoype);

// Human

copypasta

noworkerinio

sad

berserk

lol

Clemens Himmer

@berserk convert to the almighty JS!

berserk

yeah I am learning node.JS

it is cool

Clemens Himmer

sweet! coding a node server atm :)

berserk

cool!

I just got a pause on it (lot of work in android)

I did 2-3 days only

Clemens Himmer

2:19 PM

i've been converting my php backend to a express rest api for a week now.. as much as it is bautiful it is a pain in the ass.

when you have to chain some subsequent database requests with a couple more depending on the data you get even only 150 lines are a pain to read lol

i wonder if i could paste it all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shadow Wizard

2:33 PM

@ClemensHimmer yup this whole chaining and asynchronous stuff can be problematic... I gave up trying to do things like batch insert, using stored procedure instead for example.

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard hm i made my way with promises, now that ecma6 has them native

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer sure, but I bumped into several cases where single query failing to execute caused the whole server to freeze when done in chain of promises. That's a total showstopper, since I can't know when something will fail.

Looks like that when chained, there's no handling of failures, and it's causing some weird crash behind the scenes.

(using transaction too of course, so maybe related)

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard well i didn't use stored procedures yet tbh no idea :) thinking about switching to a mongodb too, when i read those docs i'll eventually learn something new anyways

and reading what i just coded is already a pain lol!

Shadow Wizard

3:07 PM

throwing MongoDB on @Clem

Clemens Himmer

catches MongoDB @ShadowWizard threw at him and uses it!

DroidDev

4:37 PM

1 hour later...

Shadow Wizard

5:52 PM

**1

ProgramFOX

6:46 PM

>>stop

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX Bot terminated.

Bot started.

ProgramFOX

>>showlatest10

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX No latest words in memory.

ProgramFOX

@Sha ^. Also >>gameban now avoids duplicates.

Shadow Wizard

7:03 PM

@ProgramFOX yay!

Clemens Himmer

@ProgramFOX are you using some chat API i don't know about, or how is your bot driven?

ProgramFOX

@ClemensHimmer Unfortunately there is no official chat API, so I'm using github.com/Manishearth/ChatExchange which communicates with chat using websockets and HTTP requests.

Clemens Himmer

7:40 PM

@ProgramFOX thanks, gonna make a bot too then i guess :)

ProgramFOX

8:10 PM

@ClemensHimmer Cool, good luck and have fun! :)

Shadow Wizard

8:26 PM

@ClemensHimmer you can ask @Uni for help, he's also a Bot Guru :D

Clemens Himmer

9:26 PM

I don't even know why i would code one but hey let's do it for the sake of it :)