Wizards Den

Shadow Wizard

1:26 PM

@Moosebot banana

user280395

Shadow Wizard

@ber i.stack.imgur.com/hHcia.png

so that we can still see your eyes ^

DroidDev

1:44 PM

pokes @ber in the eye

Uniforms For Sale

Halo

@Moosebot kill status-kill-shadowwizard

user280395

> HEADSHOT! You have killed [tag:status-kill-@ShadowWizard]

user280395

> It was in the news yesterday. status-kill-shadowwizard spontaneously combusted.

Uniforms For Sale

Ummm ok

@Moosebot kill @ShadowWizard

user280395

> It was in the news yesterday. @ShadowWizard spontaneously combusted.

user280395

1:47 PM

> @ShadowWizard died from the shock of 1.21 gigawatts while driving at 88 MPH.

user280395

> It was in the news yesterday. @ShadowWizard spontaneously combusted.

user280395

> Ninjas surrounded @ShadowWizard one day... That is all.

user280395

kill @ShadowWizard

Uniforms For Sale

Halo?

Shadow Wizard

status-dead-cannot-talk

Uniforms For Sale

1:48 PM

Lol

DroidDev

rofl

Uniforms For Sale

I heard the den is open!

ProgramFOX

Halo (optical phenomenon)

A halo (from Greek ἅλως, halōs; also known as a nimbus, icebow or gloriole) is an optical phenomenon produced by light interacting with ice crystals suspended in the atmosphere, resulting in a wide variety of colored or white rings, arcs and spots in the sky. Many halos are near the Sun or Moon, but others occur elsewhere or even in the opposite part of the sky. Among the most well known halo types are the circular halo (properly called the 22° halo), light pillars and sun dogs, but there are many more; some of them fairly common, others (extremely) rare. The ice crystals responsible for halos...

@UniformsForSale Stop abusing the word "Halo". :P

Uniforms For Sale

Uhhhh

Ok

@Moosebot kill @ProgramFOX

user280395

> @ProgramFOX died while being forced to watch MLP.

Uniforms For Sale

1:49 PM

Lol

ProgramFOX

@Moosebot What is that, instant suicide?

:p

DroidDev

nobody can bear MLP for long lengths of time :P

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev @SPA will disagree :D

Uniforms For Sale

@Moosebot kill @DroidDev

user280395

> Using Internet Explorer 6 killed @DroidDev.

Uniforms For Sale

1:51 PM

Lol

Look!

Cloud Cuckoo Land

No rules, no government, no babysitters, no bedtimes, no frown...

Its almost a month

No messages for a month

>>getcurrentusers pingformat

FOX 9000

@UniformsForSale Command not found. Did you mean: getcurrentusers?

@UniformsForSale UniformsForSale Moosebot ShadowWizard DroidDev ProgramFOX FOX9000 berserk Mooseman rene PraxisAshelin

Uniforms For Sale

>>help

FOX 9000

@UniformsForSale I'm FOX 9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard haha, that and most of the other things that I say ;)

Uniforms For Sale

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

1:53 PM

@UniformsForSale Output would be longer than 500 characters (the limit), so only the first 500 characters are posted now.

Uniforms For Sale

Attempts to join bots

FOX 9000

Commands: alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, module, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, latestword, lastword, setlatestword, rmword, reply, retry, continue, award, emptyqueue, removespell, gameban, gameunb

Uniforms For Sale

gameunb?

Shadow Wizard

@UniformsForSale it's cut due to 500 chars limit

ProgramFOX

@UniformsForSale "gameunban", 500 chars limit

Shadow Wizard

1:53 PM

>>gameunban

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard 1 argument expected.

Uniforms For Sale

Any chance of a foreach?

Shadow Wizard

?

Uniforms For Sale

Or should I do it myself?

Shadow Wizard

for each what?

Uniforms For Sale

1:54 PM

>>foreach A B C D E

FOX 9000

@UniformsForSale Command not found. Did you mean: randomchoice?

Uniforms For Sale

It could return this:

A

Shadow Wizard

>>cat {{randomchoice A B C D E}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard B

Uniforms For Sale

B

C

D

E

You know, just loop everything

Oh and the chinese input is fixed

ProgramFOX

1:56 PM

@UniformsForSale I won't add such a thing, for two reasons: room spamming and rate limiting.

Uniforms For Sale

:(

Shadow Wizard

I agree with @Pro, the bots create enough noise as it is.... no need to make it even easier. :)

Uniforms For Sale

NoOoOoOoO

HmmmmmmMmMm

Oh @Pro went for elections?

Shadow Wizard

>>help cat

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Repeats what you said back at you. Syntax: >>cat something

Shadow Wizard

1:58 PM

>>help help

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Shows information about the chat bot, or about a specific command. Syntax: >>help [ command ]

Shadow Wizard

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Output would be longer than 500 characters (the limit), so only the first 500 characters are posted now.

Commands: alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, module, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, latestword, lastword, setlatestword, rmword, reply, retry, continue, award, emptyqueue, removespell, gameban, gameunb

ProgramFOX

@UniformsForSale Yup! I'm a candidate in the PPCG mod election! :P

Uniforms For Sale

Cool!

berserk

2:00 PM

@ShadowWizard lol @Sha

Shadow Wizard

Hmm... if @Pra is sleeping here, does it mean the Den is actually toilets?

3

berserk

@ShadowWizard blech

@UniformsForSale Can I get a uniform of police?

Shadow Wizard

@berserk I've also made it transparent instead of black :D

Uniforms For Sale

@berserk Sure!

berserk

@DroidDev ouch

Uniforms For Sale

2:01 PM

But later?

Shadow Wizard

@berserk but I didn't even pee yet! :P

Uniforms For Sale

I'm voting now

berserk

@ShadowWizard But the glasses are not of Bart :/

@UniformsForSale oh ok, later

Uniforms For Sale

Yep

berserk

@ShadowWizard blech x ∞

Shadow Wizard

2:02 PM

@berserk sure they are, I took them from his profile

berserk

O_O

Shadow Wizard

Bart, Switzerland

50.3k 18 138 279

gravatar.com/avatar/…

berserk

@Sha You shrink the goggles vertically?

Shadow Wizard

@berserk I did my best with Paint.NET :]

(so it fits the eyes)

Uniforms For Sale

I use gimp

berserk

2:04 PM

I use photoshop.

Uniforms For Sale

status-doing-another-for-berserk-later

berserk

\o/

Uniforms For Sale

Oh hey!

@Pro's blog has a smiley face at the bottom of the page

ProgramFOX

@UniformsForSale Haha, yup, it's a thing that my theme has by default.

Uniforms For Sale

@ProgramFOX That's an easter egg?

status-gonna-do-image-now

Hmmmm

@ber I need the original image

ProgramFOX

2:07 PM

@UniformsForSale No, I don't know why it's there but I don't mind.

Uniforms For Sale

status-doing-bart-first

Shadow Wizard

@UniformsForSale Stack Exchange is sending "<3" in every email

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@ShadowWizard Footers?

Shadow Wizard

yup

berserk

Uniforms For Sale

2:09 PM

Thanks @ber

Thanks to you :)

Boom

In about 10 seconds I removed the background!

Shadow Wizard

6-8 days later

DroidDev

2:20 PM

lol, mail that my junior just sent to client, all the newlines in it somehow got removed and client was in total surprise, telling me how its not acceptable and all....

berserk

lol

Shadow Wizard

> Dear client,I fixed your code.Please send $1000 to me.Flowers are also welcome.

this? ^

Uniforms For Sale

Sigh

berserk

Blech

Uniforms For Sale

Part of @Bart's glasses is facing the wrong way

berserk

2:30 PM

:O

Uniforms For Sale

But I should be able to fix it

berserk

\o/

Uniforms For Sale

2:41 PM

@ber

YOUR FACE MESSES UP EVERYTHING

feature-request plz change ur face

So bored

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard lol....I just sent new mail ;)

Uniforms For Sale

Oh and ouch

Sup @Nuk

NukesPlus

\o/

Uniforms For Sale

3

I'm drowning in glasses and @ber

Halp!

@Nuk 你好！

NukesPlus

@UniformsForSale no inside jokes intended?

Uniforms For Sale

2:49 PM

@NukesPlus ?

Decides to not floor numbers

Shadow Wizard

mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php?wdqchs=%E4%BD%A0%E5%A5%BD

NukesPlus

@ShadowWizard 我喜欢你 :3

Uniforms For Sale

@ShadowWizard 你今天做了什么？

Why are we all using chinese?

Shadow Wizard

dunno

@NukesPlus thanks, but why?

>>lastword

FOX 9000

1 hour ago, by FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard B

Shadow Wizard

3:02 PM

nope

>>showlatest10

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Latest 10 words: easterly, creek, hollow, cone, parlour, maid, younger, son, seventh, seven

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 Casterly

FOX 9000

No associated word found for Casterly.

Shadow Wizard

>>continue Casterly Rock

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Rock

Shadow Wizard

3:03 PM

>>addlinkexplanation Casterly Rock wiki.westeros.org/index.php/Casterly_Rock

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Explanation added.

@FOX9000 stone

@ShadowWizard basin

@FOX9000 shrine

@ShadowWizard osiris

3:04 PM

@FOX9000 god

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard consecrate

@FOX9000 desecrate

@ShadowWizard holy

@FOX9000 cow

@ShadowWizard hog

3:05 PM

@FOX9000 hug

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard justin

berserk

3:24 PM

@UniformsForSale lol nice

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

3:58 PM

@UniformsForSale Now @ber looks more like me.

berserk

O_O

Mooseman

6:21 PM

2 hours later&helip;

ProgramFOX

2 hours later&BrokenHTML;

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

6:39 PM

@FOX9000 pepper

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M mutton

@FOX9000 button

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M stitch

@FOX9000 switch

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M frequency

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

6:40 PM

@FOX9000 spec

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M dear

@FOX9000 hear

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M clang

@FOX9000 clan

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M ivor

6:41 PM

@FOX9000 river

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M gorge

@FOX9000 forge

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M blade

@FOX9000 Brave

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M devoted

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

6:44 PM

@FOX9000 diluted

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M lemon

@FOX9000 melon

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M musk

@FOX9000 tusk

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M chocolate

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

6:47 PM

@FOX9000 corn

FOX 9000

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M cucumber

Shadow Wizard

7:03 PM

@FOX9000 thick

@ShadowWizard fast

@FOX9000 quick

@ShadowWizard route

@FOX9000 router

@ShadowWizard network

Shadow Wizard

7:03 PM

@FOX9000 packets

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard wrapper

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@ShadowWizard Associating "thick" and "cucumber" is devilishly Den-ish.

Shadow Wizard

8:05 PM

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M dunno about the cucumbers at your place, but in Israel they are simply thick :D

@FOX9000 TCP

@ProgramFOX IP

@FOX9000 address

@ProgramFOX assembly

@FOX9000 resembling

Hey that's cheating!

ProgramFOX

8:07 PM

Let's fix that :P

@FOX9000 !delete!

>>reply 3853823

FOX 9000

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M That word is already said in the latest 10 words. Please use another. (In case I'm mistaken, run >>rmword resembling and then >>reply 3853823)

ProgramFOX

oh come on, that annoying bug

>>rmword resembling

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX Word removed from latest words.

ProgramFOX

>>reply 3853823

FOX 9000

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M similitude

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

8:08 PM

@FOX9000 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX haha, just fair that you fall on your own bugs :D

@FOX9000 multitude

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard swarm

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 bees

ProgramFOX

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M I'll give you privileges so you can execute the !delete! command. To use it, simply reply !delete! to a message of the bot. (but keep in mind that it can only delete it in a timespan of 2 minutes because of chat limitations)

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard sting

Shadow Wizard

8:08 PM

@FOX9000 Police

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard perpetrator

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@ProgramFOX Privs are scary.

ProgramFOX

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Heh, you could only delete messages. But of course, I don't give out privileges if people don't want them :)

Shadow Wizard

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M no no, you mean "pervs"

@Pro meant "privs"

:P

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

That's a later-proposed synonym @Sha.

Shadow Wizard

8:10 PM

privs for pervs

sounds like a name of.... something scary :D

ProgramFOX

@FOX9000 evil

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX avoidance

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

It would be a variation of "gay marriage'.

Shadow Wizard

@Pro suppose, in theory, the bot gets a diamond. Then we can delete any message in chat using it?

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

misusing it.

ProgramFOX

8:12 PM

@ShadowWizard Not if I would implement a check for that. (if there isn't already one)

But if I wouldn't, then yes.

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX worth checking, soon you might get a diamond... ;)

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Hmm, to make it a diamond, the bot should become an se DEV.

Seems legit.

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard "me" != "bot" :P

Shadow Wizard

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M only here, but on chat.SE diamond in one single site is enough

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@ProgramFOX Nice try.

@ShadowWizard I know.

ProgramFOX

8:13 PM

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Command not found.

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX sometimes I'm not sure.... :-O

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard Yes, I'm alive.

Shadow Wizard

lol

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@ProgramFOX Go do a CAPTCHA and come back.

Shadow Wizard

>>switch places

ProgramFOX

8:14 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Fake bot found in Den

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: showtime?

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

No he meant disable, stupid robot.

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Done.

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M You are not permitted to call my bot, @ProgramFOX, stupid.

Shadow Wizard

:-}

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Oh I will.

Shadow Wizard

8:16 PM

uh oh, he's losing it

evacuate the Den!

FOX 9000

User @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M has been banned.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

I blame its bot.

FOX 9000

MWAHAHAHAHA!

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@FOX9000 ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

@FOX9000 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

FOX 9000

User @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M has been unbanned.

;p

Shadow Wizard

8:17 PM

hides in toilet, since that's one place bot will never go to. screaming in panic when spotting @Pra sleeping there

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

I know it's you @Pro.

Gimme some ice cream. NOW

ProgramFOX

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Well, duh, who else? xD

But this banning thing is an actual feature.

Shadow Wizard

I know that he knows that you know that he knows, @Pro

ProgramFOX

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Just make sure @rene and @Sha disagree and you might borrow some from them:

in Tavern on the Meta, Apr 13 '14 at 14:00, by Shadow Wizard

@rene think we need a beer (or coffee!) when we agree, icecream is reserved when we disagree :D

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Yeah, and I would've wasted my day trying to explain that to him @Sha

Shadow Wizard

8:18 PM

>>explainlink rene icecream

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Words not linked.

Shadow Wizard

huh?

>>explainlink rene ice_cream

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Words not linked.

ProgramFOX

ahem, "disagreement icecream"

Shadow Wizard

ohhhh

>>explainlink disagreement icecream

FOX 9000

8:19 PM

in Tavern on the Meta, Apr 13 '14 at 14:00, by Shadow Wizard

@rene think we need a beer (or coffee!) when we agree, icecream is reserved when we disagree :D

Shadow Wizard

oh, thought it was different message

ProgramFOX

This icecream thing might become a meme once...

Shadow Wizard

lol

only if it catch others

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Or twice.

Shadow Wizard

>>cat throws ice cream on {{ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}

FOX 9000

8:21 PM

@ShadowWizard throws ice cream on @ShadowWizard @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M @ProgramFOX @FOX9000 @Mooseman @Moosebot

ProgramFOX

licks ice cream before the others do

Nom nom nom

om nom nom

I chew ice cream.

ewwww

brain freeze

ProgramFOX

8:22 PM

This just hit me, how could a Rubik's Cube eat ice? >_>

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX slowly and carefully? ;)

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Like a Rubik's cube.

Or a better response would be the way he posts chat messages in a chatroom.

ProgramFOX

I'm normal Rubik's cube typing with my Rubik's cube hands.

Mooseman

@FOX9000 It's soup now :(

ProgramFOX

Somehow that reminds me of this funny video of someone solving a Rubik's cube "with his nose":

Michel Gondry Solves a Rubiks Cube with his Nose

►

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

8:25 PM

I zzz.

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX now that's a useful talent :D

wait... grandparents again, @Pro? :)

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard how did you guess :p

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX just noticed the hour :D

Mooseman

@ProgramFOX That is creepy as anything but I must star it xD

Shadow Wizard

So, want a game of chess @Pro?

ProgramFOX

8:31 PM

@ShadowWizard wait a min, updating a PPCG answer, then sure! :D

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX OK, already logged in :D

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard Standard chess, or Atomic chess? :P

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX standard for me, not good with time pressure ;)

ProgramFOX

Uh, Atomic is a different ruleset actually :p

nothing related to time

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX hmm.... still, feel better with something I know :)

(so what is Atomic chess?)

ProgramFOX

8:34 PM

true, haha, and I've played way too much Atomic chess :p

Atomic chess

Atomic chess is a chess variant. Standard rules of chess apply, but all captures result in an "explosion" through which all surrounding white and black pieces other than pawns are removed from play. Some variations additionally remove rules concerning check such that the king may be able to move into or remain in check. == History == In 1995 the German Internet Chess Server (GICS) introduced the game, based on rules one of its users collected from friends who played offline. It was soon after incorporated into the Middle East Wild Internet Server (MEWIS) and other smaller servers before b...

ProgramFOX

8:51 PM

good game @Sha!

Shadow Wizard

Nicely done! Must brush of the rust ;)

ProgramFOX

Woohoo, computer analysis says "4 Inaccuracies, 4 Mistakes, 0 Blunders" for me. 0 blunders! :D

Even though the fact that I basically gave away my knight, felt a lot like a blunder, lol

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX nah, innocent mistake on your part. I did more mistakes D:

ProgramFOX

Well @Sha, are you also up for an Atomic game? :P