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5:55 AM
@FOX9000 fish
 
@ShadowWizard turtle
 
@FOX9000 shell
 
@ShadowWizard trajectory
 
@Sha I suck at atomic chess :(
 
@berserk too bad! D:
 
5:58 AM
:/
 
What's nuclear chess?
 
@ShadowWizard lol, that and next messages are just like @Unikitty 's messages
 
9 hours ago, by ProgramFOX
Atomic chess is a chess variant. Standard rules of chess apply, but all captures result in an "explosion" through which all surrounding white and black pieces other than pawns are removed from play. Some variations additionally remove rules concerning check such that the king may be able to move into or remain in check. == History == In 1995 the German Internet Chess Server (GICS) introduced the game, based on rules one of its users collected from friends who played offline. It was soon after incorporated into the Middle East Wild Internet Server (MEWIS) and other smaller servers before b...
 
Atomic chess is just some sucky chess mastered by some kids :P
 
Bah dum tss
 
6:01 AM
@berserk O_0
 
I suck at any type of chess.
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M too bad, you sound like a smart person with lots of potential ;)
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M chemicals ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Well, I never devoted any time to chess. I only know what its "soldiers" are, and how they move.
 
Basically, you suck at controlling people :P
ties magic strings to @Sha and controls him
see, it is easy.. all you need is magic strings
 
6:05 AM
I make a good teacher, and if I don't fret it, I'm sometimes a good writer too. But I don't and won't make a good boss.
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M tbh, I am also not a good boss :/
 
Unless we're talking about gym.
 
Unless we're talking about gaming
 
What a surprise! Was sure @ber was going to say something with "sex"
:-D
 
well, never got a chance to boss around while sexing ;P
 
6:15 AM
Then it's not a real one.
 
Well, what I meant to say is: sob sob
 
6:54 AM
@FOX9000 beam
 
@ShadowWizard mote
 
throwing Atomic Chess on @Nuk
 
user280395
7:05 AM
Moosebot has been activated.
 
Oh crud
 
@Moosebot kill @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
 
user280395
> @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M was killed by a previously affectionate kitty cat.
 
That doesn't work. Be creative.
@Moosebot kill @DroidDev
 
user280395
> @DroidDev? A monkey ripped their face off...
 
7:07 AM
That's enchanting.
 
I have two faces
 
Nice try.
@Moosebot kill @ShadowWizard
 
user280395
> Why did you kill @ShadowWizard? Who on meta is going to clean it up?
 
@Mooseman of course.
@Moosebot kill @Mooseman
 
user280395
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Nice try. They're not on my hit list... yet.
 
7:10 AM
@Mooseman kill @Moosebot
 
> Sending poisoned dinner to @Moosebot...
 
@Moosebot eat food
 
user280395
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Command not recognized.
 
Then you won't die.
 
 
1 hour later…
8:13 AM
@berserk Sucky? Hey! :P
 
... that is?
 
@Mooseman kill @DroidDev
 
> @DroidDev was killed by Col. Mustard with the Wrench in the Billiard Room.
 
@ProgramFOX I copied a video url from facebook....people waking up other people who were sleeping
but, I thin link is not working
 
9:01 AM
@DroidDev working for me! Some are funny, some just dumb, and some super funny! :-D
oh, must be logged in to Facebook in order for the vid to work. So since @Pro doesn't have Facebook, he can't see the vid
 
@ShadowWizard I could see it but didn't care enough to actually watch it.
 
oh, weird. When trying Incognito, vid didn't work
@ProgramFOX well, it does have funny parts :)
 
So you were never woken up in a cruel way by friends, @Pro? I'm sure @Dro has :D
 
I haven't, no. :P
 
9:04 AM
@ProgramFOX Throws ice water on @pro
 
burns the uniforms
 
NoOoOooo
 
Putting @Uni's hand in ice cold water while he's sleeping
 
YAY!!!!!
300 questions to go!
 
9:05 AM
To 10M
 
oh
214 now
202
 
Bye @Buk
201 now
Oh and I'm DV'ed
-3
A: Let's predict the date of the ten millionth question on Stack Overflow

Uniforms For SaleIts going to be on the 20 of August 2015: 20/8/15 I apologise for cheating and answering when we are ~4000 questions to go.

:(
 
@ShadowWizard lol, actually....a few times ;)
@ShadowWizard I'd love to tie crackers with someone's feet, but its dangerous
 
9:10 AM
@DroidDev yeah, some of the stuff there is not safe to try at home...
 
@ShadowWizard you know, once I woke a friend of mine up by touching the iron press on his ass. Though it was not hot, but it scared the shit out of him 'D
 
Finds things to flaj
Nothing on drupal... Moves on
Lol, I have 101 rep on Ask Ubuntu
Did I just join or what?
 
@UniformsForSale users get something called Association Bonus when having account with 200 rep
 
@ShadowWizard I know
I just spent a bounty and earned it back
 
9:27 AM
>>translate en zh 10 MILLION!!1!11!!1!!
 
@UniformsForSale [Powered by Yandex Translate] 10MILLION!!1!11!!1!!
 
@ShadowWizard G-T-C-O-M-S
 
@NukesPlus u.. pink?
 
@berserk nape
 
@NukesPlus curl
 
9:31 AM
yellow
 
@berserk nop
 
black?
 
no operation?
 
@NukesPlus blue?
 
@ShadowWizard nope
 
9:32 AM
@NukesPlus cade
 
@Nuk if you reply use a period so bot won't take it
or I can ban you from WAG with bot if you prefer?
 
@ShadowWizard ok.
@ShadowWizard just for the mean time
 
>>gameban 298265
 
@ShadowWizard User @NukesPlus has been banned from playing the game.
 
yay! it workz!
 
9:33 AM
10M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPE!!!!
 
@NukesPlus white?
 
@Moosebot banana
 
user280395
 
@ShadowWizard nope
 
@NukesPlus gray?
 
9:34 AM
@ShadowWizard nape
 
is it one color only @Nuk or combo of colors? (I got combo today)
 
@ShadowWizard one colour
 
@NukesPlus black? (@ber already asked but you didn't reply)
 
@ShadowWizard nope
 
@NukesPlus green?
 
9:36 AM
@ShadowWizard nope
 
oh! @NukesPlus red?
 
@ShadowWizard yey.
 
GTCOMS
 
@berserk red
 
yey!
 
9:39 AM
@berserk you are my mega-me xD
 
:D
 
im board, what should i do? :/
 
You're a board?
Plays chess on @Nuk
 
@UniformsForSale explodes chess
 
Flies outta den
 
9:43 AM
@UniformsForSale explodes Sha as well
 
@NukesPlus You can explode chess, you know... :P
 
@ProgramFOX boom.
 
@NukesPlus horray! happy dance
So @ber and @Nuk got same shirt.... again... hmm...
Well my shirt contains bit of red too, but the major color is different. /cc @Nuk @ber
 
@ShadowWizard @ShadowWizard lets pop champane
 
@FOX9000 mute
 
9:48 AM
@ShadowWizard temperament
 
@NukesPlus OK! You bring, I drink
 
@ShadowWizard how about You bring, I drink
 
@NukesPlus Nope. You bring, I drink. ;)
 
@ShadowWizard How about @berserk bring, we drink?
 
oh this reminds me I forgot to thank @Dro for being loyal PDM. So, thanks @Dro! :D
status-going-to-eat-Hummus
 
9:57 AM
:385564 how do you make a status?
 
[status-like-this]
 
status-hello
status-bye-gonna-eat-now
 
status-test
ok thx
 
10:14 AM
@ShadowWizard haha, mention not dude!
 
10:32 AM
@NukesPlus Agreed! Now we just have to wait for @ber :P
 
here!
 
@berserk good! Now bring some champagne so @Nuk and me can drink ;)
 
O_O ok
brings a chimpangee
 
noOoo000000OOOooooo
 
DRINK HIM!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
10:37 AM
opening bottle of wine to get the chimpanzee drunk
 
xD
@Uniforms where is my avatar and uniform?
 
Sorry @Nuk but looks like no champagne today. @ber has failed us :O
 
mooo
 
@Moosebot lick @santiago
 
user280395
@ShadowWizard Licks @santiago. Tastes like an old, used tissue.
 
10:44 AM
ewwwww
 
licking??? kinky, but disturbing
 
hey @Mooseman in the current wording, it looks like that whoever ordered the lick, is the licker himself, which isn't really true. What you think? :)
@santiago and don't forget wet :D
 
@ShadowWizard very
 
you disturbed the poor bot from his sleep, @san!
@FOX9000 !delete!
bye @Uni!
>>gameunban 298265
 
@ShadowWizard User @NukesPlus has been unbanned from playing the game.
 
10:48 AM
@ShadowWizard Ehm... you sure he isn't one of those who requested one?
 
@FOX9000 angry
 
@ShadowWizard infuriate
 
I did not see that...
 
1 hour ago, by NukesPlus
@ShadowWizard just for the mean time
(he wasn't banned before)
 
oh, ok
 
10:50 AM
@santiago all good, happens to the best! cough cough
 
suspicious
 
curious
 
furious
 
unconscious
 
gives @ShadowWizard a wedgie
 
10:52 AM
@santiago ...just to find out I don't have underwear
evil laugh
 
good thing I was wearing a hazmat suit
 
Googling hazmat suit
lol
 
oooooh googling my hazmat suit.....
 
good for you @san, you might be unaware of my hobby here in the Den ;)
 
Pee(v)ing.
 
10:54 AM
lol
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M knows, yup :D
So wedgie will surely result in pee as retaliation. :P
found it!
No doubt, @Uni's best creation
 

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