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@SouravGhosh two to go!
And two downvotes make this question eligible for deletion: stackoverflow.com/questions/3478649/…
@PatrickHofman I feel really sad when question like this gets answers from some really high-rep users. They are somehow encouraging the OP to ask more and more low-Q questions. :-(
Geez ... people answer that shit
@SouravGhosh not if we close and delete it
@PatrickHofman we'll take care of deletion, but guess what, OP already got readymade code from that answer. I'm quite sure this action will be repeated. :-(
8:10 AM
@NO OOOO!!!! If you've chosen this name, you'll either suffer or change it back to @Inf!
Hey @NO? You'll either suffer or change your name back to @Inf!
Oh not that again
@W by @no t this again?
8:13 AM
@PatrickHofman done form my side.
@No. @yes cuz it is already unlocked!
!xkcd blame @No.
It's No.'s fault.
Why doesn't it @mention?..
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: but on whole altogether completely absolutely? by solajuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
8:18 AM
!xkcd blame @Smoke
It's Smoke's fault.
Is it your fault, @Smoke?
!xkcd blame
@Unihedron It's Chris Jester-Young's fault.
8:19 AM
!xkcd blame
@nicael It's Jeremy Banks's fault.
Wrong apostrophe :D
!xkcd blame yourself
@PatrickHofman dead
8:21 AM
Y u no blame, @xkcd?
!xkcd blame @xkcdBot
@nicael It's nicael's fault.
Wrong. Its yours fault!
@nicael o_O
And please bring back that cute avatar!
8:24 AM
@Y ay!
changes avatar and wears boots
@YES, @NO's returned the chicken!
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: 수원오피〓〘밤의전쟁〙 ブ 〘B AMWA R. COM〙군자오피《장산안마》 by user4849590 on rpg.stackexchange.com
Any more pings to Yes will get you kicked @nic
8:28 AM
Please do @no t kick me! Please!
^^ unregistered user with only one answer, promoting a product
Eh, not too sure about that.
@PatrickHofman agreed, but the whole question is full of spammy answers, if you follow at least one user ...
@nicael Please do @no t ping redundantly! Please!
8:38 AM
@No. ​ ​
@Unihedron @Un
2 alphabets do not ping :P
(false === theDuck) ??
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june moved from gaming to SU: superuser.com/a/913703/172747 (how to catch those windows81productkey.com spams with the bots?)
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Hiya @Sam, nice avatar.
Hi @No., thanks.
9:03 AM
blacklist candidate stadtbett.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Nitro Focus No3 As this is the casing by gordikingans on drupal.stackexchange.com
May 8 at 18:51, by Infinite Recursion
Now we need a user named "No".
@No. Shouldn't @Bart change name to "Maybe" then?
upvoted comment, so I'm not able to delete stackoverflow.com/a/30181652/1699210
@SPArchaeologist Maybe.
@SPArchaeologist Maybe.
9:34 AM
@HoboSapiens gone
Spam wrecked our maybe train
wat. electrician.
@SPArchaeologist @YES!!!!!
9:38 AM
@nicael @Perhaps ?
Perhaps @yes!!!
Maybe @No. ?
@nicael you got kicked for pinging yes sooo many times....
1 hour ago, by No.
Any more pings to Yes will get you kicked @nic
:(( guess I should find another room now? Funny kick message, anyway :D
@nicael Noooooo, don't leave.
9:46 AM
@nicael in the meantime, you can have the club official t-shirt
Wait, wat? U are kicking me and then saying not to leave?..
(I should really start to print those)
hmm looks legit
9:49 AM
@nicael I kicked you for a reason. I did request you to stop (earlier in the chat).
And where's my T-shirt
A princess doesn't wear a T-shirt.
:D but I must have something at least
As @spa told
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Blame @SmokeDetector
9:56 AM
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@nicael Soon or later I will print one of those and wear it at a comic/anime fair
@KurtisBeavers Yeech, that's horrible. Please tell me that's a belated April fool. What the hell is that thing doing? When I click on a button, I want immediate feedback, I don't want to watch a video. — Gilles 1 min ago
Probably will have to change the text "They told me I would find [fun] in the tavern. All I found was an angry mob"
wear a tiara with the text printed on it ...
<- Angry mob? :O
@No. know that if I will ever program an hack&slash rpg somewhere hidden in it there will be a yellow duck elite monster, wielding a small pitchfork and wearing an hat.
10:01 AM
Elite monster :O
could have gone worse. I could have pointed out how that yellow duck mount you can buy in Mapplestory 2 is strangely similar to Infinite.
@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.
10:10 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Warlock lifestyle I couldn't drink by john on drupal.stackexchange.com
!xkcd commands
Usage: !xkcd [command][ params( optional params)]
about – Get information about xkcdBot.
find [searchTerms] – Search for xkcd comics with Google (100 queries/day).
[comic ID] – Post oneboxed comic.
last – Onebox most recent xkcd.
blame( [user]) – Find out who's to blame for your maladies.
owner – Find out who owns xkcdBot.
status – Get xkcdBot's status.
You see the irony?
not really
10:16 AM
'!xkcd" is the trigger, not a command
@spa ^
@Unihedron ? what is the command then?..
@nicael everything after !xkcd[space]
!xkcd commands for a list of commands
Usage: !xkcd [command][ params( optional params)]
about – Get information about xkcdBot.
find [searchTerms] – Search for xkcd comics with Google (100 queries/day).
[comic ID] – Post oneboxed comic.
last – Onebox most recent xkcd.
blame( [user]) – Find out who's to blame for your maladies.
owner – Find out who owns xkcdBot.
status – Get xkcdBot's status.
Johnny, take out the trash.
!xkcd find something

Makes sense.
10:19 AM
Oh wait.
!xkcd commands
Usage: !xkcd [command][ params( optional params)]
about – Get information about xkcdBot.
find [searchTerms] – Search for xkcd comics with Google (100 queries/day).
[comic ID] – Post oneboxed comic.
last – Onebox most recent xkcd.
blame( [user]) – Find out who's to blame for your maladies.
owner – Find out who owns xkcdBot.
status – Get xkcdBot's status.
!xkcd find date
Got it.
10:20 AM
@No. gotcha
Thanks :)
tldr "EDIT by" rejected with userscript keyboard shortcut ^^
10:38 AM
@nicael sorry, was afk, but seem that Herobrine there already explained that.
(....mumble... should we open a feature request? Make @Herobrine ping @Unihedron ?)
... who the hell is Herobrine?
Q: I want to have those voting animations like on Android.SE! Pretty please?

nicaelAndroid.SE quite recently got the redesign which also involved adding those very beautiful voting animations. I tried to gif them but apparently I'm no expert in this, so that's what I have achieved so far: (For a better representation, you can visit some question and try it) That's oh ...

A sweet bounty. Just saying.
Who wants rep?
@Unihedron wasn't him the fandom character created by the Minecraft community based on the old metropolitan legend of a fake mob that Notch mentioned multiple times in the release notes?
Oh, the creepypasta?
"He is widely known to Minecraft fans."
"This article is protected due to excessive vandalism." lol
1 rep + diamond = not really beautiful
A: What is the purpose of Invitations in Stackoverflow Careers

Andrew DunneThe idea behind these invitations is that good developers generally know other good developers! These invitations are for you to extend to people who might be interested in joining our database of developers!

Should have some up votes.
10:51 AM
ugh, what kind of a diamond is that?
nicael needs some real diamonds over here.
@hichris123 just fake :D we should actually vote down!!!
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Socks involved! Look at three last events :D
@Unihedron Me
10:58 AM
fake angry mob ... these words are used for me in this room :)
@SPArchaeologist if I change it it will be BartWillSmiteYourAss at most
at ~4M users we surely have lots of funny usernames :D
!se funny username
Where's @bjb?
11:07 AM
11:11 AM
And on that note I'm back to the hell that's called texture formats on Android. Wish me luck.
@Bart s/the/to/-g
@nicael you mean like recreating a deleted moderator account? then shouldn't we report it? — Ashkan Mobayen Khiabani 50 secs ago
@nicael Asleep… wait WHAT?!
11:13 AM
Status update: trying to change my username to "Alexis King ♦" still doesn't work. What an annoying bug. ;)
^ totally mocked themself
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@AlexisKing :P
Because having people called "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ" is NOT going to be fun. — tombull89 Jul 1 '14 at 15:28
Clearly, our opinions on the definition of the word "fun" differ.
11:18 AM
"Alexis" is as fun as it's going to get. And let's admit that it's hilarious.
Alexis is such an awesome username!!! ^~^
I see I've summoned @Bart away from "the hell that's called texture formats on Android" just to make fun of my name. I'm not sure if I should feel accomplished or not.
@AlexisKing let's just say that the hell is not a place where I want to be for a long time anyway. Procrastination awaits me.
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11:45 AM
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@No. Done, 2 more needed. :-)
@No. gone
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{\fonttbl\f0\fnil\fcharset0 TimesNewRomanPSMT;}

\f0\fs36 \cf0 \expnd0\expndtw0\kerning0
\outl0\strokewidth0 \strokec2 }
Figure out what that is
12:13 PM
Some TeXy stuff
PDP-8 assembler
12:17 PM
Might be ASCII
Someone understands this question? meta.stackexchange.com/questions/256341/…
12:22 PM
I think it's clear: the OP is unhappy with 25 char limit for tags. Pertains only to SO.
(The specific tag concern, that is; not the 25 char limit)
@Yes Okay, just missed that entirely.
@Yes has godlike mind-reading skills
@IanKemp Yes.
12:38 PM
Shockingly, there is no Area 51 proposal for Cascade Server CMS.
Which I sometimes have to deal with.
Anyone ever heard of it?
> The topic of this article may not meet Wikipedia's notability guidelines for products and services.
Not something you'd want to have on the article about your product.
12:40 PM
@Yes No.
user image
12:59 PM
@Yes Tell him we’ll make a deal: we’ll relax the per-word limit if only he’ll put connector punctuation where it right belongs. :) NS_Distributed_Notification_Center or NS-Distributed-Notification-Center or NS.Distributed.Notification.Center orRanyRhingaRongtHoseLineSSOItcAnacTualLybEreadIlYreadYhuManS.
@tchrist But NSDistributedNotificationCenter is the actual name of the class. It's Objective-C.
@Yes I am well aware of the folly.
Doesn’t matter.
Still stupid.
It’s too long.
Okay, I think everyone can agree with that.
1:29 PM
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Maybe can tempt @Chris W Rea back into the mod circle. He must be needing a new PF&M t-shirt by now... — JohnFx ♦ Apr 27 at 14:19
"I mod for a T-shirt" <-- campaign motto?
I want a tee shirt!
@Braiam Will mod for T-Shirts
@Unihedron I want a tea skirt!
@nicael cool story brah
1:37 PM
Wait, apparently you returned "n" to the end of your name some undefined time ago, @Uni...
We change names frequently :D
Yes! We try to confuse you. :P
@Yes... Um @No... @Dontknow.
1:38 PM
@Roombatron5000 needs a new name now...
@No. Just swap names. Or better yet, find two other users and swap names with them.
@No. Are you taking suggestions?
I propose No. too
And so, the confusion begins...
1:42 PM
and again it goes. A pm still thinking today I was working on his project while another pm already moved me on something else
One of these day you will see me with a new username. "Farmer". Not "SPFarmer", just "Farmer".
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: Is there a way to let an asp.net page "catch up" to itself? by bawlz on stackoverflow.com
That day you will know I left and refurbished myself to country farmer life.
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@SPArchaeologist you have many bosses? that's horrible!
But wait.
Should be DontknowwhetherIamyesorno.
1:49 PM
Huh... someone suggested an edit to that SU offensive answer
@Braiam there are multiple projects. Every project has a different PM. As a dev, your time is managed by a specific responsible who would be your "boss". Problem is: every pm should go to the responsible to ask for your time... but the "time allocation" is managed with a "Excel Spreadsheed of Doom +5" which in turn often isn't updated.
@Braiam when it is updated, often the persons involved in the update aren't mailed or otherwise alerted of changes
Result: once again I was working on some "R&D" (== making sense of some azure stuff) on a thing while a pm out of there was hoping I was working for him today.
@SPArchaeologist Clearly, your organization needs to figure out a way to use SharePoint for time allocation management.
I like programming... I can even have fun trying to workaround the horrors SharePoint keeps summoning at me. But this so called "organization" is sapping my will everyday.
@Yes proposed to use SharePoint. Proposed to use TFS task system. Even third party tools. No avail
@Moosebot salute
2:03 PM
^ even the mod isn't sure if this is spam
I think it is spam
it was a routing issue as far as I understood
You could use jquery for these client-side behavior. — L-Three 24 mins ago
^ inb4 "jquery does all" comment
@SmokeDetector gone
2:38 PM
I'm baaack!
@Ash now you will! SE is so holed, just like cheese. — nicael 3 hours ago
is only me that find nerving the spacing between the text of the answer and the comments attached to it?
must be more careful of being near nicael
2:53 PM
Post it on MSE and start a 500 rep bounty...
@Braiam Can you see this space without zooming in 1000%?
@JonasCz can you cleanup your comment here
I've reached the editor and had a chat ...
@rene by which you mean you dealt out a beating?
which one should I believe??? @_@
3:01 PM
@IanKemp I stayed nice, this time...
@Unihedron Yes
@Unihedron No.
@rene can i maybe get another close vote on that question?
@SmokeDetector why
@rene but will the edits and his rep be allowed to remain?
@Unihedron You should believe the one with more stars. Wait...
3:07 PM
@IanKemp he already got a ban from reviews for two days
@rene so, the same ban that anyone who fails a few audits gets?
yeah, I guess so, I'm not a mod
@IanKemp I wouldn't actively going to rollback unless really awful ... so for OK-ish tags I would go meh
@rene pretty much every post he edited was rubbish that should've either been closed or allowed to rot. he hasn't helped SO one iota, in fact he's actively harmed it by rep farming and wasting reviewers' time.
@IanKemp link?
3:18 PM
@IanKemp O_o
The edits aren't outright all bad though, see stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/8025707 where they actually make improvements
Seems that user's forte is fixing up titles. They like to paste "http://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/10647/how-do-i-write-a-good-title/10648‌​#10648" as the comment all of the time.
@Unihedron yeah they aren't all bad, but they aren't exactly great either.
meh just the kind I'd let it slip and catch some worse offenders
The repeated use of that URL as a sole comment is ticking me off more than anything.
i'll let it go... this time. now you darn kids get off my darn lawn.
3:22 PM
Let's keep on eye on that profile and don't hold back if it slips again
@LynnCrumbling poke them with a comment then
it's not going to change if you do nothing
@Unihedron I have a room here (cc @LynnCrumbling) if you need to bash that user again (or me for being to helpful)
RO plz
@rene What's it for?
@ASCIIThenANSI I had a chat wirh a user that suggested some edits that were not good enough
3:26 PM
@rene OK then.
Now this room thinks that user needs to be taverned even more (or maybe not, I'm not sure what they are up to)
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^^ Homework (or very VERY poorly worded)
@ASCIIThenANSI is the go'd ol' I-don't-understand-shat question
3:46 PM
in Lovely Chat, Wonderful Chat, Apr 29 at 15:27, by Unihedron
I have a long history running into rooms asking to be an RO. :p
May 5 at 13:56, by Unihedron
the "omg wow" was because I've never seen a room and thought to self "I wouldn't want to be an RO of that room" before

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