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00:01
It's quiet in here.
Too quiet.
00:25
Please stop hunting those poor Tumbleweeds.
@tchrist!
@hichris123 You tinkled?
Or whatever the room sound is.
No, I exclamation marked.
Bang.
Shriek.
Splat.
Wait, that's something else.
00:43
Public formication!
01:03
woke up this morning. mail servers just work.
never becoming a sysadmin
01:18
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer, offensive answer detected: How can I transfer my Pokémon from XY to ORAS with one 3DS and without Pokebank? by user137180 on gaming.stackexchange.com
01:30
morning
aaaaah, get off from my screen, you, ant monster!
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"inspect element" to the rescue...
01:46
@bwDraco Sing O Muse!
\o/
–o–
/o\
Oh noes! I see anothers ants!
user202362
02:20
chopped up in 3 pieces? :p
02:35
Insects. Three segments. Six legs. Always formicating.
user202362
It's not always about the quantity, sometimes quality counts too - you can eat 1000 ants legs and not being full, now try 2 pig legs ...
user202362
a chicken with 2 legs would run faster than a spider with 8 legs ...
02:54
I've long felt that it would be a great idea to use insects as food
Entomophagy (/ˌɛntəˈmɒfədʒi/, from Greek ἔντομον éntomon, "insect", and φᾰγεῖν phagein, "to eat") is the human consumption of insects as food: human insectivory. The eggs, larvae, pupae, and adults of certain insect species have been eaten by humans since prehistoric times and continue to be an item of the human nutrition in contemporary times. Human insect-eating is common to cultures in most parts of the world, including North, Central, and South America; and Africa, Asia, Australia, and New Zealand. Over 1,000 species of insects are known to be eaten in 80% of the world's nations. The total...
There have been issues with grasshoppers from Mexico being contaminated with lead, though.
I thought that was batman at first
Tastes like chicken.
I've always liked the idea of eating locusts, considering their sheer quantity in locust plagues, but to capture them by the billions for use as food is a massive engineering problem
They are no more.
03:02
Even if you had the hardware to capture massive swarms of locusts, how would you ship them?
We're talking about billions of them.
As paté.
This isn't just a matter of catching them. The sheer quantity of these insects brings logistical issues into play.
Or crisps.
Do you know how much flesh of cattle is shipped around? It is massive.
The issue is that plague locusts appear in extremely large quantities at once. Moving around that much product within a short period of time is not easy.
user202362
Crabs and crayfish are crustaceans, a subdivision of arthropods – the large group of animals without backbones (invertebrates) that includes insects, spiders, mites, scorpions and springtails.
03:05
The Rocky Mountain locust (Melanoplus spretus) is an extinct species of locust that ranged through the western half of the United States and some western portions of Canada until the end of the 19th century. Sightings often placed their swarms in numbers far larger than any other locust species, with one famed sighting in 1875 estimated at 198,000 square miles (510,000 km2) in size (greater than the area of California), weighing 27.5 million tons, and consisting of some 12.5 trillion insects – the greatest concentration of animals ever speculatively guessed, according to Guinness World Records...
With cattle, you have nowhere near that much product to transport at any one period of time.
user202362
user202362
maybe that thing in your picture would be as tasty
12.5 trillion.
user202362
I think I watched a show about grasshoppers becoming locusts when certain condition is met (concentration of its population IRC)
03:11
That's the theory. Yet ours are no more.
The grasshoppers remaining aren't the same species as the locust was.
Capturing—and transporting—such massive quantities of locusts is a megascale engineering problem.
user202362
@bwDraco According to the wiki, people do devour locusts.
user202362
The problem with eating wild locusts is that they only plague once a couple of years, hardly a sustainable food resource
03:40
> I license your mom under the same terms. - your room owner, @JasonC
user202362
is he a pimp? how could he license someone mom under certain terms otherwise?
04:22
@TelkittytheWebDeveloper I wonder how is that proportionally speaking
user202362
2^2 = 4 ; 2^3 = 8
user202362
if exponential growth of legs doesn't make you faster, nothing probably will ...
I'm talking with the wrong guy...
04:44
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Need Malware removal instructions by Spencer4134 on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Bag say shot past and all focus by Maribel Rose on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Kama position can I take it that set it by Maribel Rose on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
05:06
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Oracle all sticking by cariejohn on askubuntu.com
05:28
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: How to participate in clan war instead of being a spectator by Gavin on gaming.stackexchange.com
sd 4trueu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: The Superb Choice For Remove Dark Circle N Wrinkle by Dizywish on movies.stackexchange.com
05:51
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: its audience didn't they okay know about by Nlopjin Pk on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
sd 2trueu-
06:18
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: You know it's individual this individual by alanilee on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
sd trueu-
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Fifa 16 Accounts to the winger sent to fight back. by fifapoints on english.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Cheap FIFA Accounts to complete some small-scale oppression by fifapoints on english.stackexchange.com
06:41
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: While soyou know don't get around a little bit here and what by shmsjhnz on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
sd 3trueu-
anyone already has a lifehack account he/she can use for flagging?
I can't be here much longer, it's getting late.
07:01
@Derpy I have
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: I have pianos for another 100 in TN by sapnakinza on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
I regretted reading recent newest questions on LH...
@AndrewT. did your eyes rot? Please, send a picture if they are rotten!
Hwo can I take a pciture and post it her if thye are rottn.
@AndrewT. thanks, but I have escalated to the Community Management. Probably they can handle the problem better than just resorting to flags.
07:12
sd false-
spam/abusive, up to you
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Why exactly did Summer break up with Tom? by lashopasho1 on movies.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: You only need the tiniest anything here by gtanbboirat on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
sd 2trueu-
07:24
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: You can easily figure out the right by vlc on money.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: CentOS 6 - Cpanel/WHM DNS Issues by Chloe Shoots Lazers on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
sd 2poof
spam erry where
07:36
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: slightly wider than shoulder sticking by Adison556 on workplace.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Recommends it and at the next election by Maribel Rose on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Significantly more player by hasgta76 on askubuntu.com
sd 3k
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Find the custom module responsible for a URL by rabobansari on drupal.stackexchange.com
08:01
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: 2011 Ford Fusion Heater Issue by Justin Phil on mechanics.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)
@SmokeDetector why
@AndrewT. Body - Position 49-64: manualbirds.com
@Shog9 can you use your boot here? meta.stackoverflow.com/q/309933/792066
08:32
hey, what do you prefer:
in Suggestion Box, 29 secs ago, by Pandya
Which is better while talking about Stack Exchange network : site.sx or site.se ?
09:08
se
09:23
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: You know the punches offbeat persons like by alanilee on mathematica.stackexchange.com
true
09:49
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Need software to save videos from 4tube.com - to watch the videos smoothly by bestautumnn on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
10:01
@Pandya SE.
Only TeX uses SX (i.e. TeX.SX) and that's 'cause it rhymes.
Hey @Brai
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Like to look forward to my evenings going by cerka jersa on drupal.stackexchange.com
lol @bra
SpaceExploration.SE -> SEx.SE
@AndrewT. You can never know what arrows can do these days.
@bjb568 Uh, that was the reason I included the "i". Now it might seem like a Latin plural or what. O_o
It's already well-defined by one of its active user, so.. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
10:12
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: best review on brain by Lamkert on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
@SmokeDetector Haha on "brain"?
I imagine something like
sd why
[:4497240] Body - Position 43-52: BrainPlus
Body - Position 409-427: findfitnessidea.co
Body - Position 413-428: fitnessidea.com
Post - Link at end: http://www.findfitnessidea.com/brainplus-iq/</a>
scnr
> Studies have controversially but unanimously agreed on the fact that 96% of human beings have crap filled in instead.
@rekire why?
10:17
4 mins ago, by Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.
@SmokeDetector Haha on "brain"?
What?
You where joking that sd might recognized the word brain and I could not resist to check what the real reason was. Sure that was spam no question.
Oh right.
@Andrew's busy giving me robo-edit approves.
yeah... I'm crazy enough to browse unresolved s (now on page 30 out of 58)
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Generic ASP.NET MVC controller that generates many pages by khan on codereview.stackexchange.com (@Quill)
10:29
@AndrewT. And I'm crazy enough to give a damn.
11:02
sd k
11:26
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Is education continuous or categorical? by allennicol on stats.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How do I get rid of istartsurf browser hijacker by loran on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Bridge Exploit of Network Multi-function Print/Fax Devices by Nataly Syrel on security.stackexchange.com
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: How do I use pushd and popd commands? by bob on unix.stackexchange.com
13:25
Best way to keep a 1.5 by .5cm motor: your wallet's coin pouch
Robotics :D
have a follow
yay!
I should go read up the twitter API
yes, APIs are cool
I read up on SE's API today. The filter thing is pretty cool
Awesome
You can merge a few requests into one
13:41
... my webhosting just flagged my glype install as a security warning lol
A proxy thing
about the only proxy that's always worked for me
14:04
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: AdSense disapproved, cannot resubmit by Ahmed on webapps.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: What are trips on Facebook's Timeline map page? by sunny on webapps.stackexchange.com
14:40
@Quill maybe because it's a hack, which explains the security warning.... :D
lol???
> Great repository names are short and memorable. Need inspiration? How about effective-octo-pancake.
O_O
I don't eat octopus or pancakes
Well...
@Quill ^
Works? Yes. Safe? Nopes.
oh
sad face
If you don't care for your privacy guess it doesn't really matter. :)
But by now, any hacker probably knows more about you than you know about yourself. ;)
!!/blame
@ShadowWizard It's rekire's fault.
14:45
@SmokeDetector why?
@ShadowWizard That's not a report.
So lame.
sd rekt
@Pro can we haz dat?
15:32
User appears to be question-banned on Stack Overflow.
Musixauce3000: If you're getting "we are no longer accepting questions from this account" on Stack Overflow, please improve your existing questions there by editing them—there should be considerable scope for improvement considering the number of questions on your record. You'd probably have an easier time pulling yourself out of a question ban than most. I've given you a few upvotes in an attempt to pull you out of the ban as you do seem to have some good questions there. — bwDraco 13 mins ago
15:43
Heh... Wow you guys figured that one out quick x.x I'm a little embarrassed but thank you anyway. --I will attempt to improve my questions. — Musixauce3000 9 mins ago
@bwDraco dv'ed and flagged. (not enough rep for cv)
15:59
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Whats Real in This Life by SomeBlack Kid on english.stackexchange.com
16:59
status-meh
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: PhD in HealthCare management by Manish Bhatia on academia.stackexchange.com
17:26
Why is Undo blacklisted?
[:4498907]
Blacklisted user - blacklisted for http://softwarerecs.stackexchange.com/questions/25251 by http://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/26963989
@bwDraco User removed from blacklist (46 on softwarerecs.stackexchange.com).
Forget to remove himself from the blacklist during testing.
17:26
@bwDraco because I like to test stuff and end up getting myself blacklisted
@SmokeDetector fpu-
@Undo At least you test
I don't always test, but when I do I break something else in the process.
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17:59
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: With the foreordained size p by Aljiligoo on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
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[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: They're just over-the-top fans of FatorMax by driguezz on askubuntu.com
20:07
Any mods around?
@rene must know.
@Rene can we flag plagiarism in comments?
BTW is it @Rene or @rene?
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. nope
only a custom flag can work there
Or ReNe? Rhenium Neonide? O_O
@rene No no, I didn't mean like that.
I just wanted to know if it's a thing to flag plagiarism in comments.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. I prefer rene because I hate hitting the shift key. But is my first name, to be complete you'll need to type Ren&eacute;
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. I haven't seen that before but if it is abusive and intended I'm sure it is falggable
Can you share where you suspect that?
@Ren­é
Cool, but too much Unicode trickery.
DUDE, seriously, that's just a blatant copy-paste of ujponline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/1-UJP-15531-Rs.pdf. I'm outta here. — Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. 2 mins ago
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Now you understand why I choose rene ;)
20:13
And BTW some context: That's a guy that tends to post VLQ stuff and bypass Q-ban with multiple account thingies.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. I see what you mean. I would flag that. Explain clearly that it is plagiarized. If it gets declined, open a meta post to get guidance on that. The comment should go.
21:01
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: put rows of numbers into a column with shell script by anthony hansel Lorenzo on unix.stackexchange.com
21:18
sd f
21:44
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: downgrade windows 10 pro to original edition by Spencer4134 on superuser.com (@bwDraco)
 
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23:49
@Quill That was deleted 5 days ago...
sd delete
;-;

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