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00:24
Robert Cartaino on December 23, 2015
It's that time of year again — a time when we reach out beyond the Stack Exchange community to remember the organizations and people who desperately need our help. Each year, we set aside this time and offer to make a $100 donation to charity on behalf of each moderator representing their community.
@SmokeDetector tpu- epic
00:44
noice keming
01:10
Yay, you can see the awesome CSS highlighting here.
Rainbow colors counts as a benefit, right @Jason?
01:23
Where's Helium?
@AndrewT. meh, you only get half the table
01:42
@bjb only if said colors are applied to employees
Lol this company moved in across the hall from a clients studio.
They make a snack called Tiger Nuts
They also make a drink called Tiger Nut Milk
I keep hearing these weird howling sounds, which I can only presume is the sound that tigers make when their nut milk is extracted.
@JasonC Will supply bottle of spray paint if you improve the CSS lexer and write the HTML lexer and make all the things colorful.
Somebody's got to have written that already.
@JasonC I feel like you're just milking me for stars now.
@JasonC Myeah, but I don't like it.
01:45
Gross
At least the parsers
Dunno what license.
Meh at first glance it is missing a bunch of special entities though. Red flag perhaps.
Oh maybe not.
Who knows? I don't. I'm already in too deep. I can't give a proper inspection while smoking out a window, holding my phone and waiting for SD card images to write.
I havent typed any stray periods yet though. That's an accomplishment.
My breath smells like tiger nut milk.
3
Oh crap Xmas eve is tomorrow. I should probably buy a plane ticket.
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Can a banana peel cure a plantar wart? by Ehisremen Satur on health.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)
02:14
@JasonC meh, PHP
Horchata (/ɔrˈtʃɑːtə/; Spanish: [orˈtʃata]), or orxata (Catalan pronunciation: [oɾˈʃata]), is the name of several kinds of traditional beverages, made of ground almonds, sesame seeds, rice, barley, or tigernuts (chufas). == EtymologyEdit == The name derives from Valencian orxata, probably from ordiata, made from ordi (barley) (Latin *hordeata < hordeum). The Italian orzata, the French and English 'orgeat' and the Surinamese Dutch orgeade have the same origin, though the beverages themselves have diverged, and are generally no longer made from barley. Various false etymologies exist – one legend...
> orgeat — he, she, or it orgies
Never heard of it in English.
> orgeat / ǁ ɔrʒa/, /ˈɔ˞ːdʒiːət/.
Also 8 orgeate.

Etymology: a. Fr. orgeat (15th c. in Hatz.-Darm.), ad. Pr. orjat, ourjat (in 17th c. Fr. also orgée, orgeade, Ital. orgiata (obs.) Florio, orzata), f. Fr. orge, Pr. ordi, Ital. orzo :– L. hordeum barley.

A syrup or cooling drink made originally from barley, subsequently from almonds, and orange-flower water.

1754 Connoisseur No. 38 ― Whatever orgeat or capillaire can inspire.
1769 Baretti Manners of Italy II. xxx. 203 ― Their servants attend with lemonade, orgeate,··and other cooling drinks.
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, email in answer: Why do people always talk about stocks that pay high dividends? by Trust Fund Ad on money.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, email in answer: Investing in ETF/Index-Fund Twice [401(k) and Individual investor Account] by Trust Fund Ad on money.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, email in answer, blacklisted user: HSBC - Can I make international transfer in my account's currency by Trust Fund Ad on money.stackexchange.com
04:08
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: How Does Formula Of Brainplus IQ Work For You? by user312332 on meta.stackexchange.com
wow I was late on that. :P
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Facts About Anti-Aging Products by davidbruce on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Where To Buy This Brainplus IQ? by user312332 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Excellent Skin Keeps You Young by user537269 on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Uniquely identify any finite subset of an infinite set by autismmuch on math.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Provides you with long lasting beauty results by ClaudioDewolfe on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Eliminate Acne Out Of Your Life With One Of These Tips by Uandraimsy on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: ActiveRecord::RecordNotFound - Couldn't find without an ID by Jade Graham on stackoverflow.com
04:44
sd 8tp
Did that work?
sd tp 8
1. [:4372519] Recorded answer as true positive in metasmoke. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use `trueu` or `tpu`.
2. [:4372518] <unrecognized command>
3. [:4372517] <unrecognized command>
4. [:4372513] <unrecognized command>
5. [:4372511] <unrecognized command>
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@ProgramFOX ^ I think something weird happened.
sd 8tp
sd tp8
@hichris123 [:4372527] That message is not a report.
sd 8 tp
... shrug
04:46
sd 3 tp
1. [:4372531] That message is not a report.
2. [:4372527] That message is not a report.
3. [:4372519] Recorded answer as true positive in metasmoke. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use `trueu` or `tpu`.
sd 5 tp
1. [:4372535] That message is not a report.
2. [:4372531] That message is not a report.
3. [:4372527] That message is not a report.
4. [:4372519] Recorded answer as true positive in metasmoke. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use `trueu` or `tpu`.
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sd 8 tp
sd 7 tp
sd 6 tp
1. [:4372537] That message is not a report.
2. [:4372535] That message is not a report.
3. [:4372531] That message is not a report.
4. [:4372527] That message is not a report.
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04:47
@SmokeDetector tp-
@SmokeDetector tp-
user202362
Pizza, cake, pizza, cake, cake, cake
@SmokeDetector tp-
@SmokeDetector tp-
@SmokeDetector tp-
@SmokeDetector tp-
@Telkitty Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
user202362
Badgers might be edible .... although I would not know how to cook them
Stew
Anything can be stewed.
Except cats of course.
04:53
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Miraculous solution for wrinkles and fine lines! by garyppalmer on drupal.stackexchange.com
user202362
All I had today ... were 2 small packs of instant noodles ... & I can not digest instant noodles sometimes ...
Life decisions…
You should eat tuna instead.
user202362
There is a fridge of food at home and I am obviously not there ... Yet
ceiling cat commands the tuna to @telkitty
user202362
All I have in the new house (that's not yet fully completed) are instant noodles. So it's going to be instant noodles or nothing. And I was extremely hungry ...
05:05
food will arrive when caching is over
user202362
I am going to grill some fish when I get back, boil some prawns ... also going to have a few mangoes, a peach or two and some cherries ... when I get home. Meanwhile I will stare at smokey & think about cake ... 😳
user202362
(Extended) family dinner tomorrow ...
user202362
2 days holiday + weekend means today is the last day I can get any work done on the new house for a while ...
05:16
Wow my question title apparently isn't interesting enough.
> asked 16 mins ago
> viewed 2 times
05:27
Nobody is on SE now.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Where To Buy This Power Testro? by patrijuriya on askubuntu.com
@bjb568isceilingkat Yeah... it's Christmas and it's early in Asia + late in the US.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted user: ORACLE SOA Online Training from INDIA by tinkku1212 on stackoverflow.com
Ho Ho Ho
13
...Merry Christmas!
05:49
@SantaClaus @JasonC recommend pin
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: battling against aging and its signs by robertjurya on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: this because it will give you instant beauty by robertjurya on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: May Acne Affect Your Social Life? by Frankaford on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: skin care for all by Alex Jhon on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Ten Sure-Fire On How To Make Skin, Tips Look Younger by keyaeyaw on drupal.stackexchange.com
06:31
sd 7k
Max of 6 it seems. Dunno why. Just discovered that.
sd 6 tp
I mean 5
sd 5 tp
I mean 0
sd 6tp
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Proper Diet Plan Are Not Bad by warrenx bardi on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: feelings of tension, dry skin, clogged pores, inflammation, by krishvasan on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: supplements. Earlier than you , you wish by nealtosan on askubuntu.com
06:53
smoke does not know this?
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Learn What is Scheme Programming by Rahil Desoza on askubuntu.com
@JasonC Well... sd tp 8 TPs the most recent report, and then tries 8 empty commands... but sd 8tp should actually reply something. I'll look into this.
sd 5tp
sd 4tp
Maybe sd is out of tp.
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Time to rock the paper towels.
06:58
@JasonC I believe I found the bug. It doesn't post the message because it's longer than 500 characters, but that shouldn't matter here because it's a multiline message. goes to fix
Yay, got version nonces to work!
too colorful;cannot read
… this is Safari's dev tools, it isn't even my color scheme
It looks the same as Chrome's dev tools.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: A Solution For Finding The Right Beauty Products by Uandraimsy on askubuntu.com
07:09
@JasonC Bug fixed.
var getVersionNonce = o(function*(pn, file, cb) {
	console.log('gvn', 'http' + path.resolve(pn, pn[pn.length - 1] == '/' ? '' : '..', file));
	cb(null, crypto.createHash('md5').update(yield fs.readFile('http' + path.resolve(pn, pn[pn.length - 1] == '/' ? '' : '..', file), yield)).digest('hex'));
});
var addVersionNonces = o(function*(str, pn, cb) {
	for (let i = 0; i < str.length; i++) {
		if (str.substr(i).match(/^\.\w{1,8}"/)) {
			while (str[i] && str[i] != '"') i++;
			str = str.substr(0, i) + '?v=' + (yield getVersionNonce(pn, str.substr(0, i).match(/"[^"]+?$/)[0].substr(1), yield)) + 
Perhaps the ugliest code I've written this week…
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Vitalita Derma If you suffer from acne by GuyWilford on meta.stackexchange.com
07:41
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Regenify Cream Reviews by junegrasso on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: In Minecraft, how much is a redstone repeater tick? by JacketBoy on gaming.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: suisse anti aging serum Lucy Swan says by draincodly on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Non-Latin link in answer: Why does cancelling change this equation? by Mahmoud Samir on math.stackexchange.com
08:02
looks as if there can be expected more mover/repair spam stackexchange.com/users/7420470/mahmoud-samir?tab=accounts
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Power Testro Review- Does it really works? by Sherry Sarah on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title: http://healthonlinereviews.com/dermagen-iq/ by daniel ersen on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Shortened URL in answer: Ways to see a list of all the tabs open in Chrome? by identifyMe on superuser.com
user202362
Snack before dinner to fix the issue (only 2 packs of instant noodles for pretty much all day until now)
08:19
I'm sleepy
!!/tea
@AndrewT. brews coffee for @AndrewT.
@bjb568isceilingkat you can't sign up for DD on mobile
@bjb568isceilingkat Cooks tavern's pet cat for dinner
user202362
08:33
the question is: which pet cat :p
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: When you want to add muscle mass to your frame by GeraRain on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: skin care review In commercials that are regular by CalvinLeal on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: I need console commands to see my velocity by masun on gaming.stackexchange.com
08:57
@SmokeDetector why?
@AndrewT. Body - Position 2265-2276: weight-loss
user202362
ITT, on SE network, no one is allowed to lose weight :p
@Telkitty The ceiling cat
p
user202362
smelly cat♪
09:11
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: What stackoverflow's community is so shitty? by electo on stackoverflow.com
sd tpu-
@UNIKITTY2.0 WAT SCREENSHOT WAI U NO WORKZ?
You can't see hats while not logged in?
09:28
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Skin Supple With Dhc Promotion Codes by ruchikakapoor on unix.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Skin care With Naturacel Skin Pro by boobaagya897 on stackoverflow.com
sd 2tpu-
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Q: Winter Bash Hats On profile pic are visible only to logged in users?

JhanviIf I am logged in, I can see that on the user's profile page, the hat is visible. But if I open the profile URL of the same user after logging out, there is no hat on the gravatar. Shouldn’t it still be visible?

09:40
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: how the business sector is overwhelmed by ella juriyaum on superuser.com
morning
Afternoon!
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Huawei G6 no longer enable USB debugging by Alice Clinton on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Different Debian versions from two different commands by shaheer on unix.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: how to use Maxatin? by olgakurylenko on superuser.com
10:00
I've also flaged as spam : unix.stackexchange.com/a/251312/66803
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Should you defend your skin, you'll preserve a healthy tone by vaaaoime on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected in title: Support #@1800.303.1158@# msoffice 2007 emergency support number by santosh kumar on askubuntu.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Is Best Anti Aging Serum 2016 Scam or Not? by arina farnadi on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Is Best Anti Aging Serum 2016 Scam or Not? by arina farnadi on superuser.com
10:19
Incorrectly created chat room for mechanical-engineering in sports.SE instead of engineering.SE
@mods
The correct chat-room on engineering.SE is chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/33404/mechanical [Keep]
Just FYI
10:41
[ SmokeDetector ] URL-only title, pattern-matching website in title: http://trytotalhealthcleanse.net/goji-sbelt/ by lindaotto on askubuntu.com
Screaming
I can't get beauty and the beast out of my head after almost a month
Yawn. https://t.co/wUujJHbdqn
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: ANDROID Online Training by Athulya Reddy on stackoverflow.com
11:08
@UNIKITTY2.0 at least it's not a justin beiber song
11:39
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer, blacklisted user: Словосочетание глагол-глагол by user177956 on rus.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Do You Know Why Some Wrinkle Creams Are Considered Better? by user55679 on drupal.stackexchange.com
11:50
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: When trying to bulk up and build muscle by GeraRain on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: formula, but there are six distinct components by rookerjuriya on stackoverflow.com
Yay O Tannenbaum!
13:08
sd 2k
@SmokeDetector k
Wut?
sd why
@UNIKITTY2.0 [:4373463] Post manually reported by user Drew in room SO Close Vote Reviewers.
*from {x} university — Wai Ha Lee 6 mins ago
user202362
omg it's 25th Dec, merry Xmas & I am off :p
13:39
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer, blacklisted user: Why were Spain and Portugal neutral / not invaded in WWII? by DiaaAttia on history.stackexchange.com
14:12
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Modified RPi.GPIO package causes "'module' object has no attribute 'RPI_REVISION'" in camera.py? by yoyo on raspberrypi.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)
sd tpu-
@SmokeDetector So don't be an idiot and randomly run code off the internet.
14:47
86
A: Should employees with head injuries be allowed to post on meta?

Esoteric Screen Name'Twas the night before Christmas, and wearing my Full House, I was on StackOverflow, clicking my mouse. I edited ten questions with care, In hopes that answers soon would be there. Answers on "how to parse html" filled me with dreads; No doubt visions of precious repz danced in users' heads. D...

43
A: Choose your own swag - the craziest contest idea ever! What were we thinking?

uɐɯsO uɐɥʇɐNI know this may be stretching the definition of "paragraph" a bit, but... The Night Before Christmas (Unix & Linux Version) 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my home Not a process was failing - not even from Gnome. The packages were installed on the system with yum, And there w...

sd f
sd - f
sd f
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Video Player App for MKV? by changegrowup on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)
15:56
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to use a self signed SSL certificate in Android by venom.unleashed on stackoverflow.com
16:31
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: msn support phone number by Linda Thompson on askubuntu.com
16:49
sd k
17:00
Sup @bjb568isceilingkat
Hi
@UNIKITTY2.0 Hard reload
@bjb568isceilingkat ok
Not working...
Where's the security question? I don't see it
Even on computer site
@bjb
Also, tomorrow has happy hour
@UNIKITTY2.0 Fix rolled out, try again now.
Ah, it works now
Trying to solve question
Also, why are you spamming my console?
17:32
@UNIKITTY2.0 tpu @bjb and we'll monitor HIS EVERY MOVE.
@UNIKITTY2.0 Why are you looking at it? :p
@bjb568isceilingkat Because me.testingMath()
Anyways, DONE! I solved it!
@bjb for the answer how do I format the power, and do I use spaces to format it?
@UNIKITTY2.0 Doesn't matter.
x*x, x^2, x**2 all work IIRC
So something like this is fine?
1*x^2+4*x+4
17:48
@UNIKITTY2.0 Sure
Then... Something is still borked
My math should work because I tested it but DD rejects it
sd why
@UNIKITTY2.0 [:4374427] Body - Position 29-42: fake ID cards
@UNIKITTY2.0 [:4374429] That message is not a report.
@SmokeDetector f
17:52
@UNIKITTY2.0 meh, it works if you start it with "x^2" instead of "1*x^2"
will fix
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, phone number detected in title: ''09602314644 Love Marriage Problems In Delhi,Hyderabad,Bangalore by hariom on gaming.stackexchange.com
sd k
Wow that's old...
Also, how do the commenters not realise it's spam?
@SmokeDetector Stupid commenters, they don't even read the question.
Well, I successfully saw people who don't read the title of the question and yet have the audacity to comment.
The commenters seem to have arrived before it became spam.
@Pops Nuke teh spamz!
18:05
Oh.
Stupid chatter! I don't even see the revision history.
Like rollback the post and nuke the revision history
No just delete the post.
Normally I would, and I wouldn't even mention anything in here, but I'm curious if this is an actual spammer or someone whose account got compromised.
Can't you see the IP address locations?
You can do that somewhere private
I didn't say I wasn't looking. Just explaining why I didn't immediately nuke it from orbit like you said.
18:09
Oh
How...
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body, repeating characters in title: Output "╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠╠H≈"? by pyDzoni on stackoverflow.com
18:43
@UNIKITTY2.0 They should use an en-dash, not a single dash.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. Blame mac
Blames mac
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Prepared Statements / MySQLi / PHP Registration/Login Form by Raj Gupta on codereview.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron @Quill-HATMANIAC)
20:15
sd k
Chrome SSL warning adherence rate now up to 70%. Noticed ppl keep citing the 2013 rate (~30%). Sry, our papers run ~12mo behind our work.
20:43
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: E-mail ArcGIS Online GeoForm submissions by Guido on gis.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector Um.
 
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0
Q: Why is my avatar so blurry?

rekireI have a new monitor which requires a dpi scaling since that date I see that my avatars are blurry and I didn't know why. Now I found it out. There is a bug in url. Check this screenshot: As you can see there two "s" arguments which override the image size. Could you please fix that?

@rekire: Why MSO? Isn't it about the winterbash pages?
This is a general issue for me. also on chat
!!/unnotify 89 codereview.stackexchange.com
@Unihedron I will no longer ping you if I report a post of codereview.stackexchange.com, in room 89 on chat.meta.stackexchange.com
Oh you are right mse might been better
SO is my "main" page so I posted it there
22:10
!!/unnotify 89 raspberrypi.stackexchange.com
@Unihedron I will no longer ping you if I report a post of raspberrypi.stackexchange.com, in room 89 on chat.meta.stackexchange.com
how many pings did you get from the bot?
@rene I guess not other avatars are not blurry
hmmm, OK
22:15
and if I remove that second s parameter from the url it looks like I would expect
22:31
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: htaccess Redirect a folder to a new URL by Ufuk Ertunç on stackoverflow.com
22:50
Real love is when, even tho the styles are utter crap, you sign up for the mailing list and add your own overriding styles:
.sumome-share-client-wrapper { display: none !important }
#container, #content, .primary-menu { width: auto !important }
#container { margin: 8px }
domain: waitbutwhy.com
23:31
Probably Christmas

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