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SmokeDetector

00:04

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Why do some fonts make I, l, 1 look the same? by dwedwe on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

bjb568

Currently my deepest code is only 19 indent levels.

DragonLord the Fiery

00:15

Whatever.

sd trueu

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery [:3964924] That message is not a report.

DragonLord the Fiery

User's unlikely to contribute constructively.

@SmokeDetector trueu

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery Blacklisted user.

DragonLord the Fiery

@SmokeDetector false

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to create a countries drop-down list question, without entering all countries manually? by lilian on webapps.stackexchange.com

Undo

00:53

!!/report stackoverflow.com/a/32597814/1849664

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Swift- SKEffectNode takes a while to appear by america on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body, repeating characters in body: cgjfg sdfs dfs asdasda asda sdsdas d by prashanth on mathoverflow.net

SmokeDetector

01:18

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: 办理SFU西蒙菲莎大学毕业证【诚信办理QQ-微信2796053907】成绩单教育部认证使馆认证 Simon Fraser University by wefevc2 on travel.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd 3tpu-

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector ~~vandalism by OP, but cannot rollback due to rep~~ nvm, it has been closed

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WHAT IS THE RECENT ISSUES IN GIS FOR APPLYING PHD by Amos GIS on gis.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

01:43

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PHP PDO RETURNING ONE ONLY ONE RESULT SET by Julio Salamanca on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

02:00

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Minecraft 1.6.4 - Different mods on different profiles on the same version [Linux] by SADIE on gaming.stackexchange.com

bjb568

Most intense lab ever…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What is the recommended wording for a generic error message by user73374 on ux.stackexchange.com

Andrew T.

I might be too late to the party, but... Stack Overflow is the new Alphabet?

DragonLord the Fiery

sd trueu

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery [:3965097] Blacklisted user.

DragonLord the Fiery

02:05

Very unlikely to contribute constructively.

JamesENL

Man classical music is so conducive to working

CRABOLO

Isn't this the opposite of what Google did though? Google changed their company name to Alphabet (or some crap, idk) and Google is now the search engine and other products. So they did what SO did when they changed to Stack Exchange. So it seems since Google copied SE, it made SE not cool, so SE switched back to SO to be cool. Make sense? — CRABOLO 34 mins ago

so that part is inverse, but if you refer to childish thing like the blog "untalented child coloring with crayons" or something, then yea

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: 美国毕业证-办理普渡大学Purdue毕业证Q/微信858216918成绩单Diploma真实可查学历认证 Purdue University by hexiaokun on travel.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd trueu

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery [:3965110] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bjb568

02:30

agh, I'm trying to understand diffs

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: Excel VBA Timeout Error -2147012894 by Ritesh Gupta on stackoverflow.com

Andrew T.

spam: enabler4excel stackoverflow.com/users/639703/taralex

!!/report stackoverflow.com/a/32598815/2821954

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: importing data from csv file, should I read it like excel file? by taralex on stackoverflow.com

bjb568

03:01

Infinite Trees Are Super Weird

►

SmokeDetector

03:27

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title: （实体经营）办理科汀科技大学毕业证Q/微信1901184762[成绩.单]学历认证 by ytwe36 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How can I make an animated avatar for gravatar.com? by user103889 on webapps.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd 3tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title: （实体经营）办理悉尼大学毕业证Q/微信1901184762[成绩.单]学历认证 by ytwe38 on travel.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

03:48

sd tpu

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery [:3965157] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title: （实体经营）办理格里菲斯大学毕业证Q/微信1901184762[成绩.单]学历认证 by ytwe38 on travel.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd tpu

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery [:3965163] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

DragonLord the Fiery

The spam keeps on coming.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: The Ethereal Fairy Themed Wedding Hair Style by user451402 on askubuntu.com

DragonLord the Fiery

03:54

sd tpu-

When will this CJK spam stop?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title: 办理埃迪斯科文大学毕业证Q/微信1901184762[成绩.单]学历认证 by ytwe39 on travel.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd tpu-

5 flags left on Travel.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: What Are the Ingredients in This item? by disjokijams on meta.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

04:10

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: How Does Formula of This item Work for You? by disjokijams on stackoverflow.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SINGLE_EMAIL_LIMIT_EXCEEDED by Narey Jagwan on salesforce.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd false

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery [:3965203] Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

JamesENL

@DragonLordtheFiery you know that if you append a command with a dash, smokey won't post a reply which is spamming the tav?

DragonLord the Fiery

04:24

@JamesENL Yes, I know.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://www.alariarxreview.org/cognilift/ by cognifitbond on drupal.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd trueu-

JamesENL

@SmokeDetector tpu-

DragonLord the Fiery

@JamesENL trueu and tpu are the same command.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Applescript click automation in Google Chrome browser? by pewdiepie on apple.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

04:34

@SmokeDetector trueu-

JamesENL

are they?

huh, that's new

DragonLord the Fiery

!!/help

bjb568

I'm not borkenatedat all!

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

DragonLord the Fiery

> tp or true - Marks a reported post as true positive.
tpu or trueu - Marks a reported post as true positive and adds the poster to the blacklist.
fp or false - Marks a reported post as false positive.
fpu or falseu - Marks a reported post as false positive and adds the poster to the

JamesENL

04:36

I stand corrected

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: the human body with wanting to stop working by rockmcgill on security.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd tpu-

josilber

!!/report stackoverflow.com/a/32599571/3093387

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Steps to publish my app on playstore from scratch by IT Zem Solutions on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: The 21 Day Fast Mass Building program has the goal by user497895 on superuser.com

SmokeDetector

05:05

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title: 实体经营）办理纽卡斯尔大学毕业证Q/微信1901184762[成绩.单]学历认证 by maio12 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title: （实体经营）办理南澳大学毕业证Q/微信1901184762[成绩.单]学历认证 by maio12 on travel.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

05:27

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url-only title: http://puregarciniaelitefacts.com/au-nue/ by brantely on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Little bit wider open on and then once by asdfasdfasdfg on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Decay Wrinkles And keep Younger by brantely on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Get Younger And Glowing Skin by brantely on stackoverflow.com

JamesENL

sd 5tpu-

sd 2tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, offensive answer detected: Applying different css styles to text by big dawg on stackoverflow.com

JamesENL

sd tpu-

Andrew T.

!!/help

bjb568

I'm not borkedat all!

SmokeDetector

05:40

@AndrewT. I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

Andrew T.

uhh... you're borken, bjb...

!bjb is broken

bjb568

iz broken [translated]

Andrew T.

!compute neare... uh, nvm

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Build Muscle Naturally - Natural Muscle Gain by amosljunkins on superuser.com

SmokeDetector

05:55

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: Q/微信2516986537办理圣母大学毕业证成绩单文凭学历认证Murdoch University by hjdnooo49 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SUMMERY SHEET OF CELL A1 by Nouman on superuser.com

SmokeDetector

06:10

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title: （实体经营）办理中央昆士兰大学毕业证Q/微信1901184762[成绩.单]学历认证 by maiio12 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Free Publish Android App on Google Play Store by IT Zem Solutions on stackoverflow.com

ᔕᖺᘎᕊ

meta.stackexchange.com/a/266406/260841: not an answer!

^^flags plz!

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: 美国SUNY毕业证Q/微信859034112办理纽约州立大学毕业证学历认证成绩单 State University of New York by kaidanz22 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: You turn to cut you don't change the routines Evermax by ug51 on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: Q/微信1534584698办理美国俄亥俄州立大学毕业证成绩单文凭学历学位认证真实教育部认证雅思托福成绩单The Ohio State University,Columbus by susangoo1 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Never rely on steroids to build muscle mass by kimwiles on meta.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd 5tpu-

Infinite Recursion

!!/report meta.stackexchange.com/a/266406/260841

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Are closed sites ever archived? by user305514 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: 【文凭办理Q/WeChat2796053907】办理匹兹堡大学PITT毕业证成绩单教育部认证使馆认证University of Pittsburgh by wefevc2 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: Q/微信1534584698办理美国加州大学洛杉矶分校毕业证成绩单文凭学历学位认证真实教育部认证雅思托福成绩单University of California Los Angeles by susangoo1 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Everyone has natural curves brain power by user451438 on askubuntu.com

Patrick Hofman

06:32

WTH? blog.stackoverflow.com/2015/09/… StackExchange Inc > StackOverflow

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Introduction For Fat Loss And The Glycemic Index by estherndersn on security.stackexchange.com

Patrick Hofman

0

Q: How to refer to StackExchange 'the company' after its rename to StackOverflow?

As described in the blog post We're Changing Our Name (Back) to Stack Overflow, the new name of the Stack Exchange Inc. company is "Stack Overflow". To avoid all confusion: how do the SE people want to be named when talking about the company? If we say "Stack Overflow", is that the company or th...

Andrew T.

5 hours ago, by Andrew T.

I might be too late to the party, but... Stack Overflow is the new Alphabet?

Patrick Hofman

@AndrewT. true that

But that name wasn't use in the company yet. I find this very confusing...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url-only title: http://puregarciniaelitefacts.com/au-nue/ by GenevieWann on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: How To Become A Hair Stylist by Hounyloi on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: 办理伊利诺伊大学毕业证Q/微信1901184762[成绩.单]学历认证University of Illinois_Urbana-Champaign by mcvne32 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted user: SAP BO Online Training by abraham06 on stackoverflow.com

SPArchaeologist

06:50

A discussion over at RPG made me post again that "JavaScript VS JavaScript: The good parts" books comparison

this is when I found this one too...

Andrew T.

can accepted answer be deleted by OP?

Patrick Hofman

@AndrewT. No, just unaccepted.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: For A Better Body Women Should Stick Evermax by user5340912 on stackoverflow.com

Andrew T.

@PatrickHofman thanks

Patrick Hofman

@AndrewT. why?

Andrew T.

06:55

@PatrickHofman this unfortunate case stackoverflow.com/a/3880018/2821954

SPArchaeologist

@PatrickHofman I can see the reasoning. Accept-Nuke, Accept-Nuke, Accept-Nuke....

Andrew T.

the answer is wrong (URI vs URL), but accepted by OP. I guess the answerer tried to delete but can't?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Watch and Download Oz the Great and Powerful Movie Free Here by evenod on meta.stackexchange.com

Andrew T.

@SmokeDetector tpu- not only spam, you also lied

I just got Marshal on MSE!? Surprised it took that long~ :/

SmokeDetector

07:10

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: (QQ：1619053386)办理曼彻斯特大学毕业证、成绩单、教育部认证 The University of Manchester by dayangpl3 on travel.stackexchange.com

SPArchaeologist

@AndrewT. My bad, got it wrong. I was thinking about the asker deleting an answer he accepted.

Andrew T.

@SPArchaeologist no prob, I noticed there's a misunderstanding before I commented after that :)

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: paragraphs is not working in jquery by Rajashekar Duvva on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title: ifirmationantiagingcream.com/fat-crusher-system/ by keptroxpi smith on drupal.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

07:39

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: rkhunter root kit warnings by vignesh m on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: You must conform to the educational substances? by mazinjuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: What is the exact difference between diffusion, convection and advection? by penis on physics.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Daily Power Cleanse by geerryhoacky on drupal.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

08:05

sd 5tpu-

SmokeDetector

08:26

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: elasticsearch match all words from document in the search query by Imran Ahmed on stackoverflow.com

Bart

Nike, I guess?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, blacklisted user: LAST TIME I USED THIS SITE I WAS TOLD TO USE ENGLISH SO PLEASE HELP ME NOW ?? PLEASE by Karasu CZ on stackoverflow.com

Patrick Hofman

@Bart indeed. we don't like nike here :)

Bart

So sad. The goddess of victory, defeated by Smokey.

JamesENL

sd tpu-

rene

08:34

sd 8hr+tpu-

Now I can ignore smokey for the rest of the day...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, offensive body detected: Happier life with sexual enhancment by vivianbuckner on superuser.com

rene

I'm happier with less spelling mistakes

sd tpu-

CRABOLO

selling mistakes for the ursuit of happyness

PeterJ

this spam probably just needs one or two more flags: electronics.stackexchange.com/questions/190753/…

Patrick Hofman

@PeterJ no, one more :)

SmokeDetector

08:49

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Are closed sites ever archived? by user305514 on meta.stackexchange.com

PeterJ

Thanks

rene

@PeterJ gone

SmokeDetector

09:11

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PDO MYSQL CONNECTION FAILED OUTPUT by Bluescript on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: Are there any cheap China tour packages? by maryliu02 on superuser.com

AM Unihedron

cv-pls debug it for me; no MCVE Issue trying to convert from string to object - Sandis 10 hours ago

SilentKiller

does SO chat icon is changed or its not properly cropped ?

AM Unihedron

^ definitely just poorly cropped

SmokeDetector

09:26

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SETTING UP A DOUBLE ISP HOME NETWORK by DarkNet99 on superuser.com

rene

@AMUnihedron Maybe we should ping @balpha about this blocking bug....

AM Unihedron

meh

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Parameter isn't passed into nested template by Wojtek Miarczyński on stackoverflow.com

AM Unihedron

I have zero hope at expecting the chat to be useful again

Infinite Recursion

@AMUnihedron :(

When will you make the announcement? We have stopped joking.

SmokeDetector

09:29

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Angled Bob Hair Style For Women by jonischaefer on superuser.com

AM Unihedron

It's still riddled with bugs and an overly arbitrary markdown parser, plus it lacks an IRC connection method

@InfiniteRecursion :o

Infinite Recursion

@AMUnihedron ...

AM Unihedron

i'm not sure I remember what it was I was going to announce though

CRABOLO

@rene noooooooooooooooooo , if i was his boss he'd be making videos from now on

Stack Overflow Logo Update

►

rene

@CRABOLO who knows, maybe that is what he likes best, instead of being harassed by users about his webchat software....

CRABOLO

09:40

thats seriously better than any movie i've seen in the past decade

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: A In Depth Look At Enhancement That Is ManHood by user497975 on superuser.com

Infinite Recursion

@CRABOLO It's soooooooooo cute <3

@AMUnihedron I expected a job announcement :D

rene

I expected a switch to Windows 10 and Edge

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: CodeLens not showing references by Kevin Paul on stackoverflow.com

AM Unihedron

@InfiniteRecursion yeah I think it was something like that

Infinite Recursion

09:48

@AMUnihedron Yay!

rene

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

10:05

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: WP Core hard coded to use w3.org/1999/xhtml not HTTPS by Mr_DW_Brighton on wordpress.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Hair Straighteners For Curly Hair by Awquiloi on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Testamatol Building muscle by leeray00 on meta.stackexchange.com

vaultah

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Add changing time stamp on a video by Nandkishor Chaudhari on stackoverflow.com

Patrick Hofman

Is this even an answer? stackoverflow.com/a/32605486/993547

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Good hydration is critical to muscle building success by LeoCol on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: that you might everyone by hnikwnwqik on drupal.stackexchange.com

vaultah

"There is no straightforward way to achieve this." looks like a bad answer

Patrick Hofman

10:21

Indeed. Or just a comment. @vaultah

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Better Brain Boosters? by agnusepdf on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Отправка почты средствами PHP через WAMP server by Andre Mareg on ru.stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How-To Quit Snoring With Remedies That Is Organic by user134415 on unix.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Online HADOOP Training by vallirao on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: Compiling gcc itself, on windows for windows targetting arm: “cc1.exe: out of memory allocating 2278450599 bytes” by Lorin on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: Compiling gcc itself, on windows for windows targetting arm: "cc1.exe: out of memory allocating 2278450599 bytes" by Lorin on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

11:00

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: What Is Greatest Male Enhancement And Create Your Tool Larger by jefftennant on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Brain Boosters By Gain Wenger by peter risens on drupal.stackexchange.com

hichris123

11:19

@SmokeDetector fp-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DIGITAL SIGNATURE ,USER CERTIFICATE INTEGRATION IN SPRING MVC REGISTRATION FORM by Irfan Bhindawala on stackoverflow.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: LOVE +91-7300212811 V ASHIKARAN SPECIALIST MOLVI JI by babavk on gaming.stackexchange.com

Bart

Yay, Molvi!

hichris123

Hi Bart!

Bart

11:34

hichris ... hi hichris

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Building muscle is something that everyone can do by kimwiles on drupal.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

11:57

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Watch Samoa Vs Japan Live streaming Rugby world Cup 2015 by Sports Stream on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: PHP - Timestamp Issues [LDAP] by user3787555 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Facebook login fails, "something went wrong" by NicklasN on stackoverflow.com

United States Of America

Hi

>>lastsmokey

Smokey Report:
Title: CSS3 or HTML5 - how do i do a background animation like clouds floating in HTML5 pages?
Reason: Manually reported answer
Site: stackoverflow.com
User: buy twitter followers ([buy twitter followers](http://stackoverflow.com/users/5339082)
Link: http://stackoverflow.com.coma/5339082

Yay!

Its old...

And has some errors

SmokeDetector

12:12

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: JAVA RANDOM NUMBERS, MUST BE IN ASCENDING ORDER AND NO REPETITION by kkkk1118 on stackoverflow.com

Bart

Link is borked in the report?

United States Of America

Why?

Bart

What is the thing included behind Link:?

United States Of America

Oh that thing

>>lastsmokey

Smokey Report:
Title: JAVA RANDOM NUMBERS, MUST BE IN ASCENDING ORDER AND NO REPETITION
Reason: All-caps title
Site: http://stackoverflow.com
User: kkkk1118 (http://stackoverflow.com/users/5341916)
Link: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/32608279

Fixed

Bart

Yay

SmokeDetector

12:18

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How Can Access My Gmail Account And How Can Attachment Documents by jamessmith22121 on scicomp.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

>>lastsmokey

Smokey Report:
Title: How Can Access My Gmail Account And How Can Attachment Documents
Reason: Bad keyword in body
Site: http://scicomp.stackexchange.com
User: jamessmith22121 (http://scicomp.stackexchange.com/users/17560)
Link: http://scicomp.stackexchange.com/questions/20745

sd tpu spam

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1. [:3965989] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
2. [:3965952] <no return value>

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Array inside a Javascript Object? by user5342253 on stackoverflow.com

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12:37

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How may i recover yahoo account by Alina Jain on scicomp.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Google denounce chines of Locking Gmail Service? by Alinaros on scicomp.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

sd 2tpu

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1. [:3966075] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
2. [:3966071] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

United States Of America

>>lastsmokey

Smokey Report:
Title: Google denounce chines of Locking Gmail Service?
Reason: Bad keyword in body
Site: http://scicomp.stackexchange.com
User: Alinaros (http://scicomp.stackexchange.com/users/17563)
Link: http://scicomp.stackexchange.com/questions/20748

So happy!

Hmm

Lemme try this

Andy

12:53

FEATURE REQUEST! Add the output of why to that report. What is the bad keyword?

United States Of America

That will be hard

This isn't part of smokey

Andy

I'm not usually on the end of the process that gets to make unreasonable feature requests. Usually I have to implement them. Now the question is, do I become "that user" that makes it a big deal if a feature doesn't exist? ;)

Bart

You know you want to

Andy

It's insignificant enough to give me the entire "unreasonable user" experience.

Bart

That's because you haven't made the most of it. Did you already angrily Tweet about your poor experience? Didn't think so

Andy

13:05

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica I don't think that matters. Without this tiny feature, this last report is useless. USELESS! I can't use a product that doesn't have this. I demand this feature.

That looks a like a good first pass. Next I need to figure out who to complain to.

United States Of America

Alright, thought of something

Bart

@Andy just something arbitrary. Claim he's part of the 1% of something ... the evil 1%.

Andy

But, that sounds like it could be fun. They get to ask for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

United States Of America

Now, wait again

When spam comes just run the command

Bart

Baba, where are you when we need you most?

United States Of America

13:07

>>lastsmokey

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica I haven't seen reports from @Smokey yet -- Hold on!

S.L. Barth

These spammers have horrible service. They never show up when we want them to.

United States Of America

Lol

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[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Tree diagram in rdl ssrs by aaa on stackoverflow.com

user259867

@Andy This is reasonable; the information is already captured at the time of report. It's kept in a list in case someone asks why. That said, there is a concern about bloating the transcript by reporting this for every case...

United States Of America

>>lastsmokey

Should print reason

Smokey Report:
Title: Tree diagram in rdl ssrs
Reason: Repeating characters in answer
Site: http://stackoverflow.com
User: aaa (http://stackoverflow.com/users/5342478)
Link: http://stackoverflow.com/a/32609748
Reason:

sd why

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13:18

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:3966399] There is no why data for that post (anymore).

United States Of America

:(

@SmokeDetector So sad

S.L. Barth

There was some talk about the times of spammer activity in the Charcoal HQ earlier today. chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/24124313#24124313

United States Of America

DERP

DERP DERP DERP

Andy

@NormalHuman It's not needed for everything. I was just requesting it in the lastsmokey thing. I agree that it'd bloat the transcript

United States Of America

SLAPS FACE

user259867

13:19

Ah, it's a FR for USA. Got it.

United States Of America

Wat

MessageStarred({u'event_type': 6, u'room_name': u'Tavern on the Meta', u'message_id': 3966142, u'content': u'FEATURE REQUEST! Add the output of <code>why</code> to that report. What is the bad keyword?', u'message_edits': 1, u'room_id': 89, u'time_stamp': 1442407989, u'id': 8431735}, <chatexchange.client.Client object at 0xb66cfa4c>)

I don't see that in the starboard

S.L. Barth

Me neither, even after refreshing the browser.

United States Of America

Weird

Somehow python regex splits have an empty string in front and behind

S.L. Barth

Let me star something and see what happens.

Well your "somehow..." was added to the starboard right away....

United States Of America

MessageStarred({u'event_type': 6, u'message_stars': 1, u'room_name': u'Tavern on the Meta', u'message_id': 3966459, u'content': u'Somehow python regex splits have an empty string in front and behind', u'room_id': 89, u'time_stamp': 1442409786, u'id': 8431800}, <chatexchange.client.Client object at 0xb66cfa4c>)

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13:27

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CANT GET MY WIRLESS DRIVER INSTALLED…!! PLEASE HELP ASAP by Vedant Kashyap on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Отправка почты средствами PHP через WAMP server by Andre Mareg on ru.stackoverflow.com

Andy

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Was it starred and then unstarred?

United States Of America

Could be

Andy

Let's test. FOR SCIENCE!

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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: THE PROBABLE OUTCOME FOR A 3 SAMPLES IN THIRTEEN PICKS by Briton George on academia.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: 500 internal server error at back end - Joomla by test on stackoverflow.com

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>>lastsmokey

Lets see

??

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13:40

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Call int() function on every list element in Python by shamim khan on stackoverflow.com

United States Of America

Rebooted!

bjb568

> An int has less information than a double

- CS teacher

United States Of America

FIRE HIM

tchrist

Bits is bits.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: I think one thing that we, as Kaylyn by Vikey Sam on drupal.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

13:55

sd tpu

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@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:3966693] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

United States Of America

Brings back bot to tavern

>>lastsmokey

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica I haven't seen reports from @Smokey yet -- Hold on!

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