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1:02 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: VNC VIEWER BLACK SCREEN by BharathnKeethu on stackoverflow.com
 
cya!
 
cya!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Doesn't gezera affect the Torah? by mitra on judaism.stackexchange.com
 
Whats that all about? Close gangs?
I need a script to track my total flag count today...
@SmokeDetector woot gone
 
thanks @KevinBrown
Is the delete js handler failing for anyone else? I just removed a message, but the display didn't update.
Upon attempting a remove again, I get the banner informing me that the msg is already deleted.
So, seems purely on the display-update side.
 
Hello @GnomeSlice
Are you still 12?
 
Aloha.
12?
 
I'm not banned here:)
 
I see that.
Being banned sucks.
 
1:25 PM
Hola slice of gnome
Oooh, I see listenings
 
Like I said, I don't own those stupid unidoggy
 
@Bart better link in a sec
 
\o/
 
Today's Listening | Synthwave / Progressive
There, that one includes a remix
I haven't posted music here in a while
I'm working like 45 hours a week now
At a grocery store, so it's not even rewarding
 
1:26 PM
And then Grooveshark stopped. I went without music ... WITHOUT MUSIC!!!
 
@UniKitty It was a joke, I'm 23.
 
@GnomeSlice wow, they even offer 45 hours?
 
@Bart Soundcloud is also about to get hit with a bunch of suits too, apparently.
 
I know its a joke
Mine is also a joke
 
@Bart 40 at grocery store, like 5 at my other job
 
1:27 PM
@GnomeSlice You get 40 hours at a grocery store?
 
I can't believe the thumbnail for that YouTube video @GnomeSlice linked to didn't include a half-naked woman (hi, GnomeSlice - long time no see :P).
 
@jadarnel27 I'm kinda offended
 
@jadarnel27 Why would he do that
 
@Bart You should flag it for not being offensive.
2
 
@jadarnel27 Weird right?
 
1:28 PM
...or something.
@GnomeSlice =)
 
@jadarnel27 I'll just go to meta and threaten to not ragequit
2
 
@Amelia Yeah, mostly because my department is really understaffed right now
 
@GnomeSlice Hire more people
 
@jadarnel27 Can you reproduce this?
 
My department manager is a clown too
He just hired some new people, one is this super pretty tall girl who turned out to be like 15 and now I feel weird.
 
1:29 PM
That updated for me.
But did it update for you?
 
Also updated
 
@LynnCrumbling It also updated for me.
 
@GnomeSlice Are you in love?
 
must be "just me" :)
 
1:30 PM
@jadarnel27 I haven't been flagged or suspended in months, I'm getting better at that. =P
 
@GnomeSlice Why did you get suspended?
 
@UniKitty You mean with jailbait 8 years younger than me? No, I'm not. lol.
 
@GnomeSlice Haha, you have been successfully rehabilitated!
 
@UniKitty That is a loaded question my friend.
 
@LynnCrumbling Lucky you!
 
1:31 PM
@GnomeSlice Thats not an answer
 
I don't have time to answer it fully, I have to leave for work in like half an hour
 
Hit F5. Now it works.
Weird.
 
Mostly cursing and racy images.
 
oh well.
 
@GnomeSlice That one on your profile page?
 
1:32 PM
...No.
 
I got suspended for sending that before
 
Which one
lolbyebitch?
Well that's dumb, that's like a bridge joke.
You probably shouldn't have been suspended for that.
 
Was @StrixVaria who did it
 
They used to post this when I got suspended
 
And yes it was that one
 
1:33 PM
 
ARRRGH!!! Flags as inappropriate!
Flagged
 
Countdown to @GnomeSlice being chat flagged / suspended for "doing a swear": 10, 9, 8...
3
 
Guy on the right isn't even a mod any more.
 
(No joking)
 
@jadarnel27 Heh.
 
1:34 PM
tell us when you return!
@GnomeSlice he was pro-tem right(or whatever it is)
 
No, he just stepped down a while ago because he doesn't have time for SE any more.
 
Wut now you put it in the bridge
yes i did
Hello @GnomeSlice are you suspended?
 
Nope.
 
muted
not banned
 
I am aware.
 
1:40 PM
ARRGS @StrixVaria changes his profile
Now his username doesn't make sense
 
This is amazing. I saw that tweet thanks to @Jin in a roundabout way.
 
@jadarnel27 I can't figure out what I'm seeing.
Oh, heh.
 
Its a guy walking backwards
 
It's a TV ad.
Clever.
 
Hows it a tv ad?
 
1:47 PM
They're advertising how thin their TV is
The joke is that he's carrying it the entire time, you just can't see it because it's so thin.
 
@James Same way we handle it anywhere else. Those apowersoft guys have been around SR too
 
See the poster in the window at the end.
 
(cc @bummi @ProgramFOX)
 
ok!
 
Ok. Found bug. Report. Don't ping
 
@Undo thank you
 
The amusing thing about that tweet is the way it relates the video to unit testing. You can write many tests to get "100% code coverage" (thus being ostensibly bug-free), which can engender a false sense of security. In the same way that guy steals a TV while there are cameras covering the whole store.
 
 
nice. Lock en route?
 
@jadarnel27 "Testing shows the presence, not the absence of bugs" - E.W. Dijkstra
 
1:56 PM
@Undo if (post.contains("apowersoft")) then post.flag() post.close() post.lock() post.delete() post.purge() end
 
@Bart I haven't seen that quote before, nice.
 
At some point you should read through the EWD archive. Great stuff
 
Oh, wow. I didn't even know that was a thing. I shall bookmark that. Thanks, @Bart.
 
Yeah, I really need a flag tracker
 
2:02 PM
@UniKitty What kind of flag tracker?
 
@Undo With the amount of stuff I flag across sites I can't keep track anymore
 
user259867
Blacklist candidate hyperantivirus.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: El antiviruz mejor del mundo by Tenazas Max on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
Some people don't know what webapps is about
 
user259867
 
2:11 PM
I flagged all 3 as spam then realised Oh shit, I should have flagged to protect
 
Same question.
They got in just before the protect. 2 5 seconds.
 
@LynnCrumbling Well done, you spotted your error. Have a sticker!
 
Hahahaha
Sorry. The 5 was upside down.
 
Thats a new thing.
 
@UniKitty I don't think they'll obey just because you tell them to stop
 
2:18 PM
Never said that before
@JanDvorak IP bans? I feel evil today
 
Gone.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Problems with time zones on a Micromax unite 3 with Lollipop by Aditya on android.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu-
 
@SmokeDetector Flags Flags Flags Flags Flags....
 
user259867
 
user259867
2:22 PM
blacklist candidate nowgadgets.com
 
@1999 gone
 
@KevinBrown We have our team. Spam doesn't last long here
 
@bummi gone
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Java with Yocto - no bb files matched by aida_owi on stackoverflow.com
 
2:28 PM
@bummi That was fast...
 
2:42 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Turn off trade email confirmation by user117098 on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector NOOO My account there is suspended no flagging
 
Gah, it's surprising how wrong Unity gets Q&A. And aggravating.
 
Is there a way to view all messages by a user?
as a feed
 
I don't think so.
 
@Bart also, they ignore Chrome compatibility, putting the blame on Google.
 
2:47 PM
Hm… seems wifi works better here on main camp. :D
 
@bjb568 yeah, wifi tends to be better the nearer you are to the base....
 
unless you're too close
 
3:04 PM
in which case, cables works better
 
3:17 PM
@JanDvorak how do you mean? Their Unity player? That is a result of Chrome abandoning NPAPI.
Now you'll have to go to a WebGL build.
 
I'd say it's a result of Unity not adopting PPAPI
 
the problem is that there isn't a 'standard' of sorts.. and if Unity goes the PPAPI way, they need Firefox, IE, Opera, etc. to support too
 
@JanDvorak not really a viable alternative unfortunately. it's much more restrictive to begin with.
WebGL is the right choice here.
 
not sure if WebGL is enough for interactivity
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Loan to buy a real estate in Germany by Azibo Abdullah Mohamed on money.stackexchange.com
 
3:19 PM
As in .. @Braiam?
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
Unity3D is more than a "player", you can interact with it @Bart
 
I know (Unity Dev here), but I don't know what you mean by "interactivity" and where WebGL would be an issue
 
user259867
gone
 
nice.
 
3:22 PM
@Bart if I'm not mistaken, you can create games and stuff with it, no?
 
@Braiam yep
 
you need to catch the keyboard/mouse/whatever events, no?
 
@Braiam sure.
 
and WebGL is just a rendering API, I think they don't cover that
 
Ah, in that sense. But Unity creates more than just WebGL rendering output.
It pretty much encapsulates input for the platform it runs on. So as a Unity dev there's not much to worry about there.
It basically compiles the whole engine (or those parts you need/use) down to JavaScript
Well, c# -> IL -> CPP -> asm.js basically
 
3:28 PM
ohhh
then... why uses N/PPAPI?
 
The old player did
before this whole pipeline
the new pipeline is to address the issue of NPAPI disappearing
 
and which way they went?
js library with some renderer?
 
For now the WebGL pipeline I outlined above
So as a developer you still write C# (or UnityScript if you want to) and nothing really changes.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How do I retrieve photos from an iphone backup? by Brurel P on apple.stackexchange.com
 
And in the coming months is should update to WebGl 2 (when supported by browsers) and move to WebAssembly at some point.
 
3:34 PM
ok, I somehow got lost in the conversation...
 
:D
Probably just me being unclear.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: Use a Glob() to find files recursively in Python? by Adriel on stackoverflow.com
 
nested glob uses in answer?
 
@SmokeDetector delete edited
 
3:52 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ACCESS NESTED IIFS ERROR by BLkrn on stackoverflow.com
 
@Braiam there are many…
Repeaters or whateveryacallem.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: MySQL subquery not going into Array in PHP by Rhys on stackoverflow.com
 
We will be replacing hardware for two of the #stackoverflow edge routers at about 18:00 UTC today. No service disruption is expected.
 
place your bets: how many disruptions?
 
inb4 witty anecdote about how a simple routine operation took out an entire datacenter.
 
4:04 PM
What do you mean? That has never happened before. Right? RIGHT?
 
Those Raspberry Pi's reboot pretty fast doubt if anyone will notice
 
whistles innocently @JanDvorak
 
uh, did just somebody whistled at me? looks around concernedly
 
user259867
-1 whistling in a tavern
 
user259867
user image
5
 
4:12 PM
@1999 Hahaha, that is excellent.
 
:p
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Android app crash sqlite by human on stackoverflow.com
 
@1999 clever
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What is the difference between man's soul and spirit? by George Hoffmann on christianity.stackexchange.com
 
4:27 PM
@SmokeDetector ¬_¬
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: python floating number by recobayu on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Its been hours and still unconfirmed! by Helpme on bitcoin.stackexchange.com
 
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Q: Why 2 links to the same thing so close to each other

JonHI don't see any purpose of having careers links twice, within the same page and so close to each other. Please don't push careers so much on people, I think you should do a simple check: if (user is already registered with careers) bigOrangeCareersButton.Visible=false; else bigOrangeCaree...

Why the last edit, I can't get it.
And also OP votes to close this question as a dupe of another unrelated one.
 
4:44 PM
World has gone insane. #nuketheplanet
3
 
5:07 PM
This is a poke for interested parties to get on this... well, because it's awesome:
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Q: Should "move-to-chat" be provided on demand (as a button perhaps)?

CatskulWhen comments get too chatty the move-to-chat feature asks if you'd like to move it out. But this often happens after the fact and thus doesn't prevent it. I propose that: Move-to-chat be provided as a button along side so that a user who knows their question or conversation may become drawn ...

 
some unrelated discussion on another topic...
 
hello, I hope I'm in the right place. Today I asked this question: stackoverflow.com/questions/31138440/…
 
Just hit 70,000 on the money. Where’s those awesome privs again? :)
 
wut on money if on English?
 
But I then realized I wanted to ask a more general question. I read on meta that I should not do it, as it duplicates the question.
I would think that my new question is much more to the point, and useful for the rest of the community. My first question was extremely specific (and it got downvoted too, for that reason I think).
 
5:15 PM
70 grand and no pennies. :)
 
user259867
New site of University of Indiana, possibly a trend toward animated frontpages among universities?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ROTOR REMOVAL HELP by user11076 on mechanics.stackexchange.com
 
Just spin it up. It will remove itself promptly
 
user259867
In particular, slightly animated people down on the page. I thought it was slightly creepy... mechanical, repetitive motion.
 
user259867
 
user259867
5:20 PM
Because of animation, I honestly thought that she might be the trash robot they're talking about.
 
Animation? What animation?
 
user259867
I mean video. It autoplays in my browser.
 
@1999 get a real browser... one that ignores autoplay
 
@1999 Might want to check that name. ;)
 
user259867
@hichris123 Meh, they should all be standardized one way or the other.
 
5:31 PM
@1999 It's... just a bit weird. :P
 
user259867
Not as weird as The Ohio State The University of The Ohio
 
the great Rio Grande River is weirder
 
only for those that know spanish
I probably would say 'the Rio Grande stuff'
 
@1999 ... wha?
 
user259867
@hichris123 Exaggerating... they have The as a part of official name.
 
5:34 PM
really? didn't know that.
 
The third The, you mean?
 
user259867
@JanDvorak Just one, the first one. But that's one too many already
 
should be "Ohio State The University of The Ohio, The"
 
Ohio State University of Ohio, The, The, The
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQLPLUS QUERY HELP by SQL Newby on dba.stackexchange.com
 
6:10 PM
I am starting work on upgrading the #stackoverflow #stackexchange edge routers. Once again no disruption expected
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, offensive title detected: FUCK ALL OF YOU by Deniz BekleyiÅŸ Seven on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How do I not duplicate a text in while loop? by Thaqif Aiman on stackoverflow.com
 
@Feeds You are, Feeds?
I think Feeds has become sentient...
 
does it attempt to answer the question?
 
6:25 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: Windows task scheduler error 101 launch failure code 2147943785 by user1966843 on stackoverflow.com
 
6:48 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: How to get iMessage to use my phone number on Mac and iPad? by a deleted user on apple.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector ignore-
@SmokeDetector tpu- user is gone, but that still needs to be removed
 
@KevinBrown true/tp cannot be used for answers because their job is to add the title of the question to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use trueu or tpu.
 
But.. I did use tpu :\
 
Use it better then. Obviously.
 
user259867
@KevinBrown You tried to blacklist a deleted user, which wasn't going to work.
 
7:04 PM
@1999 Yeah, I realized that after I sent the command. But the error message is still a bit... incorrect
 
user259867
 
gone
 
7:13 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, nested quote blocks in body: Neuroluma formula developed to help increase by oramyjacob on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
gone
 
7:56 PM
sd gone
 
user259867
Crypto election over... who won?
 
user259867
> 635 voters were eligible, 224 visited the site during the election, 149 visited the election page, and 122 voted
 
in Cryptography 2015 Moderator Election on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 1 min ago, by Undo
> Winners are mikeazo, e-sushi, and CodesinChaos
 
user259867
Oh. Not Ilmari.
 
user259867
 
8:03 PM
Nope
 
user259867
I demand the recount of hanging chads.
 
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Q: How to replace the standard verizon of router with a third party router?

Roger Jedwickhow do i replace the router standard by using third party customer service. Can u suggest me terms and conditions of that type help. Site-http://www.linksysrouter.supportphonenumber.com/

As an FYI, the hotline spammers have changed their method of attack yet again. They're now posting questions like this ^^ spamming help sites, since we're filtering out their phone number spam.
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ahahahaha
wonderful
 
Don't know if Smoky is looking for these, but reviewers are approving them: stackoverflow.com/review/first-posts/8628623
 
8:10 PM
We can't/don't do suggested edits, unfortunately :(
@BradLarson You can nuke that if you'd like, we don't need the live post to adjust blacklists
 
No, I mean reviewers are approving the spam posts themselves. That's a paddlin`.
 
First posts*, I think suggested edits are actually possible (See EditMonitor)
 
Oh, crap
@BradLarson Ya know, that might be a good idea, if we could find a way to get to review tasks from a post.
I'm just going to blacklist supportphonenumber
 
@BradLarson why not nuke it then?..
 
Some other recent examples.
 
8:13 PM
blacklist imminent, pending CI
 
@nicael Wanted to make sure you saw the text first, before I burned it all.
 
!!/rev
 
Note that we don't see all questions, because SO is weird. So it won't be perfect.
also, we could pipe these into a room on chat.SO if you'd like
 
Also, be on the lookout for off-topic questions being posted in the [e-commerce], [scrape], and [web-scraping] tags by users with all-lowercase names. Our Easy Data Feed spammers have been dumping piles of those each day in there, hoping that they'll survive long enough so they can post their spam in an answer. I've been deleting a ton of these over the last few days.
 
8:18 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: Goodstein's theorem without transfinite induction by a deleted user on mathoverflow.net
 
@BradLarson Looks like we get tag info in the realtime feed, we could theoretically catch those.
might be a lot of false positives, though
Although at least the first two seem to be low-traffic
 
Possibly. Smoky might not be the best tool for that. I've been just doing regular sweeps of those tags, and examining every post by someone with an all-lowercase, no-spaces name. 90+% of them have been off topic spam seeds. They are hitting other tags, but the spam stands out the most in those three.
 
hrm. I'll look into adding it
If it's that accurate then we might as well
it'd be good to have tags in our regexes too
 
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Q: Why am I getting "you may delete this post in 2 days" when trying to delete my question

nicaelI've just tried to delete my previous question. Instead of being deleted, this naughty question throws this error: Why is that? today I deleted only one post of mine today I voted to delete two posts and having three daily votes left the two-days limit typically applies only when deletin...

Now that's certainly not a dupe.
Because it appears to be fixed, and actually not....
 
Wow I haven't stopped in here in a while
 
8:29 PM
Heeey it's @Santa :)
 
:)
Awh I didn't chat enough during the mod elections to get swag :(
I should have argued with bjb more
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Generally good advice
 
Santa!! I want presents! Presents? Where're my presents!
 
user259867
I user to patrol for lowercase stuff but then it seemed to be on the wane, and I stopped.
 
user259867
Shouldn't have.
 
user259867
Heh, Undo added a blacklist term while I was editing my fork. Time to increase the view count of git questions on SO.
 
@nicael You can have my rarest Pepes for Christmas.
 
@1999 just send in a pull request, don't worry about it
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How do you stop a /playsound music clip? by Boobi on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu-
 
user259867
8:37 PM
But fiddling with command line is half the fun. (I'm new to this)
 
@SantaClaus :D
@1999 meh, just use teh app
 
8:50 PM
I feel like this makes little sense... Am I alone?
Cant upload photos for some reason... nvm
 
File a report
 
Uhh? I haven't posted the confusing bit :P
Does that hurt you or just me?
 
What's it pointing to?
 
It hurts me.
Nothing
 
Then yes
 
8:54 PM
I don't like the use of "and" where it should be "or" because they are separate links..
But that arrow is also pretty pointless
 
I think it hurts me slightly less than it hurts you
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Does Texas have a legal right to leave the Union or secede? by John Holmes on law.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
new account!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQLPLUS QUERY HELP by SQL Newby on dba.stackexchange.com
 
8:59 PM
^ lol all caps SQL
 

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