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12:00
sd tpu-
Ugh weirdness is happening.
I can connect to this wifi network from my phone, but not from my laptop.
So I have to use USB tethering to get an internet connection on my laptop.
do you own a sony viao?
no...?
@DroidDev lol you mean sony vaio laptop doesn't connect to wifi ? ;)
@SmokeDetector Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy you deleted that!!!!! You should have that migrated to LifeHacks!
@SilentKiller actually, mine has got such problems...so...I thought, maybe it was universal
12:04
lol
blacklist candidate elliskinantiaging.com
^^^su
@DroidDev Only if you have an username starting with D
@rene hmm....that makes much much more sense
sd tpu-
@SmokeDetector gone-
12:22
@Mooseman - seem Infinite isn't online. You should switch to room spamming mode.
@SPArchaeologist The train listener is already on
\o/
-o/
12:30
Oooh
I am really tempted now... should I reply with an ASCII pony?
@SmokeDetector ignore-
@PatrickHofman AAArghhh, come back in 48 hours....
@rene We should really get you to 20K :)
12:43
@PatrickHofman actually flagged as rude/offensive due to curse words used in there.
@Mooseman pizza
@PatrickHofman or at least give an option to taverners to temporarily allow all privileges
Ok, there you go again @Mooseman -> ignore
13:02
> SCORE 0 POSTS 1 POSTS % Infinity
13:10
:(
you didn't break a train today, today, you broke an ancient tradition of not breaking a train
the gods of trains won't excuse you for this
the gods of trains can go break themselves into tiny little train cars
YOU INSULTED THEM!!!
I can her them passing judgement on you :P
13:14
this deserves something special
@Mooseman FOX
@ShadowWizard Just when I entered? Coincidence? xD
That clip distrurbs me because I always wonder what happens next. Does a killer whale break through the ice?
◕_◔
@PeterJ of course not. The fox finds a hidden stash of diamonds and get its owners rich. :D
13:29
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: We will have a unique formula to by Nona Borunda on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: USANDO LINUX PELO HD EXTERNO by wladyband on pt.stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Financial support proof for France Schengen visa by maria on travel.stackexchange.com
13:45
@SmokeDetector tpu-
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: EXECUTE BLOCK SQL by At-martins on pt.stackoverflow.com
Is @animuson watching specific tags on MSO?
@SmokeDetector ignore- edited but not the title
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How do I avoid conversation with strangers while traveling? by Noname on travel.stackexchange.com
sd tpu-
the duck is back, quick, hide the fox gif
glares at the fox gif
glares because he likes to glare
glares at nothing in particular
14:12
blares Taylor Swift songs
Sam
Sam
@InfiniteRecursion Boom.
edited by theduck
I assume we have found someone's sockpuppet
And we are definitely not lazy. Look how fast we closed this question ;) — Patrick Hofman 6 secs ago
14:25
@rene and who edited an off topic question now? ;)
yeah, well... you keep hope that an edit can prevent the inevitable
Jun 8 at 14:18, by Bart
@SPArchaeologist "there, now the turd has some polish. A job well done"
Now maybe time to post some awfully minor bugs...
Lix
Lix
Hello old friends!
@rene To be fair, Mythbusters did prove that you can, in fact, polish a turd.
14:34
@Lix The one and only... Lix! You're still blue..... :D
Computing.....
Lix
Lix
I'm looking for a mod willing to act upon a spoiler in a comment :(
@ShadowWizard - indeed :/ The spoilers are real :/ :/ :/
@Lix link or it never happened
With enough flags we can do damage
14:36
@JasonC yeah, I watched that episode with mixed feelings
.......... I already knew before clicking that it was GoT related
Lix
Lix
I was so careful today not to be exposed to such things :///
Lix
Lix
@SPArchaeologist - I should have mentioned that too - but yea :P Good assumption :P
I'm voting to close this question as primarily spoiler based. — Lix 19 mins ago
14:37
Something must be done immediately. @Oded is close to 100k!
Lix
Lix
@JasonC - the truth!!
I've never heard of a slayer architecture....
@Lix oh my..... so here is a bigger spoiler, just for you: they all die
:D
dammit Martin!
14:39
@nicael hurry, give him +500 bounty so he'll jump straight to 100.3K
@Lix hey! Welcome back
And hey @Nicael!
@JasonC well, lets just say that while you can polish a turd, it keeps being inside a turd
Lix
Lix
@ShadowWizard - don't make me bring out my targaryen steel belt on you!
@Bart Hey @Bart :)
@ShadowWizard Ugh wat? And fall below 8k? 7k is not beautiful :(
Lix
Lix
@Bart! The bespectacled avatar beloved by all! Hi back at ya :)
14:41
I must figure how to give -500 rep bounty :D
@nicael 7777 is sheer beauty
@Lix targaryen steel? That's new.... what color is it? ;)
@Lix well... I follow MLP, not GoT... so I don't care about it, if you were fearing that. But I can understand the pain.
Lix
Lix
@ShadowWizard - errmmmm....yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
@ShadowWizard Chat caches the darn rep ;)
it was difficult enough to not view the "preview" Hasbro sprouted around the net for ep 100
14:44
Also, how much would I spend?... 714 rep.
Lix
Lix
@ShadowWizard - too late to edit :/ damn it
@Lix really? Nice color! :-P
Lix
Lix
Forever shamed by the transcript - CURSES!!!
I made a small fortune of rep due to that lovely steel... lol
@Lix what if I told you that lord of fire shows his real face in finale
Lix
Lix
14:45
@DroidDev - plz...no...more....
I'm leaving work in.......14mins to rush home and watch...
@Lix Harry Potter dies.
@Lix Gargamel kills all the Smurfs
Lix
Lix
:O no waaaaayyyy
muwhahahahaha
Lix
Lix
@Bart - does that happen before or after Bambi's mother gets shot?
14:49
@Lix she went to a farm. She's fine. On a farm!!!
Lix
Lix
@Bart - not nice when you're on the other side of it, huh?
Biggest spoiler of all: this person will be the Prime Minister of Israel
:P
:D
Lix
Lix
@ShadowWizard - too soon...too soon... ;)
@nicael watch out, don't get suspended again
14:51
@Unihedron as long as the 500 comes from his own reputation, no reason to suspend
@Unihedron :D
there should be some feature, with which some certain suspended user can respawn ;)
@ShadowWizard -500 ;)
@ShadowWizard giving -500 is equivalent to gaining 500
hide yo kids hide yo wifes
nicael leeches yer repz
14:53
@Unihedron ugh
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Q: How to disinfect inside of shower and water tap outside your home so you don't get sick?

salti know this probably sounds hypocondriac, but serious! I learned that some people do shower enemas that is to take off the shower head, insert the hose in your ass, and run water. THAT IS SO GROSS if they decide to do that with a shower that other people will use later! Like at hotels. Also who k...

GFSE here I come.
God that's brilliant.
This reminds me, I read today the real reason why people get red eyes in swimming pools
I am still wondering who upvoted that :/
@ShadowWizard Did you get tricked by clickbait again?
14:55
Next, on Lifehacks: How do I give myself an enema with a shower head?
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...what's more, someone took it so seriously, they even anwered
@Bart click what? ;)
Next, on lifehacks: How do I post 50 questions on Lifehacks at once?
@JasonC how? how?? must get answer :D
@Unihedron Next on lifehacks: What are the most useful answers to general lifehack questions?
14:57
Next on lifehacks, how to stop taverners from making jokes about lifehacks.se?
@Bart I like to think lifehacks.stackexchange.com/a/7395/4658 was pretty useful.
> This is happening because there is a gap of space between a corner of your keyboard and the desk. Your goal, as you may have guessed, is to remove this gap.
I'm already laughing
@Unihedron Could "By posting a train of ponies pictures" be the answer?
Lix
Lix
Ok friends - was nice to pop in for a short while (I missed this room). Will try getting back to a more regular visitation regime :)
Yay!
15:00
@Lix just don't get addicted! cya!
@JasonC And 22 upvotes ...
Lix
Lix
I'll always have a place here; For the code is dark and full of [t]errors!
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Why the suspension btw @JasonC?
@Bart Comments
Skipping 'l'? What did that letter do to you?
It kept pretending to be an "I", which is highly disingenuous.
@Lix funny, that works on spanish too
lol, why so many @Feeds?
@Feeds90, @Feeds186... wtf?
@nicael you added them yourself, you tell us
(I mean added them to the list in your room)
15:10
@ShadowWizard yes, but who they are?...
@ShadowWizard He did, but he's asking why so many do exist.
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Q: System Users for Chat

ChealionWhat are the System Users for Chat and what are the point of those users? They always seem to have negative user IDs. I've been able to find 9 current System Users for Chat: Feeds Gaming Meta Gaming Game Dev asp.net Feeds 24 Server Fault C# Do these users differ at all from the Feeds user th...

guess they added some more in the 4.5 years since the answer by Marc was given :)
@nicael yes negative ID means a system user aka system bot
15:13
/me now wants to write a Kanye West bot
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Sitting shiva for a parent who married a goy by Ben Nechemia on judaism.stackexchange.com
@ShadowWizard Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
(typo)
@nicael are you the new Peter?
Hey what. I've flagged my message as offensive...
@ShadowWizard ?
in ​, 18 hours ago, by nicael
room topic changed to ​: (no tags)
^ that's what I flagged...
wtf?
15:24
Most of them are.
@nicael really? I thought it's a real living banana who created the account :D
@hichris123 Who else? Others are just site-specific, aren't they?
that's what Peter is doing, for years ^
@Mooseman What was the deleted comment at lifehacks.stackexchange.com/q/7078/4658?
Ah, that Peter :D
@JasonC Which one?
@nicael only SE staff knows, maybe
@Mooseman The very last one made by me on the question.
this mean I flagged myself?
15:28
@nicael no, you flag your own mess
@JasonC I undeleted it
Or am I tripping? I am 90% sure there was a comment there.
@Mooseman no, you deleted the whole question
Oh the question's gone now.
(wrong button?)
15:29
maybe that comment?
last one.
But anyway, question gone :D
@nicael Thanks.
@nicael question is no more you say?
Well the question arguably should be deleted, but that's a different topic.
@SPArchaeologist deleted by @moo
15:30
that's a pity. I know someone on Arqade who would have loved that.
in Unicode Whitspace, 1 min ago, by balpha
room topic changed to Unicode Whitspace: Because ASCII is no fun (no tags)
This is a better answer than what LH had.
lol, @balpha is messing with my room :D
@Mooseman why not leave it closed? Or is that LH policy to delete everything once closed?
15:31
@ShadowWizard This question is a special case of health advice on LH.
@ShadowWizard It's not LH-specific policy. Questions that can't be fixed or used as an example should be deleted.
@nicael site... specific?
@JasonC ah, thanks. putting stick back in sheath
Can a moderator around here answer me the following: Can moderators send a question to the close queue, e.g., by flagging to close? I.e., can they have the community decide about its closure rather than unilaterally closing it?
15:36
well, have to go for now.
@Wrzlprmft no
Peace
mod actions are bidding
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Q: Add a way for moderators to cast a normal, non binding close/open vote

Andreas BoniniI think moderators should have the ability to cast a normal, non binding close and open vote like they were a normal user (while of course retaining their ability to cast a binding vote where necessary). This can be used in "grey areas" where a moderator can choose to give his or her opinion, bu...

15:39
Go time. The #stackoverflow sysadmins are on the way to the data center. #milehighops
^ how I imagine it
Finally some Bart around here.
15:59
Heh, I requested additional access to tavern: chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/info/89/…
Today's xkcd comic (Lyrics):
> Explicit ban list: nicael
Wtf? :D
@hic why?
@nicael Because you're annoying.
@JasonC You do realize you can kick... :P
16:01
:/
I'll save it for when I have due cause.
Mm, a responsible one.
I didn't know I had explicit write access. Neat.
Wait. Maybe I can move messages there once kicked? Idea! :P
@jadarnel27 and I don't? I see how it is.
I suppose it's true what they say. That life isn't fair.
sd tpu-
@SmokeDetector ignore-
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Is Hijama(Cupping) related to black magic? by Farhan on islam.stackexchange.com
@rene Thanks.
@SmokeDetector ignore
16:16
@bummi Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@bummi That message is not a report.
ouch, something is not replaced there...
The {} should be "title".
@SmokeDetector gone
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Ajuda OpenCart Frete Gratis CEP by Danilo on pt.stackoverflow.com
16:30
@SmokeDetector ignore-
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body, repeating characters in body: Bulk Insert - (0 row(s) affected) by RAGING3K on dba.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector ignore-
16:57
Racks A and B are getting love first while the crew unboxes our Oregon shipment. #milehighops http://t.co/ibf1Pfgzkr
GIT01 got a chance of heart, it's now SERVICE05 (for upcoming homepage improvements) and moved #milehighops http://t.co/LB5pfSjVaL
It would be nice if Nick uploaded high quality copies of these images to Imgur.
ask him?
If that is service05 are there 01 till 04 as well?
17:22
When my regex got to be /((\s*(?:,|^)\s*(?:[^\s=;]+)(\s*=[\s\S]+?(?=$|,\s*(?:[^\s=;]+)))?)+)$/g, I figured I was doing something wrong.
learns
@Nick_Craver thinking hard #milehighops http://t.co/G5IIk3D3Xm
lol
He must be careful, he might hurt himself
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How to make a directed graph? by Muhammad Faique Shakeel on robotics.stackexchange.com
user259867
@bjb568 looks like you need a flag to have . match all... instead of that [\s\S] business there.
eh whatever
The real problem is that there are no lookbehinds.
user259867
17:36
Yeah, JS has neither that flag, nor lookbehinds. Not too late to switch to Python...
Or PHP.
@hichris123 ಠ_ಠ
Thank me later.
@JasonC Or you could just get some anti-itch cream.
^ Anti-itch cream does count as "readily available" in my house.
And amusingly, I don't have an ice maker.
17:38
same here.
HI BLUEFEET!
Shog9 on June 15, 2015

Long-suffering readers may have noticed that, as we’ve expanded Stack Overflow into strange and exciting territories, we always start by hiring a new community manager. These intrepid souls act as emulsifiers, enabling and promoting communication between the company and the growing community. This role is just as critical for our 140+ English-language sites, where our small team works to ensure that requests and concerns are addressed in a timely fashion (6-8 weeks, give or take). Whenever possible, community managers are hired from within the community itself – after all, who knows its needs better than someone who has been a part of it? …

user259867
Feature request: subsitute ಠ for P and _ for H on Stack Overflow.
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@hichris123 I don't see bluefeet...
@JasonC Who the hell has a teaspoon?
@bjb568 I have a drawer full of them...
They're the smaller spoons.
I'm never going to get one, I'll never use it.
Hiya booby!
17:40
@rene NOW YOU DO!
Don't your parents have silverware? The big spoons in the drawer are tablespoons and the small ones are teaspoons.
@JasonC IDK
No way I'm going to bother looking thru drawers.
A teaspoon is an item of cutlery and/or a measuring instrument, as well as a unit of measurement of volume (usually abbreviated tsp.) in some countries and customs. == Cutlery == A teaspoon, as an item of cutlery, is a small spoon, commonly part of a silverware (usually silver plated, German silver or now, stainless steel) place setting, suitable for stirring and sipping the contents of a cup of tea or coffee, or adding a portion of loose sugar to it. These spoons have bowls more or less oval in shape. Teaspoons with longer handles, such as iced tea spoons, are commonly used also for ice cream...
17:41
@bjb568 unless someone wants to drink all your soup....
... you've never eaten food at home?
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Why is electronegativity increasing with oxidation state increase? by khaurav on chemistry.stackexchange.com
Do you just order your mom around? Like, "Mother! Bring me a spoon. I do not care where it comes from, just bring it to me now!"
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@JasonC You don't need teaspoons to microwave blocks of ice…
Hmm, so does this mean we can poke @bluefeet to nuke spam now? :P
17:42
Spoons are useless anyway, forks are how you eat food.
@hichris123 bluefeet: ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
user259867
@hichris123 I hear Shog outsourced that blog post to bluefeet herself...
@hichris123 sort of, trying to get my footing :)
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Q: Welcome two new moderators: Matt and Jon!

Shog9Moderator bluefeet has decided to step down in order to pursue a new career. While we all wish her the best of luck, there's no denying that her efforts will be missed... Especially the hundreds of flags she handled on a daily basis. Therefore, Stack Overflow needs some new moderators. Fortunate...

@bluefeet How punny. :)
@HomegrownTomato Shame, shame...
17:43
@ProgramFOX Woo hoo, my third vote made it in the end.
user259867
Those aren't the two who would have won if the election was for five seats... are they?
Yeah
@HomegrownTomato They are.
May 26 at 1:36, by hichris123
@Yes I just re-ran the ballot with 4 seats -- it would end up being Matt, actually.
Why's there a meatspace picture of bluefeet on the blag? I don't want meatspace cluttering up my interoblags!
user259867
@hichris123 Matt and...
17:45
Totally ruins the whole booby vibe too.
@HomegrownTomato Jon Clements
Matt for 4 seats, Matt and Jon for 5 seats.
are suggested edits like this good or bad?
> Winners are meagar, Matt, Martijn Pieters, Jon Clements, and Jeremy Banks.
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@ProgramFOX Yes! this means all mods that had my vote are now moderator.
it simply updates the answer, but I'm worried the suggested edit will be rejected
17:47
@rene Me too, it's somehow validating.
user259867
Same here, since I voted straight m ballot.
Lol
Was there a dedicated lever for "straight m"?
6 seats would be Raghav Sood.
7 would be Ed Cottrell.
user259867
STV is confusing. I keep thinking that the last to be eliminated in the rounds of analysis would have won if there were more seats.
You would think... but then votes are transferred differently.
user259867
17:50
But I get this need not be the case mathematically, since the vote transfer is affected by who gets eliminated, and that depends on the seats.

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