@SilentKiller I couldn't understand the question, so I don't know if it is POB.

spam drupal.stackexchange.com/q/156691/20140

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: We get your role playing a doctor on TV you take by alicejoyce on drupal.stackexchange.com

could need a view: meta.stackexchange.com/a/254545/201151

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@bummi: spam, look at the profile

drupal gone

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: this is twenty five days by jaqin zainew on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: High Quality Ingredients Found in Nitro XL by Furst Jana on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Supplements forever Building Muscle by alinzaa wioz on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

drupal/meta/au gone

blacklist candidate lastpass.com

@bummi whats wrong with lastpass?

@bummi mm... that can be a potential fp in SR

and SU

OK, it's to late to delete from the list

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Follow Lookalike Figures Diet Lipo G3 by coracorri27 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: yeah I killer Jack I'm s rental rate ox leery ages the know where they hadhacer I like the weather let by Xroes Xpson on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector gone

@SmokeDetector gone

@SmokeDetector gone

@SmokeDetector tpu

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

When does smokey delete his messages in response to the gone command

Hey look, another Stack Exchange scraper askproblem.com/question/…

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Relaxed and stress free mind always by Haddin Patrix on meta.stackexchange.com

@James if Smokey is able to, it'll delete their messages. Messages can't be deleted after 2 minutes.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Qantas94Heavy Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Eighty or most presumably SEP and better by momi ranikd on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Qantas94Heavy Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: You and of ever yeah okay yeah course of by variyazalma on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Does it very work? by golajuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Is there a way to convert a video from iOS (QuickTime) format to Windows (WMV or AVI) format? by beliefexpand on apple.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user.

Spam: stackoverflow.com/q/29936271/1864610

Spam: stackoverflow.com/q/29936321/1864610

blacklist candidate 21cssindia.com

need flags: lifehacks.stackexchange.com/a/6761/1427 and askubuntu.com/a/615693/184892

blacklist candidate replacementlaptopkeys.com

it only carries the weight of a slap with a wet noodle

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: MYSQL RESULTS THAT WHERE NOT FOUND by George Vlaxos on stackoverflow.com

@rene Your kung-fu is weak like wet noodle

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Break those 3 meals up into 5 by jonethan lem on meta.stackexchange.com

I feel like a wet noodle ... wait.. need coffee....

@SmokeDetector tpu spam

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: disqus wont load in localhost, already in development mode by Sarah Taylor on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@James Blacklisted user.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Normal sunscreen are absorbed by the skin by Afas Lelu on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: LONG TIME SPEED BOOT by Talenture Maxwills on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why does the word "Mapone" have this effect on Bullseye? by Justin Alexander on scifi.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector ignore

@rene Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

Hi guys. How to deal with this scenario. OP asked question. I answered it. then he posted same answer.

please help me in this

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, blacklisted website: What values are defined for the SpecialAccounts/UserList key and what I is their purpose? by Dieve on superuser.com

@RahulNikate I wouldn't worry too much about it. He just seems to try and be helpful by showing his final code with the problem solved.

You've left a comment, that's enough. Keep in mind though that no one is obliged to accept anything.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: How to reset Administrator password Windows Server 2003 installed on Vmware? by user17155 on serverfault.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: How to reset Administrator password Windows Server 2003 installed on Vmware? by Giedes on serverfault.com

@Bart Thank you

spam stackoverflow.com/a/29938119/1699210

spam stackoverflow.com/a/29938281/1699210

Gone and gone

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: Update CanExecute from another ViewModel's actions by Alex on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SELECT FROM OTHER TABLE WITH TWO SAME COLUMNS by tony on dba.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Energy vs. Power by Steven on english.stackexchange.com

cv-pls webapps.stackexchange.com/q/76533/45867 div reasons

spam meta.stackexchange.com/q/254560/201151

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: TOPOLOGICAL SPACES by STEPHAN on math.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Need help on a simple quiz with random answers by mr god on stackoverflow.com

^^ inappropriate

spamseed and spam gone on russian seconds ago: webapps.stackexchange.com/q/76535/45867

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Rapid Programs For Slim Body Tips Considered by Romo bron on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

This is still around: stackoverflow.com/a/29939808/488657 flag please

@Bart gone

spam superuser.com/q/907499/172747

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What is the price of Biogeniste serum? by Iris Clark on superuser.com

spam seed aviation.stackexchange.com/q/14441/5607

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

spam seed pm.stackexchange.com/q/14805/7021

@SilentKiller great

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CONVERTING TEXT TO DATE IN EXCEL IN MM-YYYY FORMAT by ANIL on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Problem adding apps from SharePoint store SharePoint 2013 online by Hovig on sharepoint.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector ignore

@Mooseman Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: To decide what fulfill your potential by john on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: How can I explain "zero knowledge proof" to an end user? by Ali on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: may accomplish a slim Weight Loss by Zubiw Dupe on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector fp

@Mooseman Registered answer as false positive.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Can you tell me why my comment flag (whole thread obsolote after edits) on stackoverflow.com/questions/29934349/… was declined? And why the question (now that it is clear) is now on hold?

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: SQL join: where clause vs. on clause by Sharon Fernando on stackoverflow.com

spam meta.stackexchange.com/q/254567/201151

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Important Guidelines For Succeeding With Low by domi presd on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector fp

@Mooseman Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

There must be some reason why spam is so high when I’m sleeping.

@tchrist spam born from dreams ? ;)

Next summer: INCEPTION tchrist's dreams spawns spam

spam meta.stackexchange.com/q/254570/201151

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: vegetable capsule daily will increase your performance? by user289883 on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected, repeating characters in body: Multiple tree. Intresting task by HasaDev on codereview.stackexchange.com

I think @JonEricson presents a good enough solution about character counting. Funny counting isn’t a display problem after all. I’m a lot more worried about splitting up 😿 code points to create illegal Unicode sequences and about splitting up graphemes to orphan their combining characters than I am about counting code points the way Twitter does, even though Twitter (for once!) seems to make more sense. Asian wides may be a bother, too.

I awoke to two new MSE silvers: clear evidence that 🍌 is a guaranteed rep-whoring strategy. Sex seems to sell, too:

@bummi I keep thinking of Morbius from Forbidden Planet. Perhaps my unquiet dreams are the source of all the spam daemons of the world.

@SmokeDetector Not a very good Code Golf entry, Smokey.

@tchrist It is not code golf, though

@JanDvorak That was the joke.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How To Sleeping Tight is an Aid Provided by This Product? by mariagweddle on stackoverflow.com

Oh crap, now we know it really is me doing the spamming. I must be dreaming.

@SmokeDetector tpu

fits perfect ;)

@tchrist Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Lol my school is being DDOSed

Windows server?

@Unihedron Never a good idea.

A school probably doesn’t have the resources to cope with a DDOS.

black holes, null routing... duh

You need multiple data centers and fail overs and DNS tricks to dodge it. And savvy technical staff.

@Unihedron It depends on the type of attack, I think.

In any event, a lot of schools really do not know have people running their computer who have experience in this sort of trouble.

That's true - tech savvy technicians are hard to find :) irony inbound

Well, it’s true.

Think of your nearest primary school, for example.

Or elementary school. Whatever you call it.

Schools don't need them either - it's not everyday you'd get ddos'ed

And then there’s that. One wonders what could have provoked it.

Perhaps the urge to not go to school that day. :)

I think they are DDOSing the proxy server from the inside...

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in username: How to get a String from a Jframe (textfield) and put on another jFrame (txtArea)? - Netbeans - Well Explained by Nike on stackoverflow.com

@SantaClaus agent.biz v2??

@SmokeDetector naa but why is Nike a forbidden keyword in a username? Because people aren’t thinking of the Goddess of Vengeance?

Wait, victory not vengeance.

@tchrist /closed as primarily opinion based

I’m afraid I have Athena, Charlie Stross’s omniscient spam-avenger, on my mind this morning.

@Unihedron k

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Site for computer repair questions by Kendra Lewis on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Unihedron Blacklisted user.

There’s a Goddess of Indignation? Really? That’s like the Patron Saint of Internet Flamers.

What do you mean?

> Nemesis, Greek Goddess of vengeance, justice, Indignation and Retribution

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How can I delete stickers on viber? by Sigrit on android.stackexchange.com

Somebody who can rollback the vandalism here? linguistics.stackexchange.com/questions/12126/…

the OP seems to be vandalizing all of his posts on Linguistics and ELL

@ProgramFOX in that case, flag - standard mod protocol is to recover and suspend to "cool down", which should be done in this case.

done

:)

!!comp how many calories are in a cubic mile of cheese

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected, repeating characters in body: Multiple tree. Interesting task by HasaDev on codereview.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Change one word into another by picking words that differ by one character by HasaDev on codereview.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector ignore

@bummi Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

1.2×10^16 Cal (dietary Calories)

@JanDvorak noooooo ....

sorry :/

8:57 pm EST | Tuesday, March 8, 2016 (0.8618 years from now)

sorry :/

sorry :/

sorry :/

TRAIN WRECK ha bet you didn't see that coming

sorry :/

sorry:/

sorry :/

sorry :/

!comp ((call/cc call/cc) (call/cc call/cc))

@DroidDev You missed a space ;-)

Have a look

cya!

cya!

@bjb568 hi Hero ;)

first time I see @bjb568 called a Hero :D

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Resolution on 3-SAT instance yields in polynomial many resolvents by Kavosh Havaledarnejad on math.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector not sure if it's spam or just my lack of knowledge on math...

@Braiam: I think it's just a signature.

@Qantas94Heavy agree

@SmokeDetector fp

@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

@yushi Hiya!

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: SharePoint 2010 - Claims Based Authentication - Access Denied for AD Group members by Steven Cardinal on sharepoint.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector fp

@LynnCrumbling Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ADDING ONE HOUR TO STRING DATE by Abdelrahim Sabra on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CROSS ORIGIN ERROR IN FIREBASE AUTHENTICATION by user3062437 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Ratio of angles in a triangle, given lengths of triangle's sides. by Hitler on math.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user.

@SmokeDetector tp already edited; go approve the suggested edit

@LynnCrumbling Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

The nerve of some people...

@ASCIIThenANSI Hrmmm..?

@LynnCrumbling On Smokey's post about Math.SE.

Ah, yeah.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Left 4 Dead 2 Crashes PC by jejelandia on gaming.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@ASCIIThenANSI Blacklisted user.

@SmokeDetector fp

@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

@SmokeDetector gone

@2mkgz Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

"As the SSL only installed on the one without "www", and when I visit the "www" one, I get SSL error."

buy a wildcard certificate duh

and then set NS record for www to redirect on A records

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How do I send someone else TF2 replay files? by MunaPilluun on gaming.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@ASCIIThenANSI Blacklisted user.

Awfully quiet in here...

drops pin

@LynnCrumbling You monster.

You hurt that pin.

@ASCIIThenANSI ⚂

@Unihedron ?

have a dice

@Unihedron Oh, thank you!

s/dice/die :)

rolls die ⚄

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: segmentation fault when using su or sudo by Glendon Gross on askubuntu.com

^ Already flagged as 'not an answer'

You know what we need? An "I can't answer this" button.

Too often I find questions that are well formed, and look like I could gain some rep from helping out, and then I find that I know nothing of the thing they want help with.

@AlexisKing Just reading through the scrollback now. Ian Price's opinions re R6RS/R7RS is quite well-known.

I wrote a couple more messages in PM (on IRC) on the subject, since I don't wish for them to become part of the public record. ;-)

!find happiest place on eaerth

And The Happiest Place On Earth Is... - CBS News

eh

The Tavern?

[ SmokeDetector ] Url in title: How can I make example.com and www go to example.com/wiki/projects? by unmircea on apple.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector fp

@LynnCrumbling Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

@Undo @ProgramFOX Can we teach smokey to ignore url matches that contain example.com ?

@LynnCrumbling Let's see whether I can tweak the regex to do that.

That's two today.

!!/rev?

@ProgramFOX 60f847d (ProgramFOX: Exclude example.com from URL regex)

@LynnCrumbling Done. ^

@ProgramFOX nice!

@ProgramFOX So that'll exclude http://www.example.com http://example.com https://www.example.com and https://example.com .. right?

yup

very good.

time for lunch.

time for dinner.

time for breakfast?

Time for fourthmeal. :-P tacobell.com/food/menu/fourth-meal

remember the time~

Time for convertTimeToMeal((people.ASCIIThenANSI.getLocalTime()) or people.ASCIIThenANSI.findFood().

So what's new with the rest of the internet?

@cky That task already executed 14 hours ago.

@LynnCrumbling It's midnight somewhere in the world. ;-)

@LynnCrumbling sudo fourthmeal?

hah

at now +10 hours fourthmeal -m RedoLastOrder

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: sql injection php mysqli by user3574864 on stackoverflow.com

those buzzword cloud titles...

@JanDvorak cv'd typo.

answered by a high-rep, of course

awkward!

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Unir dados para Mala direta | Tabela pai e filho by Luiz Vichiatto on pt.stackoverflow.com

^ I'm of no use here.

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: How should I safely change cygwin's installation directory on win 7? by Zyn on stackoverflow.com

grabs smiting stick

is there a list of sites that made it to beta and then got shut down?

@yellowantphil There is a partial list. Note that a few of those have been rebooted in one form or another.

huh, gamification has died before

@yellowantphil In private beta.

why kill something that's still in private beta?

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: EXTRACT LINES FROM TEXT BATCH FILE by john on stackoverflow.com

@2mkgz what a graveyard

@yellowantphil Because it's not working and won't be working anytime soon.

@JonEricson Very recently, I signed up for a site in private beta even though I didn't participate on Area 51 for it, but I can't seem to do that anymore. Was that changed?

@AlexisKing Go to the Area 51 proposal page first.

Aha, thanks.

That's... a weird system. :p

next we need LawHacks, where we find loopholes to do everything

Is the muscle spam thingie on-topic on health.se?

@AlexisKing It's a compromise. Originally you couldn't get to the site at all unless you had committed. Then we got complaints that we were closing sites that didn't have any activity in the private beta because we were too restrictive. So this allows people to enter the site without committing while still funneling them through Area 51 (for maximal confusion, no doubt ;).

@JonEricson Sounds like security through obscurity if I've ever heard of it. ;P

@AlexisKing Kinda. Security is not a big concern. The real problem is that we ask for people to commit, but there's nothing forcing them to actually participate since Area 51 rep is particularly useless.

@JonEricson What would be so bad about letting people just sign up without having to go through Area 51? Or just referring people directly to the Area 51 proposal from the private beta login page?

@2mkgz I bet he accepts pull requests. ;-)

@AlexisKing Yeah, this. What's the point of private beta?

@bjb568 I understand the idea of private beta in general. Sites in private beta shouldn't show up in the Hot Network Questions list or other lists that include all the sites on the network.

Yeah, fine, but it doesn't need to be restirctive.

I just don't understand what the idea is behind having an arbitrary system for letting people sign up that requires them to have intimate knowledge about how the private beta system works.

@AlexisKing The idea is that if you commit to a proposal, you get special access to the "private" beta. We broke that contract a bit to short circuit the "our site failed because you are mean and didn't let the dozens of experts who we swear would have joined if only you'd let them" complaints.

I don't think the commitment thing really works, mostly because for a long time I had no idea what it did.

@JonEricson I guess that's reasonable from a practicality standpoint, but it's also a little weird from an ideological standpoint. :p

could let the insiders send invitations

@yellowantphil They can.

^^

and they're still disappointed that experts don't show up?

Yep. It's not entirely rational. The problem normally is that either experts don't exist or they don't care to spend time answering questions on the internet.

but they get internet points :o

Are you implying that there are things some people won't do for internet points?!

@AlexisKing Have a star. You earned it. ;-)

Is there a direct route to a badge if I have an id from the badge table in SEDE?

The star wall doesn't contain borked unicode today. :D

@InfiniteRecursion don't tempt me

:O

I believe I've had 100% starring success with cat spam so far. I'll just wait for bjb or someone to appear

bad kitty

Need to find the remaining bjb's

heh

^ family pic

Eeek why is there a space between my gravatar & username.

Where?

Eeek why don't you get 3k?

Because then I'd have to bounty more rep off. :P Can't get Marshal easily without close flags...

>:(

>:(

>:(

just flag questions that are status-completed to be tagged status-completed ;)

@bjb568 No fake internet points for you. Better?

uh… yay?

Flag spam on MSE to get marshal.

I'd leave him with one

reopen pls meta.stackexchange.com/q/210585/213575

@InfiniteRecursion I'm asleep when most of the mSE spam happens. :(

I'll post a bunch of spam, and you can flag it

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Dell KM632 erratic behaviour by Victor on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Proxy variables versus instrumental variables by stata on stats.stackexchange.com

@2mkgz Has no one really noticed this?

@SmokeDetector tpu

@hichris123 Blacklisted user.

@2mkgz Bah.

Also NAA: stats.stackexchange.com/a/148943/56614