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Sam
9:00 AM
@AndrewT. default response Have you tried turning it on and off again?
 
expects Andrew's IT department to post "halp please" on SU
 
wonders how it's possible for triage to be empty
 
It's always empty @Vogel612'sShadow
just like the first post and late answers queue
I will enrol to learn grammar from bjb, no one finds any flaws in his grammar
 
Sam
Oh yes they do. Remember the thru vs. through debate?
 
9:04 AM
I can live thru that
 
Low Quality Q (40.1%): ArrayList<String>(Arrays.asList(“one”, “two”, “three”));, by douaa, on stackoverflow.com.
 
Me can alzo live thru dat
 
@InfiniteHappiness @DroidDev leQ Hoch maH tlhIngan vIja'
 
Low Quality Q (40.1%): How to choose referal values from a table in a cursor, by user2762272, on stackoverflow.com.
 
9:06 AM
goes to edit
 
Low Quality A (19%): alert()alert()alert()alert()alert()alert()al..., by user61971, on security.stackexchange.com.
 
thinks what sorcery is @Spa doing
 
@DroidDev I have simply requested we all switch to Klingon, since English seems to be causing problems.
 
Nov 30 at 1:54, by bjb568
UR ATTAK
 
@SPArchaeologist I am groot
 
9:11 AM
@DroidDev ok, so from now onward we will call you Ben Tennyson
 
@SPArchaeologist I am groot
 
two spam posts are still alive
 
links?
 
15 mins ago, by Jan Dvorak
SPAM http://gamedev.stackexchange.com/questions/88202/where-can-i-buy-runescape-2007-‌​gold-for-free-at-december
31 mins ago, by Jan Dvorak
SPAM http://magento.stackexchange.com/questions/46410/pasaportes-dni-permiso-de-condu‌​cir-traveldocumentsyahoo-com
 
Last one nuked. First one still open.
 
9:20 AM
How come I missed the one on gamedev... flagged
 
nuked it
 
Spam flags should come with pew pew sounds. Especially on Gamedev
 
*pew* *pew*
 
... or a grinning owl animation ...
 
Grinning owl with guns
 
9:25 AM
*laser guns
 
/me thinks no one will do cv's any longer via tavern, all cv's finish in cvq, lqpq and triage
 
/me thinks that's a good thing to happen, but doubts it will be that easy
 
/me notices nuke-pls request didn't get any cv from the tavern till now
it got 4, I was wrong
 
Spam Q (55.6%): Try to take pure and also healthy meal, by droynsieny, on math.stackexchange.com.
 
Sam
9:41 AM
^ gone.
 
@InfiniteHappiness just poor I'd say, given the rest of the account activity.
 
um... Is this programming related? stackoverflow.com/q/27305013/3622940
I find it closer to "why is this library doing it wrong", which is unanswerable, what do you think?
 
9:46 AM
I'd say it's programming related, even if not necessarily great or answerable.
 
Thanks
 
Proper syntax:
17 hours ago, by Unihedron
Thanks!
Diapers that resemble cheesecloth would be singularly useless as diapers, and cheesecloth that resembles a diaper would also be quite useless as a filtering mechanism. I mean, you can't get more diametrically opposed as far as intended purpose than a diaper and a cheesecloth. — Marti 16 hours ago
 
 
Sam
^ POB?
 
yes definitely.
 
9:54 AM
@Vogel612'sShadow why?
 
Could be salvageable, if done right though..
 
voted too broad
 
that, too ;)
 
0
A: Fabric to be used for cheesecloth

anjanause a handkerchief! :) this works well!

 
How about ... cheesecloth?
 
9:58 AM
You grabbed the wrong container. That is dish detergent. Make sure that the label says "Peanut Butter" on the side and not "Dawn Dish Detergent". Problem solved ;) — seasonedaddict Oct 2 at 23:28
 
Sam
@Pham why
 
@Sam that was not a TPA?
The bot should distinguish autoreports from announcements
 
Sam
No it was. I'm just checking something.
 
my suggestion still stands
 
...because they are looking for a substitute. One person said to use a diaper as cheesecloth @Bart, they are having a funny discussion now :D
@Marti I'm not sure that the purpose is so diametrically opposed. What you want in cheesemaking is something which will a) apply even pressure on the cheese from all sides, and b) allow whey to go away from the cheese. Now, the diaper may absorb more of the extra whey, while the cheesecloth will allow more to flow out, but the whole point is that the cheese isn't kept sloshing in whey, just like the baby bottom isn't kept sloshing in urine. — rumtscho ♦ 21 mins ago
 
10:01 AM
:D
 
Sam
@JanDvorak Sure, well if I remember I'll alter the syntax for autoreports later.
 
note to Jan: keep reminding Sam
 
Sam
or just post an issue on GitHub
 
laughs lightly; Why not both?
 
Sam
10:05 AM
>>stats
Darn you Pham.
 
wasn't commands only in HQ for now?
 
Sam
Nope, I added command access for secondary rooms as well.
But the switch over to CE.Net has left a few features broken.
 
:o
building blocks and breaking things
 
Yay 5k!!!!
 
ages old NAA, edited by High-rep user: stackoverflow.com/a/27062149/1803692
 
10:14 AM
Too much repz @nic! Go give bounties :P
2
You are behaving like an ordinary user gathering repz...go break SE!!
 
@nicael Congratulations, well deserved reputation!!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WRONSKIAN OF SOLUTION OF ODE by raavi on math.stackexchange.com
 
no nice tricks to break the site :(
vlq, the question is an image math.stackexchange.com/q/1052813/139443
^ also, a terrible edit by a 20k user
 
I wonder if that user is actually in the exam right now
 
there should be an tag for such exam questions
-1
A: How do I "evaporate" milk?

chi chiYou know a very easy way is to just get a pot pour the milk in it and boil it for at least 0 minutes and there you go. Straight and simple.

 
10:22 AM
@InfiniteHappiness don't you dare turn this into Unity Answers
 
@Bart What's Unity Answers?
 
@Unihedron answers.unity3d.com ... the horror
One of their top tags is
With such other gems as and
 
Sam
> how to send information to the next sceene?
facepalm
 
10:24 AM
What's the Triage review queue used for?
 
better than boiling milk for 0 minutes to evaporate it @Sam :/
 
Sam
True lol.
 
@ProgramFOX Triaging...
 
btw, I strongly disagree with that "Needs improvement" vote on the stacktrace dump..
 
10:27 AM
I don't think it's really unsalvageable...
 
sure it isn't, but that question needs a close and intensive care.
 
Oh, the Unsalvageable thing shows a flag dialog.
 
@ProgramFOX Unsalvageable = no editing can save it from being closed
aka fundamental content / presentation problems + closeworthy
 
Uh, well for that one I reviewed editing could save it.
 
Unsalvageable != nuke-pls
 
10:31 AM
yes, unsalvageable means needs moderation meta.stackoverflow.com/q/278380/2982225
 
sure it could, but that's about the only reason to not instant-nuke it ;)
the looks ok and the unsalvageable could use different labels
 
Looks OK for questions that can be found, understood and answered as-is
Should Be Improved for questions that would benefit from further revision by the author or others
Unsalvageable for questions that are unsalvageable and should be removed from the site
Skip if you are not sure and want to go to the next question
 
looks ok is all good an such, but it could use a better caption.
What's missing is the part between should be improved and unsalvageable...
 
Sam
10:43 AM
Oh hey, I've just noticed @Infinite happiness. :D
 
+1 for proper formatting
 
:D
Got influenced by Warm Fuzzies' name change ;)
 
11:01 AM
i promise this works — jakeeden 2 days ago
 
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Q: Deleted user name looks like a link in mobile sites

nicael It can be seen in this post. In the full site, if user was deleted, his name is shown black and doesn't look like a link. May it be changed to black in mobile?

 
-2
A: Making cake icing look professionally smooth

CherylUse a paper towel to smooth out icing. Trust me, google it!!!

 
...
 
......
BREAKING NEWS!!! Cooking.SE is turning into Yahoo! answers
 
user202362
what would the cooked stackexchange taste like?
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11:17 AM
^grammar Jan!!!
 
@InfiniteHappiness I think your name should be Infinite Sadness :) or :(
 
@bluefeet ... Smileys are reserved for smurfs. I tried, but the system didn't allow me to add a smiley.
 
user202362
@blu omg you feet matches the colour of meta.stackexchange
 
yes, she is the inspiration behind MSE
*your (Jan seems to have gone grammar blind)
 
(read: they don't have meta)
 
11:26 AM
Low Quality Q (36.2%): plz help me or recomend some good books or links for it, by Naila Munir, on stackoverflow.com.
 
> That is, SO has (nearly) the same percentages as UnityAnswers - we have 750/1450 users with 1 rep. They have almost as many bozo users as we do :)
@Bart is the common bozo user of SO and UnityAnswers
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2 hours ago, by DroidDev
@SPArchaeologist I am groot
 
@DroidDev flag as dupe
 
2 hours ago, by DroidDev
@SPArchaeologist I am groot
dupe x 3
 
11:39 AM
Alternative shadow of DroidDev: have anyone of you seen Guardians of the Galaxy?
Previous shadow of DroidDev: I am groot
 
We know you are groot, stop the dupes :P
 
...
...meanwhile in den, nobody has a clue what bot is posting
...and for the ones who never visited den: Yes we have a word associating bot in Den :D
 
Den got a new quote of the day? A Poe quote!! o_O
 
That was a while ago @Inf I am already thinking of something new, because it is old. You should visit us more often :)
 
11:50 AM
@DroidDev already paid suggested @ShadowWizard to replace it with "Friendship is magic"
 
thinks that is not a good quote
 
Sam
status-completed
 
agrees with @Uni
but, what else can be expected from @SPA
 
> I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~ Oscar Wilde
^ since there are so many "words" in the den
> Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall. ~ Holmes
^ @Spa will like this one
 
11:58 AM
Was holmes a pony? No.
Will @Spa like it? No.
 
@DroidDev I beg to differ.
 
sees a link to pony video, hides behind door
 
@Spa is creative and poetic, so he will like it @DroidDev
 
Low Quality A (47%): jjgjhgjjhjhkjhkjhkjhjkhkhm,mml, by user82911, on android.stackexchange.com.
 
^ thanks
 
12:07 PM
Finally created an account on Android.SE, too much spam and vlq there
 
Fun Fact: I am developing android apps from some time now, but, neither I have an account on Android.SE nor do I have an Android phone(or smartphone for that matter)
 
@InfiniteHappiness can't find the actual quote, but Richter Abend said something similar in Tales of Shymphonia 2
 
@DroidDev ha
 
btw Orion just lifted off.
 
12:12 PM
@SPArchaeologist The actual quote is here, Richter copied it!
 
@InfiniteHappiness similar, not the same. It was a justification for not liking to speak much.
 
wonders why he is thinking of Jebediah while watching the stream
 
First time in a while that I'm at school early.
 
lol
 
lol
 
Sam
12:16 PM
lol
 
_o_
 
----.----
 
yesterday, by Vogel612's Shadow
I like wrecking trains.
:D
 
I still have to write that userscript to post "ಠ_ಠ" messages...
 
12:20 PM
please complete in 6 - 8
 
Sam
... years.
 
...light years.
wonders if its different, given the context
 
@DroidDev Okay now that drove me to start writing that script now.
;P
 
but, then again... I am groot
@ProgramFOX lol, nuff motivation for today :P
 
Sep 23 at 14:50, by Bart
@InfiniteRecursion 6 to 8. Not years. Just 6 to 8.
 
12:22 PM
I am groot
 
Sam
I am Sam
 
ಠ_ಠ (there is a userscript posted in MSO)
 
Was I Summoned?
 
asks his shadow clones
no, not here @ShadowWizard
 
@AndrewT. oh, cool
 
12:24 PM
shadow who? 👿😎
 
@InfiniteHappiness FOUND
 
I am still stuck on O_o
 
testing new button from userscript from MSO: ಠ_ಠ
yay!
 
Playing the Chronicles now!
 
@SPArchaeologist ...and you say you don't remember those episodes scene by scene?
 
12:27 PM
@DroidDev but those aren't ponies
 
@SPArchaeologist I was talking in general context
 
Hello world!
 
@Unihedron Why does your sock have the Marshal badge if you can flag yourself...?
 
@ProgramFOX What Have You Tried comments.
 
12:36 PM
@DroidDev anyway that is just at the start of the game
 
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: There is not anough space on myCompany.com. You need an additional 13,4 GB to copy these files by KHA on sharepoint.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: There is not enough space on myCompany.com. You need an additional 13,4 GB to copy these files by KHA on sharepoint.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector fp?
 
!!/alive?
 
@ProgramFOX Yup
 
oh, don't worry, it's not broken as I don't have privilege
 
12:43 PM
ah
I was wondering because weird stuff is going on with SmokeDetector.
Sometimes it gives a segmentation fault.
 
@SmokeDetector has 1 repz :O
never knew that
 
@AndrewT. I added you to the privileged users.
 
@ProgramFOX thanks :)
 
no problem
 
12:53 PM
this spam is obvious
@cegprakash appreciated. More close votes would have been better, but that's only a matter of time — Jan Dvorak 9 secs ago
 
All my cvs are used up in cvq, lqpq, triage
 
@JanDvorak ohh dear, snarky owl?
 
... cough meanie cough ...
 
@InfiniteHappiness Now you know how I feel as I run out of close votes every single day..
;P
 
1:07 PM
I ran out of cv's too early today :)
I can't participate in all queues now, I will drop the lqpq reviews from tomorrow. So I will use 35 for cvq, 10 for triage and 5 cvs for tavern
 
You can filter to answers only.
 
hmm..good idea. Will do that.
 
@ɥʇǝS The feature was meant permanently.
 
1:26 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: There is not enough space on myCompany.com. You need an additional 13,4 GB to copy these files by KHA on sharepoint.stackexchange.com
 
@DroidDev No, not really.
"When your regular expression returns what you expect it: (picture of miracle)" Sorry, whoever authored this article must suck at coding. backseat commentary
 
@Unihedron lol, still, the one with uploading code without testing and it still working is so true
 
"When something that had worked on Friday and on Monday did not work:" I like this one. Reminds me of the outbreak on the 2nd monitor.
in The 2nd Monitor on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, Nov 17 at 16:14, by Pimgd
What have we learned today, children?
in The 2nd Monitor on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, Nov 17 at 16:14, by Unihedron
@Pimgd never push to prod on friday
 
@Unihedron first time you apply css on webpage is awesomest one ;)
 
@DroidDev they forgot "when it works for you and everyone else not"
 
Under what reason should this be closed? They have code, but it's nowhere near their image.
 
voted too broad
 
1:52 PM
@Braiam oh! even I forgot that....
 
@DroidDev that's probably the most annoying one
 
@Braiam ya, when you have to visit onsite. Arghh....
 
0
A: Would you be interested in Moderating this site?

nicaelI expected to see more candidates there, but seems that no one else wants to nominate anyone, so I'll add me. I don't have really much rep there, moreover, most reputation I have is from suggested edits. I earned some reputation (except of association bonus) on 23 SE sites and have large p...

Finally decided to nominate myself, but don't think I am a good participator anyway...
 
2:22 PM
Good morning.
 
Sam
Good afternoon.
 
Good morning.
 
Good evening.
 
Are Moderator Pro Tempore for one year only or until the site is in beta?
 
Good cold weather
 
2:23 PM
Good friday.
 
Good DAY
 
Mew @bjb568
 
Good morning.
 
@Farhan Thru site graduation, I think.
 
@Farhan until the site is out of beta
 
2:23 PM
@DroidDev MEW
 
> A pro-tem moderator is someone assigned to the role by Stack Exchange until an election can take place. This is the usual procedure for new beta sites, where the community is still forming.
So I think it's until the site is in beta.
 
Ah, and a site can stay in beta for several years
 
Yes
 
user259867
@Farhan Yes, partly because the designers are busy arranging colored dots on user profiles.
 
It takes time for community consolidation. Several years are quite a short scale when it comes to massive, sophisticated Stack Exchange sites IMO.
 
2:26 PM
(the answer, not the question)
 
user259867
@Unihedron Yes, but several sites were told long ago that they are ready for graduation, and it's only the matter of design. Comp.Sci, Chemistry, Music, Code Review... (what I remember off the top of my head)
 
Hey, web design is hard.
 
@ProgramFOX For example, Bill The Lizard is appointed moderator. Is Stack Overflow still in beta?
 
@WarmFuzzies CR was told in early September..
 
Low Quality A (20.2%): why dont you give me your sister ??, by hammad umer, on stackoverflow.com.
 
2:28 PM
@nicael No.
 
@Pham insta-down....
 
@nicael I thought appointed != pro-tem.
 
Bill seems to be around the corner... watching
 
Sam
@Pham del
 
user259867
Better not speak of him anymore /me runs
 
2:31 PM
@Unihedron Anyway, appointing seems to mean that he wasn't elected. I think choosing pro-tems and appointing mods is the same process.
 
appointing a mod is when Pops pulls out the user list and start trhowing darts
 
s,trow,throw
 
@Braiam well he's asking them again and usually throws relatively high on the "participation" leagues...
 
@ProgramFOX boom
 
@Mooseman That question is NOT closeworthy. Why are you asking for it to be closed?
 
@Unihedron They mean the answer. But an answer cannot be closed, only deleted @Mooseman
 
Low Quality A (20.3%): hghgxxgxgxgxgxgxgzghggsdzdshjhjbgddx, by fgghgfdxfgffccf, on stackoverflow.com.
 
0
A: Stumper question badge?

nicaelThats the great proposal, but I have doubts that it will work - each site has its own level of activity (compare Stack Overflow and Ask Patents) and I don't think that there is one time limit can be chosen for all sites. But as far I know, requirements to earn a specific badge don't change from s...

 
@Pham why so low?
 
3:13 PM
right?
 
Sam
in Low Quality Posts HQ, 50 secs ago, by Pham
@Sam
Terms found:
^(?i).{0,80}$ (Sensitivity: 25%. Specificity: 97.6%. Ignored: 83.5%. Score: 89. Is Auto: False)

^[^ ]*$ (Ignored: 42.9%. Score: 16.9. Is Auto: False)

^\S*$ (Ignored: 0%. Score: 19.7. Is Auto: False)
 
@Sam is a median?
 
Sam
@Braiam Not exactly.
Hold on a sec looks for link...
in Low Quality Posts HQ, Oct 17 at 17:38, by Sam
score = (total black terms score) - (total white terms score)
score /= termsFound
percentage = score / highestScoringBlackSubfilterTerm
percentage *= 100
brb
 
because shameless selfpromoting plug isn't old:
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Q: Add tag wiki/excerpt audits with copied content

BraiamIn line with the proposal of Shog to improve the reject reasons, I think we should also teach reviewers to search for plagiarization whenever they hit a tag wiki/excerpt edit. So, I suggest that audits geared towards this end are also imparted to +5k rep reviewers that use the Suggested Edits que...

 
What do you mean confused? They mean the same thing... — Shog9 ♦ 24 mins ago
 
3:31 PM
 
@ProgramFOX Yes; should've been just .
 
@bjb568 ohh
 
user259867
^ too much effort
 
gone at -5
 
3:43 PM
Spam Q (21.4%): 1-866-978-6819-!!!Outlook Technical Support Phone Number, by John Smith, on stackoverflow.com.
 
@JanDvorak You voted to close this question Apr 22 at 17:40
 
@gunr2171 I sure didn't
 
@gunr2171 no u
 
You as in "me"
 
3:51 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PHP-MYSQL INSERT NOT WORKING by Kamilah on stackoverflow.com
 
Have you and I resolved the confusion? :P
 
we don't know
 
Shog, Warm and I are also confused on a MSO thread.
Your new name is awkward @Warm
 
user259867
Could be shortened to @War.
 

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