From this quick review, I present the top 4 ways to get a highly downvoted meta post:
1. Suggest downvotes shouldn't be anonymous (or otherwise suggest that downvotes are a bad thing)
2. Complain about your suspension with an account made to skirt your suspension
3. Suggest badges for non-productive actions (downvoting, being downvoted, etc.)
4. Rant about the quality of the community in general