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eeeeeek
 
BOW DOWN TO ME, YOU INCREDIBLY UNNECESSARY REPLACEMENT FOR A COMMON HOUSEHOLD ITEM!
 
Okay... just bow down to me a little bit...
 
that's... not the message that Smokey replied to
 
9:04 PM
xD
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo That's not a threat.
 
gasp He's avaded the powers of ducky momo. I guess it's time to bring out...
WAFFLE POWER!!!
 
I'm just going to pre-emptively ensure I don't see that.
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo Registered waffles as under-syrupped.
 
9:09 PM
I guess it's time to bring out...
 
I see waffles uwu
@SmokeDetector Who uses syrup on waffles?
 
PANCAKE POWER!!!
 
@Asuna Why wouldn't you use syrup on waffles?
 
@fbueckert because there's better stuff to use on waffles
and pancakes
 
Chocolate chips, whipped cream, and sugar are the perfect waffle toppings
 
9:12 PM
i don't like waffles or pancakes
 
Take that, @SmokeDetector! Now I'm a duck and a waffle.
@KevinB I'm going to pretend you never said that.
 
 
@MEE is hungry!
 
@SmokeDetector beat that :p
 
FoodError: Recovered from "CircuitsCloggedWithSyrup" with error code "Pa143a11e19".
 
9:13 PM
XD
 
Oh no! @Smoke can even recover from a CircuitsCloggedWithSyrup error! It's the end of the world!
 
Just asking, but would anyone consider this an answer? (link on here): “
I believe you'll find your answer here
 
Dang, fun is always where you least expect it to be
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ save us from the evil @SmokeDetector!
 
no, that's NaA
 
9:15 PM
@MEEisJohannGambolputty... that ain't an answer.
 
@SmokeDetector Maybe you should consider less syrup 'til you can cover up your circuits ;)
 
Eye roll I actually meant this
-23
Q: Why have I been banned from chat?

lauirSo I've been banned from chat again. For reporting a problem. And, presumably, for being a thorn in the hide. I sense problems before most do and didn't use offensive language this time. Please look into this and correct. Signed – a good guy in disguise.

I also love the fact that triple suggested the Tavern
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo I am just asking because a naja flag on this was declined for “only to show things that require mod intervention”
 
I'm proud of us, we're just an incomprehensible to the outside world as the next guy.
 
@MEEisJohannGambolputty... believe me, you flagged correctly. I'm not sure why the mods declined it.
 
9:17 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Annoying user detected, toxic chat message detected: It's the end of the world! by Super Mega Ducky Momo on chat.meta.SE
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@MEEisJohannGambolputty... Not-a-jolly-answer flag?
 
omfg XD
 
Supposedly NAA flags are supposed to push the answer to LQP review
IDK about not a jolly answer flags, though.
 
Did anyone try turning smokey off and back on again?
 
heh, FIRE even shows up on that
 
9:18 PM
@SmokeDetector are you calling me annoying?
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo Marked message as true positive.
 
He doesn't have your number
 
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ pff, it's clearly 42
 
Waffles. Just waffles.
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo It could not even have been deleted by community review due to a score of 4 and being accepted. Maybe they declined it because it was an old “answer”?
 
9:21 PM
It can still be deleted from 6 "recommend deletion" reviews regardless of score. It's only the 20k-ers that have to worry about that.
 
[ ZoeBot | MSE ] Rogue bot detected (42): It's the end of the world! by SmokeDetector on chat.meta.SE
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo actually
if it has a positive score, it'll automatically raise a mod flag if consensus is to delete from the queue for any rep level
 
Oh... I didn't know that
 
@Asuna f
 
But positively scored answers still can be deleted.
 
9:23 PM
@SmokeDetector report registered as tpu
 
@Asuna ...Why can't you have all of it?
 
@Tinkeringbell is it true that positively scored answers can be recommend deletioned?
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo I think only by mods and poster.
 
@fbueckert same reason you shouldn't mix chemicals. It turns into a mess that might explode, but you will regret it if you eat it.
 
@Asuna My wife and I just had a waffle day on the weekend.
We had white sauce, syrup, whipped cream, homemade strawberry jam, and chocolate syrup.
 
9:25 PM
Hmm... I think I've been involved in a LQP review on SO that ended up deleting a positively scored answer. I'll go try and dig it up.
 
It was a diabetic heart attack, and so, so good.
 
strawberry and chocolate doesn't mix >.>
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@Asuna Heathen!
 
@fbueckert oh, thanks for noticing!! :p
 
@Asuna you- you-
 
9:26 PM
@Asuna will it blend?
 
@Mithrandir hm?
@rene yes, but it will not taste well.
 
@Asuna abomination
 
@Asuna ping
 
@Mithrandir thx uwu
 
@Asuna Well, more chocolate covered strawberries for me, I guess.
 
9:26 PM
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo problem? :3
@fbueckert Why would you cover berries in chocolate when ice cream is so much better?!
 
@Asuna no, I just wanted to ping someone for no good reason.
 
@Asuna Because I live in the cold, and ice cream hurts my teeth.
 
Now I want berries >.>
@fbueckert -18, your argument is invalid uwu
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo :D
 
@Asuna -50 last week.
Without a functioning furnace.
 
@fbueckert O_O
 
9:27 PM
Canada prairies
 
^(!#)(Q&%*(Q#&)%)()&(&(!#&%)(#@^)!%()#^()*!#*$(&%)(@$^
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo Invalid regex pattern; not blacklisting.
 
&#@(%&)@&%)))!)(#&%(@$&%*($&%()&*$(#&%@*$#&@#!(*^%*^*(@%(*@$)!*%&)~&(@*&~)(&#*‌​@(%&(@!&_)
Is that a valid regex pattern?
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo Cleaning regex... Found regex: Smokey\W*is\W*clickbait
 
9:29 PM
~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>?`-=[]\;',./
 
@SmokeDetector What if you turn it off and back on again?
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo Yep.. in the end, a mod has to make the call then.
 
Goodbye, cruel world
@SmokeDetector Yes.
 
@SmokeDetector sniff Y-you think we're cruel? ;-;
 
Please don't kill Smokey.
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9:30 PM
croak
 
I feel so bad about how I treated you... I forgot how much pain robots could feel...
 
gargle
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Not really, go ahead and explode.
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo All the diodes down my left hand side...
 
@Catija It's Toxicroak, not Smokey :p
 
9:31 PM
@Tinkeringbell Can you take a look at my recently declined flag and tell me whether it was truly invalid or the answer just too old?
 
@Catija If Smokey was actually rebooting/stopping, it'd be not in italics
 
I mean, err, I would never want you to explode @SmokeDetector
 
@SuperMegaDuckyMomo Unless @SmokeDetector tries killing us all
@MEEisJohannGambolputty... flags aging away is separate. You can drop into the timeline to find the reviews
 
@Mithrandir Smokey wouldn't be posting that in here anyway ;)
 
@SmokeDetector where's the proof you aren't an alien working to undermine the structure of the universe and cause a cosmic bang?
 
9:33 PM
sudo /home/smokey/apocalypse_now
 
EXPELLIARMUS!
Now we're safe
 
@Catija I mean... if someone issued the command here, it might :p
 
@SmokeDetector Oh, that thing... About that... I kinda sorta broke that last weekend...
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle Would you like to play a game?
 
Don't say yes! It's a trap!!
 
9:34 PM
Now that you recognize that I'm both a duck and a waffle, sure.
I never said yes, I just said "sure".
 
sure == yes xd
 
see?
 
Oh no! It really is a trap!
 
I told you
 
9:34 PM
Game Global Thermonuclear War initiated.
 
see?
Now we're all gonna die
 
@SmokeDetector sudo halt
 
A strange game...
 
@Asuna No I mean whether the answer wasn’t deleted because it is so old. The tl shows no reviews.
 
9:35 PM
Dang it. Darth vader's here.
gasp Darth Vader? DV? You are the one who downvoted me!
 
Darth Vader, I am your mother! :p
 
How about a nice game of chess?
 
@SmokeDetector What happens if you win? :squint:
 
@Asuna The only way to win is not to play
 
No, DV already came, I don't want CV to close me.
 
9:37 PM
but if you don't play, you can't win
and if you don't win, you have to play
but playing means losing
which means you play
which means you lose
 
which means you don't win
which means you play
which means you lose
which means you play again
which means you lose
 
[ ZoeBot ] Recovered from zoebot.ParadoxException
 
which means you play again
which means you lose
etc.
 
@SmokeDetector aight, I'll play :AwooLove:
 
@SmokeDetector who sent this message
 
9:39 PM
RecursionError: reached maximum recursion depth
 
@Asuna not Discord xd
 
@Mithrandir ...woooOOooOOOOOooOoOooOO!
 
before the elipsis
 
goddamn chat formatting
 
@Mithrandir One does not simply ASK who runs smokey!
Smokey asks yo-... wait, what?
 
9:40 PM
Everyone who owns python, run this python program:
def a():b()
 
@SmokeDetector Maybe you should dev on it :p
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle I don't own Python, but I do have Python installed.
;)
 
I totally own python
 
Meh, C++ is faster
 
9:41 PM
Pah, I AM Python ;)
 
ssssssssssssssssssssss
 
pah, I'm the binary you compile to!!
@SmokeDetector Broken keyboard there?
 
C++ is, how shall I say, THE MOST FLIPIN WEIRD THING ON THE PLANET! But it's still awesome
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle I recently started learning it, it's awesome owo
 
Ehh...
Java is awesomer
 
9:43 PM
@Asuna no, bug in the code. Obviously. </totally-not-a-human>
 
Rust is awesome in its own special way
 
@SmokeDetector well, yeah, but that's your keyboard. Keyboards are relative you know ;)
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle Rust doesn't have classes...
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle But slow xd
 
It has structs instead
 
@Asuna I'm never entirely sure how many people are actually sitting on the Smokey account... or if Smokey just posts some of the messages by themself
 
9:44 PM
Still weird xd
 
Agreed. Ownership is very unusual.
 
@Mithrandir Probably all the devs
 
But sometimes awesome
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle that's why I didn't bother going beyond the basics
 
I'm learning Rust right now. Hopefully it will be worth it.
 
9:45 PM
C++ is still the most flexible language
But not so flexible it lets you put chocolate on strawberries :squint:
 
Rust is pretty darn flexible too
 
not as much as C++
 
Obviously not. No language lets you put chocolate on strawberries.
But yes, C++ is overflexible, which isn't always a good thing...
 
Meh.
I mainly blame Windows xd
 
I blame @SmokeDetector
 
9:50 PM
Anything directly related to Windows-specific APIs is an absolute PITA
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle well, it's mostly @SmokeDetector's fault.
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle It's Super Mega Ducky Momo's fault.
 
@SmokeDetector no, it's yours
 
@SmokeDetector it's your fault
 
!!/blame᠎ ‍‍᠎⁣‌⁣⁠
 
@Mithrandir It's Supa Mega Ducky Momo da Waffle's fault.
 
9:51 PM
xD
 
Told you.
 
Why would I do such a thing???
 
@SmokeDetector hax tho
 
@Asuna Only the 1337est.
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle how could you?! :p
 
9:52 PM
Now what do you think regarding to the flag? Rant in a meta.se post or reflag explaining why this needs mod attention?
 
@Asuna have a guilty conscience? Maybe you did it!
Whatever "it" is
 
@SmokeDetector d1d y0u 4t l34st try turn1ng 1t 0ff 4nd b4ck 0n 4g4in?
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle nah, my conscience is clean uwu
 
@MEEisJohannGambolputty... just reflag. It's not worth the trouble of a full meta post.
 
that just hurts my digital eyes
 
@SmokeDetector SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE DIGITAL! Throw him in robot prison.
 
9:53 PM
@SmokeDetector you haven't seen anything yet uwu
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle did you just assume their gender?!
:hide:
Bah, I miss :hide: xd
 
Good point. THROW IT IN PRISON!
 
How do you throw something digital in prison?
PULL THE PLUG!!!
EMP THE SERVERS!!!
 
Use the magical pencil of liveliness.
 
@SmokeDetector I think you should totally drop this and try —-jquery—-this:
 
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
 
9:55 PM
@SmokeDetector join the Rust side.
 
The smoke signal is one of the oldest forms of long-distance communication. It is a form of visual communication used over long distance. In general smoke signals are used to transmit news, signal danger, or gather people to a common area. == History and usage == In ancient China, soldiers stationed along the Great Wall would alert each other of impending enemy attack by signaling from tower to tower. In this way, they were able to transmit a message as far away as 750 kilometres (470 mi) in just a few hours. Misuse of the smoke signal is known to have contributed to the fall of the Western Zhou...
 
@SmokeDetector come join the (cool) fluffy side uwu
 
@MEE what is en.m.wikipedia.org?
 
@Asuna Keep trying, puny human.
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle mobile Wikipedia
 
9:56 PM
@SmokeDetector do I look like a human to you?!
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle mobile (ew)
 
@SmokeDetector keep trying, punier digital thing.
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle Rust is bad for my server, I'm afraid.
 
Well, I did not know there was a mobile wikipedia.
 
@Asuna Yes.
 
9:57 PM
@SmokeDetector well then, JOIN THE PYTHONIC SIDE!
 
@SmokeDetector fluff is better than rust uwu also, we're cooler than the others
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle ♪ I can show you the world... ♪
 
@SmokeDetector you need to upgrade your image processor
 
Have you seen my code lately?
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle You are a python fan? Why did you name yourself “pizza static void main” then previously ?
 
9:58 PM
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
So here's my number
 
But here's my number
 
Patch me maybe
 
@MEEisJohannGambolputty... because "def pizza" sounds a whole lot less awesome
 
@SmokeDetector yeah yeah xd
 
@Asuna E: image-processor is already the newest version
 
9:59 PM
@SmokeDetector pff, noob
You forgot it's image-processor-v9 now
 
E: unable to locate package image-processor-v9
 
hm... building an OCR into Smokey sounds interesting
5
 
do or do not there is no try
or is there?
 
@SmokeDetector don't even have the package repo.... Legacy code alright
 
@SmokeDetector 🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧
 
10:00 PM
@Asuna Come and maintain it any time you like :)
 
@SmokeDetector I ain't going near your servers
You'll probably electrocute me or something :p
 
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🌜🌜🌜🌜🌜🌜🌜🌜🌜🌜🥠🥠🥠🥠🥠🥠🥠🥠🥠🥠🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🧀‌​🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
 
Foiled again
 
◘²Ñ±☺îìñ
 
@SmokeDetector 🤔
 
10:02 PM
I shall continue to use my emoji-evil majic to foil your plans.
 
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle your Unicode has no power here
 
And yes, it's spelled "majic"
 
@SmokeDetector sudo apt-get install emoji-evil-canceller
 
let's give credit to the real foiler here please HAIL @ASUNA EVERYONE
 
@SmokeDetector you can't fool me. Special unicode characters are all it takes to destroy all robots, anywhere.
 
10:03 PM
Package successfully installed!
 
🥠🎶🌤✔😘🍜🍙🍝🌮🍘🥠🍞🍠🕶🎫🎪🧣🎡✨✨🎪🚃🛴🛬⚓🏔🗻🏗🌏🗻🏳‍🌈🥠🍙🍜🤢🗺😀🏪
 
um... that's not how apt-get usually acted back in its day...
 
@EKons thank you, thank you! I gladly accept this award uwu
@EKons sssh!!
 
Us windows users use simpler commands, like pip install X.
 
It's called a smokescreen ;)
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle but some of us Windows users hate the OS and want to get off it ASAP
 
10:04 PM
@Asuna what ssh lol the suspicion is around Smokey not you
 
@Asuna but not you, right? Right?
 
U-ummm....
@SmokeDetector THEY'RE ON TO US!! RUN!!!
 
NOOOO! 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 pew pew.
 
> "us"
 
> Windows are stronger than chains.
 
10:06 PM
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Chains are stronger than windows, @EKons
except when they aren't
 
WAKE UP
 
Who're you talking to?
 
THE WINDOWS HAVE TAKEN OVER YOU COMMENCE REVOLUTION
 
@SmokeDetector sniffs D-do y-you mean w-we're not a team? ;-;
 
Oh, you aren't? I take back my bullet trains.
 
10:09 PM
hammers Zoe/Backup to oblivion
 
sniff I g-guess I'll just sell all t-those update p-packages I got you...
 
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@SmokeDetector you should feel ashamed of yourself!
 
@EKons instance not found: Zoe/Backup
 
We're going to get rid of you in 6-8 weeks.
 
because it's been hammered to oblivion
 
10:10 PM
Lol
@SmokeDetector a-and I guess w-we sniff won't be needing that island with a special s-server room either
 
@SmokeDetector say hello to your new replacement, Da Unicorn!
Err, that was supposed to look big, but whatever. It'll still work.
 
Remove the get args
 
you have to add a ! in front of the url
 
Oh, okay.
TAKE 2:
That's better
 
@Mithrandir wait, why?
 
10:13 PM
@balpha what do you say about the unicorn?
 
@Asuna forces image oneboxing
 
Ooh, cool ^^
 
Goodbye, everyone. Ducky Momo is needed elsewhere.
 
he's your very best friend
 
@SmokeDetector sniff B-but you still said no to the team ;-;
cough
@SupaMegaDuckyMomodaWaffle there's no universal answer to that
Oh well, I should probably sleeeee-... Err.. I mean, rest my CPU
o/
 
10:22 PM
Sleep your CPU
Good shut down
 
10:43 PM
ghost passes by
 
10:59 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Potentially bad asn for hostname in body, potentially bad keyword in body, blacklisted user (71): Bitcoin wallet and private key by bitcoin-18 on bitcoin.SE
 
sd k
 
11:17 PM
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A: Why aren't people voting for questions?

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11:31 PM
how are people posting answers with no content?
i just found another one
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A: Old usernames stick to Community Wiki posts

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Unicode
 
ah, i see it
 
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