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1:03 AM
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-130 yesterday (one post moved to per site meta, one deleted)
 
Morning, isn't it.
 
1:22 AM
morning
 
 
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3:19 AM
:(
that's all sorts of wrong.
 
:( Yeah... that's really sad.
 
The duck has her legs tied and the dog is clearly in distress
 
user202362
If I had my legs tied, I wouldn't be so aggressive
 
Tying your legs would be inappropriate in most social situations too
 
1 message moved to Chimney
Prefer not to look at that for hours...
 
3:33 AM
@hichris123 oh yeah, thanks ;p
 
4:08 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, +3 more: nutrahealthtrimsite.com/slim-u-forskolin/ by glmllyskahtp on meta.SE
 
4:39 AM
@ShadowtheHedgehogWizard diamond can’t help. I should be a dev, or at least CM :)
 
@alexolut "QA^2"
@alexolut half certain SRE actually presses the red button on builds ;p
 
5:43 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL-only title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, +4 more: www.seremolynbuy.com/jouliage/ by user775725 on askubuntu.com
 
6:48 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad NS for domain in body, bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: If you are experiencing by Earon19 00 on graphicdesign.SE
 
7:14 AM
@hichris123 wrong room though, @Telkitty got by now special room for her big gifs. ;)
Chimney is for... well... smoke. :)
If anything, stuff that doesn't belong here and isn't made of Smoke can be moved to the sandbox.
 
user202362
Personally, I suspect that the gif got binned because many people here identify with dogs ...
 
heh, I'm RO in Chimney, cleaned it up. :D
@Telkitty true
@alexolut not to help, just to feel good. ;)
 
@Telkitty and was seriously disturbing. This the third most disturbing thing I have seen this year
 
not lotus seed?
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad NS for domain in body: EPG Steel 75 EPG Steel 75 by haauajaksjer on apple.SE
 
user202362
7:30 AM
@JourneymanGeek but no animal was hurt ... other than the dog, which was bitten by the goose
 
user202362
sounds like you feel like sharing the other two
 
they grow on trees?
 
7:49 AM
hmm
No?
No
 
 
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9:40 AM
@JourneymanGeek what were the other two?
 
@ShadowtheHedgehogWizard lets just say they were worse
 
 
1 hour later…
10:46 AM
cue "ur face is worse" joke
uh.. the Blue Bomber has arrived, but Hat Man is already gone...
 
peek at JNat's avatar
 
er, isn't that megaman?
 
boss now meeting with client.... Expected tons of new requests after that, 80% of them useless
 
11:13 AM
@ShadowtheHedgehogWizard I'm a good by default :)
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in answer: How can one use unstructured data for forecasting? by chrisbons on datascience.SE
 
The Think! hat made me think to comment on own post then edit it
(haven't tried it though(
 
@alexolut good what? ;)
 
@SmokeDetector that's the... most obvious phising I've ever seen on SE?
The link is suspicious too! (don't click, let me be the victim)
 
[Click here to win $-1,000]()
 
fishing @Andrew
 
It opens a blank page then auto-close. Probably got some fo my data from HTTP Header...
 
@AndrewT. See DavidPostill's test.
 
^ that's the worst phising...
 
@ShadowtheHedgehogWizard Hey, only one person can get eternal life :)
A prevalent meme in China about the ex-president Jiang Zemin.
 
@AndrewT. it works...
in Shadow's Den, 1 min ago, by Shadow the Hedgehog Wizard
giving eternal life to @Itamar
;-)
 
user202362
@iDebug like the boy in red clothes?
 
@Telkitty You know?
 
user202362
11:41 AM
yeah
 
Hey, @ShadowtheHedgehogWizard Can you do online spell casting that fixes broken marriage? :D
 
user202362
 
@ShadowtheHedgehogWizard any part of me, and myself wholly :)
 
@Telkitty Young man. You sure you wanna contribute your life second by second?
-1s
 
user202362
any second lived happily is not a second wasted
 
11:44 AM
@Telkitty Know the +1s meme?
 
user202362
no
 
Only applies on time.stackexchange.com
 
@iDebug sure! Spell name is "divorce". :P
 
I sense a great potential in opening a Mogic Stack Exchange :)
 
meme.stackexchange.com
 
11:46 AM
People would come from everywhere to express their happiness admiring ex-president Jiang and ...
Voilà, the Stack Exchange Network is blocked in China! Fully!
 
@iDebug tell it to this user
 
@iDebug arn't you from...
 
@AndrewT. I know him. Talked a bit.
@JourneymanGeek Elite people all have VPN.
 
then there are those who go to jail for selling said VPN to the elite.
 
user202362
omgz, r u sayin that I am low end ppl coz meh not haz VPN?
 
11:50 AM
if not because of that, then because of the grammar
 
I didn't meant any offense...
 
I have a free VPN. Yeah I'm a pleb :(
 
@Telkitty Low end people is another term newly introduced by the authority.
 
What are their specs?
 
user202362
@iDebug I know that too :p Also I am not that young and I am not a man
 
11:53 AM
Not sure. Here's a Wikipedia page (Simplified Chinese) about that.
Beijing recently drove hundreds of thousands of ordinary people away in the name of "safety".
Documents from the government explicitly mentioned the term low end people.
 
Looks like Fallout's story?
 
user202362
not sure what they love about beijing though, I wouldn't want to be the bottom of a pyramid
 
That sucks. German Nazi did exactly the same to Judas in 1938.
 
Jews ;p
 
@Telkitty your affection to apex predator...
 
11:56 AM
My English is bad :(
 
user202362
@AndrewT. why, would you rather be my prey?
 
That's less than 80 yrs after Nazi. Same story happens again.
 
@Telkitty I'd rather be a Freeman....
 
Could "computationally" assume "current Chinese authority" LIKE "%nazi%"
 
chinese internal immegration is complex
 
user202362
11:58 AM
@AndrewT. you need a lot of resources or exceptional ability in order to do that
 
@Telkitty don't I need only a crowbar?
 
user202362
exceptional ability to be able to fight a squad of police with only a crowbar
 
user202362
or wait, you mean living as a freeman in your own fantasy?
 
I am my own fantasy?
 
@JourneymanGeek Complex and simple. Wherever there's chance to gain more money. Either by labor or illegally.
I'm not even sure about the exact mechanics.
 
user202362
12:02 PM
you can be low end population, living in the basement, has a old pc with internet and living as a freeman in your own fantasy, that's quite easy, yes.
 
@Telkitty Déjà vu in North Korea, except there's no PC.
 
user202362
@iDebug same as buying lottery
 
user202362
probably those people are not good with maths and logic
 
@Telkitty Not quite sure what is those people.
 
user202362
those people who earn less than 3500 yan a month and does not own a property in Beijing?
 
12:06 PM
Definitely NO. There's been quite a few protests since the government started the exiling.
 
user202362
they wanted the traditional 'imperial city' - the best to themselves
 
user202362
it's a shit thing to do I hope they get overthrown
 
user202362
the truth is that those 'lower end people' built the city pretty much, probably not themselves, but the prosperity of the city was physically built by those people, who are construction workers, little vendors etc
 
Exactly! They spent their lives building Beijing, and now they get exiled? Nazi won't even do that!
Even workers that built palaces for ancient emperors got well-treated.
 
user202362
12:13 PM
pretty sure they don't when they done doing that
 
At least not exiled.
Side effects are immediate: No more men to deliver expressages and take-outs.
The so-said high-end people are now complaining about their food delivered in several hours or online shopping delivery rejected (for various reasons).
 
user202362
you know the old imperial city?
 
Sure.
 
user202362
emperor lives in the middle with family, then all the high official around him
 
user202362
middle level civilian further away
 
user202362
12:20 PM
it's a sh!tty system, but it's the one I see them trying to build
 
Yup. They've been trying to build like that since a few decades ago.
And now they set up a new place, Xiong'an New Area, hoping to direct more people away from Beijing.
Xiong'an New Area (simplified Chinese: 雄安新区; traditional Chinese: 雄安新區; pinyin: Xióng'ān Xīnqū) is a state-level new area in the Baoding area of Hebei, China. Established in April 2017, the area is located about 100 km southwest of Beijing. Its main function is to serve as a development hub for the Beijing-Tianjin-Hebei (Jingjinji) economic triangle. Additionally, "non-core" functions of the Chinese capital are expected to migrate here, including offices of some state-owned enterprises, government agencies, and research and development facilities. The area covers the contemporary counties of Xiong...
BTW, How do you know so much about China?
 
... she is Chinese?
 
user202362
12:44 PM
@AndrewT. apex predator is my trolling theme, my real fantasy is to be a hobo or a cave dweller
 
user202362
but my ability is low, so unless I can gather some trustworthy fellow cavers ...
 
2:07 PM
 
2:25 PM
I love the siren option
 
@Feeds hypnotize the thief to send money to your bank account. using wire transfer
 
Nu-uh. Convert to bitcoin and bounce through a botnet.
Or rather, through a currency that isn't losing value at an alarming rate ATM
And of course, detonate as soon as it gets into a police station building
 
2:42 PM
... or let neurotoxin gas blow...
(now I'm scared with my "smart"phone)
 
 
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5:02 PM
Robert Cartaino on December 27, 2017

One of the most lasting gestures of philanthropy is when folks give so generously of their time and hard-earned knowledge so that others may benefit from their efforts. 2017 marked the year we saw Stack Overflow surpass 15 million questions and almost 4 million more across the network. But this year also marked another milestone — making a lasting difference from our little corner of the Internet.

Every year we set this time aside to remember the people and organizations who desperately need our help. A few weeks ago, I contacted the 566 Moderators of Stack Exchange and asked each of them to select a charity for which we would make a $100 donation on their behalf. …

 
@Feeds gone
 
5:39 PM
@AndrewT. Heh, Feeds isn't Smokey :D
 
6:17 PM
Tip: When makers of decongestants write "non-drowsy" on the packaging, there's a very good chance that they're lying, or have a completely different understanding of 'drowsy' than the general population has accepted.
 
6:29 PM
@TimPost Does this mean that Tim is sleepy?
 
@Mithrandir I don't think sleepy is the best adjective. More like .. a rather high value of sluggish.
 
I guess that means that we have a high chance of lost keys today.
 
If you're going to throw random downvotes around, please focus your effort on Stack Overflow. You'll do much more good than harm.
 
@TimPost Decongestants like pseudoephedrine tend to be speedy, while antihistamines like diphenhydramine tend to be sleepy. In some subjects this effect may be reversed.
But just because they're not sleepy doesn't mean they have no cognitive effects.
 
It's Sudafed's fault.
 
6:36 PM
I hear that driving heavy equipment will wake you right back up.
vroom vroom
 
@TimPost Completely normal.
 
@Mithrandir I'm slightly astonished at the negative reaction that this is getting...
 
We hate fun
 
7:08 PM
This is pretty squarely on-topic. After all, we usually wrap up the event with a blog post that showcases some interesting or funny uses of hats, what better way to not overlook something than to set up a place where folks can just submit them? I'll reopen this if it gets closed. — Tim Post ♦ 27 secs ago
 
7:31 PM
@JohnDvorak and if one hates to hate fun, does it mean they like fun?
 
 
1 hour later…
8:41 PM
I had to return to Chicago from the mountains of Colorado for cold weather. It was 3 degrees when I got in... and we're not even into the cold months. :P
☃️
 
@canon C/F/K? (radians: xkcd.com/1643)
 
8:59 PM
lol
F
 
I gotta say 3 degrees is "too damn cold" no matter what the unit.
 
The weather app read: "3°F... feels like -15°F"
 
Brr. I start complaining when it's less than 65F.
 
3C is perfectly fine. There's not even snow.
 
heh
 
 
3 hours later…
11:49 PM
I suppose it's time for me to receive an email about my swag.
 
I think I'll have spam for breakfast...
 

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