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Doorhandle

12:01 AM

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper it would only make us a couple thousand dollars... if he wasn't too busy playing cs:go

he got addicted to it after getting his computer parts

and has about 600 hours on it now

from the past 4 months

idk, maybe he played before

i'm trying my luck with making gaming apps, but the competition is big for those

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Doorknob

12:39 AM

just got these in the mail! :D

Doorhandle

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A: RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags

You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool th...

Andrew T.

12:55 AM

Even though I knew that the sidebar would be 300px, I didn't realize it'd be that noticeable.

hichris123

@AndrewT. You'll get used to it. :P

Andrew T.

Yeah, I'm not the one affected with the change (using ~1900px with maximized browser), but somehow, for that reason, the HNQ is looking a bit awkward with 300px.

But that's just me.

hichris123

yeah, I notice it too.

user202362

2 fan patches ... is that because you are a mod?

user202362

also, swag should be on the FedEx truck since 2.65 hours ago, but I have no idea where that truck is ...

bjb568

1:09 AM

@AndrewT. nope

Doorknob

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bjb568

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper that's… an interesting measurement

hichris123

I almost think the sidebar needs less padding in between HNQ items and in between hot meta posts.

bjb568

And the thousands of pixels on either side of the content…

JamesENL

1:42 AM

Hai

Andrew T.

2:18 AM

Hao

Quill

hoa

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper maybe the top 5 ones get two patches

@Doorknob Awesome!

Shog9

2:44 AM

@hichris123 what? No. shutup.

hichris123

I guess I struck a nerve.

Shog9

I like being able to use the site on my phone. With fingers.

GnomeSlice

Anybody here in San Francisco?

hichris123

not I.

@Shog9 Y'know there's a mobile site... right?

Shog9

which is very nice for reading late at night

but not really a replacement for the full site

There's no linked questions

There's no related questions.

No hot questions

Mod tools are borked

etc.

It's better than the mobile app, but... Only because it still actually runs in a browser.

hichris123

2:56 AM

Hmm, maybe you should make a meta post about that and bother a Stack Exchange employee into fixing it.

Shog9

Or I could just use the full site

which works just fine

unless someone babbles on too much about whitespace

hichris123

Depends on your definition of fine.

Works fine on a tablet.

On a 4.5-5" phone? not as much.

Shog9

fine

Adjective: fine ‎(comparative finer, superlative finest)

(heading) Of subjective quality.
(informal) Being acceptable, adequate, passable, or satisfactory.
(informal) Good-looking, attractive.
Subtle, delicately balanced.
(obsolete) Showy; overdecorated.

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Adverb: fine ‎(comparative more fine, superlative most fine)

expression of agreement
(dated, dialect, colloquial) Finely; elegantly; delicately.
fine
fine

Noun: fine ‎(plural fines)

Fine champagne; French brandy.
1936, Djuna Barnes, Nightwood, Faber & Faber 2007, p. 18:
(usually in the plural) something that is fine; fine particles
fine ‎(plural fines)
fine ‎(plural fines)

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Verb: fine ‎(third-person singular simple present fines, present participle fining, simple past and past participle fined)

(transitive) to make finer, purer, or cleaner; to purify or clarify.
(intransitive) to become finer, purer, or cleaner.
To change by fine gradations.
(transitive) to clarify (wine and beer) by filtration.
fine ‎(third-person singular simple present fines, present participle fining, simple past and past participle fined)

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Let's go with... 2 & 3.

Doorknob

that is a large onebox

Shog9

YEAH

hichris123

2:58 AM

Amazon-style

Hmm, taking a second look only the community bulletin bothers me.

the rest (HNQ, related questions) seem less padding-y.

user202362

Mobile site sux IMHO ... I like to be able to upload random useless picture :D

user202362

Also, hopefully by the time I am back home tonight, my swag will be sitting nice & sweet in my front or backyard 👚💃🏻

Doorknob

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Q: Can I be successfull using StackExchange?

Recently I was talking with a friend I had attended school with and I had mentioned to him that I had joined the Stack Overflow community. He is a more experienced programmer than myself and said he to had at one time had also been a member and he also informed me that I was wasting my time. He s...

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@JasonC you have an impostor

JamesENL

Unless that actually is JasonC using a very bad disguse

Quill

3:16 AM

@Doorknob lol

SmokeDetector

4:16 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: the days are long gone when just? by ladmanjwm on askubuntu.com

SmokeDetector

4:28 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How do I make large spheres using spherification? by user42437 on cooking.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Puzzle Game To Improve Brain Power by giteisxod on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Crossword puzzles are an option by Mirnagyutzy on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How to redirect text-to-speech output to microphone input in Windows? by Affiliate Switchblade on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

bwDraco

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to find all links / pages on a website by Affiliate Switchblade on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Does This Dermagen iQ Have Any side effects? by user313515 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Protect Your Delicate Under Eye Area With Anti Wrinkle Eye Cream by micqiz on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: A Much More Gentle Method Of Fat Loss by solika on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Nuts And Mind Functions by Georgepease on drupal.stackexchange.com

bwDraco

4:54 AM

sd 5trueu-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Is Mother Natures Gift For Weight Loss by xrainkatri on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: his serum you will get a vibrant looking face? by constancebandi on stackoverflow.com

bwDraco

sd false- 2trueu-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Does This product Have Any Side Effects? by krnkfdjuriya on askubuntu.com

bwDraco

5:09 AM

I found a pattern within the titles of these spam posts. Where "product" is used, it is always lower-case amongst words that are capitalized.

Looks like the spammers are using a fill-in-the-blank script.

sd falseu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Which Eye Cream Ideal For by user56304 on drupal.stackexchange.com

bwDraco

@SmokeDetector trueu-

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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps body, all-caps title: IN MY WEBSITES, I WANT TO UPLOADS FILES BY EMAIL by NYK.Org.In on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

5:40 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Shreds your abundance muscle to fat ratio ratios by Marquisebons on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle building is going to require time by DavidIrene12 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Is product right for you? by user492599 on askubuntu.com

Quill

sd 4k

SmokeDetector

6:07 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: To Achieving Beautiful Shining Skin Tips by donnalp on drupal.stackexchange.com

bummi

!!/report superuser.com/a/1025622/172747

just in casse Smokey does not catch it

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Ping my URL from a different location by obat apotik farma on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: that one desires to pay a big quantity by peggztosan on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: that one desires to pay a big quantity by peggztosan on meta.stackexchange.com

Quill

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Understand About Anti-Wrinkle Skin Cream by user5782533 on stackoverflow.com

Quill

sd k

SmokeDetector

6:24 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Online INFORMATICA Training? by betajo on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

6:34 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Cost of game development and maintenance of an MMORPG by lucygrey on gamedev.stackexchange.com

rekire

sd 2tpu-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, offensive answer detected, repeating words in answer: Test for numeric value? by Test on stackoverflow.com

rekire

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

6:57 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: java import error, org.jdom by GeekOnJava on stackoverflow.com

rekire

sd fp

SmokeDetector

@rekire [:4444068] Registered answer as false positive.

rekire

I just found this deleted answer, did that user really loose 2.5k reputation for the deletion of a mod?

user202362

7:48 AM

rekire

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper cool, I am still waiting. When did you get it today?

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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: How can I solve this problem: Applies SELECT, WHERE, GROUP BY, JOIN, and HAVING by Ken Akerman on dba.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

JamesENL

Its quiet today

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[ SmokeDetector ] Link following arrow in answer, non-English link in answer: Limit Excel CPU Usage by Huongque93 on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

bwDraco

sd trueu-

SmokeDetector

8:03 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Non-English link in answer: What happens if money vanishes if not spent? by Huongque93 on worldbuilding.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

JamesENL

sd k

SmokeDetector

8:20 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: continuously is effective to improve your? by hablku max on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

bwDraco

sd trueu-

First to flag.

Gotta go soon.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Link following arrow in body: gentle cleaner and pat dry? by woraselfy on stackoverflow.com

JamesENL

sd k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Even the formulators of this? by hablkumax on askubuntu.com

JamesENL

sd k

SmokeDetector

8:58 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Sitemap.xml - Google not indexing by Online Shopping Pakistan Acom on stackoverflow.com

rekire

sd k

user202362

they tried to deliver it today but I wasn't at home, I called them to arrange to pick it up from their facility

rekire

Cool. Well I didn't get any tracking numbers so far. Who send that code to you? What was this about the 10m questions, that custom swag contest or something else?

user202362

actually took me an hour on the road because it was peak hour

rekire

9:06 AM

sounds like a huge fun, but hey you got a t-shirt :-D

user202362

:D

user202362

@rekire this

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[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body: How to Brightens the darkish circles? by woraselfy on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body: Boosts your scleroprotein? by woraselfy on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body: How to Diminished crow’s toes? by woraselfy on drupal.stackexchange.com

bwDraco

sd 3trueu-

rekire

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper I sent my address, but no code so far... [status-no-tshirt]

how does that tag work? :/

status-no-tshirt

^^

SmokeDetector

9:22 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Innate skincare by roselinkundu on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, blacklisted user: Why do some planets have rings? by bob on astronomy.stackexchange.com

rekire

sd 2tpu-

user202362

@rekire when did you send it?

user202362

I think I replied only 12 hours after quill but my one was dispatched 3 days after his

SmokeDetector

9:38 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Secrets Your Parents Never Told You About Muscle Hd by willardtgarcia on stackoverflow.com

rekire

9:48 AM

@TelkittytheWebDeveloper I got on 7th a mail and I replayed on the 8th. on that day some mails went in both directions but no tracking codes.

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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps body, all-caps title: HOE TO USE DATSET FUNCTION? by user5783556 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Be careful about which exercises you perform with heavier by davistrim on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: flex FileReference save function trigger cancel event with xml file on google-chrome version 47.0.2526.106 m by m kashif on stackoverflow.com

bummi

10:07 AM

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@bummi Registered question as false positive.

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: We should use Alpha Fuel HD or not? by kehamsmith on drupal.stackexchange.com

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Does Assist You In Losing Weight Fast by user36547 on money.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: SAP BPC ONLINE TRAINING by srinu1313 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: What is the paper “Structure and homology of configuration spaces” by Cohen and Taylor? by Najib Idrissi on mathoverflow.net

bummi

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@bummi Registered question as false positive.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: 10 Tips to Telephone Interview Success by Rahil Desoza on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Effective Warmup Is Important For Muscle Building Success by Dhoom on stackoverflow.com

bummi

10:25 AM

blacklist candidate assignmentbay.co.uk

!!/report craftcms.stackexchange.com/a/13196/1111

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Display entries including all locales for XML sitemap by Jack Kevin on craftcms.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: How To Find Tips Repair Cream by sheffries on askubuntu.com

Angry Shoe

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy Good enough

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Experience The Benefits Of Weight Loss by Ubszsloi on money.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, blacklisted user: Why do some planets have rings? by bob on astronomy.stackexchange.com

Simon Klaver

10:45 AM

sd k k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: looking and rush your order in these days! All by ewis juriya on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: Binary search tree iterator by fakeaccount on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: it. I know you are also one among them due by ewisjuriya on meta.stackexchange.com

Simon Klaver

@SmokeDetector k

Infinite Recursion

@bjb568 True, it's full of spam reports. Updating...

room topic changed to Tavern on the Meta: MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF SPAM REPORTS! Wheel of blame link bolted on for your ease of use: jsfiddle.net/Ldvwp8uv/1/embedded/result [bug] [crickets] [discussion] [excuses] [support] [waffles]

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[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: The ideal occasion to experience by susygani62 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Clearing a text field on button click by Naruto on stackoverflow.com

bjb568

Simon Klaver

10:58 AM

sd k

@bjb568 Cool.

Who needs the Wheel of Blame nowadays btw?

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: resources within the stretch marks? by Kingsajyabond on askubuntu.com

Simon Klaver

sd k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: what is your favorite valentines day quotes? by saurabh joshi on photo.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron)

Simon Klaver

sd k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Alpha fuel 720 The key goal by nancyjuarez on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle Rev Xtreme by wernhum on engineering.stackexchange.com

Simon Klaver

11:08 AM

sd k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle Rev Xtreme Just because you are affable appropriate by wernhum on engineering.stackexchange.com

Simon Klaver

Though it is fun the url in the body ends in "extreme-scam"

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Sd k

Simon Klaver

My swag apparently got on a truck at 8am and will be delivered 6pm. It comes from a delivery site 3km from my address.

Quill

congrats

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy u got yours yet?

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

11:12 AM

Didn't even do a poem or anything for swag

Simon Klaver

Oh, more like 10km. Still, only about 2 hours to even just walk. Why should the car then take about 10 hours? :O

user202362

@SimonKlaver by 6pm != at 6pm

user202362

they probably have a truck load of stuff to deliver

Quill

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy did you do one for fun, then

user202362

by the time they swing by your place, the delivery truck probably have visited 20-30 other places

Quill

11:14 AM

I got mine at midday, and the delivery station is like one and a half hours away from my house

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

@Quill nop

Quill

that's a shame, next time write a haiku

We should totally do a Haiku Week

where you only answer in Haiku form (besides code block)

Bart

No no no no no. No no no no no no no. No no no no no.

Quill

yes yes yes yes yes

Simon Klaver

Can I opt out of Haiku Week then?

Quill

11:24 AM

killjoy

Simon Klaver

I liked hats, but hate Haiku's.

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

@Bart your glasses are blur on mobile

Simon Klaver

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy There is chat on mobile?

Quill

Just me, then

Simon Klaver

@Quill doesn't get the reference

Quill

11:31 AM

there is no reference

Simon Klaver

Self-portrait?

Quill

His hair is nowhere near as luscious as mine

@nicael Does this sidebar make my ass look fat?

Bart

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy it's motion blur. I'm simply too fast for mobile.

user202362

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: The more calories you burn by albertdean on security.stackexchange.com

user202362

11:42 AM

lemme C - nearly 40 degrees, I foresee bush fires ... smog

Quill

It's not even that hot in Gold Coast, and we're above you

user202362

tru

Simon Klaver

@SmokeDetector k

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: chests and backside; notwithstanding by duthannlor manjbd on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

SmokeDetector

12:02 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Selenium waitForCondition by Ashu on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle Building Tips For Your Hard Gainer by michelledalke on drupal.stackexchange.com

Quill

sd 3k

Simon Klaver

Hmmm, the stickers were apparently not stickersheets :P

Quill

-4

Q: tablesorter in my blog

Sorry for my English I used this code, but does not work with numbers <script src='http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.9.1/jquery.min.js' type='text/javascript'/> <script src='http://artknow.googlecode.com/svn-history/r14/trunk/Site/librarys/jquery.tablesorter.js' type='text/javascript'/

jquery

Can I get an opinion on this ^ Spam or not?

PeterJ

12:18 PM

@Quill Dunno, but link seems unrelated to question so you could just edit it out.

Quill

the question is off-topic, but the link seems spammy

PeterJ

Yeah crap question for sure - but bit hard to know if it's really spam or they were just posting the site where it happened. Personally I'd treat it as a "person to keep an eye on" type thing.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Exercising is the best way one can lose weight by xrainkatri on security.stackexchange.com

Quill

I think I'm going to report that user and we can see if or when a newer question is posted whether it's spam

!!/report codereview.stackexchange.com/users/94569/sabrys56

SmokeDetector

@Quill Post 1: That does not look like a valid post URL.

Quill

12:24 PM

!!/report user codereview.stackexchange.com/users/94569/sabrys56

SmokeDetector

Post 1: That does not look like a valid post URL.
Post 2: That does not look like a valid post URL.

Quill

;-; I forgot the command

PeterJ

!!/help

SmokeDetector

@PeterJ I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@Quill addblu

Quill

12:26 PM

Thanks

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

!!/addblu codereview.stackexchange.com/users/94569/sabrys56

SmokeDetector

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. User blacklisted (94569 on codereview.stackexchange.com).

@Quill User blacklisted (94569 on codereview.stackexchange.com).

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

Double blacklist!

rekire

In Germany we have a saying "Doppelt hällt besser" which means more or less double works better.

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

12:36 PM

@rekire Then we should propose they add a "deadly blacklist" to smokey.

rekire

hehe

Pandya

what are the possible reason for reverse direction (example this) of duplicate ?

How it is called "This question has been asked before and already has an answer" in such case?

The more appropriate should be "This question has been asked after and already has an answer"

nicael

meta.stackexchange.com/posts/272878/revisions - this is the first time I see such silly "typo"

2

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Url and Form security in Laravel 5.1 by Zimrick News on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: How does the cream work? by kristenworni on meta.stackexchange.com

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

12:50 PM

sd 2k

Infinite Recursion

@JonEricson There is a typo in your blog post : this form of self-governance

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@InfiniteRecursion I noticed that too.

Pandya

@ShadowWizard any idea?

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@ShadowWizard any idea?

. . . what @Pan is talking about?

Shadow Wizard

1:12 PM

Pandya question

29 mins ago, 1 minute total – 3 messages, 1 user, 0 stars

Bookmarked 8 secs ago by Shadow Wizard

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

@ShadowWizard Facepalm

Shadow Wizard

@Pandya well, the top banner is already correct, saying only "This question already has an answer here". The bottom banner is static, it also says "and already has an answer" even when the linked dupe has no answer. There's already open MSE bug report or feature request about it, will try looking.

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. yeah, I know how much you love bookmarks. ;)

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[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Need Support Regarding Premium Plug-ins for WordPress by Ilona Hott on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: better for far Garcinia Cambogia G3000 Loss than by yarbawilliam on mathematica.stackexchange.com

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

sd 2k

Kit Z. Fox

There you are, @tchrist. I was starting to get worried.

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

1:28 PM

@TCh!

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

tchrist

@KitZ.Fox At conference.

Kit Z. Fox

Oh, I see.

Shadow Wizard

OMG. No pinned message. No starred message by @Bart. What happened to the Tavern?!?!?!

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

@InfiniteRecursion @InfiniteRecursion @JasonC WHEREZ TEH STARZ???

Shadow Wizard

1:32 PM

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard It's Infinite Recursion's fault.

4

Shadow Wizard

It's her fault!

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

yep

Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.

In Persian there's a proverb that says "you should hear truth either from a crazy person or a child." I should go and edit "bot" in.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: How to launch a QGIS core plugin from within a python plugin? by metazool on gis.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

1:35 PM

@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. well, it's probably an old proverb, long before bots existed ;)

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: No one process can explain by fittingadvisors on superuser.com (@bwDraco)

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

sd k

Derpy

1:55 PM

@ShadowWizard Bart is busy changing lens. All the shipping work for the swags has slowed down the new chromatic lens he ordered delivery

Shadow Wizard

@Derpy hmm.... might be!

Jason C

2:21 PM

@ShadowWizard Don't blame us. You guys are off your game.

I've just been silently waiting for somebody to admit to being an idiot.

Simon Klaver

@JasonC I admit you are an idiot. O:-)

Jason C

What is O:-)

?

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

eek

Shadow Wizard

@JasonC according to Wikipedia:

> O:‑) 0:‑3 0:3 0:‑) 0:) 0;^) Angel, saint, innocent

Jason C

Obviously wikipedia is incomplete. Evidence:

I'll go fix it now.

> This article is semi-protected due to vandalism.

shakes fist

No.

I HATE the yellow sphere wet eye emoticon things.

Delete it. Now.

Simon Klaver

2:35 PM

No.

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

sk delete

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Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

@JasonC RO ABUSE

sd k

Jason C

→ 1 message moved to Sandbox

Lol.

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

Haha

Jason C

2:35 PM

Suck it.

Feeds

@xanderdumaine Where are you trying to access us from?

Tweeted by StackStatus on January 13, 2016 at 2:31 PM in reply to xanderdumaine

@xanderdumaine Can you hit this please? http://stackoverflow.com/cdn-cgi/trace Let me know which Colo you're hitting.

Tweeted by StackStatus on January 13, 2016 at 2:36 PM in reply to xanderdumaine

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

totally unrelated tweets

Simon Klaver

@JasonC Damn you!

Jason C

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy Dammit paste them. Every cursor blink is making the suspense more unbearable.

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bjb568

2:40 PM

@Feeds IAD

Jason C

Poor sandbox.

They should rename it "dumpster".

bjb568

On other networks, those two are separate.

Jason C

Lol the sandbox is a little out of control right now

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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: How do I add Default Entity Framework Columns to my Existing Database by joe billing on stackoverflow.com

Feeds

@xanderdumaine @wsmelton thanks for the reports - we're tracking down the issue with the CF ATL colo and hope to have you working soon.

Tweeted by StackStatus on January 13, 2016 at 2:40 PM in reply to xanderdumaine

Jason C

2:44 PM

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy i.snag.gy/H1kn0.jpg v.v

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

Jason C

The worst part of that is the horizontal scroll bar.

Every time I post a message there it auto scrolls all the way to the right.

bjb568

DevDoodle doesn't have this problem!

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

@bjb568 Argh stop advertising DD

2

jk

Jason C

More like... DevDoodoo

DevDoodie

Check it out, it's DevPoodle.

One of my bigger clients finally quasi-hired another programmer. I'm so excited to finally have somebody to talk to.

Shadow Wizard

2:55 PM

@JasonC is he human?

Jason C

Poor kid, college undergrad, not yet wise to the ways of vampire clients sucking the life out of her for minimum wage.

It's a "she", probably human, but not for long. Soon she'll just be a shell of her former self.

Sterling Archer

Can you get multiple reversal badges?

@SterlingArcher Yeah

shweet

^ shellman

2:58 PM

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

lol

Jason C

Haha

Sterling Archer

@Shog9 tryhard!

Shadow Wizard

@Shog is no doubt the Jon Skeet of MSE.

Sterling Archer

Shawwggg Skeet Skeet mufuckaaaaa

I'm sorry

Pandya question

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