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12:08 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: What's wrong with your this shit hole Stack Overflow by Steven on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected, blacklisted user: Remove my account if you can by Mitte on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: How to open developer options using Java by Mitte on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Remove me if you can by Mitte on stackoverflow.com
 
12:27 AM
@NormalHuman nah
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Remove me please by Mitte on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, email in answer, blacklisted user: What's the catch with biweekly mortgage payments? by Jason Rappaport on money.stackexchange.com
 
1:03 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected, blacklisted user: Who is the ruler of this forum by Mitte on stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector rolled back; user now suspended
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector del
 
@NormalHuman User removed from blacklist (4817254 on stackoverflow.com).
 
user259867
Since the user is suspended for a week, no need to be notified of activity on their posts.
 
1:21 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Riding a Mountain Bike in the city by Melina Arzenda on bicycles.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
1:47 AM
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
ru.so has an interesting favicon color set
 
2:04 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Any other way of saying "I share your opinion"? by khalil tunicino on english.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu- kind of spammy though a different kind
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Can dried peppers get hotter with aging? by Dustin on cooking.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Simple example of threading in C++ by user5355052 on stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
2:25 AM
@SmokeDetector ignore- but ugh
 
user259867
> Oh come on why are you so late Sir?Porn marathon at night?
 
You think the poem works here? meta.stackoverflow.com/posts/251897/revisions
 
user259867
Uhh... don't quit your day job.
 
:p
 
@bjb568 There's a reference in the last line, by the way...
 
3:01 AM
Meh watever
> If you deal with people for a living, you're usually dealing with bullshit, because most people are bullshit factories.
 
user259867
Finally got 200 on Drupal. No more ads on top of spam.
 
What are these things you call "ads"?
 
user259867
> A severe error occurred on the current command. The results, if any, should be discarded.
> A severe error occurred on the current command. The results, if any, should be discarded.
 
user259867
"Avert your eyes as you discard them"
 
user259867
This is a new one from SEDE.
 
user259867
3:12 AM
A couple of SO employees took part in the reinvigorated ad debate recently...
 
user259867
 
user259867
Counterpoints by Sam Brand
 
user259867
> Attention is a novel type of currency. It's a wealth generator. And it's contributed to a more diverse Internet. news.ycombinator.com/edit?id=10241921 … -- Sam Brand at 1:51 PM - 18 Sep 2015 via Twitter
 
user259867
> INTERNET: THIS IS NOODLES. We pick him up next Saturday. Half his face moves faster than light (apparently). pic.twitter.com/s1QYdmGJw8 -- abby at 5:52 PM - 19 Sep 2015 via Twitter
 
user259867
sd 2tpu-
 
user259867
I'm thinking of starting a 30-30 club. Membership requirements: 30K rep and 30K downvotes on the same site.
 
user259867
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector why
 
@NormalHuman Body - Position 941-945: nike
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
user245368
 
4:52 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: post image in Instagram by aulia syifa rachma ayu isabell on stackoverflow.com
 
5:03 AM
^ fp?
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp- it's still about a bike.
 
Night!
 
user259867
5:20 AM
sd 3tpu-
 
@NormalHuman I've only posted 1 messages since the latest reboot; that's not enough to execute all commands.
 
user259867
sd 2tpu-
 
ugh
spamram is slacking off
 
user259867
5:31 AM
sd 5tpu-
 
user259867
Saturday night's alright for spamming.
 
user259867
Today's Jeopardy category: U.S. Universities.
 
user259867
5:51 AM
Someone with mod powers swept through Travel, destroying spam accounts.
 
6:11 AM
3
Q: How can us Stack Exchange and Stack Overflow users help with the current Chinese SPAM attack?

hippietrailWe love our Stack Exchange and don't like to see it under attack like this. Many of us are programmers and many of us know stuff about languages, including Chinese. There's probably a good few who are both programmers and know about Chinese and even a few with experience in Bayesian filtering, S...

oh, was sure he got a diamond there.
 
user259867
But the post might have helped to draw the attention of an employee.
 
user259867
I'm up to 300 helpful flags on Travel.
 
@NormalHuman yup, possibly though employees should get much earlier alerts right here...
 
user259867
I don't like pinging them unless it's a really really ridiculously large wave.
 
oh really, Zalgo back to starboard?? Now that's really immortality ;)
@NormalHuman no ping needed, IMO at least one should be watching around here... :)
Right now we have 3 CM's sleeping here
 
user259867
6:16 AM
All of whom are U.S.-based.
 
user259867
It's Sunday 2:15 in New York...
 
huh, good point. Sleep well, CM's! :)
 
user259867
Sleep tight, don't let the spammers bite.
3
 
sd gone
 
6:25 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title: QQ/微信956290760办理格里菲斯大学GU毕业证成绩单学历认证(回国文凭办理) by adsfafd09 on travel.stackexchange.com
 
6:51 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What is "the Pounds 100m revamp"? by Dmitry Sopov on english.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector ignore- whatever that is
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, email in answer: Taking a student loan without any history of credit? by John bonny on money.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why is fish not considered as meat? by user39419 on cooking.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector (Y)
flagged
-1
A: Why is fish not considered as meat?

Juan OlivierIts simple. Meat is just another word for muscle. And a person that eats fish is not a vegeterian. The person is just a meat eater that only eats fish meat.

sounds scary too
 
7:05 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, email in answer, blacklisted user: What happens when your Canadian ETF shuts down? by John bonny on money.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu
 
@ShadowWizard [:3983317] Blacklisted user.
 
user is already blacklisted, but oh well...
 
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@Pro wasn't there a feature of Smokey once that replaced offensive titles with stars, to not have it posted here and cause grief?
 
7:59 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW I CALCULATE TIME IN C PROGRAM by Sufyan Khan on stackoverflow.com
 
8:11 AM
Deputy badge on travel.se
@tchrist What I'm looking for is a bridge that connects to SE chat with my credentials / cookies, then allows me to connect to it via my IRC client.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: How should you react to this situation by Damian on workplace.stackexchange.com
 
You should write in English here, dude — ForceBru 49 secs ago
^ moron
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: 办理澳洲文凭Q/微信2727586870UC毕业证文凭堪培拉大学成绩单学历认证University of Canberra| by sdfdsfgf on travel.stackexchange.com
 
sd 3tpu-
 
9:02 AM
@ShadowWizard No, that was a feature of Pham, not Smokey. And I'm also not going to add such a feature for Smokey, because it might mess with our Bayesian doctype if you mark such a censored post as tp/fp.
 
sd 3tpu-
 
out of flags
 
9:21 AM
@ProgramFOX fair enough, though you can only censor what you show here, not the actual title stored in Smokey's memory
 
@ShadowWizard Titles simply aren't stored in memory.
 
they're fetched from the message
 
just ban all chinese already
 
9:36 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Where did Tenzin get a Flying Bison? by bKJh on scifi.stackexchange.com
 
9:48 AM
tpu-
sd tpu-
 
 
1 hour later…
10:56 AM
Smokey, why did you not complain about this?
 
smokey's borked
 
>>blame
!!/blame
 
@ShadowWizard It's Siguza's fault.
 
Might be borked, but not dead
...and who is Siguza??
 
@ShadowWizard Someone from the SO Close Vote Reviewers room (Smokey runs there too).
 
11:02 AM
@ProgramFOX oh, so the blame list spans two rooms? Cool!
 
yup, it does
 
@Pro how smart is Smokey? Looks like "fuking" is not being recognized as a bad word
(following @tchrist's above complain)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: word to make someone feel bad or insulted by obeng amos on english.stackexchange.com
 
@ShadowWizard Hmm... indeed, and there doesn't appear to be a legit word "fuking", so I'll make the "c" optional.
 
yay!
also "bitch" doesn't sound to have legit good use...
oh wait, female dog?
 
11:08 AM
@ShadowWizard Gives ~1.9K results on Google; would probably lead to too many FPs.
And on many different sites.
 
@ProgramFOX yeah, figured that. Oh well, we can't have it all. :)
 
11:19 AM
@ShadowWizard Judge for yourself.
Perhaps some are in poor taste, but many are legit.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, korean character in title, blacklisted user: Q.강남풀싸롱 매직미러이란?![010 2156 1517]역삼야구장 풀살롱'이태백팀장' by blackththth1 on stackoverflow.com
 
sd tpu-
 
11:47 AM
38 mins ago, by Shadow Wizard
@ProgramFOX yeah, figured that. Oh well, we can't have it all. :)
:)
!!/help
 
@ShadowWizard I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.
 
!!/brownie tea
 
@ShadowWizard Brown!
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Floating point normalised numbers in binary by Harry on cs.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Implementing a Boolean function with NOR gates by Harry on cs.stackexchange.com
 
sd 2tpu
 
1. [:3983626] Blacklisted user.
2. [:3983625] Blacklisted user.
 
12:13 PM
Someone who has not yet spamflagged it should flag it with a custom mod message to suggest that the account be spam-nuked.
 
@rene You're the master of SEDE, is there a query I can use to display posts which have been edited by someone other than myself?
 
@cybermonkey for your own posts you mean?
 
@rene yep
 
@cybermonkey this should get you started: data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/…
 
12:25 PM
@rene thanks :-)
 
np
 
12:50 PM
Don't suppose anyone here has had / heard of debugger performance problems with VS 2015? For example if I set a breakpoint on a trivial C# app it visually seems to fire instantly then gives a wait cursor for about 15 seconds before I can do anything. And single stepping doesn't work either, can't be too widespread otherwise everyone would be complaining but it was on a Win 10 clean install.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Low-latency broadcast option via Youtube live API by user3714080 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: change or deactivate iOS 9 newsfeed on the search screen by saf on apple.stackexchange.com
 
@PeterJ 15 seconds sounds as a DNS/NetBIOS name lookup timeout. Maybe it tries to fetch the pdb's from the symbolserver?
@SmokeDetector why
 
@rene Body - Position 36-49: LiveStreaming
 
@SmokeDetector fpu-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
1:06 PM
I want spam to kill
 
Then let it sit in the sun all afternoon before serving it.
 
:(
Well
Bot is running in den, go visit it
 
!!/wut
 
@ShadowWizard Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica what bot?
 
1:18 PM
@ShadowWizard The unibot
 
you mean UniBot
What can UniBot do?
 
@rene You're a champion that's what it was, I forgot I changed some of those PDB options when trying to debug something pretty low-level and putting back to defaults has fixed it.
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica what, like a Unicorn?
 
@ShadowWizard Its a bot
 
1:24 PM
lol
 
@PeterJ you're welcome, glad I could help.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: USE DATABASE command on SQL PLUS ORACLE 11gr1 by kllkl on stackoverflow.com
 
2:05 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: C++ on NAO Robot - How to run my C++ code? by Roy C on stackoverflow.com
 
I'm having CF connection issues here...
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:3984247] There is no why data for that post (anymore).
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica CloudFlare
 
So?
SE runs through CloudFlare
Which means you should not be here
 
2:15 PM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica It seems to be on and off
Maybe it is only the Amsterdam endpoint that is borked
 
Can call a dev to look into it
 
2:39 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: How to sign in to my Google acount to use Play Store by user128206 on android.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: RPMBUILD //SOURCES by Gary on stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector Has another one of the same kind there
 
@durron597 and the title?
 
user259867
> First, we should try to make a clear distinction here between Stack Overflow the company (SOC) and Stack Overflow the site (plain SO). -- Arie Litovsky
 
user259867
2:45 PM
Yeah. Good luck with that.
 
user259867
 
user259867
The avatar is out of date now.
 
Lol
Can tell avatar is from internet
Or the person didn't do a good job
Heh
Reddit is down
 
Sackexchange-Hater? They have a problem with people exchanging sacks? :-D
 
@NormalHuman Unicorn Inc. pr0blam solved.
 
3:02 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: How to sign in to my Google acount to use Play Store by user128206 on android.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: How to sign in to my Google acount to use Play Store by user128206 on android.stackexchange.com
 
...already flagged those as NAA. Waiting for the Android.SE mods to clean that mess up.
 
@NormalHuman lol, submit bug report in their meta site ;)
(or in their case, butt report :D)
 
@S.L.Barth Unwise: that’s how people end up getting a cat for a hare.
 
@tchrist LOL! Speaking of cats, how is your kitten doing? No problems after the rattlesnake?
 
@S.L.Barth None at all, remarkably enough. He somehow was not bitten.
 
3:14 PM
Glad to hear it!
 
user259867
3:28 PM
There's a bit of a misunderstanding here: Docs won't live as a stand-alone site, they'll be a part of Stack Overflow. They'll likely get their own top-level nav item ("Questions, Tags, Users, ... Docs"). We're naming that tab (conceptually), not naming a brand new site. "Questions, Tags, Users, ... Null Reference" doesn't make much sense. "Tutorials" could work, or maybe even "Refs", but it should be in that vein. — David Fullerton ♦ 13 hours ago
 
user259867
More adventures in navigation redesign.
 
user259867
It's been a while since anyone said anything about Triage/HIQ combo. Is it in its stable form now?
 
user259867
The last word that I heard was <sigh>, by Tim Post.
 
user259867
No, wait: Shog's post from Aug 4 was the last I heard of it. Which fixed a flaw in flag handling, so presumably everyone lived happily ever after.
 
I must say I didn't touch the helper queue after the initial days. Triage only gets attention if I still have CV's left.
which isn't often since the SOCVR room got more traffic
 
3:51 PM
 
user259867
Sunday afternoon, hichris, and repair toolboxes; a familiar combination.
 
@hichris123 Flagged.
 
@NormalHuman It's morning still.
 
4:18 PM
> Im 60 years old i think COPPA is stupid. I use instagram and youtube and don't care if you trying to protect us you can just change it to anyone under 10 i hate you COPPa
- Jordanandpeopleyaywoohoo on the talk page of Wikipedia's COPPA article
> COPPA sounds like pure communism.
- unsigned comment on same article
This is why we can't have nice things…
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: Character backstory and history development/generation tools by whatttttttt on rpg.stackexchange.com
 
Hm… doesn't Brown vs EMA basically say CIPA is unconstitutional?
 
@NickVolynkin I am disappointed that it took 9 hours for someone to make a comment about how the feminazis will get up in arms about something they'll never use anyway. — cimmanon 5 hours ago
 
Hmm my comment became obsolete after the OP edited:
 
4:38 PM
I could swear we've fixed this at least twice... Don't know what keeps going wrong. — Shog9 ♦ yesterday
:D
 
I saw that one as well. Wanted to say something about regression and testing but didn't want to risk losing my account...
 
Since SO relies on content from users, I suggest "Knowledge Generation Base". KGB for short. — approxiblue 2 days ago
This is the best idea.
 
Might not fly on so.ru
 
> What would Sauron do?
 
@rene ...and now that you have said it, it was nice knowing you.
You will be missed...
 
4:50 PM
@InfiniteRecursion ....but...oh.... OK... :(
 
user259867
5:04 PM
> @hairboat irritated. Trying to finish learning Spanish in 2 days. -- Bluefeet at 9:47 AM - 20 Sep 2015 via Twitter
 
user259867
Two days until es.stackoverflow.com goes live?
 
user259867
No, she's just going to Mexico. False alarm.
 
It's AC, not a/c @blue!
Just like every other acronym…
 
5:30 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Centering image on Nivo Slider using default theme? by Estelle Ttl on stackoverflow.com
 
5:46 PM
@bjb568 people use both
and sigh whatever
 
user259867
6:13 PM
4
A: Why not require a bit of reputation to post Chinese characters?

Tim PostThis is something that has been bothering me for a while. I designed the anti-spam / anti-abuse layer that's been keeping most of this crap out for the last couple of years, and it was designed with 'snow shoe' spammers in mind. For those of you unfamiliar with the term 'snow shoe' when it co...

 
user259867
> Don't think, even for a second, that this is a problem regex can solve. It can't, and my therapist won't let me talk about that to any further extent
 
It... kinda can. Kinda is the keyword though.
 
user259867
Depends on how it's used. If it's used to immediately tell the poster: <this> is not allowed, than they'll keep replacing <this> until something works.
 
right, but if it's more like spamram...
@hichris123 Yes. I'm going to try and get that going before the end of the year. I think I've worked out the attribution gaps that were holding it back. — Tim Post ♦ 29 secs ago
yay. cc @Undo
 
user259867
The regex-matching posts could be treated as if they had 4 spamflags already: (i) not visible on home page; (ii) deletable by two more spam flags.
 
user259867
6:23 PM
Or, indeed... Proper attribution of spam is important, but how to attribute it after the user has been destroyed?
 
6:33 PM
@hichris123 that is within 6 to 8 quarters?
 
@rene 6-8 units rather.
 
OK, I would love to see him announce it when ready on April 1st, 2016...
 
@hichris123 yaaaay
 
6:51 PM
Where's that answer on SE Meta with a table giving the rep thresholds of each privilage on private beta, public beta, gold (graduated) sites, and SO?
Hello.
 
user259867
71
Q: Reputation requirements compared

badpHow do reputation requirements for various privileges compare on Stack Overflow vs a graduated Stack Exchange 2.0 site vs a site in public or private beta? Return to FAQ Index

 
user259867
Most of it can be found in the help center. Most of the rest is out of date.
 
user259867
And there are more exceptions besides SO. For example, Math requires 1000 rep for tag creation.
 
@NormalHuman Thanks!
@NormalHuman Yes, though I don't have access to the help center of any private beta, but that isn't what matters now anyway.
 
7:31 PM
!!/tea
 
@S.L.Barth brews a cup of green tea for @S.L.Barth
 
!!/lick
 
licks fir excitedly
 
@rene licks ice cream cone
 
see, ice cream .... @ShadowWizard
 
7:44 PM
@SmokeDetector why
 
@S.L.Barth Title - Position 25-26: 。
 
user259867
Yes, I added this kind of period when bamwar started posting in English.
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
user259867
Didn't realize they have legitimate uses.
 
Hard to predict legitimate use, I guess.
 
7:49 PM
That sounds like we assume everything is spam and have a regex to determine if it's not...
 
user259867
URL-only title is a simple regex with 100% true positive rate: metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/reason/51
 
user259867
Also, 100% Ask Ubuntu rate.
 
Well... this is strange... I'm trying to download Eclipse Mars, and the checksums don't match those on the website.
Tried downloading from another mirror, and again the checksums don't match.
 
@S.L.Barth hacked maybe?
 
@cybermonkey Possible. But it's strange if two mirrors were both hacked.
Either way I'm not taking any chances.
 
8:04 PM
@NormalHuman What do the checkmarks mean?
 
@Andy tp/tpu's
 
 
1 hour later…
9:09 PM
@rene pfft. No spirit. No taste. Just a dull cone.
 
I'll have it...
 
@bjb568, is your bot running?
 
9:32 PM
!!/lick
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M licks ice cream cone
 
licks fir innocently
 
@DragonLordtheFiery Yep. ^
 
Okay...
!!/help
 
9:32 PM
!!/status
 
(removed)
 
Martjin came in more than one skin, who knew?
 
@bjb568, any documentation for your bot?
 
could someone put the tag on this question? it needs it...
-2
Q: How do I fit the height of my website to a mobile screen?

jbl89I am trying to create a mobile version of my pre-existing website. I added this to my code: <meta name="viewport" content="height=device-height, width=device-width, initial-scale=1, maximum-scale=1, user-scalable=no"> And along with CSS edits, I've done a good job. However, it's too tall for ...

Hate to be picky, but this isn't actually answering the question. Remember that Stack Overflow is primarily for future visitors having the same problem. IMHO you should answer the OP's question anyway, but keep the bit about this approach is bad because.... — cybermonkey 52 secs ago
 
!!/alive?
 
9:46 PM
@Undo plz send teh coffee
 
!!/reboot
 
Thank you very mush for your information. — Sourav Ganguly Apr 22 at 2:51
 
test
!!/mem
 
That's what Smokey is licking ^
 
10:18 PM
!!/status
 
@DragonLordtheFiery Running since 21:54:29 UTC (24 minutes)
 
 
1 hour later…
11:23 PM
Tavern's awfully quiet today.
 
Usually a good sign that the spammers are sleeping or dead.
!!/alive?
 
@Undo Watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring
 
@SmokeDetector tpu gone
 
@Undo Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: No Handshake from Airodump by Rob Brown on security.stackexchange.com
 
@Undo How goes the memory? (CHQ?)
 
11:37 PM
Ah, lemme look
yeah, chq
 

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