@bjb568 It... really doesn't make sense. Even the title bayesian filter doesn't work too well.

It has to be possible.

lol reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3kn1nl/…

@hichris123 that's good too

just recreate the simple mind of the flagger

I can't tell if that's being serious or not.

If it is... I have no clue how to. :P

@hichris123 It's partially serious.

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Meta spam, now?

:D reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/3knhn4/…

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@hichris123 You've got a point there.

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@bjb568 For yourself?

On a contract or do you buy phones outright?

Just curious because eventually I'm gonna have to get a phone, as much as I dislike the idea

@Undo Get an Android :)

@michaelpri heck no

@Undo Why not? :(

I've got a Nexus 9 and I tolerate it, but I really like iOS better

Android really doesn't feel that much more flexible

I prefer Android for phones, but iOS for tablets

@michaelpri Why?

I don't really know...

I just do

Huh. If you ever come up with a way to articulate it, lemme know

I've never used a semi-recent version of Android on a semi-recent phone, so...

And from what I can tell few people have :P

@Undo I think it's just that I like the Android design on smaller screens, but iOS on bigger screens

@Undo Phones aren't for multiple people…

@Undo No point in contracts these day, if you can't afford a phone, monthly payments don't help.

@bjb568 True

@Undo Likely around as many iPhone users. Remember... Android has a billion+ users.

@hichris123 But how many on recent platforms + recent software?

developer.android.com/about/dashboards/index.html looks kinda grim

@Undo 21% of a billion is still quite a lot...

Also, a lot of the non-21% is for low cost smartphones... not at all Apple's market.

@hichris123 How many of those billion have used those in the last week?

@Undo Mm... I'll try and get something... not sure.

@NormalHuman There's quite a bit different. Nothing major user-facing, but generally faster and more stable. And Lollipop is very different.

@Undo Well, in 2014 the 1 billion was active devices/month...

As of 2014 Apple had sold 800 million

this guy says his app shows 80% iOS 8 usage

I can't find good active-users numbers for iOS

App Store says it sees >80% iOS 8 users

Anyway, Apple would only need to have 1000000000*0.21=x*.8 = 263M active users to beat Android in that category.

And that number is on the high side because I used 80% instead of the 87% the App Store is reporting.

(@hichris123)

also, Forbes says iOS users are something like seven times more active than Android users

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Well duh, iOS is made to engage the user. Android is made to enrage the user.

@NormalHuman Isn't it usually slow on the weekends?

Yep.

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@SmokeDetector fp-

Well, like 5 hours later, my kitty still seems just fine. I don't think he was bitten, but I cannot imagine how he managed that.

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@SmokeDetector tpu- rude

@tchrist cats and dogs are amazing around snakes.

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dying right now xD xD

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It's so sad that Portuguese keyboards only have uppercase.

And PHP, too.

@tchrist I know some english folks who seem to have that problem

I'm like, "Bro, why you shoutin'?".

lol

@NormalHuman Yes, rather, although the rattler was even smaller than in the first pic. But now we know why @bjb568 is so touchy about getting his head bitten off.

@Frank I should have known that you'd be a billiards player.

@tchrist nope

idek how to

Your knowledge of english betrays you.

I play table tennis, and air hockey

but that's it for table games

@tchrist My favorite sport is Ultimate Frisbee

xD

> english: Spinning or rotary motion given to a ball around the vertical axis, as in billiards or bowling. You can't hit it directly, but maybe if you give it some english.

Baseball is boring

tbh

I don't care

HAHA

@NormalHuman I'd rather eat ice cream or train a horse

it is

so is eating ice cream

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Nice thumbnail… ?

@bjb568 ....